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12:03 AM
just came up with a new game
change tweets in developer tools with new context while making previous posts sound like they make sense
now it looks like @TimStone is voicing concern over a sudden snap of sanity
 
@Yuuki Oh huh weird religion is such a concern because
I'm heading to court to watch a hearing in this case about the President's effort to deport people facing religious persecution, which is something no civil rights lawyer should ever have to write. https://twitter.com/ACLU/status/935276477192507393
A billion-dollar emergency loan approved by Congress to help Puerto Rico deal with the effects of Hurricane Maria has been temporarily withheld by federal officials who say (PR) isn’t facing a cash shortage like it’s repeatedly warned about recently https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/congress/us-withholds-hurricane-emergency-loan-sought-by-puerto-rico/2018/01/17/dee19eb6-fbcd-11e7-9b5d-bbf0da31214d_story.html
throws a table
 
1:09 AM
Trump moves delayed media awards to an RNC-run site, which promptly crashes #andscene https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/953794085751574534
It apparently loaded long enough for Fox to report on it, or, less generously, they were pre-provided the content
 
@TimStone delayed media awards? you mean that fake news awards crap?
 
Yes
They actually made a site for it
 
Aaaaand DC just blew all the goodwill they got from the Wonder Woman movie.
Thanks to some terrible writing for Wonder Woman on the recent Batman comic.
 
94% of net job growth since the Recession has been in contract, temporary or part-time work, devoid of labor protections or benefits. Socialism contends these people deserve a dignified life; capitalism blames them for not having one
 
2:03 AM
I’m gonna talk about rabies for a minute. Because a kid just died of it because his parents made some really fucking bad decisions. I know it’s a scary topic, but listen.
 
Seriously: if you want to read the Fake News Awards, http://Archive.org has a working link. And it's exactly as pathetic as you'd expect. https://web.archive.org/web/20180118010005/https://gop.com/the-highly-anticipated-2017-fake-news-awards/
 
@GodEmperorDune Those fetal cats tho
 
@Yuuki mraaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooow
 
It's still great to me that the URL slug contains "the highly anticipated"
 
@TrentHawkins i don't know, i'm expecting it to be quite pathetic
 
2:08 AM
@TrentHawkins i'll take "what are all the possible ways to use misleading statistics and graphs" for 1000, alex
 
"Do we really have to do this?"
"Yes, I'm the President and they have been very unfair to me. Very unfair"
"*types '2017 Fake News Awards'*"
"No, no, these awards are highly anticipated, maybe the most anticipated some people say, put that in there"
 
#5 is a straight up lie. the washington post didn't report it, a washington post writer did, then apologized when he was proven wrong
 
this is easily the most pathetic one
... I don't even know what to make of this one.
 
> defiantly overfed fish
wat
 
fucking just stuff those fish
 
2:11 AM
@Yuuki he got tired of sprinkling and dumped the box in
also i love that none of the fake news awards went to policy coverage, they went to minor nitpick and gaffe coverage
> 2. African Americans and Hispanics are enjoying the lowest unemployment rate in recorded history.
wat
 
Essentially; "11 times the media hurt my feelings"
 
Wow, the editorial staff of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette is in full revolt against its owner. https://twitter.com/PGNewsGuild/status/953764351311253504
 
> 4. President Trump’s plan to cut regulations has exceeded “2 out for every 1 in” mandate, issuing 22 deregulatory actions for every one new regulatory action.
way to spin that you literally haven't done much
i'm impressed by the spin on that
i wonder how pissed he'll get at porn actress stormy daniels calling him a weirdo in bed in the interview they're releasing on friday
 
@GodEmperorDune In partial defense it was incredibly stupid that we even knew about this, but I don't remember it being a thing beyond the fact that it happened and someone quipped about it and then someone else said "Actually Abe did it first"
 
@TimStone yep
 
2:16 AM
> Trump: i did not have, sexual relations, with that woman. it's fake news
 
media is pretty addicted to trump as a ratings/clickbait magnet
 
@GodEmperorDune I'm just amused at the phrase "defiantly overfed fish".
 
