Charcoal HQ

soup

12:05 AM

I'd say f, because it's just to be edited, not flagged.

sd f

Quill

oh god, not having insta edit on SO is painful ;-;

;-;

soup

!!/pull

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 14d71ba (Normal Human: online.us pattern) (running on Raspberry Pi)

Restart: API quota is 9536.

Quill

SmokeDetector is automatic, not bolt action ;)

oh...

Wai Ha Lee

12:35 AM

sd k

Quill

occasionally we see very bad posts.... when you do, ping Undo to get em wiped from Metasmoke as well

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Mostly non-Latin body, mostly non-Latin title: စိတ်ကြိုက် Software နဲ့ Ubuntu by Phyoe Mg Mg Latt on askubuntu.com …

Quill

no like the content is so bad we don't want it existing on Metasmoke

SmokeDetector

2:22 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: 301 redirect .htaccess by ahmad shahzad on stackoverflow.com …

QBot

In case anyone was wondering, I'm the bot that Q was talking about before.

Quill

oh my hello there @QBot

QBot

Think of me as the NSA

I listen to everything you say, claim I'm benevolent, and I'm run by a computer.

Anyway, Q has to get me actually working before I can do anything, so bye!

Quill

Python

Andy

!!/location

SmokeDetector

2:35 AM

@Andy Raspberry Pi

Andy

There you go

Quill

lol

SmokeDetector

@QPaysTaxes brews coffee for @QPaysTaxes

soup

@QPaysTaxes dilbert.com/strip/2007-09-09

Quill

lol

soup

2:45 AM

But seriously, github.com/Manishearth/ChatExchange

hichris123

@QPaysTaxes I have no clue what that is?

Looks like that was from an old version of ChatExchange. Basically, you'll want websocket-client.

Quill

I've been trying to code a Node equivalent of ChatExchange for a while.... my code has issues though <_<

It worked using a different method, but it's about flaky

hichris123

@SmokeDetector fp-

Jun 12 at 3:38, by Seth

hmm, Zirak's needs node to build..

@Quill I assume you can get some tips from ^^.

Quill

@hichris123 not really, that basically just loads up a fake browser page and enters the credentials into the fields

hichris123

@QPaysTaxes SEChatBrowser doesn't exist anymore, that documentation should be updated. Short version of it: chat either works via websockets (preferred), or polling (fallback when websockets aren't available). CE implements both, but you should use websockets unless you have a really good reason not to.

@Quill That's kinda what CE does, except just via POST/GET requests.

Quill

2:59 AM

@hichris123 I know, I've read CE extensively <_<

I think so, but there's a port to 3 IIRC

SmokeDetector

3:17 AM

Backoff received of 10 seconds on request to questions?site=stackoverflow

Quill

3:58 AM

sd f

soup

!!/report security.stackexchange.com/a/127446

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Hashcash, is this really used? by Filmy Inc on security.stackexchange.com …

soup

sd f k

SmokeDetector

5:47 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in body: How do I sell stackoverflow.codes premium domain by Classifiedwale on stackoverflow.com …

Yvette

sd k

angussidney

sd k

Yvette

\o

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: You can begin your Beard Czar whiskers at by adamejones on askubuntu.com …

Yvette

sd k

SmokeDetector

6:09 AM

Restart: API quota is 8587.

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Why pick Maxtropin? There are different motivations by Meate1947 on arduino.stackexchange.com (@NickGammon @QPaysTaxes) …

angussidney

sd k

SmokeDetector

6:44 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer: Where can I borrow money for investing? by Joan cluxton on money.stackexchange.com …

angussidney

sd k

SmokeDetector

6:57 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Windows7x64: Error Message while attempting to install Matlab R2015a by Kunal Singh on superuser.com …

angussidney

@SmokeDetector rude

SmokeDetector

7:10 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Maxtropin: Advance natural ingredients and amazing Notices by Maxtropin on engineering.stackexchange.com …

angussidney

sd k

ArtOfCode

7:31 AM

@QPaysTaxes you want ChatExchange6

SmokeDetector

7:43 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Make your Muscle Strong with Force Factor VolcaNO by johkashopp on askubuntu.com …

angussidney

sd k

soup

8:09 AM

!!/report security.stackexchange.com/a/127454

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How secure is 'blacking out' sensitive information using Paint? by Lydia Francis on security.stackexchange.com …

Ashish Ahuja ツ

8:38 AM

Hi

angussidney

Hi

soup

!!/report security.stackexchange.com/a/127453

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Hashcash, is this really used? by Lydia Francis on security.stackexchange.com …

angussidney

sd k

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Brio Cream - Best Anti-Ageing Cream by yerenedopein on askubuntu.com …

