The DMZ

Matthew

16:00

@Xander Doubt it, but you neer know

Damnit!

The key between C and B is broken on this keyboard

Ohnana

-5 and an accept? WTF?!

Matthew

@Ohnana Was a 0 at accept, and the others were +10ish leel...

Rоry McCune

@Xander he responded to your comment in a way that indicates he may not be accepting of your response....

Matthew

The downotes are since the accept

Ohnana

it needs another rollback

this is a trainwreck

Rory Alsop

16:03

He's getting a suspension :-)

Rоry McCune

good call

Ixrec

isn't there a kind of lock that says "this post has been locked while disputes about its content are being resolved"?

Matthew

I like the suspension idea

Xander

@RоryMcCune LOL

Matthew

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvVVVvvvv

Yay!

Xander

16:05

@RоryMcCune That was slightly more succinct than I anticipated.

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana lol.

I would downvote him, but I've only gained like 2 rep today

Rory Alsop

@Ixrec yes - done. Slow internets is slow today

suspension is ... in progress

@almosnow - no. That behaviour is not acceptable

Mark Buffalo

wtf @ client side javascript encryption

I just threw up all over my keyboard

need to clean this up

Stu W

haha

AviD

did I miss anything not in that post? (reading it now)

Rory Alsop

16:09

@AviD actually, I'm having timeouts when trying to suspend for abusive comments. Can you do the honors please

Ohnana

@AviD go through the edit history

AviD

@Ohnana saw that, dont know what he's talking about

@RoryAlsop reading them now

how long you thinking?

Rory Alsop

@AviD day, maybe

Simon

Oh lawd, is it another dude who's gonna tell everyone they're dumb if they don't agree with him?

Mark Buffalo

> Edit 4: I'm being moderated, my comments are being deleted by someone who is not me. You guys are so stubborn in bringing this question down that even one mod(s?) is altering the story to fill the narrative they want. What a piece of **** had stackexchange become, for real.

wow

Rory Alsop

16:11

@almosnow - you are very mistaken about what has been happening to your post. It was being edited to improve - not by a mod, but by the community - which is exactly how it should be. Mods get involved when you start being abusive - we will not tolerate that

Matthew

@MarkBuffalo Yeah...

Mark Buffalo

He's only being edited for grammar...?

Rory Alsop

@MarkBuffalo originally - then removal of his offensive bits

6

(sounds painful :-)

Mark Buffalo

Yeah, and that.

kalina

@RoryAlsop I don't see this user you're apparently chatting to

Mark Buffalo

16:12

@RoryAlsop You keep talking to someone... I can't see them talking in here. What gives?

kalina

inb4...

Simon

Sigh, noobs.

Rory Alsop

they were here - briefly

AviD

@RoryAlsop done

Ixrec

@MarkBuffalo they're in the user list, though they haven't said anything

Simon

16:13

He's a mod, he can ping whoever he wants.

Rory Alsop

yeah - still here

Ohnana

they're in the room list

kalina

@Simon not with a single ping

Rory Alsop

@AviD cheers modtigger

AviD

@RoryAlsop we should consider this for @Simon.

Rory Alsop

16:13

@AviD lol

Simon

@AviD Shut up.

kalina

maybe we should remove @AviD's offensive bits

Simon

24 hours suspension?

I'm sure he thinks it was worth it.

Mark Buffalo

ah, I see

Ohnana

@kalina how do you remove someone's entire body

Matthew

16:14

@Simon Yeah, by your offensive bits

Mark Buffalo

@almosnow You need to calm down... we were only editing your posts for grammar.

Simon

@Matthew You wanna wrestle?

Rory Alsop

@Ohnana in here I think it's the ignore button :-)

kalina

@Ohnana exactly, it would result in the removal of @AviD

Simon

@MarkBuffalo Markus, let the mods handle it you pony rider.

kalina

16:15

@Simon this is offensive

Simon

Shut top.

AviD

@RoryAlsop cmon dont give her ideas

kalina

@almosnow be careful, these guys are monsters

@AviD I thought @Ohnana went by he now

Simon

Pony rider is a good insult, I like it.

kalina

@Simon I object

Mark Buffalo

16:15

@Simon I like it

Ohnana

@kalina this is correct

kalina

I TAKE MASSIVE ISSUE TO SUDDENLY BEING RIDDEN BY SIMON AS A RESULT OF MOD ABUSE

3

Ohnana

:OOO no one deserves that

simon stop riding people, we talked about this

2

Simon

wat

Rоry McCune

@Simon I thought you were in too much pain to wrestle, or are you just avoiding wrestling @kalina ?

