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3:12 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword with email in body: CARDING-WUTRANSFER.COM |carding western union transfer, Wu transfer carding, by helsing1 on stackoverflow.com
 
@Undo aye, possibly. I had a look through the rest of them, and everything else looks reasonable benign
 
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3:29 PM
Smokey now running on external flash storage instead of HDD. We'll see how much sanity that gets us.
 
@Undo longer bootup times by about a few tens of milliseconds
 
@ArtOfCode Why?
Going from external spinny disk to external flash should help :P
 
@Undo external storage is always gonna be slower than internal storage directly wired to the board
 
this was never wired directly to the board
Always over USB
 
Oh, the HDD was external too. Ignore me :)
 
3:31 PM
Also, my closet is much quieter now.
 
that... is an interesting sentence
 
I specialize in interesting sentences.
 
Dr. Undo, MSci MSc Ph.D, Interesting Sentences.
 
Do those letters mean good things?
 
Usually, yes :)
Welcome to Britain.
 
3:38 PM
@ArtOfCode This is my new goal in life
 
Add some degrees to that, and you could be Rev. Professor Dr. Sir John Connor, M.P., CBE, BA MSc Ph.D.
ack. I meant to link the comment, rather than the TL message.
redacting
The general rule in British English for stacking honorifics is that you add one honorific of each type. "Professor" and "Doctor (Dr.)" are both academic honorifics; only use one of them. If, on the other hand, you happen to be a priest with a knighthood and a doctorate, you sit in the Commons and have been awarded a CBE... "Rev. Professor Sir John Connor, M.P., CBE" — ArtOfCode Jun 9 at 11:54
 
Clearly, I'm underachieving in life. I don't have enough letters surrounding my name.
 
I don't have any, unless you want to count honorary naval ranks
 
Why wouldn't those count?
 
... wut
 
3:41 PM
Because they're honorary
 
Claim 'em if you got 'em
 
Where do you go to get naval ranks?
 
Fair. Alright, I get two letters then.
@Undo to the navy? :P
 
@Undo The airforce, obviously
 
But... honorary?
Like, "we think you would be a good sailor if you happened to be on a boat" or what?
 
3:42 PM
Temporary civilian staff. They give you an honorary rank if you do useful stuff.
 
Oh, okay
 
or they can
 
No. It's from the Air Force. They are screwing the the Navy by handing out Naval ranks.
 
Not always
 
My way sounds more fun
 
3:43 PM
@Andy New-new goal: Join Air Force, work way up to the top, start giving out honorary naval ranks to random people on the street.
Or "Congratulations! You've won a free battleship. Claim your prize at the local Navy base"
 
RAF equivalent... Okay, so Lt. equivalent in the RAF I'd be a Flying Officer. Meh, I prefer mine.
Oh no, wrong one... Flt.Lt. I could deal with that.
 
why can't they just use numbers
 
@Undo "You get a battleship and YOU get a battleship!"
 
I don't even know what I'd do with a free battleship.
My neighbor would have problems if I parked it on the street.
"Uhh... hey, okay if I block the road for, like, ten years while parting this thing out? Also, want some half-off uranium pellets?"
the answer is probably "leave it in the water where it belongs"
 
Just put it in the nearest creek.
 
3:47 PM
duck pond at the park. Now we're talking.
 
definitely big enough
On the plus side, start charging for battleship tours
 
I wonder how hard it is to learn how to use the guns. I could take care of that goose problem really, really quickly
3
 
@Undo If you're marshal of the RAF you can just borrow a gunnery officer to teach you
 
@ArtOfCode "And this is... um.. something big and metal. That's a thing I always hit my knee on. I think this might have been important at some time?"
 
@Undo "but look at the shiny!"
"Come to your local duck pond and press buttons in a battleship without actually knowing what they do!"
 
3:50 PM
EPA might have issues with me displacing all the ducks.
 
You're just assisting them to move on into a better world. You're such a nice person :)
 
@Undo you've got naval guns, do you really need to worry about the EPA?
 