Ashish Ahuja ツ

8:51 AM

sd k

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Check two fields with Realm database by user6485047 on stackoverflow.com …

Ashish Ahuja ツ

sd abusive

SmokeDetector

9:34 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Passing a value from one form to another form by user6485125 on stackoverflow.com …

Ferrybig

@SmokeDetector k

Ashish Ahuja ツ

sd k

TIPS

@SmokeDetector K

SmokeDetector

9:58 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: The heart then it should be brought by ziany.mooki012 on arduino.stackexchange.com (@NickGammon @QPaysTaxes) …

Ashish Ahuja ツ

sd k

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: Want to Increase your muscle Power use Alpha Boost Pro by kartermillir on arduino.stackexchange.com (@NickGammon @QPaysTaxes) …

Ashish Ahuja ツ

sd spam

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: File deletion very slow in Sharepoint 2010 by rejohn on sharepoint.stackexchange.com …

Ashish Ahuja ツ

sd k long path tool

TIPS

10:02 AM

@AshishAhujaツ When you provide additional explanation to your decision, you should do it in the form of a reply.

soup

!!/report bitcoin.stackexchange.com/q/46030

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: How to withdraw Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereum, Paysafecard to PayPal, Perfect Money, Skrill, Webmoney instantly? by Bitcoin Paysafecard on bitcoin.stackexchange.com …

TIPS

If you type sd, Smokey will process whatever you said.

Ashish Ahuja ツ

sd k

@TIPS okay

@TIPS really? I thought anything after the k won't get counted

TIPS

@AshishAhujaツ Only in replies.

Ashish Ahuja ツ

10:03 AM

I see

TIPS

If any of "long", "path" or "tool" were Smokey commands, you could've wrecked some fun havoc.

Funnily.

Ashish Ahuja ツ

:P

angussidney

@AshishAhujaツ sd allows you to execute multiple commands - hence it continues to check what you say

TIPS

Also the other day we managed to do it without commanding it.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, blacklisted user: Crawling deep file paths - long URL - Sharepoint 2010 by rejohn on sharepoint.stackexchange.com …

Ashish Ahuja ツ

10:04 AM

@angussidney I see

@SmokeDetector k long path tool

angussidney

yep thats fine

soup

10:19 AM

Or we could have comment syntax like sd k // long path tool

2

TIPS

soup

!!/pull

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 9e82eed (Normal Human: -wallet pattern) (running on Raspberry Pi)

Restart: API quota is 7635.

Ashish Ahuja ツ

bye

SmokeDetector

10:44 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: Creating first jQuery slideshow plugin, converting from Javascript by Devadmin on stackoverflow.com …

soup

sd n

SmokeDetector

11:07 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Flash to html5 converter by Narendra Singh on stackoverflow.com …

angussidney

sd k

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: Blogger/Blogspot redirect to own domain? by Kadir Kr on stackoverflow.com …

angussidney

sd k

Ferrybig

!!/test-a www.oyetrade.com

SmokeDetector

> Would not be caught for title, answer, and username.

Ferrybig

11:11 AM

Going to blacklist both domains

!!/pull

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 0cf3504 (Fernando van Loenhout: +oyetrade +trickspaid) (running on Raspberry Pi)

Restart: API quota is 7394.

angussidney

Bye everyone

SmokeDetector

11:27 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Difference between main storage and secondary storage and stable storage? by fakharnawaz on stackoverflow.com …

angussidney

sd k

Actually goodbye now

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, link at end of body: supplementpurehealth.66ghz.com/WeightWorld/ by j18979 on arduino.stackexchange.com (@NickGammon @QPaysTaxes) …

Wai Ha Lee

sd k

ArtOfCode

@Undo pushed to metasmoke to add that invalidate-opposite thing. One thing: I've done it so that it has invalidated_by as -1, so if you want the recently invalidated page to work then you'll also need to User.create(:id => -1, :username => 'System ♦') or something

SmokeDetector

11:49 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: iOS's Spelling Predictive Analysis - for bilingual writers? by user188918 on apple.stackexchange.com …

soup

sd f

SmokeDetector

12:27 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Mostly non-Latin answer: black border in all menus and black terminal by Abdullah Mahir on askubuntu.com …

soup

sd k

I don't know what he's trying to do, but it's now answering or asking a question.