Simon

16:16

I can ride whoever I want.

I'm a free human being.

kalina

@Simon not without permission

Simon

@RоryMcCune No pain no gain.

kalina

@Ohnana pfffff

Rоry McCune

@Simon so you thought wrestling @Matthew would provide more gain than wrestling @kalina ...

Simon

@RоryMcCune o no don't even start pls

Ohnana

16:17

@kalina don't pfff me i'm agreeing with you

kalina

@RоryMcCune whatever floats his boat

AviD

@kalina I was talking about you, dear.

kalina

@Ohnana it still makes me on a side of my own in here

@AviD I knew that

Rоry McCune

@Simon hey I'm just following the logic of your statements, as @kalina says whatever floats your boat man

Simon

Is it me or we've been getting quite a bit of drama lately?

kalina

16:18

can't blame me, I wasn't here

Rory Alsop

@Simon just you

:-)

Mark Buffalo

@kalina But wait, I thought I was doing the riding?

Matthew

I'm not wrestling @Simon! Got a bad back!

kalina

I left to avoid it

Ohnana

@kalina i'm sorry. will you have abandonment issues now?

Rory Alsop

16:18

(possibly a fib)

Simon

@RoryAlsop pLs

kalina

@Ohnana forever, yes.

AviD

@kalina I figured you did. You are rather clever.

Simon

@Matthew Hey, thanks buddy.

kalina

traitor! You joined THEM!

Ohnana

16:18

@kalina </3

kalina

@Ohnana (No I don't hate you)

AviD

and NO, I am not being sarcastic.

@kalina yay!

kalina

@AviD No I do hate you

AviD

23 secs ago, by kalina

(No I don't hate you)

make up your damn mind

hehe @RoryAlsop I'm thinking one day was not long enough.

kalina

@AviD mind made up

AviD

16:19

@kalina ah I see.

Ohnana

\o/

i am clearly the best person here

AviD

@kalina but its not that you hate me, its that you hate that you dont hate me

Ohnana

SUCK IT YALL. I AM THE TOP DMZer.

AviD

no wait

Simon

wat

ovid has like 12 billion posts in here

Rory Alsop

16:20

In other news = Deep Web SE has just moved into commitment phase :-/

kalina

@AviD explaining my emotions to a being as emotionally limited as yourself would be like trying to display a high resolution high bit depth photograph on a monochrome monitor

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop can i ask the canonical question of "how do i buy drugs and prostitutes"

AviD

@kalina pfft

Rory Alsop

@Ohnana that's on topic on Arqade

I think

kalina

requires context

Rory Alsop

16:21

it's a GTA question

Ohnana

@kalina hey, does anyone else smell singed fur?

kalina

fine

Simon

@RoryAlsop -.-

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop the questions that got asked for South park: stick of truth were... disturbing, without context

kalina

yes, it's on topic, but it wouldn't get well received because you find the answer within moments of playing

@RоryMcCune south park: stick of truth was a disturbing game wrapped up as something very playable

it was surprising and surprising.

surprising because as a game it was actually really quite good

Ohnana

16:22

1

Q: PenTesting - Configuring vulnerabilities on XP SP 1/2/3 & Server 2008

I've been creating test ranges using VMWare and an isolated network to play around with, and configuring endpoint workstations to be the receiving end of penetration tests. I've found that the "easy" exploits are ms03_026_dcom and ms08_067_netapi, but of course I want to expand my configuration ...

Rory Alsop

@kalina Is it bad that I played GTA 1 to 5 and never found nor looked for the answer, because I found the games that poor I couldn't bring myself to actually try

Ohnana

thoughts?

kalina

and surprising because there is an anal cavity level thanks to a shrink ray

Rоry McCune

gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/tagged/the-stick-of-truth

^NSFW

Simon

@Ohnana Off-topic until ovid says it's on-topic.

Ohnana

16:23

@RoryAlsop no, it just means you have the ability to have sex and do drugs IRL unlike teenagers

Rоry McCune

but all valid in-game questions

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune Hang on. Clicking it.

kalina

@RoryAlsop you played GTA 4 and 5 and found them to be a "poor games"?

