« first day (1577 days earlier)      last day (3352 days later) » 

4:00 PM
Wolfe has a novel called Soldier of Arete. I’m not sure everyone understands the connotations.
 
What's the name of this form/syntax or whatever: The Queen must needs relax?
 
It’s using needs as an adverb.
Not as a verb.
Nor as a noun.
It’s like besides, kinda.
 
Why do I associate it with Victorian royalty?
 
Well, it is an archaic construction. I don’t know why else.
 
Perhaps only because I read that particular phrase in Talbot's Awkright sequels.
Heart of Empire
 
4:03 PM
It’s one of those things people who try to write things that sound old will use.
 
Right.
 
It was nice to be able to use epic properly again. :)
However watered down the word has come to be used of late.
 
Yes, that was indeed epic. Well done.
I hope I made you cringe.
 
Thanks.
His was not a question, but a request, but sometimes I get cranky and answer those anyway. :)
 
4:25 PM
@tchrist maybe you like this
I'm not sure I like it but I listen to it now any way.
 
@AndrewLeach This is how using a CSS framework like Less can blow your scalability aspirations out of the water.
They are squeezing the balloon in one place and it just keeps expanding in other areas.
Thank you for the clear and insightful response. Also appreciate the contrast and suggestions. Actually, I did have a little issue initially in understanding what the critics mistook however, was quickly able to figure that one out, as mentioned in the analogy in the post. What actually got me confounded was the connotation of the word 'artlessness'. Even the dictionary read: "The quality of innocent naiveté". Synonyms: ingenuousness, innocent. — Vaibhav 2 hours ago
Yeah, you can't even give me a single solitary up vote? You're dead to me.
Screw your thanks, I'm in this for the six-digit milestone.
41 more up votes and I can lay my burden down.
And you'd think I could get an Enlightened badge out of this answer. It's so good Kris didn't even down vote it. That's showing remarkable forbearance for him.
 
I'm sure all the CSS tweaks are annoying. I apologize for the inconvenience. The main benefit to all of this will be our ability to quickly launch new features (like the user profile on Meta Stack Exchange) across the network without having to got through all the sites to adjust the CSS individually.
 
@KurtisBeavers Are you doing this to all sites, or just us right now?
When is the new user profile from Meta going to make it out to the rest of the sites?
 
@tchrist We will be doing this to all sites, but not all at the same time. Most of our sites styles aren't as custom as English, which is part of the reason it hasn't gone as smoothly as we'd hoped. We have style rules that work for 95% of the sites, but not all of them. The new profile and other features will begin to roll out after we've finished the site conversions.
 
That’s interesting that ELU is more customized than most sites.
I see you made our banner a bit less rat-eaten. It still feels spindly, but like all these things, I cannot tell whether I’m just reacting to change.
 
The older a site's graduation, the more custom it's likely to be.
 
4:53 PM
Aw come on, am I going nuts or do you keep going back and forth between vertical and horizontal presentation of votes/answers/views? Also, did the >100k view red color go away and is always orange now?
 
That's been there for a very long time. It's a difference between the home page and the questions page.
the 100k color was programmed orange a long time ago. We fixed a bug, and it corrected it back to the intended color.
 
Oh I see
That’s why it keep swapping.
So are there 3 or 4 color grades on views?
 
There should be 4 — Normal, warm, hot and supernova.
 
Yes, ok. That’s what I thought.
I don’t think I’ll ever get used to the crappy job browsers do with proportional fonts by ignoring kerning.
It is especially annoying with Georgia.
Some pairs simply collide, or have weird gaps.
But we can’t use anything else, I realize. It’s just sad.
 
I agree. I wish font rendering was handled in a standard way across browsers. Webkit browsers have some nice antialiasing options, but they're not available on most PC browsers. Then throw in retina displays and you have even more inconsistencies.
 
5:09 PM
Yes exactly. I absolutely cannot stand to read anything under Windows. I’ve been running a Windows VM inside my Mac at work to test some POS driver issues, and I find the font handling unreadable there.
I haven’t figured out how best to size Stack Exchange sites for optimal legibility.
I normally like most of my screen taken up by the active window, unless I’m hacking and have a bunch of parallel code windows open. But I find that on these big displays, the Stack Exchange font sizes don’t work so well.
Sometimes a zoom-level or two will work ok, but often not.
 
Yeah, I tend to prefer websites with generous font sizes, but that may be a bit progressive of a change for Stack Exchange at the moment.
 
@KurtisBeavers could these CSS tweaks explain why Super User fonts are much smaller for me? This started happening a while ago and only seems to affect Super User.
 
Another weirdness is that the number of ens in a line is very long on Stack Exchange sites, which makes it harder to read.
 
