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Jim
6:00 PM
@Techidiot I looked at it quickly yesterday. Very much reminds me of the headline puzzles on the front page of the Cryptogram (put out by the ACA)
 
And I see it as Kryptos without a cipher tag :p
 
Jim
Ha!
 
If you edit it
you'll see the comment to any prospective editor to NOT add a cipher tag
 
A starry night
 
@Techidiot I would say 6 times 5. 'by' is usually used as 'x x y', or 'x by y'
 
6:02 PM
no. "A starry night?!"
 
Yeah..
 
Jim
by 2 by 5 makes me think of binary
 
Those two clauses are separate. Related, sort of, but separate.
 
IMPASTO?
 
@Techidiot and this is relevant.
 
6:04 PM
Well. A good revolution taking place on PSE with all these new techniques ;) Intrigued
 
Ok it's bad when 40% of the star board is me.
 
:p
So will this help?
 
But I like how my most recent two mesh nicely with Mithrandir's.
 
Impasto is a technique used in painting, where paint is laid on an area of the surface very thickly, usually thick enough that the brush or painting-knife strokes are visible. Paint can also be mixed right on the canvas. When dry, impasto provides texture, the paint appears to be coming out of the canvas. The word impasto is Italian in origin; in that language it means "dough" or "mixture"; the verb "impastare" translates variously as "to knead", or "to paste". Italian usage of "impasto" includes both a painting and a potting technique. According to Webster's New World College Dictionary, the root...
 
@Techidiot I didn't say anything of the sort. I didn't not say anything of the sort. I make no comment at all about IMPASTO.
 
6:08 PM
Oh.. I didn't knew "and this is relevant." was a reply to something else:)
 
Yes. Yes it was.
 
Most of the code blocks are with 5 letters
The interrobang (/ɪnˈtɛrəˌbæŋ/), also known as the interabang, ‽ (often represented by ?! or !?), is a nonstandard punctuation mark used in various written languages and intended to combine the functions of the question mark (also called the "interrogative point") and the exclamation mark or exclamation point (known in printers' and programmers' jargon as the "bang"). The glyph is a superimposition of these two marks. == Application == A sentence ending with an interrobang asks a question in an excited manner, expresses excitement or disbelief in the form of a question, or asks a rhetoric...
@Rubio Is this relevant? :p
That cryptic clue!
 
Everything you need is in the visible presentation. The alt-text is an easter egg of sorts for anyone who went looking.
 
Jim
6:25 PM
@Rubio I need a sammich or something before I look
@Rubio Does it come with a sammich?
 
'Fraid not.
@Techidiot might be able to make you an IMPASTO salad though. :)
 
I'd like to pick apart this CCCC. If we follow the clues,
*def* Ignites
literally in 'the Times', which isn't possible, as 'the Times' has 8 letters, and the word is 9 letters long
 
I wouldn't expect it to be literally in "the Times".
 
well why not? just wondering
 
in "paper", in "eras" or "eons", even in "AD" i could see
 
6:29 PM
hmm
well, I was playing off of 'literally'
 
why not? cuz it's part of the subsidiary clue, and I wouldn't expect anything to literally be itself without being anagram fodder, and there's no indication of that which I can see.
the &lit notwithstanding.
 
but maybe it's in 'newspaper'
 
I'd half expect "LIT" to be in there literally, though. (I told Deusovi I'd be a little disappointed if it isn't hehe)
 
lit
alright
 
ANDLIT?
 
6:31 PM
if you can make it work, be my guest
 
that's why I was thinking it could be &lit '& lit', iow add 'lit' to the end
 
problem I see is, "Ignites" and "Lit" are somewhat improbable partners in the same clue
as they're different tenses
 
(or different parts of speech altogether, if you take 'lit' as an adjective)
 
6:33 PM
meaning either lighted, or wasted, as you see fit ;)
 
;)
maybe it's Ignites '&'(+) lit?
 
I've seen the "the Times" used to cue X before.
 
hey @ChrisCudmore - nice going on those zoo rebus puzzles btw. gave me a couple key leads there.
 
@ChrisCudmore interesting idea.
 
I half want it to be INSTIGATE
 
6:34 PM
with "the"? I'd believe Times, but with "the" seems shady
 
I'm still not getting the rest of the spider one though.
All that nonsense text
 
@ChrisCudmore nor I
 
@Rubio maybe it's just saying it's the times, the one and only times, the almighty ti-- alright, i'll stop now
 
I remember - it was "Fired a Times editor (4)"
AXED
 
Ah. That's pretty. But yeah that makes sense.
"the Times" could be "THEX' but it wouldn't be X
get a &lit in there. dazzle me. :)
 
6:37 PM
for some reason when I saw 'THEX', I read it as 'THX', and was wondering why we were talking about movies
 
I was thanking you. Silly.
 