Rory Alsop

@kalina terrible, to be honest, yes

Mark Buffalo

@RoryAlsop I felt the same about 4. San Andreas was really good, though. tbh, imho. fyi

I have not played 5, though

4 was the worst GTA game I've ever played. The rest were fine...

kalina

16:24

@RoryAlsop interesting... I have a dislike for GTA on principle because of some of the content that was added but I have a respect for both games because of how technically interesting they are

Rory Alsop

1 to 5 are bad driving games - and I'm a driving game addict

kalina

yeah they're terrible driving games

AviD

@RoryAlsop dya think we should re-suspend him for longer?

M'vy

GTA 1 ftw

kalina

4 was closing to good because it tried modelling driving physics

Rory Alsop

16:25

@AviD is he doing more now?

AviD

@RoryAlsop already responded to suspension...

kalina

but as massively open world games with no loading screens, very detailed environments, etc, they're quite impressive

AviD

I'm thinking one day was far too mild.

Mark Buffalo

try Saints Row, the ones with super powers

That was a really fun game

Rory Alsop

@AviD ahhh - yes. Big TiggerModHammer required

Simon

16:26

@AviD No shit you weak donut.

Thomas Pornin

@RoryAlsop You are going to do the Power-assemble thing ?

AviD

cant resuspend in a reply :-(

Ohnana

@AviD how is he responding? isn't suspension a total ban?

Rory Alsop

@Simon I did suggest it - I always start off gently

AviD

@Simon hey I followed the fellow mod's reccomendation, while I was catching up.

Simon

16:26

OVID IS WEAK

3

AviD

thinking of pinning that

as a challenge

Simon

There are already far too many pinned stars.

Rоry McCune

@Simon yeah mods messed up my pinwall stories

M'vy

2 should be max

Simon

@RоryMcCune What, mods from other rooms or ours?

Xander

16:28

@M'vy @RоryMcCune can't do a proper story with only 2 pins.

Rоry McCune

@Simon one was Ovid one was a foreign mod

Simon

@RоryMcCune FOREIGN MOD DID WHAAAAAT?

It's time for war, lads.

M'vy

@Xander I did not said I was gonna be easy

Simon

Those foreigners think they can come to our land and steal our wives?

Thomas Pornin

@Simon Bad foreign mod ! Bad ! Vote Trump !

Simon

16:29

@ThomasPornin Trump is literally the only candidate who sees crystal clear.

@AviD This disturbed me more than it should have.

Ohnana

@ThomasPornin /seppuku

Simon

I can't spell, god damn it.

AviD

@Simon right, riding women would be really slow.

Rоry McCune

@Simon g.o.d and you got it right that time, good job :)

Simon

@AviD Yeah but what kind of riding ovid?

kalina

16:31

@AviD do we need stuff like that being liberally mentioned in chat? There is such a thing as becoming desensitized

AviD

are you talking about the horses?

Simon

@RоryMcCune lulz pls

kalina

no, obviously not the horses

AviD

it was a famous quote from a classic movie, but I will acquiesce.

kalina

thanks

Mark Buffalo

16:31

@Ohnana Don't worry, I'm sure the conditions will be acceptable at your camp of concentration.

Rory Alsop

Do you reckon this will freak out the Deep Web committers...

kalina

why would it

Matthew

@RoryAlsop Argh! You didn't!

Simon

@RoryAlsop Probably, how can someone be a professional OR an expert?

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop you should change your avatar to an NSA logo for that site :)

Mark Buffalo

16:33

@RoryAlsop Dude, it freaked me out.

Simon

@RоryMcCune Oh my, that's good.

kalina

"Just curios"

Rory Alsop

@RоryMcCune oooh - yeah

@kalina lol

kalina

let's have a detailed discussion of what happens when just curios

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo ;-;

kalina

16:34

so this one time I was hanging out with my friends at like a sleep over or whatever

and then a few of us were just curios

Matthew

@kalina Well, basically, you get put on a mantlepiece and act as a discussion point forever more

Mark Buffalo

@kalina ... :-o

kalina

so what we did was

Mark Buffalo

I know where this is going...