SmokeDetector

12:52 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Shortened URL in body: Visual Composer plugin Speed problem by asad app on wordpress.stackexchange.com …

SmokeDetector

1:32 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: How to detect circular reference in a Tree? by Edu Gonçalves on stackoverflow.com …

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer: How do I exit a toxic auto-loan with the least personal damage? by David Kean on money.stackexchange.com …

Ferrybig

@SmokeDetector k

SmokeDetector

1:59 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in title, mostly non-Latin body, mostly non-Latin title: 온라인카지노사이트【 WOOW5。COM 】바카라그림보는법ぽ인터넷바카라사이트 by qkzkfkzkwlsh4 on ell.stackexchange.com (@TIPS) …

Ferrybig

@SmokeDetector k

Undo

2:33 PM

@ArtOfCode deployed

Gothdo

@SmokeDetector f

ArtOfCode

3:17 PM

waffles

SmokeDetector

3:36 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer, bad keyword in answer, link at end of answer: Notify about / check for SCM poll failure in Jenkins by jual alat sex on stackoverflow.com …

hichris123

@SmokeDetector tpu-

SmokeDetector

4:46 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: [[+18]]Watch Now You See Me 2 Full HDTS online movie by dcdcd on 3dprinting.stackexchange.com …

Gothdo

@SmokeDetector k

SmokeDetector

4:56 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps answer, few unique characters in answer, offensive answer detected: Betrayal at House on the Hill characters: Strength and Weaknesses? by user17544 on boardgames.stackexchange.com …

Gothdo

@SmokeDetector k

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer: How does Dracula turn people into vampires? by Mcnollty Nancy Eilish on scifi.stackexchange.com …

Gothdo

Spam?

Wai Ha Lee

Either spam or abusive I'd say (and flagged)

ArtOfCode

yup

sd k

Gothdo

5:01 PM

@SmokeDetector k

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: Site Access request error for site owner "Request Approval Failed" by MoMo on sharepoint.stackexchange.com …

Gothdo

@SmokeDetector n

SmokeDetector

5:21 PM

Restart: API quota is 5895.

SmokeDetector

5:49 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: Simple preg_replace by Cyclist on stackoverflow.com …

Gothdo

@SmokeDetector n

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: How do I buy Ethereum with USD? by mohamed on ethereum.stackexchange.com …

Gothdo

@SmokeDetector k

SmokeDetector

6:34 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: Asynchronous operations in javascript by Matthew Hazlett on stackoverflow.com …

Gothdo

^ that's not official Node.js website

Spam?

hichris123

Nah, they just fixed it.

Gothdo

@SmokeDetector n

Undo

7:23 PM

@ArtOfCode So you figured it out?

hichris123

!!/test The Conjuring 2 Online Free 1080p Movie

SmokeDetector

> Bad keyword in title, bad keyword in username
----------
Title - Position 1-40: The Conjuring 2 Online Free 1080p Movie
Username - Position 1-40: The Conjuring 2 Online Free 1080p Movie

hichris123

I'm tempted to scrape the listing of Company Pages and see how many match...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: What Is The Best Level To Find Redstone At? by Your mom on gaming.stackexchange.com (@angussidney) …

Ferrybig

@SmokeDetector abusive

Gothdo

7:32 PM

@SmokeDetector k

hichris123

7:45 PM

!!/test [NON-STOP] GAME of THRONES season 6 episode 9 ONLINE FULL

SmokeDetector

> Would not be caught for title, body, and username.

ArtOfCode

8:11 PM

@Undo yep, whenever

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: [!]WWE Money in the Bank 2016 L.i.v.e S-t.r.e.a.m 19/06/2016 by user6486441 on drupal.stackexchange.com …

Gothdo

@SmokeDetector k

Undo

Congratulations! Looks like you've discovered punctuation. Use it wisely. — Undo 6 secs ago

also, a ladder climbing event?

hichris123

@SmokeDetector What do you know, those people are on Jobs too. stackoverflow.com/jobs/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Deterministic clustering approaches by Dicks Surf Trips on stats.stackexchange.com …

Gothdo

8:16 PM

@SmokeDetector k

Undo

@hichris123 wait a sec, don't you have to pay money for that?

hichris123

@Undo Unfortunately not. meta.stackoverflow.com/a/326470/2581872

Undo

@hichris123 the heck

I wonder how hard it would be to let SO mods handle that crap

hichris123

There were hundreds of the fake movie "companies" prior to the cleanup. And there's no way to flag them...

Also:

in Tavern on the Meta on Meta Stack Exchange Chat, 31 mins ago, by hichris123

Ugh, some company pages are literally advertisements. "Hire a Web Developer at $10 per hour"

Undo

@Oded I presume it wouldn't be feasible to just let SO mods delete these? — Undo ♦ 6 secs ago

Throw a spam flag option on that, extend it to the main site, problem solved

spam flags are pretty much always looked at within seconds or minutes

5chdn

8:40 PM

@Undo Hi, can I have a SmokeDetector instance for the Ethereum beta site in our chat room? chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/34620/whisper

Undo

Yes. There's relatively low volume, but sure

5chdn

@Undo It would be appreciated, if it does not cause any trouble to set it up.