@Rubio what are you talking about here?
 
the star board
 
Ah.
 
Jim
6:40 PM
Ship humor?
Thanks everyone, I'll be here all week
 
This site is not conductive to sanity. // On its face it doesn't make sense. // Examine it more closely, it makes less sense.
They just go together :)
 
only 9 letter synonym for 'ignites' that I could find - coruscate
now to make it fit
and that's not even a real synonym
 
oh, there's others. energizes, , engenders, heightens, even detonates
 
oh, since it has a trailing 's', find an 8 letter synonym and add the 's'
 
6:50 PM
oh, hmm
 
Could Ignite be an anagram cue? Definition would be "the Times" or "times"
 
ooh
interesting
ignites 'literally'
 
and lit the doesn't yield anything.
 
just noticed - literally is 9 letters
 
Anagram clues are always interesting, but - what would the fodder be
 
6:52 PM
And thesauri are useless for something like "the times"
Don't forget "SIC"
 
it's not good practice in a clue to have to substitute in the fodder, right?
 
I've seen it done.
But usually I have enough cross letters to make some educated guesses.
 
Deusovi wouldn't use an indirect anagram.
He loathes them :)
 
the times is a newspaper, which is 9 letters
but that's probably useless
 
6:55 PM
oh
didn't even realize that too
 
Jim
He used "TIMES" in his last one (that I recall) as well
to get to SEMIT(ONE)
 
um, what about enkindles?
'poop brb
 
construction?
 
we still need the clues to fit
 
6:58 PM
kind could come from lit -- but it's a stretch.
 
@Rubio that's 12
 
I was asking Matt for the construction hehe
 
I don't see one
 
6:59 PM
"enles" isn't anything, let alone "the Times"
 
It would be EN(KIND)LES .
 
What in the world is ENLES?
 
Which makes about as much sense as the spider rebus.
 
EN(KIN)DLES is slightly better with the endless endles :P
 
nah. there's fewer parts. it makes more sense than the spider rebus. :)
 
7:01 PM
sorry, back
left you in suspense about my reasoning
idk if this is true, but the Times might be available in Kindles
the e-reader tablet thing
 
1
Q: Measurements for 2017

histocratJust your basic New Year's puzzle. What do the following quantities have in common? 6 gigabytes 35 hours 50 hours 1 millimeter 3 imperial gallons

 
Too much of a stretch for me.
 
it's certainly true, but I don't think inkindles is a word
 
I figured as much, but it's a 9 letter word that matches ignites
it tears when you stretch it to fit the rest of the clue
 
And audibles always use proper words every step of the way.
 
7:03 PM
how do you mean?
 
Plus, there's no audible cue.
Sound alikes.
"To the audience" "heard" "in the sound"
 
Jim
what does &lit mean again?
 
and literally
 
On the face of it, it means literally.
Angered? Awfully! (7)
Awfully cues an anagram of angered, --> ENRAGED which means Angered.
So the clue is it's own definition and wordplay.
 
Jim
got it
 
7:05 PM
Called &Lit clues.
BUT!!! They don't ever say &LIT!
So it's possibly a red herring.
 
yes, but he used &lit IN the clue lol
 
Jim
gotcha
 
wonder if it's something like tinewsmes
 
I keep thinking smite
 
It could be D[ETON]ATES but idk where the ETON would come from
 
Jim
7:07 PM
ignites can be LIT, right? LIT &LIT is LITS?
 
Oh. That's interesting.
 
Jim
I'm here to be nothing other than interesting
unless you meant will
in which case I'll go back to being shameful
 
Ignites could be lights, not really lit
 
Jim
tense
 
Ignites can be "lights".
right
 
Jim
7:08 PM
I'm recalling
 
keyboards are hard
 
vurry.
 
Jim
@Sconibulus The hardest
 
so many keys.
 
It would be weird if they were soft
 
Jim
7:08 PM
@Rubio plus the random order of the letters
 
some of them are
 
actually those roll-up indestructible keyboards are kinda neat
 
smartphones have soft(ware) keyboards
 
I know
 
I'll see myself out ...
 
