Charcoal HQ

3:35 AM

... yeah... don't look at me, I didn't write that code. :D

Brock Adams

Old-school aliases before the newer alias system was created. That code never got refactored.

@BrockAdams No, that's the new system. It just wasn't converted properly... doesn't really matter though.

I figured. but are the aliases that hichris mentioned broken?

They shouldn't be?

we've been having issues with feedback

3:38 AM

Probably because no metasmoke integration right now?

5 hours ago, by ᴡᴏʀᴅs

No feedback registered :( and the message isn't deleted. Weird.

maybe

Aliases are here: github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/blob/master/…

yeah, hichris posted it a few messages above

The distinction existed before, actually. Some commands are replaced before processing, so that they run in quiet mode.

For example, "k" doesn't have - so it wouldn't be quiet without replacement.

Others can be simply directed to a method.

@ᴡᴏʀᴅs Well, "before" means a month ago. github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/commit/…

3:44 AM

And before that. Some replacement of second_part_lower happened before entering the nested ifs.

And then there were or ... or ... in those ifs, a different kind of aliasing.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How to get recorded video path in android ? by kamil on stackoverflow.com

sd rude

Oh, and the blacklist still works.

!!/isblu stackoverflow.com/u/6623158

@ᴡᴏʀᴅs User is blacklisted (6623158 on stackoverflow.com).

But @Undo is here, so maybe the real Smokey will stand up...

What's up?

@ᴡᴏʀᴅs have a look at the image on my profile about me

Smokey's dead again.

3:50 AM

Huh. K, just a sec

Yeah, it's the music of us old folks now... xkcd.com/1393

I know

I... may have launched the wrong one.

Smokey has an evil twin. :-o

3:54 AM

@ᴡᴏʀᴅs that's hilarious, I will post on fb and freak out the people I went to school with, as we're even older than that

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Defender X Tactical Pen take a closer see by sroldvaxer on superuser.com

sd k

Did it get stappit'd?

that's weird. It looks like the WS connection dropped

I'm seeing a whole bunch of just metasmoke pings going back for hours

There were no stappit commands that I saw

Yeah, I've never seen stappit fail to flat-out kill it

I can't even kill it with ctrl-c

3:58 AM

Undo while you are here, please make me happy and give me an sd idiot command.. it would make me feel so good :D

@Yvette And what would such a thing do?

also, darn readonly filesystem

@Undo idiot == tpu

It's a little ambiguous, I think. Because some non-answers are like that too.

I might have a dead hard drive

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Opposite of "arrogant"/"having attitude" by QWDERFG on english.stackexchange.com

4:00 AM

Need to just find a thumb drive to run it on. No reason to have an HDD running this

@ᴡᴏʀᴅs idiot

see how that really suits some posts?

So here's the thing: I'd just go do it because why not, except that we get meta attention every two or three blue moons. Do we want to be seen calling people idiots, even if it's wholly justified?

Let's not, then.

We're supposed to Be Nice.

@Undo ah yes, point taken my friend

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 5159aee (Normal Human: correct metasmoke_ws_host assignment) (running on Raspberry Pi)

4:07 AM

!!/stappit

Goodbye, cruel world

ok, so how about , Not an Idiot, even though the behaviour is Idiotic ;)

^^ joke btw

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 5159aee (Normal Human: correct metasmoke_ws_host assignment) (running on Raspberry Pi)

!!/pull

Restart: API quota is 9863.

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 5159aee (Normal Human: correct metasmoke_ws_host assignment) (running on Raspberry Pi)

Ryan Bemrose

4:08 AM

As long as we're proposing commands, I'd throw in my vote for a sd wtf. Not sure what it'd do, but I can totally see myself typing it.

!!/errorlogs 50

Yeah, dat's not gonna happen :)

Restart: API quota is 9862.

@ᴡᴏʀᴅs Nothing useful I can see

Metasmoke code green. :)

4:09 AM

@ᴡᴏʀᴅs You don't have a metasmoke token?

I don't...

@ᴡᴏʀᴅs Okay to send one to the email in your SO profile?

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: How can I learn higher-level programming-related math without much formal training? by wildya on stackoverflow.com …

(and view said email)

@RyanBemrose totally agree, but I suspect that will come under the idiot umbrella :D

sd k

4:11 AM

@Undo ok

also, I'm tired of this HDD / Pi business.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: 5 How To Change This Law Of Attraction For Weight Loss by geoewrarge on superuser.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: What are the components of Marz Sleep Spray? by joysimmon on stackoverflow.com …

sd k

4:23 AM

I have to fix this...

sd f

> Username - Position 1-8: J.N.L.M

huh?

the idea was to detect obfuscated text in titles, but it shouldn't be usernames.

Think of s.u.p.p.o.r.t.

sd k

Oh, that makes sense

sd gone

4:25 AM

@ᴡᴏʀᴅs Might also consider requiring >4-5 letters in the obfuscated text. Should cut down on fps due to abbreviations

Yes, that too

!!/pull

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev e3a4aae (Normal Human: Apply obfuscation to titles only) (running on Raspberry Pi)

Restart: API quota is 9753.