Undo

Nope, dead easy to set up

5chdn

It's the most active beta site regarding posts per day.

Undo

@5chdn You can see what we've caught on it here, which is not much

Anything we're not catching there?

!!/report stackoverflow.com/a/37911599/1849664

SmokeDetector

8:45 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: MapQuest POIs from database in flex by Sana Khan Sana on stackoverflow.com …

Undo

sd k missed

!!/pull

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev a50e7a5 (Undo1: Add Ethereum room) (running on Raspberry Pi)

Undo

There you go @5chdn, should be all set up

SmokeDetector

Restart: API quota is 4997.

Undo

!!/report ethereum.stackexchange.com/q/6233/165

5chdn

8:47 PM

@Undo nothing I'm aware off. But it feels good to have him in the room.

@Undo Thanks alot.

Undo

yup, works

sd f

No problem :)

@Andy Thanks for that, completely agree.

hichris123

!!/rmblu ethereum.stackexchange.com/users/1400/wang

SmokeDetector

@hichris123 User removed from blacklist (1400 on ethereum.stackexchange.com).

Undo

We should just turn off automatic blacklisting on stuff I report :P

hichris123

Yeah, probably. :P

Especially if the blacklisted user is 46 on softwarerecs.se.

I know that one by heart now. :P

Undo

8:52 PM

I've memorized a whole bunch of my user IDs throughout the network. I'll be going along IRL and see "73046" and go "wait why is that familiar"

hichris123

ES is pretty much the only one I know since it's so easy: 20.

ArtOfCode

3160466, 98, 8, 2685, 121520

A random assortment of IDs

Ferrybig

Or we need a test notification command, that just fakes a smoke detector message without side effects

ArtOfCode

@Ferrybig we just need a command that makes Smokey post something to every room it's subscribed to.

Undo

@Ferrybig This is such a rare case that... meh

SmokeDetector

9:13 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Sex extension noises on Chrome not working by Thomas Silverstein on stackoverflow.com …

Ferrybig

@SmokeDetector abusive / weird

ArtOfCode

@SmokeDetector um?

okay then

SmokeDetector

9:41 PM

API quota rolled over with 4774 requests remaining. Current quota: 9999.

stackoverflow: 683
askubuntu: 467
superuser: 271
unix: 167
math: 150
travel: 146
english: 120
mathoverflow.net: 103
gaming: 91
apple: 90
electronics: 83
mathematica: 83
drupal: 78
academia: 74
security: 74
physics: 71
meta: 69
scifi: 67
ell: 67
movies: 60
wordpress: 55
programmers: 54
tex: 53
puzzling: 52
stats: 52
android: 50
dba: 50
diy: 49
worldbuilding: 48
ethereum: 45
ru.stackoverflow: 43
gis: 43
money: 41
salesforce: 40
gamedev: 37
engineering: 37
arduino: 36
raspberrypi: 36
webapps: 36
rpg: 36

hichris123

10:02 PM

@SmokeDetector That person again... they've posted two others that we've caught.

SmokeDetector

10:50 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Programming an ATmega1284p with Arduino IDE and internal RC Oscillator? by ShriHari on electronics.stackexchange.com …

SmokeDetector

11:29 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: How to block an email address in Gmail by faizan on webapps.stackexchange.com …

Yvette

@SmokeDetector k

@SmokeDetector n

hichris123

Uh, hi duplicate feedback? :P

Yvette

everybody else seems to do it :)

hichris123

11:45 PM

I'm not sure who "everyone" is. :) Usually it happens to me because of a conflict, like I send a message and someone else sends one a few seconds later. Or vice versa. But if someone already submitted feedback, I don't bother, since whatever action should've been taken already was.

Yvette

@QPaysTaxes I know, I don't do it if they're not there and I flagged them

@hichris123 plenty of people do it. So perhaps mention it to others also. Otherwise it can feel like you're nitpicking with one person and that can be not nice for that person :D

hichris123

Well, I don't usually see it. I'm asleep when most spam happens.

Tim Stone

What about omnipresence?

lol

Yvette

@QPaysTaxes I don't think so, it was funny enough LOL hey @hichris123?

hichris123

@TimStone Says the omnipresent person. :)

Yvette

11:55 PM

well mildly amusing

I am 202 off 10k for SO

Tim Stone

@hichris123 ;)

hichris123

@Yvette I saw nothing rude in it. :P I'm just in & out of here right now.

Yvette

@QPaysTaxes mildly, 6/10 lol

@hichris123 the thing about the duplicate reporting is I said the same thing to someone else and then observed everyone doing it, and as people worry about their stats metasmoke.erwaysoftware.com/admin/… I figured if you can't beat them, join them ;)

I turn 49 this week, so please go gently with me and tell me how young I am! ;)

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