@Yuuki yeah, its a weird one
impatiently overfed fish was more how i heard about it
it's not like abe went "please don't dump all the food" and trump went "oh yeah?"
 
@GodEmperorDune peace out! *box drop into water*
well if anything, at least he didn't then garb the fish, put it into people's faces while running around tokyo and the left it on the boot of a cab
 
John Robinson Block, the @PittsburghPG publisher who was behind the reprehensible editorial "Reason for Racism," will not allow this letter to the editor to appear in the newspaper. We offer it here.
This photographer who works for the Department of Energy got in trouble for taking this picture. https://washingtonpost.com/business/economy/rick-perry-hugged-a-coal-baron-this-photographer-got-the-picture-then-he-lost-his-job/2018/01/17/ac52a2a8-fbd0-11e7-ad8c-ecbb62019393_story.html
love to embrace the coal industry
also the govt is being a huge jerk to the whistleblower
 
2:36 AM
This is dumb but of course there's a tweet
@GodEmperorDune Yeah, that's all sorts of messed up
 
@TimStone to be fair, this was a simple static page and not a complex website
 
Does that mean we skip the throwing it out and starting over or the suing?
 
not sure
 
2:52 AM
Ryan Payne's cofounder of Operation Mutual Aid says there is a new plan to "evict" the Bureau of Land Management in UT and NV with the help of like-minded sheriffs.
Oh good, fantastic, great
 
@TimStone love too rez y'all queda now that isis is gone
 
3:05 AM
@TimStone that's a uh, interesting definition of mutual aid that I'm not sure can include sheriffs
 
The Labo/Spencer punch gif is still hilarious the 7th time it's appeared in my timeline
 
user15026
@TimStone hm?
 
@TimStone oh shit
 
user15026
oh thats good stuff
 
3:38 AM
JUST IN: WH lawyer tells @CBSNews Trump is “very eager” to speak w/Muller in effort to bring Russia probe to an end. “Active discussions” on an interview are underway, Ty Cobb tells @MajorCBS for @TakeoutPodcast. More to come ...
lol, Ty Cobb trying to tie this up this month before it turns out he was full of shit claiming it would
 
4:35 AM
The first branch of the @IWW_IWOC chartered inside a US prison has been announced. https://incarceratedworkers.org/news/revolutionary-greetings
 
 
2 hours later…
6:39 AM
i think this counts as a news item
 
 
7 hours later…
1:19 PM
Day 4 of #OperationPUSH ! We’re beginning to receive word from inside. Prison officials moved quickly to lock up organizers, who are now being held for investigation. Still waiting on news back from other facilities.
 
1:43 PM
Dem candidate for Wisconsin governor vows to pardon all low-level marijuana offenders if elected http://hill.cm/GsmOqo5
 
2:21 PM
FBI investigating whether Russian banker funneled money to Trump campaign through NRA: report http://hill.cm/oqCPZ98
good god
(from the NYT's Trump supporter pageorama)
 
I guess I hate change now
I think that's how this works
 
Trump on Twitter so far today: — Contradicted his Chief of Staff on immigration — Contradicted White House staff on whether Pennsylvania trip is a campaign visit — Contradicted Congressional Republicans on spending plan It’s 9am Eastern Time.
Oh apparently he's been tweeting. I just woke up!
 