Rоry McCune

@kalina are you about to start quoting Katy Perry here?

kalina

16:35

eat literally a million jelly babies until we puked, just to see what would happen

oh right, you wanted to hear that just curios

Matthew

@RоryMcCune I never saw the fuss with that song. I kissed a girl, and I liked it too...

kalina

well during that just curios I kissed a girl and I liked it

Mark Buffalo

@kalina I thought you were going to say you played a SNES game or something

kalina

the taste of her cherry chapstick

Rоry McCune

@Matthew inorite

TildalWave

16:35

@kalina look, I thought that particular incident was better left as a water under the bridge as far as mods here are concerned... I still wish they waterboarded all the rest of them and that renamed Lightness Races In Orbit troll just for the fun of it, but that's a different matter

kalina

I hoped my boyfriend wouldn't mind it but surprisingly he considered two girls to be the same as cheating

Mark Buffalo

@kalina It is!

kalina

@TildalWave oh you don't like Lightness Races in Orbit?

You need to share such a story

Ohnana

@kalina that song was my jam

kalina

well girls are better

Matthew

16:37

@kalina I kissed a girl with cherry and chocolate chapstick. It was very nice. Like kissing a black forest gateaux

10

TildalWave

@kalina BTW it was that particular he friend who likes to hide behind avatars of other beautiful women that was actually causing the rage of mods, I was just the target of one particularly large power-crazed knob for pointing that out

Rory Alsop

@Matthew Mmm - black forest gateau

Rоry McCune

I Kissed A Girl - Vintage '50s Doo Wop Katy Perry Cover ft. Robyn Adele Anderson

►

Ohnana

@RоryMcCune :O

Rory Alsop

@kalina s/better/different

kalina

16:38

@TildalWave in all honesty I view people with blue names with a massive penalty against them and just assume they're all a waste of space until proven extensively to the contrary

TildalWave

and that Gilles never seems to be missing an opportunity to miss a point with a life advice, but hey stalkers will stalk

Rory Alsop

@kalina sneakily plans modification to make mine turn purple

8

oh - that came out worse than I meant

Simon

@TildalWave HEY DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE, THAT'S MY JOB.

kalina

@RoryAlsop fine, I'll accept different

@TildalWave you don't get on with him either?

@RoryAlsop erm

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop if your name remains purple for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor

TildalWave

16:39

@kalina I thought some try to do just so it all looks dandy?

like I did while I was a mod

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana have gone, uh... 9

:|

Ohnana

i like gilles

Rory Alsop

@TildalWave ... I get on with him

AviD

@RoryAlsop she does have that effect, doesnt she

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo !!!

Rory Alsop

16:39

I do get on with most folks though

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop you get on with almost everyone!

Rory Alsop

@RоryMcCune ninja-ed inb4

kalina

@TildalWave well he told me that he formed an opinion on me based off the opinion of somebody else, who told him I was a troll, and as such he could never take me seriously because once a troll always a troll

Rory Alsop

:-)

AviD

but I bet this was a Sam Jackson reference, right?

TildalWave

16:40

@RoryAlsop yeah that's what I was saying, I did try to get on too while there was much point to it

Iszi

@Matthew Man, if a girl could put together a chapstick combo that would taste like German chocolate cake... my marriage could be in trouble. Unless that girl was my wife, of course.

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop yeah I was slow

kalina

since I'm such a huge advocate of forming your own opinions based on personal experience you can imagine how well we get on

TildalWave

I don't have to do that now tho do I?

Rory Alsop

@Iszi no - then I'd be in trouble...

@kalina :-)

TildalWave

16:40

I mean, it's not an actual requirement to like Gilles is it?

kalina

@TildalWave just remember that they're not above just banning you to get rid of you for a bit

Rory Alsop

@TildalWave it's not a requirement to like anyone :-)

kalina

and that SE will find that perfectly acceptable behavior no matter how much you've contributed

Iszi

@kalina Well, if someone's opinion is that you're shite in bed... I'm gonna have to take their word for it.

Matthew

@Iszi You could get your wife to kiss them, then kiss your wife? That's allowed, yes?

Rory Alsop

16:41

@Iszi would you not want to find out for yourself? There could be various reasons for them saying that

Stu W

hope my new question wont make me face the banhammer :)

kalina

@RoryAlsop yeah I read that as a subtle rejection as well

Iszi

@RoryAlsop See earlier mention of marriage.

Ohnana

@Iszi or you could just put it on yourself and look like a dumbass chewing your own lips

TildalWave

@kalina oh like I don't know all the internal bits an pieces of this place

Simon

16:42

Ohnana

omnomnomnomn... you don't understand it's CAKE

Simon

You're so cutie in purple roro.

kalina

@TildalWave yes but you're used to being on the other side of the fence

Rory Alsop

@Simon that's PINK!!!!