7:09 PM
@Matt there are some softer than that :P
 
Jim
@Matt touche
 
@Jim At my last job I tidied up everyone's keyboards. Put them in alphabetical order. Nobody seemed to appreciate it though.
 
lol, If they memorized their keyboards that wouldn't be an issue :P
 
I think it actually is D(ET + ON)ATES
et being Latin
 
sounds like something not great with technology would do
a tech idiot, if you will
there I go again ...
 
Jim
7:12 PM
@Will can you elaborate
 
so DATES is self evident. what is ET+ON?
 
et = and
 
et is and in Latin (and French, I think?)
if a light is LIT it's ON
 
@Will Yes, it's also French
 
huh.
 
7:13 PM
MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!
 
Good find
and lit in the times hehe
 
Jim
you don't have to clue foreign languages?
 
Paging @Deusovi to the CCCC room,
if they're effectively English, no. that one seems . . . fishy
 
D(ET+ON)ATES is rather clever though
 
No, common latin is fine.
 
7:15 PM
"Common Latin" seems a little like jumbo shrimp or military intelligence
2
but yes, point taken
 
Especially if you're English. They use nasty constructs like &c for ETC.
 
But that one is used by native English speakers
 
I've never seen &c for etcetera :S
 
so are many Latin phrases and abbreviations. And same for other languages.
I dunno that "et" rises to that level, but I'll be happy to be educated :)
 
And &C shows that & can feasibly used for ET
 
7:16 PM
I have. hehe
hm.
Actually, &lit directly to ET+ON is much more palatable than "and lit" to ET+ON
I buy that one.
 
& was originally a ligature for "et" so...
& is literally et
 
I guess :)
 
Jim
that's interesting in and of itself
&lit meaning literally
and & literally meaning et
 
On that note., I literally need a coffee.
Acheivement UNLOCKED: Coffee
 
7:33 PM
Achievement retracted for misspelling Achievement
 
ooooh burn
 
Jim
the h is silent, thus giving way to the exception criteria
c'mon, everyone knows that
 
@Matt like spilled coffee?
 
I deserve that one
 
7:58 PM
@Techidiot This is good!
 
8:23 PM
TechIdiot does everything by twos. (and by fives.)
 
I had an idea for a CCCC but it uses the answer to another one of my stockpiled CCCC's so I'm not sure I want to use it :\
 
I have an idea for a CCCC, unfortunately I will never come close again to solve one
 
Smoosh them both together as a double cryptic, and sprinkle liberally with "!" :)
 
Jim
@IAmInPLS I have an idea for a CCCC, unfortunately there's far too much dry carbonless ice
 
If I were setting an actual crossword I could make the former reference the latter but alas
I tried working ice into this one but it didn't quite work :(
I had an extra letter I couldn't use
 
8:30 PM
Happy new year everyone!
I know I'm late
 
There's late, and then there's 3 days
 
Let's grant them 2
 
I think it's close enough compared to how many days make one year
 
We use Math.Ceiling around here :P
 
I managed to wish a happy new year after less than 1% of 2017 passed. Good enough for me!
 
8:33 PM
:P
 
Even with a ceiling function I think 2 is reasonable: allow one to wish a HNY until 23:59:59 Jan 1, then 23:59:59 on Jan 2 is one day, and everything on Jan 3 is one point something
 
I wasn't saying ceiling to the end of day, but to the end of year :P
 
But then your sentence would read: "There's late, and there's a full year"
 
You can still say 2.3 and round to 3 :P
 
every time there's a countdown, I finish it with "happy new year"
 
8:37 PM
3....2......1.....
 
no
 
no?
 
I will not be so manipulated
 
lol
 
8:38 PM
it has to be organic ;P
 
3 plants.....2 plants.....1 plant
 
5... 4... 3... tomato...
 
happy new plants!
:D
 
The alternative ending would be BOOM!
 
8:49 PM
3 Bananas...(om nom nom)...2 Bananas...(om nom nom)...1 Banana...(om nom nom)...
 
bananas are weird but I love them
 
I wouldn't say I love them, but I certainly don't hate them
 
they make the best pudding
 
My wife would disagree lol
So do I for that matter, I much prefer vanilla
@Will With that (I'm guessing) rainbow hat on your gravitar it makes it look as though you're censoring the rodent.
 
noooooo
 
8:54 PM
?
 
that was a disapproving lament
 
@dcfyj this is fun to read as '...you're [censored]ing the rodent.'
2
 
the bottom half is a dog anyway
 
@IAmInPLS Green Ticked! :)
 
@Sconibulus Maybe if I were AK
 
8:58 PM
Kangaroo rats, small rodents of genus Dipodomys, are native to western North America. The common name derives from their bipedal form. They hop in a manner similar to the much larger kangaroo, but developed this mode of locomotion independently, like several other clades of rodents (e.g. dipodids and hopping mice). == Description == Kangaroo rats are four-toed heteromyid rodents with big hind legs, small front legs and relatively large heads. Adults typically weigh between 70 and 170 g. The tails of kangaroo rats are longer than both their bodies and their heads. Another notable feature of kangaroo...
 