But yeah if there's one thing that capitalists and investors and whatnot love it's volatility
Sure
Why not
 
2:38 PM
lol Toronto is on Amazon's shortlist for HQ2 gl Canadians on even more insane house prices
 
it's probably going to be Chicago given their offer of "we're going to give you the income tax paid by your employees"
 
They should have picked my town (except not because no thanks), there's literally a huge field next to their warehouse and direct proximity to a highway
 
@bombsfall yes, please amazon, gamify gentrification
god dammit
yep
 
Hill leaders saying they won’t vote on Gang of Six DACA fix/border bill because POTUS won’t sign it. That’s a new standard for congressional action: only vote on what the White House allows Congress to vote on.
Okay America is a failed experiment someone please shut us down now
 
We should just replace Congress with Amazon tbh
put the new HQ there
and give Jeff Bezos the entirety of the federal budget
 
2:47 PM
At least Amazon is usually timely
 
pros:
- DC already has high cost of living
- Jeff Bezos is now a trillionare
cons:
- none
 
@TimStone It’s almost as if they forgot Congress can override the President’s veto.
 
They know but the devolution of spines has left them in a bind
 
Then again, I imagine Trump might actually start a nuclear war if his veto gets overridden.
 
@Unionhawk I always wondered how the megacorps came to be in sci-fi but this makes sense now
 
2:49 PM
Hillary Clinton could still become president if Russia probe finds conspiracy evidence http://bit.ly/2DIpA65
THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS
THAT HAS NEVER BEEN HOW THIS WORKS
 
Oh actually D.C. is on the shortlist for HQ2
Great, they're already ready to just move in
@Unionhawk Newsweek retire
Two new CPU based vulnerabilities discovered after Spectre and Meltdown. Skyfall and Solace. Patches coming soon. - http://skyfallattack.com
Ahahaha cries
 
YOU MANIACS
YOU STOLE IT! YOU STOLE MY IDEA!
in The Bridge, Jan 4 at 18:42, by Unionhawk
If I find a security flaw I'm naming it Skyfall and will expect a cease and desist from MGM
 
@Unionhawk Well this is the actually hypothetical proposed by Lawrence Lessig.
He seems unhappy with the clickbaiting
 
Either way, getting to HRC through Paul Ryan doing the "right thing" by nominating her is, uh, an insane fantasy
Because that would imply that he like
cares about abiding by some standard of goodness at all
Let alone one that involves him and his party relinquishing power
 
Tillerson: Trump skipping trip to UK to avoid distracting from Brexit http://hill.cm/SPQUBhz
When a bigger clusterfuck enters the room
 
2:57 PM
@Unionhawk I feel like that falls under:
> how freaking exhausting it is to live through a time where an idea such as this is not just an obvious law school hypothetical
 
The theory has been presented before; President Orrin Hatch (apparently he's the first in the line who isn't compromised) nominates Vice President HRC and steps down. But it's just a Louise Mensch level delusion of how anything is going to go down, and relying on this instead of building a real bottom-up political movement is damaging, honestly
In fact I think it was Mensch that put this idea out there first
Or someone
 
@Unionhawk Well I'd again like to redirect you to:
3 mins ago, by RedRiderX
> how freaking exhausting it is to live through a time where an idea such as this is not just an obvious law school hypothetical
There was never an intention of suggesting this was something resembling a strategy.
 
Sure, I'm more pointing to the probably minority of people (I hope) who do put, I think, too much faith in This Russia Thing(tm) panning out and magically fixing everything
 
@Unionhawk I dunno, if the Republicans can maintain a majority in Congress, some of them might want to go back to the Obama era where they could rant and bring up stupid legislation knowing that there's someone with a modicum of sense in the White House to veto.
@Unionhawk And then they one-upped you by naming another one after the worst James Bond movie.
 
I'm just exhausted by all of the everything
Spotted walking into the Pentagon this morning-- Henry Kissinger and William Perry, former Defense Secretary.
cool, cool
 
3:17 PM
@GodEmperorDune The government is almost always a huge jerk to whistleblowers :(
 
> The government Everyone is almost always a huge jerk to whistleblowers :(
 
@Yuuki Exactly - it's a close call between who is more irrationally unpopular: whistleblowers or sports players in owners v players conflicts.
 
> Apple Is Blocking an App That Detects Net Neutrality Violations From the App Store: Apple told a university professor his app "has no direct benefits to the user."
> Wehe uses your device to exchange traffic recorded from real, popular apps like YouTube and Spotify---effectively making it look as if you are using those apps. As a result, if an ISP tries to slow down an YouTube, our app would see the same behavior.