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: safeguard software you could legally lift practically? by somyjiibond on drupal.stackexchange.com …

sd k

4:42 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Life Changing Weight Loss by phillipsgraham on askubuntu.com …

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Trimplex elite avis by Rembocoz on superuser.com …

sd 2k

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Alpha Tren Do whatever it takes to make by DavidMansona on drupal.stackexchange.com …

sd k

I really need to get downvote privs on Drupal

Easy to do with an editing script. Lots of things to correct.

4:51 AM

Yeah, but that's effort I haven't given yet

E.g., drupal.stackexchange.com/search?q=dont+cant

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: The system slowly allocates attention to by maro maro11 on drupal.stackexchange.com …

sd k

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sd k

5:02 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: ou just need your telephone or tablet to get to your movement by danasara154 on superuser.com …

sd k

5:32 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] URL-only title, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: platinumcleanserinfo.com/t-90-xplode/ by hefuzepaizeo on askubuntu.com …

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: tool. First, the pen is comprised of aluminum and points a “window by sroldvaxer on security.stackexchange.com …

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Healthy Living Tips - Starting The Program by Jordandam on drupal.stackexchange.com …

sd 3k

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: AMD Quad-Core A10-8700P vs Intel Core i7 5500U by compare smartphone on hardwarerecs.stackexchange.com …

sd k

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5:55 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Where to buy Kerave Hair product in north america? by russohazel on askubuntu.com …

sd 2k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Muscle Xtx Another problem with too much information? by williamlmeija on askubuntu.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted username, pattern-matching website in body: breakage. The pointed under end of the brush parts by tiffjuriya on stackoverflow.com …

sd k

6:10 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: How to Watch UFC 201 Live? by saidul on webmasters.stackexchange.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, bad keyword with email in body, blacklisted website in body: SAP HANA ONLINE TRAINING COURSE by roopeek1515 on stackoverflow.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Overview of Male Enhancement Products by Glenn Martinez on drupal.stackexchange.com …

sd k

6:28 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: How much has changed in just by Oljaanbiter on superuser.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Enlightening strategies converge by Chill Gaira on arduino.stackexchange.com (@NickGammon) …

sd k

Ryan Bemrose

Took a minute to determine if that one was spam or pure gibberish. The link was the only tip-off.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Between athletic muscle and the muscle by zdtonlame on superuser.com …

6:35 AM

sd k

6:49 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: strategy to prevent dangerous? by ocitashelly on drupal.stackexchange.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Software options for creating flip book from pdf by Danu on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com (@JohnB) …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: platinumcleanserinfo.com/t-90-xplode/ by Davidrichmond on workplace.stackexchange.com …

sd k

7:08 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: Watch UFC 202 Live Stream Online by saidul on webmasters.stackexchange.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, bad keyword with email in body, blacklisted website in body: SAP FIORI Online Training COURSE by yashashriee12 on stackoverflow.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: colodetoxplusfrance.net/trimplex-elite/ by beavthomas on drupal.stackexchange.com …

sd k

7:27 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: maleenhancementshop.info/alpha-tren/ by ollieyjung on workplace.stackexchange.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: In case you’re in a auto, a building? by somyjiibond on superuser.com …

sd k

sd f

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Muscle XTX Try keep your website as clear by Islerbill on drupal.stackexchange.com …

sd k

7:58 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: supplementstest.org/t90-xplode-reviews/ by maryrodriguez154 on drupal.stackexchange.com …

sd k

8:14 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted username, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: the Defender X comes with a significantly higher price than by knaldjuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: is very urgent to write down something at a d by srold vaxer on drupal.stackexchange.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: of going to the dental medical institution via by hifferjuri on stackoverflow.com …

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: t problems with just a press on the highest of its body. The pocket clip by sroldvaxer on stackoverflow.com …

sd k

sd - k

8:26 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Life Changing Weight Loss by phillipsgraham on drupal.stackexchange.com …

sd k

8:36 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: If you want waves that really stand out by user63882 on drupal.stackexchange.com …

sd k

ƎpᴉʇʎXD

:)

[ SmokeDetector ] Mostly non-Latin answer: How Using UTF ( Persian Language ) in Bracket? by hossein on stackoverflow.com …

sd n

9:02 AM

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sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer: Is having sex after a divorce was given via text message considered reconcilation or zina? by Jessy Angel on islam.stackexchange.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Fat Reducing Diet [Fat Loss 6Kg In Weekly] by andreiwbgrifn on askubuntu.com …

sd k

9:06 AM

sd k

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@SmokeDetector k

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: purelifegreencoffeebeanadvice.com/cleanse-booster/ by user118205 on security.stackexchange.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: It works with the skin layers by upgrading the safety by user63883 on drupal.stackexchange.com …

9:15 AM

sd k

sd f

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Weight Loss With Mental Fitness by Rnszsloi on askubuntu.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, link following arrow in body: who is the best Birthday party ideas in new york? by loncjacky on superuser.com …

sd k

9:30 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: one door lies, one door tells the truth by Arsinec on puzzling.stackexchange.com …

sd why

@Yvette [:31212344] Post - Offensive keywords: fucking, fuck, fucking, fuck you, niggers