@tchrist I agree. Hopefully once we're through with the conversion, we'll be able to test things like font sizes and line lengths, and if we find a more optimal solution administer it across the network easily.
 
Here’s an example of something I know there is no way for you to fix: the way italic Georgia has collisions:
I don’t actually read it at that resolution, but I zoomed so you could see the f" and f' uglinesses more clearly.
 
5:15 PM
@terdon I'm not aware of any recent changes to the Super User site, but I've also only been at Stack Exchange for a few months.
 
Here’s a very dumb question I know I could find out myself easily enough, but I figure you must know the answer right off the top of your head. When one specifies Georgia as the font, does everyone using it have exactly the same font spec for Georgia, or are there different implementations of it on different systems? Yes, I could just check filesizes or checksums.
That question, by the way, is here:
14
A: When should I not use a ligature in English typesetting?

tchrist(Edited for typos and to hand-tweak the typography. See new appendix at bottom.) Are there any rules or standards telling me when I should use a ligature and when I shouldn’t? Yes. In version 3.2 of Robert Bringhurst’s The Elements of Typographic Style (Hartley & Marks, 2008), the main dis...

 
@tchrist Because Georgia is a system font on Mac and PC, the browser uses your version of Georgia. There is a webfont version of Georgia called Georgia Pro that can be served from the web server. This fixes a lot of these spacing issues, but there's a tradeoff in page load time. Plus it can be expensive to license custom fonts for all of the network sites given the amount of traffic.
 
@KurtisBeavers It may well be something I tweaked. It sounds like a classic PBKC but I can't figure it out.
 
@KurtisBeavers Ahah! I didn’t know that the Georgia Pro webfont required licensing. So bummer!
Here’s a related answer on another site, by the way:
12
A: When should someone use ligatures?

tchristNo One Rule Fits All Situations This is all somewhat complicated, because it ties in with kerning support and font selection, and there is no one-size-fits-all answer that will serve for all situations. In my experience, ligatures are more apt to be needed in a tightly set serif roman or italic...

I lost about six weeks of sleep on my last book because my publisher was trying to use Arno Pro but the people doing their rendering/printing from DocBook had too many bugs in their software to handle its huge kerning rules, so it looked like crap.
I should have thought to have them use Minion Pro, whose kerning tables are done differently.
And which is a bit less exaggerated.
 
@tchrist that sounds like a nightmare.
Web fonts are getting so much better than they were even a few years ago. Screen resolution is going to change things too. Hopefully the gap between print and web fonts will close soon.
 
5:27 PM
@KurtisBeavers It really was. They weren’t matching x-height, and the x-height of Arno Pro is much much smaller than normal fonts usually have. So we blew the point size up from 10.2 to 11.6 or something so that it wouldn’t be too tiny to read, and then when we backed off from Arno Pro, we forgot to fix the point size back to 10.2 so the book is like a Large Print edition. :(
One cannot get an "ebook" version of Bringhurst’s Elements of Typographic Style. I do not know this, but I imagine this is because Bringhurst will not permit his extremely careful work to be destroyed as would happen if it were rendered in anything less than the exact PDF he produces with InDesign. Too many very subtle things he’s trying to show that simply aren’t supported with most ebook formats.
I have eaten of the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil keming, so every single time I read T om, T est, T ye, or NA V AR on websites or slide decks, I cringe. I wish I could unsee those.
Wow, what a crappy rendering of U+202F in fixed fontage here!
Let me try without fixed.
Better.
It is so sad that we have to write about OpenT ype fonts. :)
 
I told my co-authors that if our publisher did a good job on the typesetting, that I would send our publisher a copy of Bringhurst as a Christmas present — but that if they did a poor job, I would send them two copies. :)
I sent six! :)
They worked very hard at it. It is not their fault.
But the XSLT transforms just didn’t support good enough stuff.
I see, or think I see, that the #chat-body here is "Verdana, Arial, sans-serif".
Hm, let’s see what fixed is.
Boy is that a long font set!
Consolas,Menlo,Monaco,'Lucida Console','Liberation Mono','DejaVu Sans Mono','Bitstream Vera Sans Mono','Courier New',monospace,serif
You’re trying very hard. :)
 
@Jez Use Firefox! Use Telegram!
Get rid of the Eviiile stuff.
 
Ha, all of that predates me. This code was written a while ago in web years. There's talk of rebuilding it.
 
Consolas always seems like a Portuguese 2nd-person verb for "you console" to me. :)
Like it’s a consolation prize. :)
I don’t know what would be better for chat than Verdana. I just know that it has poor support for combining characters.
Maybe the Unicode Arial would be better stuck in there, too.
 
5:40 PM
what are combining characters?
 
Even though I of course hate Arial. :)
@JohanLarsson one sec
 
one page of strange things coming up
 
Like accents that are a separate character, and yet they come above a letter, not after it.
 