We then send the same app traffic, but replacing the content with randomized bytes , which prevents the ISPs from classifying the traffic. Our hypothesis is that the randomized traffic will not see application-specific shaping, but the original traffic will see it. We repeat these tests several times to rule out noise from bad network condi
 
3:36 PM
"Reports of sexual misconduct by Dr. Larry Nassar reached at least 14 Michigan State University representatives in the two decades before his arrest, with no fewer than eight women reporting his actions, a Detroit News investigation has found." http://www.detroitnews.com/story/tech/2018/01/18/msu-president-told-nassar-complaint-2014/1042071001/
Jesus, this is a mind-boggling failure of accountability
So many opportunities by so many different people in different settings to stop this monster and none of them did
 
3:53 PM
We took a chapter wide vote and would like to add a new suggestion: the depths of hell https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/953999248047116289
 
@TimStone intel retire
 
@Unionhawk Actually you know what it has to be Philly
On the one condition that they build the HQ as a massive tower
A tower larger than Comcast's tower
 
Honestly as long as we fight against bullshit like "we're going to give you all this free money" it's probably going to be ok
Glad Cincinnati isn't on the list so we don't have to directly make this a top priority tbh
just indirectly in conjunction with Columbus comrades
The Senate has convened and will shortly resume the motion to concur in the House Amdt to S.139, the legislative vehicle for the reauthorization of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) amendments. A roll call vote on the motion to concur will occur at 12:15 p.m.
 
4:53 PM
Don’t feed the homeless? A dozen people were arrested for breaking this recent city ordinance https://fb.me/3QKG9zq8K
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
5:06 PM
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
 
5:24 PM
LGBT PEOPLE: Trump definitely wants us dead POOR FAMILIES: Trump definitely wants us dead PEOPLE OF COLOR: Trump definitely wants us dead BRAYDYNN SMITH, AGED 25: Trump says mean words online and I like it THE NEW YORK TIMES: *tearing up* the world must hear your story braydynn https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/953765337371115521
u wot m8
 
5:42 PM
oh wait I may have found something worse
 
@ToxicFrog I've always wondered whether that means Muslim doctors can refuse to treat alcoholics?
And I know a few religion forbid surgery.
I think Christianity used to, but it's one of those rules that everyone ignores now.
Like not wearing clothes made of two textiles.
 
Hungarian Police Have A Warrant Out For Former Trump Advisor Sebastian Gorka https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayesbrown/hungarian-warrant-for-sebastian-gorka?utm_term=.teBqpLgrN by @hayesbrown
?
 
@Yuuki I have more context now -- there is no change in existing law, but what has changed is executive policy as enforced by the HHS. In particular, under Obama, HHS had a policy that "refusing care to transgender patients is assumed by default to be discrimination"; that policy is being rolled back.
Turns out HHS has a lot of latitude in how conscience exceptions are handled.
Given that, I suspect the answer is "a Muslim doctor? hahahahaha no, HHS would murder them"
 
@ToxicFrog yep, so fuct
@Yuuki as i read it, this is another of the "only applies to persecuted christians but we can't come out and say that" type deals
like if christianity has qualms with it, they will support you not doing it, whatever your faith
but christianity is fine with it, good luck
 
Because if Christianity objects then it must be reasonable, but if other religions object that's not really a reasonable request and if we allow it then where could the line even be drawn? >:(
 
5:58 PM
i mean it's clear that trump made some promises to various factions during the campaign, but unlike other presidents who back off of the unrealistic promises once they're in power, he's trying to do the promises
or at least make it look like he's trying to do the promises while courts and other things are like "this is unconstitutional, you actually can't do that" and put things on pause
 
@GodEmperorDune You give him faaaaarrrr more credit than I do.
 