Look like my gerbil :P
 
Anyhow, I'm off. See you guys later
 
9:27 PM
0
Q: Cryptic Rebuses Continued

SilenusLet me remind you, in case you haven’t read my previous puzzle, that a cryptic rebus is a rebus that has the form of a cryptic clue. That is to say, there are two parts to a cryptic rebus: a definition of the answer a subsidiary indicator of the answer. A definition can take the form of a pic...

 
oh boy
I'm not particularly good at rebi or CCs
but I'll look
 
0
Q: Edward and Bruce

EnigmaQUWZTF Z'QAQ UXTRO SXURM YYYQZ MMMD' Turning my back on you A la a dramatic insult Like Edward and Bruce I spoke for him But I am not big and fury Where was I born?

 
9:44 PM
And there goes my evening.
 
don't bother transcribing that binary
NICE TRY BUT THIS IS A DEAD END.
:(
 
Thanks for the tip!
 
unless binary is the solution
binary is sort of like binaural ... and somehow GOAUTS fits into that
 
Sound Bytes?
 
maybe
but GOAUTS
 
9:51 PM
@Will That's correct!
Yes, you guys had the intended solution with D(ET+ON)ATES
Feel free to burn me at the stake now.
 
burns Deusovi at the stake
3
 
I loved it. It was really tough, but UNAMBIGUOUSLY correct when he cracked it.
 
Yeah, I really liked it :)
here's an easy one
CCCC: Mother's fight with a large dog (7)
 
Ma's Tiff
 
the 7 (as opposed to 2'1, 4) being? :P
 
9:57 PM
MASTIFF
 
yup
 
oh cool
solved so fast it didn't even get pinned
 
Ok, Help me out with K&P today. "Fire-resistant creature recalled Communist war zone, unfortunately" (10)
 
what does unfortunately do here?
 
I'm pretty sure it's SALAMANDER, and recalled Communist would give me the RED - DER. But how do I get the rest out of "war zone unfortuantely"
 
10:03 PM
malaise?
or something like that
 
I think it's an anagram hint.
But indirect.
 
war zone is probably NAM
 
REDNAMALAS
 
so ALAS
RED NAM ALAS, reversed = SALAMANDER
 
That works.
 
10:05 PM
wow
 
But Nam wasn't a war!
 
not at the time
bbl, going home
 
I think it was a war, just not one the U.S. participated in
 
It was a police action.
 
Well, we call it the Vietnam War in Australia
 
10:07 PM
right... but wasn't the police action an attempt to quell an ongoing war?
 
Communist Revolution against French Colonial Government.
Aussies, join in for the lhell of it.
French Fall, Americans take over.
Lose.
But politically, it wasnt' a war in the US until after the fact.
Couldn't sell a war, so they called it an intervention, and a police action.
Then soilders came home, couldn't get GI benefits or call themselves veterans. So it became a war after the fact.
 
Yeah, I was just thinking that even if it wasn't a war in the U.S, it was still a war to other belligerents
so calling it a war zone seemed cromulent
 
I'm out. Have to go home and feed the wife and kids.
 
10:33 PM
Can I get a link to the solution for the last CCCC?
Er, two CCCC's ago, rather.
I want to know what @Deusovi's was
I read the solution but I'm not sure how @Will got there
 
@TrojanByAccident You mean the &lit one?
 
Just went back and worked it out myself (with the help of peoples' comments)
 
Could you explain it to me, then?
 
Ignites = def, & = ET (latin for and), lit = ON (as in the light was on), Times = DATES
so D (ET + ON) ATES
@Will MASTIFF
 
10:44 PM
Ah
and so 'the' was padding?
 
well I guess "the Times" = DATES
 
*shrugs*
I don't think that's a perfect fit
but whatevs
 
oh wait, that mastiff one was already solved. Is there a more current one?
 
Don't think so atm
@ChrisCudmore needs to make the new one
 
Oh no, and he's left for the day... Doesn't he know that breaking the cryptic chain is 7 years bad luck? :P
 
11:14 PM
:P
 

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