TildalWave

trust me @kalina, you don't wanna see the things they say in TL

Simon

16:42

THAT'S PURPLE OMG

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana I often chew on my own lips

kalina

@TildalWave I've seen the transcript

TildalWave

if that shit comes out SE is literally fucked

Rory Alsop

@TildalWave it's abut as childish as in any other chat room, to be fair

Iszi

@Simon Totally pink.

Mark Buffalo

16:42

@Simon That's #FF00FF, aka hottest pink

Rory Alsop

@Iszi ^ yay!

Mark Buffalo

255,0,255 / #FF0FF

TildalWave

@RoryAlsop yes, but by kids with a button to press

Ohnana

what's TL?

TildalWave

and life advices to give

Rory Alsop

16:43

@TildalWave you know there's good and bad - same as everywhere

Thomas Pornin

@MarkBuffalo That's magenta.

kalina

teacher's lounge

David Freitag

What is up my internet brethren

TildalWave

and other things they can do because they haven't better things to do IRL

Iszi

@Ohnana Teacher's Lounge - where all the mods & SE staff hang out.

Ohnana

16:43

@Iszi oic

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin AKA HOTTEST PINK

Stu W

worst thing is when you chew the loose skin on your chapped lip and someone thinks you are flirting with them in a dodgy way

3

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag What is up? You have connectivity - new house is up? Yes?

Simon

Mark Buffalo

@StuW I know, right?

Rory Alsop

16:44

@StuW is that a thing?

Simon

ARE YOU GONNA STOP NOW?

Matthew

@StuW eww

Mark Buffalo

@Simon It's pinkish-purple now, and too dark. Needs to be royal purple.

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Not until tomorrow

Stu W

was fairly awkward lol

kalina

16:44

@StuW gross

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag That sounds fun

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop But there is an open wifi that I can connect my stuff to

Rory Alsop

@StuW oh - this actually happened to you?

@DavidFreitag nice

TildalWave

@RoryAlsop yes, it's the 10% like usual, the other 90% are just power-crazed whiny little knobs selected out of the least likely pool to ever be any different (by design)

Stu W

yes :/

Ohnana

16:45

@StuW i feel bad for you

kalina

@DavidFreitag you're currently chatting with this group of security concious people over an open wifi network?!

Rory Alsop

hahahahahahahahaha

David Freitag

@kalina I connected my xbox one to it and that's all

Keeps my sanity

kalina

WOAH

Rory Alsop

@kalina (sorry :-)

Stu W

16:45

i had a flap of skin due to the cold that was really annoying

Matthew

@StuW STOP DIGGING!

kalina

I am not inviting you to have sex with me, the mods are abusing their privileges without using their grey matter first

Ixrec

I think the wifi networks I use for SE are both password protected...

Simon

@StuW You're a flap of skin.

Stu W

as my lip froze and cracked

Rory Alsop

16:46

:27965721 that was more for comedy effect. I was actually just going to edit to WTF

David Freitag

@kalina Well if it weren't for M$ being idiots and making the xbone online only I wouldn't need to

Ixrec

who said anything about sex?

David Freitag

@kalina Oh, no I'm at work right now

Mark Buffalo

@StuW I hate when I accidentally bite too much of the loose skin off the lips, and it starts bleeding.

kalina

@Ixrec "ride the pony"

Rory Alsop

16:46

@Ixrec nobody - it's all in your imagination :-)

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag Wait. What? Xbox One is online only?

David Freitag

@kalina Don't worry, I wasn't planning to "ride the pony" any way.

Ohnana

@kalina actually, that implies that David was doing the riding, and you were merely offering encouragment

Ixrec

@RoryAlsop no, it's in @kalina's imagination

Rory Alsop

@kalina that's actually not what I meant

kalina

16:47

@StuW and @MarkBuffalo are cannibals that literally eat their own faces

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo You can't play games if it's offline

Ixrec

@MarkBuffalo my XBone has no internet, so I'm pretty sure it can do offline

kalina

@Ohnana hence "I wasn't inviting you to have sex"

Mark Buffalo

@DavidFreitag ...even single player games...?

David Freitag

Halo MCC Campaign? Nope can'y play without internets.