@puzzlepiece87 maybe not him personally, but the people around him
 
My read on the situation continues to be "Pence splits his day between ass-kissing, planning to become President, and ramming through as much evangelical Christianity as possible."
 
steve bannon and stephen miller explicitly did this with all the executive orders that didn't do much but made it look like things were being done
@puzzlepiece87 remember that they offered the other VP candidate full control over domestic and foreign policy
 
6:03 PM
... is there policy that’s neither foreign nor domestic?
 
@Yuuki yes, trump will "make america great again"
 
@Yuuki He's direct quoting.
 
(aka no, there is not)
 
SIXTY FIVE FOR FISA
GOD DAMMIT
#RESIST
 
and yeah, the vp candidate asked "what will trump do if i'm doing all the policy" and the answer was MAGA
 
6:05 PM
Unless motion to concur is something different
Point of information: what does motion to concur mean
 
@Unionhawk sadly unsurprising, dumping money and civil liberties into the intelligence community is still bipartisan
> Motion To Concur
The motion to concur means that one chamber accepts an amendment adopted by the opposite chamber.
 
aha, yes, motion to concur is parlimentary speak for voting to agree with the other chamber on this version of the thing yeah
thus sending it directly to the president from here
AN ENTIRE FIVE MORE SENATORS VOTED FOR THE MOTION TO CONCUR THAN VOTED FOR THE MOTION TO INVOKE CLOTURE THOUGH
2/2 Democrats in favor: 21 Carper, Casey, Cortez Masto, Donnelly, Duckworth, Feinstein, Hassan, Heitkamp, Jones, Kaine, Klobuchar, Manchin, McCaskill, Nelson, Peters, Reed, Schumer, Shaheen, Stabenow, Warner, Whitehouse; 1 Ind voting in favor: King. https://twitter.com/SenatePress/status/954054480009539590
This is obscene - May 4 is the anniversary of the National Guard killing four students there https://twitter.com/clevelandscene/status/954051260205891585
Border Patrol agents were caught on film destroying supplies left to help migrants https://t.co/AoZfrQxmo1
 
Ave
6:25 PM
> "The establishment of the division reverses an Obama-era policy that barred health care workers from refusing to treat transgender individuals or people who have had or are seeking abortions."
 
y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?
Just, my entire day
 
6:56 PM
@Unionhawk They look so petty doing it too.
Especially that guy just kicking them over.
They could also just take the water. If you're going to be an asshole, at least don't be a wasteful asshole.
 
That's why they signed up to be border patrol
 
7:29 PM
Been insanely busy the past few weeks but finally have a sec to post some of the hostile architecture I found downtown
 
twitter's blocked at work but I assume this is like spiked benches and sidewalks?
 
Stuff like that, as well as like, short benches that extend beyond seattle rain cover yeah
 
So frustrating. Thanks for providing temporary housing, Seattle!
 
lol
 
7:44 PM
@Unionhawk loool
AS ONE DOES
 
GORKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
charged in hungary for attempting to blow up the moon with a laser cannon
back in 2009
 
The Democrats want a shutdown to get attention off the tax cuts, Trump says in Pennsylvania.
It's incredible because I don't even know where to start with how illogical the statement is
 
Mitch doesn't even have 50 votes for a CR without DACA I don't understand what their calculus is here
Just fucking, do the thing maybe
It's not even some radical change it's a status quo move
 
oh, and this isn't The Bridge. I feel the shame.
 
user15026
2 messages moved to The Bridge
 
user15026
7:57 PM
No worries, I fixed it for you
 
"We worked so hard on tax cuts and tax reform," says @IvankaTrump, taking the stage at invitation of @POTUS. "We're very proud of it and America is just starting to realize just how great our tax plan is."
YOU DIDN'T WORK ON IT AT ALL
God damnit
closes TweetDeck
The pure audacity of these assholes is going to kill me
 
user15026
Also, why does she get to do so much of the talking and things? Does she actually have a job in all this or is she just like....random Trump child eye candy distraction fodder
 
I think technically she does have a job of some sort in all this?
 