Yes, that.
@JohanLarsson No, I had to turn something off in the kitchen.
 
We normally don't use them in English or French.
 
5:41 PM
Yes we do, actually.
 
Do we?
I normally don't type the accent grave as a separate character.
 
That’s a different matter.
 
Ê is a is a single character as I type it.
 
You don’t know that, technically.
 
Why not?
If I set the font to monospace...
If I press backspace...
 
5:44 PM
@Cerberus That still doesn’t matter. If I have 7 combining characters stacked up on a single grapheme base and I press ^H, all 8 go away.
NFC: That these learnèd marks one character be is but a naïve façade.
NFD: That these learnèd marks one character be is but a naïve façade.
NFC: That these learn\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER E WITH GRAVE}d marks one character be is but a na\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER I WITH DIAERESIS}ve fa\N{LATIN SMALL LETTER C WITH CEDILLA}ade.
NFD: That these learne\N{COMBINING GRAVE ACCENT}d marks one character be is but a nai\N{COMBINING DIAERESIS}ve fac\N{COMBINING CEDILLA}ade.
What’s happening is that anything that comes in gets run through NFC by your browser to better find a precomposed code point in Verdana so crap doesn’t fail so badly.
But sometimes it just fails, like with hā̃̈t and hā̃̈t.
IIRC that looks right for me and wrong for you.
For certain values of right.
 
he comes
 
hā̃̈t
hā̃̈t
hã̄̈t
hã̄̈t
@JohanLarsson heh
If you type the same thing into chat twice in a row using different code point but whose normalized forms are the same, it suppresses the second one as a duplicate.
So I am betting that Stack Exchange is normalizing. Just as well, really.
I had thought it must be happening elsewhere, but I guess not.
hǒ̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈t
Heh!
See, it cannot cope. :)
we just have to live without though.
Oh silly.
 
what is it with that pic?
 
Weird paste.
I meant the hot totem pole. :)
 
@tchrist I have never pressed ^H, but, when I press backspace, the combining characters are removed one by one, separate from the base character, aren't they?
 
6:00 PM
you are ina good mood today.
 
@Cerberus That depends on your text editor.
Try it with hǒ̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈t.
 
I wrote a mess that I can only hope is thread safe.
 
@JohanLarsson Hope was the last curse released by Pandora.
 
@tchrist Right, OK, so then "in some text editors".
@tchrist I had to press backspace like 8 times to get rid of all the diacritica.
 
In Stack Exchange chat, a "backspace" (or Control-H) is by grapheme not by code point.
 
6:01 PM
In this chat box.
 
@Cerberus WTF?
 
I swear.
 
I’m swearing, too, but not in the same way!
 
By the way, control-H opens History for me, it does not backspace anything.
 
@JohanLarsson What’s your browser and O/S? Does backspacing over the massively accented o in hǒ̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈t get the whole stack for you?
@Cerberus Oh that’s right, Microsoft usurps normal control keys. Man, do I hate that!
 
6:03 PM
Chrome & Win 7, dunno who to test
Had to backspace ~16 times to delete your pile
 
Grab my three letters of hǒ̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈t with your mouse and then paste them into the chat window. Then hit backspace a couple of times.
How can this be?
For me, it is just one per grapheme, so three for all of hǒ̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈̌̂̈t.
 
can you do it with a single?
 
Yes.
That’s how it is supposed to work.
 
you >> us
 
@tchrist Does it?
 
6:05 PM
@KurtisBeavers I thought entry in chat (and thus also editing) was handled by Stack Exchange ajax calls, not by the native platform. I must be wrong if we are getting different behaviors between Apple and Microsoft.
Or is something more subtle afoot?
 
Randy?
 
He’s fine, thank you, and has not been dancing on my keyboard these past few minutes.
I am probably going to have authenticate in Chrome to figure this out, damn it.
Ok, it’s just a <textarea> input widget. Or so they claim. I disbelieve, since it knows about @KurtisBeavers expansions when you just type @K.
 
Sauna was only temporarily broken, scary moment.
 
Oh I see, it’s a tabcomplete-container.
 
potentially painful refactoring ahead, do that or do something funner?
 
6:16 PM
@JohanLarsson I choose #2.
That chat JS is 7101 lines long pretty-printed.
 
@JohanLarsson I concur with @tchrist: When in doubt, opt for fun.
@tchrist Unsurprising. There a lot of shit going on there. I haven't looked, but I suppose it's minified and obfuscated.
Even when not in doubt, opt for fun.
 
How can there be doubt when there is fun?
 
@Robusto Not obfuscated, just stripped of whitespace.
 
@Cerberus Who you callin' a hoe?
 
Hah.
 
6:22 PM
Does hoe mean something in Dutch? Looks like a familiar vowel pairing for you folks. Excuse me, voelks.
 