Well eventually I'm going to run out of stuff that fits in said gun
 
Tell the navy to give you some more :)
 
4:10 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: What Is the Difference Between Apparating and Disapparating? by user69174 on scifi.stackexchange.com
 
sd k
@Undo what about ducks or EPA guys?
 
Geese are heavier; might work better.
Heavier than the ducks, at least
 
sd f
 
4:25 PM
@Undo 500 on metasmoke/status
Everything else is fine
 
oh, probably from when I added Normal's key
 
Sounds likely
but the 500 seems to be persistent, so perhaps something's up with the new key
 
@ArtOfCode fixed, there's some kind of nil property it doesn't like
 
last_ping probably...
 
4:28 PM
> 1016-07-28 16:27:53 UTC (almost 1000 years ago)
 
well hey, I needed a number :P
 
sure :)
 
@SmokeDetector sd f
 
4:55 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in answer: retrieving the text of an element in jsoup by Terry Anderson on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: How to assign to a string in Java by FPratama on stackoverflow.com
 
sd 2k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How do prospective employers screen private social networking profiles? by Alice on workplace.stackexchange.com
 
(edited spam)
 
5:38 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Can't I do ANYTHING to reduce the 26.5 GB "winsxs"? by mhsnen on stackoverflow.com
 
sd why
 
@ByteCommander [:31222585] Body - Position 2677-2694: fiverr.com/mosama
 
sd ignore-
 
@ArtOfCode [:31222617] That message is not a report.
 
@SmokeDetector ignore-
It's one little link at the end of an otherwise-useful answer; edited out.
 
5:56 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Where is the HTTPD.CONF file? by Jim Julian on raspberrypi.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector n
 
7:07 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: How can I securely convert a "string" password to a key used in AES? by Louise Moran on security.stackexchange.com
 
7:18 PM
@SmokeDetector k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer, blacklisted user: Setting up a security CTF server by Louise Moran on security.stackexchange.com
 
 
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8:21 PM
@QPaysTaxes Of course
[ SmokeDetector ] Mostly non-Latin answer: Notification Access in KitKat by sajed hashemizade on android.stackexchange.com (@AndrewT.)
 
@SmokeDetector n
well if you will be 50 seconds after the report ;)
right-click, translate to english
The beauty of Chrome
No context-menu button on your keyboard?
@QPaysTaxes you don't have to select it
@QPaysTaxes well I didn't select it :)
Just right-click over some non-English text, hit translate
@QPaysTaxes Shift+F10
Huh, does on mine :)
wait, Windows or Mac?
oh right
@QPaysTaxes shouldn't matter
Go put your mouse over the non-English text, Shift+F10, Translate.
Worked for me.
 
9:26 PM
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!!/test Many thanks. I've been looking'm a long time. I've managed a big problem Thanks a lot David <a href="http://example.com">link</a>
 
> Would not be caught for title, body, and username.
 
!!/test-a Many thanks. I've been looking'm a long time. I've managed a big problem Thanks a lot David <a href="http://example.com">link</a>
 
> Would not be caught for title, answer, and username.
 
9:44 PM
!!/pull
 
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10:08 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in answer, messaging number in answer: Copy-pasting in gnome-terminal by anna on unix.stackexchange.com
 
sd k
!!/test-a Many thanks. I've been looking'm a long time. I've managed a big problem Thanks a lot David <a href="http://example.com">link</a>
 
> Bad keyword with a link in answer
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Post - Keyword Many thanks with link <a href="http://example.com">link</a>
 
10:33 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Pokémon go pokémon escaping by Denis Gobbi on gaming.stackexchange.com (@angussidney)
 
sd n
 
that's abusive ^
 
sd k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: What is the best way to add comment in Visualforce Code by Fer on salesforce.stackexchange.com
 
sd k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: How can I fix a Flash security error #2048 by Giasdnak on stackoverflow.com
 
11:17 PM
sd k
 
added one
 
user61230
11:33 PM
@QPaysTaxes Not totally sure. Moon has wifi, but I'm not sure they do, wherever they are.
 
@QPaysTaxes and @ByteCommander, thanks.
 
11:53 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: New sorting algorithm, SlingSort by misztsu on stackoverflow.com
 
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