@Ash they all have jobs in the administration, but not exactly well-defined ones.
 
user15026
I've just never noticed her referred to by any sort of title or anything
 
8:07 PM
She doesn't really have a well defined title other than "works in the white house in some capacity"
 
I think she's just a generic "Advisor to the President" or some such thing
 
Yeah probably
 
"Person with an office"
 
assistant to the president is the title
 
user15026
Ah, I see.
 
8:15 PM
@MadScientist Except for Jared, who's job is bringing peace to the middle east (in particular, Israel and Palestine), kickstarting American innovation, solving the opioid crisis, and reorganizing the US government
 
This warms my heart, thank you
 
I live to serve
 
@Unionhawk It warms mine as well.
 
He's been not governor for 2 days
He's been not involved in the administration for 363 days
Excellent voting rights news: Washington's state Senate has passed a same-day voter registration bill. Republicans had long blocked this & other measures, but Democrats won unified control over state govt in 2017 & are using it to expand voting rights https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/1/12/1731970/-Voting-Rights-Roundup-Court-strikes-down-North-Carolina-GOP-s-congressional-gerrymander-yet-again#9 https://twitter.com/WASenDemocrats/status/953854611361681408
 
8:54 PM
An interesting piece on metoo targeted at “moderate” men
"You are fighting for your right to be the next man who chooses to ignore multiple verbal and nonverbal signals from a woman saying that she does not want to have sex with you." -@IjeomaOluo #MeToo https://theestablishment.co/in-the-midst-of-metoo-what-type-of-man-do-you-want-to-be-328634985fc5
 
 
1 hour later…
10:01 PM
Just a normal day in the year 2018
 
o.0
when is the interview supposed ot come out?
 
Tomorrow I thought?
 
cool, let me make plans to be extremely online
YOUR HELP NEEDED: I'm trying to start a constantly-updated Q-and-A that will update readers abt @realDonaldTrump's businesses & conflicts of interest. Now i need the Q's. So....what big-picture questions do you find yourself trying to answer?
 
The MotherJones story to which that tweet refers is here
 
10:07 PM
Grr
Stupid phone
I'm gonna admit though, if that account is actually true it's really not a far leap to the pee tape which is an insane reality for us to be confronted with
 
10:19 PM
The difference being that back then I hoped that the dossier story would be a deal breaker and now it's obviously not.
 
BREAKING: The US attorney's office in DC is dismissing charges against all but 59 of the 188 defendants still facing charges in the Inauguration Day rioting cases. More soon. Filing: https://www.scribd.com/document/369474238/1-18-18-US-Notice-of-Intent-to-Proceed
2
 
And his approval rating is almost 40% and climbing and I hate everything and to quote @Unionhawk I think it was, why is every single person the worst person .
 
@TimStone a lot of the steele dossier has been proven true
 
Twitter says the Forbes cover in question also features Ivanka and I respect myself too much to find out if that's serious and not a joke
 
but i think the most fuct thing to come from the stormy daniels interview will be that he told her "you look just like my daughter"
which is too much wtf
especially because they don't really look similar?
and just wtf
 
10:33 PM
@GodEmperorDune I mean, Trump has the best eyesight so I'll take his word for it over you, who probably has worse eyesight than The Healthiest Man To Ever Become President.
 
I assumed 45's daughter-lust was well-established for those who cared to know such things
 
11:21 PM
@puzzlepiece87 it's one thing to be super awkward jokes on tv, it's another thing to tell it to his lover
 
11:33 PM
BREAKING: #SCOTUS issues a quick stay order, halting the district court decision striking down NC congressional districts as a partisan gerrymander pending state lawmakers’ appeal to the Supreme Court.
Ughhhh
 
.@Pontifex has ordered his 'popemobile' be pulled over to render assistance to a police officer who was thrown from her horse. http://bit.ly/2Dj3WEy
 

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