@Robusto Whoe'r the shoe fits, wear it.
@Robusto Yes, it means how.
 
Well, you may be forgiven.
 
But e is actually next to w.
It feels like a typo...
 
What a funny alphabet: abcdew?
 
Whosever foot fits wears its hoe.
 
6:24 PM
It's the Dutch alphabet, silly.
 
Oh, I forgot. All made-up words.
 
Just made-up alphabets.
 
Jun 24 '11 at 15:39, by Kosmonaut
@Robusto Dutch isn't even a convincing forgery.
 
But it is true that oe is fairly common in general.
 
Dem was da good old days.
 
6:25 PM
Pronounced like English oo.
 
@Robusto Ok, maybe obfuscated: single-letter variables names and shit.
 
As in shoe.
Which is schoen.
 
@tchrist That is obfuscation. You can eventually figure it out, but that game is decidedly not worth the candle.
 
Right.
 
@Cerberus Yes. And boer => boor.
 
6:26 PM
Ding!
Vloer = floor.
Etc.
 
 103         if (f.expires && ("number" == typeof f.expires || f.expires.toUTCString)) "number" == typeof f.expires ? (a = new Date, a.setTime(a.     getTime() + 864E5 * f.expires)) : a = f.expires, a = "; expires=" + a.toUTCString();
864E5, haw!
 
Dutch trumpets go toet toet!
 
Good luck with that one tomorrow!
 
They do!
And the verb is toeteren.
Also used for honking.
 
Tomorrow 86400 is wrong. Have a nice day, and short.
 
6:27 PM
Sounds just like English.
A nonsense language.
 
@tchrist I wonder why they don't just do Object.prototype.toString.call(f.expires) to find out what f.expires really is.
 
Oh joy: u.on($.browser.opera ? "keypress" : "keydown", function(a) {
Oh crap, they are using regexes in Javascript with word classes. That doesn’t work with Unicode unless they’ve loaded up XRegExp or some such.
 
Wolves are back in Holland!
 
@Cerberus Don't go out in your woelen fleece.
 
Hah.
Wool = wol.
 
6:32 PM
@Cerberus Huh??
 
The last wolf was spotted 150 years ago.
Or some say one was spotted in 1897.
What is there to huh?
 
Where did it come from?
 
I do not know.
From Germany, most probably.
 
We have plenty of Cantis latrans we can send you instead of Canis lupus if you would prefer.
 
Barking to the sung?
 
6:35 PM
It should have been Canis latronis.
 
We already have a canis latrans.
 
Canis is the dog genus.
@Cerberus I can send you more. :)
 
@tchrist But I am not a cleptomaniac!
 
Then where did you steal that wolf from?
 
@tchrist canTis
 
6:37 PM
@Cerberus I didn’t say cano.
 
You said cantis.
 
Oh, so I did. Hah.
Dumb fingers.
 
Hence "sung".
 
I merely lured my buddy over from Germany.
So it was exstirpated in Lapland, huh?
 
6:39 PM
I knew about Poland, not Germany.
 
The wolf is spreading again in Europe, so that may be comparatively recent.
Spreading, is that proper to say of animals?
 
Yes.
 
Right.
 
Apparently the Dutch are concerned: note captioning. :)
The city of Boulder had its first river otter return last spring in more than a hundred years.
 
Concerned?
 
6:42 PM
Just kidding.
 
Congratulations on your otter.
I think we have otters.
I did wonder about the Dutch.
 
Lutrine.
 
@tchrist "Goddammit! Sunuvabitch! Hope!"
(I stubbed my toe)
@tchrist what happened to them all?
 
@Mitch They are shy, so not particularly urban.
 
A hundred years ago Boulder was probably pretty tiny
 
6:46 PM
But long ago they would have trapped for fur.
 
Oh
 
I got suspended in the math room for mentioning boobs.
 
A hundred years ago Boulder was probably then a soon to be abandoned trapper's hut
@ABeautifulMind Dude, don't mention boobs in the math room. That's the second rule of math room.
but also goes to check out math room prudes
 
Didn't you guys see the flag? Maybe it was a secret mod...
 
Eleventy-one years ago.
 
6:50 PM
Wow, that's well established. I point out the striking absence of otters. Also wolves
 
For our semi-centennial in 1909:
Now and then:
 
@ABeautifulMind Hmmm.. so the offending message is deleted? Was it before or after chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/36?m=20422821#20422821
 
@Mitch I said draw two circles around two points like boobs.
 
Boobs don’t draw circles.
 
Oh... a little juvenile I suppose
@tchrist flagged as sexist. no mention of moobs
 
6:59 PM
A big juvenile is still a kid.
 
Jud Apatow - still kidding
 

« first day (1577 days earlier)      last day (3352 days later) »