@MarkBuffalo Yup

Ixrec

16:47

or maybe that's no XBox Live and it's passively using my Wifi for things I don't want

Thomas Pornin

@TildalWave In "The Songs of Distant Earth", Arthur C. Clarke describes a human colony world in which anybody can run for presidency, except people who have been found guilty of crime, and people who are suspected of actually wanting the job.

Ohnana

@kalina hrm, i appear to have talked myself in a corner

Rory Alsop

AFK for a bit to move children from place A to place B and from place C to place A. Stay away from drama, ok?

Ohnana

i am a bit addled right now

kalina

@RoryAlsop no

@Ohnana adderall'd?

David Freitag

16:48

@MarkBuffalo Because the xbone needs to verify that you actually own the game by contacting M$ servers

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop d'ya think?

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop start drama? ok

kalina

surely that would make you sharp

M'vy

@ThomasPornin ins't that the case already?

Mark Buffalo

@kalina I am very good at eating lips

David Freitag

16:48

@RoryAlsop I was born to avoid drama

Matthew

0

Q: The sent gmail was modified to other version, how to trace the record beside header ?

recent these months, the emails I sent from gmail were either modified or the documents got replaced to some others. by communicated with google, they only asked for the header but nothing else in next.. also the devices in recent activities, I saw the WINDOW PHONE which not my device, but goo...

gmail header

Thomas Pornin

@M'vy No, criminals can still be elected.

kalina

@MarkBuffalo is that a euphemism

Ohnana

HEY SIMON DON'T YOU HAVE PHP TO WRITE

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo ...you're not supposed to eat those...

Mark Buffalo

16:48

@kalina How could it be a euphemism?

I do not underst------oh

Ohnana

FRENCH PEOPLE ARE WEIRD

Mark Buffalo

wait. no. I still don't get it

Rоry McCune

2

Ohnana

SO IS THE UK

Iszi

@MarkBuffalo XB1 is online-only for digital licenses (i.e.: games you don't have a disc for). A lot of otherwise-single-player games are also very crippled, if not flat-out disabled, without a connection.

Stu W

16:49

@kalina just reminded me of the dutch guy from goldmember

M'vy

@Ohnana pls

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)

kalina

@Ohnana murican speaking about other countries... lol

Simon

@Ohnana WAT I DO????????

Ixrec

@Iszi ooooh that explains it, I have a disc for Halo 5

Mark Buffalo

16:49

@Iszi And that's the story of why I'm not buying an Xbox One.

Ohnana

hey, i'm just trying to stir the pot a bit

Simon

o

Ohnana

@Simon you're canadian silly

David Freitag

@Ohnana You're not supposed to stir with that appendage.

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag ew

Simon

16:50

YOU TOLD ME TO GO WRITE A PHP SCRIPT

Iszi

To be fair though, the crippling of single-player games is mostly a developer decision - not specific to Microsoft.

Simon

HOW IS THAT RELATED TO MY NATIONALITY

Ohnana

@Simon oh i thought you were objecting to my tear against the french

Simon

ffs ppl think am dum but am supa intellectuel

David Freitag

@Simon You're not French you're Canadihuean

Mark Buffalo

16:50

PHP is Danish-Canadian in origin

kalina

"French" Canadian != "French"

that's like saying English speaking Americans are English

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo So's your face

Matthew

@kalina They are. We just need to shake this weird independence idea they have...

David Freitag

@kalina Or American-speaking English are American

Mark Buffalo

@Matthew Get back on my lap, you puny lap dog.

Ixrec

16:53

but I am English

(at least I will be in a few more years when I can apply for UK citizenship)

David Freitag

@Ixrec That doesn't make you English, that makes you an expatriate

Mark Buffalo

Soon he'll be an inpat.

No, living abroad makes you an expat

Matthew

@DavidFreitag prepatriate?

Mark Buffalo

Being a citizen of a country makes you a <Country>ese

Matthew

@MarkBuffalo United Kingdomese?

Mark Buffalo

16:55

@Matthew Correct.

I am Americanese

Matthew

Franceese?

Mark Buffalo

@Matthew Surrenderese

Matthew

@MarkBuffalo Only if you live in American

Ixrec

I was being facetious anyway but did not realize the -ese word would become legitimate

Mark Buffalo

@Matthew Yes, I am from American.

Matthew

16:57

@MarkBuffalo An Americanese from American

Mark Buffalo

Yes

Transcript for