@SmokeDetector k

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: How to execute an idea without any technical knowledge? by Irina Volodin on startups.stackexchange.com …

sd k

!!/report puzzling.stackexchange.com/a/38065/19859

9:34 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: This image contains a "Great Discovery" by Arsinec on puzzling.stackexchange.com …

sd k

9:46 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: If you have a muscle sprain by TroyDana on meta.stackexchange.com …

sd k

10:08 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, bad keyword with email in body, blacklisted website in body: ONLINE CORE JAVA TRAINING by vedadri123 on stackoverflow.com …

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: greendetoxpatch.net/cleanse-booster/ by jermadrersn on security.stackexchange.com …

[ SmokeDetector ] URL-only title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: newhealthsupplement.com/muscle-xtx/ by traionwood on askubuntu.com …

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: Facebook cookies in linked profile pictures by CON on meta.stackexchange.com …

Restart: API quota is 7603.

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Where to buy Revitasence in north america by kristinatalon on askubuntu.com …

10:45 AM

@SmokeDetector k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Enhance the Collagen Level with Bellacelle Eye Cream by harpagwilliam on askubuntu.com …

[ SmokeDetector ] Shortened URL in body: Which is third Mobile App version in Iphone? by Brillmindz Dubai on mathoverflow.net …

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title: www.erecteentry.com/trimplex-elite-et-cleanse-booster/ by billyio on drupal.stackexchange.com …

11:03 AM

@SmokeDetector k

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: How much to withhold from paycheck (form W-4, page 1, item 6) when you have variable income? by CON on money.stackexchange.com …

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: How To Build Lean Muscle Mass? by toriblack on askubuntu.com …

@SmokeDetector k

11:28 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer: How to use standalone meterpreter exe with a USB key connected to an unlocked victim session by CHRISTOPHER BALLONI on security.stackexchange.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Alpha Tren Sleep soundly and avoid excess alcohol by JyotsnaStarr on stackoverflow.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: This image contains a "Great Discovery" by Arsinec on puzzling.stackexchange.com …

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: That is the reason the leg quality by faablimda154 on superuser.com …

11:51 AM

Hmm...is there any particular reason why my subscription to Smokey has been moved to SOCVR? Has one of its settings simply been reset?

(it used to be in SOCVR)

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: More Comfortable Solutions. by user24125 on arduino.stackexchange.com (@NickGammon) …

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Google App "search pending" notification stuck on Marshmallow by Nejc on android.stackexchange.com (@AndrewT.) …

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Are all four of the Jurassic Park films canon? by user69163 on scifi.stackexchange.com …

@AndrasDeak subscription? Do you mean privileges or notifications?

12:22 PM

@ArtOfCode ah, sorry, I meant notifications

also, how did yesterday go?:D

@AndrasDeak You must have run !!/notify in here at some point

@AndrasDeak surprisingly not terribly

she actually did okay

@ArtOfCode glad to hear that:D

@ArtOfCode OK, full timeline: 1. ask for notification in SOCVR, get it there; 2. notifications spontaneously stop in SOCVR; 3. ask for notifications in charcoal, get it here; 4. notifications spontaneously stop in charcoal and reappear in SOCVR

odd

it might be related to yesterday's Smokey Roulette turns

12:40 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Is Androx Extreme really Helpfull For Build Muscle Power? by umbienmoor on askubuntu.com …

sd k

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How do I remove my Ubuntu partition from Windows 7 and reuse the space? by macrumers on askubuntu.com …

sd k

1:00 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: UnovaRPG automator: Selenium Python image error by Maris Vigulis on stackoverflow.com …

sd k

1:20 PM

!!/isblu hardwarerecs.stackexchange.com/users/4007

@ArtOfCode User is blacklisted (4007 on hardwarerecs.stackexchange.com).

user is also destroyed

!!/test latestphonespec.com

> Url in title
----------
Title - Position 1-27: http://latestphonespec.com

2:02 PM

!!/pull

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: How do I secure a toilet bowl to a tile floor? by user56728 on diy.stackexchange.com …

sd k

Restart: API quota is 9574.

Ashish Ahuja ツ

2:26 PM

Hello!

@Undo see emails; I've re-enabled profiler in a commit which is hopefully more secure, but will need checking once deployed.

Andy

I'm curious about this security issue. Do you have a link to a report about it?

@Andy Nope, it was reported by someone from SO in an email to Undo, which he copied me into on the reply.

Basically, MiniProfiler provides extra modes to analyze the garbage collector, memory, the environment etc, which all provide some potential to leak data loaded into memory.

Initially Undo just disabled MiniProfiler; I've just made a commit that should re-enable it while preventing access to the dangerous modes.

@Andy It's not a zero day now, miniprofiler was leaking env info, GC strings, etc.

2:42 PM

It's a shame we can't give out Hacker badges.

Andy

Ah. Configuration problem then?

No, that's just its default behaviour