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15:00
Be back later. Going to play. (You may not see me again for a few days now)
crushed with disappointment
Bet you say that to all the minors.
@KitFox Aww, I'm kidding. I'll be back in an hour or two (since I don't have a life of my own either)
woa! we're still in here?
awesome!
Sort of ;-)
15:06
13 mins ago, by Zirak
Actually, this is a well designed mission that was aborted due to short attention span.
why is it awesome?
Point proven
@JohanLarsson am I the first to tell you that your name makes me think of Nicky Larson?
15:07
the others were just shy then.
... who is Nicky Larson?
Hi strangers.
Hi strangerer
in JavaScript Language & Usage on Stack Overflow Chat, 23 secs ago, by SO ChatBot
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
15:09
@MattЭллен That's a good description of @BadgerGirl ... she's definitely strangerer(er?)
I have a starred typo once again, fail++ :D
@RyanKinal Since you made an interaction with me, can I add you on facebook now?
!!/karma fail
@BadgerGirl Sure
@KendallFrey Deprecated command (will be removed in aprrox. 4 days). If you have any objections, comment here
15:09
meh
@RyanKinal Done.
the User Experience chat is also quite enlightening
we should go there next week
you'll wait a whole week?
I REALLY WISH the SE site chats and the SO site chats were both combined. I hate having two tabs open for chats
but they're ripe for the picking now!
15:11
is the js room broken?
@JohanLarsson Only because its regulars are broken
in JavaScript Language & Usage on Stack Overflow Chat, 25 mins ago, by dievardump
@rlemon: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/reasons-everything-is-way-better-in-canada
/sharing
You could just use the sidebar instead of keeping tabs open.
@KitFox the sidebar doesn't x-domain
which is what i'm complaining about
SO chats in one tab, SE chats in another :(
15:12
@rlemon Wanna bet you won't remember?
@KitFox SO has its own chat site entirely
@Zirak I made a post-it note
Make a post-it note to check other post-it notes
squints
Could've sworn I had those working together.
You don't want to know how I first read that.
15:14
Squirts? Hardly a stretch.
Hardly.
Kendall is 19 with the comedic genius of a 9 year old.
Ohai @Johan.
Ah kerning
@rlemon You should complain in meta.
15:15
@rlemon Wrong.
@canon it's been complained about before
@KitFox hej räv
@KendallFrey still only 18?
@JohanLarsson And how are you, my Scandinavian demigod?
Who ate just the sprinkles from all of my doughnuts?
15:16
Yep. No booze for me.
Except in Quebec.
@Zirak You did.
in JavaScript Language & Usage on Stack Overflow Chat, 19 hours ago, by rlemon
Ok, so tomorrow (15/05/2013) when you join the JS room also join the English Language & Usage room. After about 15-20 users I think it'll get really funny.
I see
We're funny without them.
@rlemon happy with the outcome?
15:17
funnier, some might say
It doesn't get funny; it is funny.
N00bs. rolls eyes
lol
retrieves rolled eyes
I think I need some coffee. Then, vulvas.
Ask Ubuntu General room invaded here before iirc and it was interesting.
15:17
snake eyes!
Fox. I'm a fox.
Dealer wins
@KitFox demigod means < average C# grinder right?
Player loses $10
@JohanLarsson Aww. No, of course not.
brb, need to reload chat.
15:19
yeah afk for a while got to walk puppy
@KitFox Yeah, I need some vulvas as well...
you guys chat about phones! You'll fit right in with @Cerberus and @Mr Shiny and New
Mine died on Thursday. Two different stores failed me on Saturday (computer issues, and upgrade issues). So I ordered online and have been phoneless for about 5 days.
must be a nice experience
Build one out of a Raspberry Pi.
15:23
@BadgerGirl Yeah. Because that's something I want to spend time doing.
@MattЭллен They make me ashamed to be writing Javascript. hangs head
@RyanKinal yeah. you're right. it'd make more sense to just use arduinos
@Robusto Dude! You should come hang out with us.
@Robusto they're only young. they'll grow
So we can make fun of help you with your code.
15:24
@RyanKinal I would, but I need closure.
That's a Javascript joke.
@Robusto No, no, not closure. You're thinking of how to end a filibuster.
a swift kick to the balls?
No, no, not cloture. You're thinking of a person who deals in clothing.
that doesn't sound the same
@Robusto Ba-dum-tss
15:25
@KitFox Fuck your faster-than-mine typing.
Speaking of fucking, about the vulvas...
@KitFox No, no, not couturier. You're thinking of that other word for clique.
so we all had vulvas?
@KitFox Is there anyone you don't talk about vulvas with?
15:26
@Robusto No.
@Robusto Come visit us. We have a bot which only sometimes questions your sexuality.
no no, not vulvas. you're thinking of that car manufacturer
@MattЭллен Apparently, because we were having an art party, and everyone was drawing pictures of their vulvas.
Vulvas are cool, but I think having the use of one is better than having one.
@KitFox classy
15:28
So Matt was there as himself, but wearing a steel orc head helmet with the face plate up.
@MattЭллен No. The Vulva is a line of Swedish cars for women.
@KitFox excellent. I like this dream already
Yours was electric green.
@Robusto rimshot
@ManishEarth I'm not sure what the point of owning a room is anyway. Now, pwning a room is different, but that I do anyway.
15:29
They use the female symbol instead of the male one Volvo used (but abandoned a while ago when they found mostly women were driving their cars).
MετάEd had his hair pulled back and was carving his out of a pumpkin.
@Zirak What good is a bot that doesn't question your sexuality all the time?
That's a different bot
@Robusto There's downtime, so you have a while to rebuild your confidence and self-image, only to have it crushed again. The impact and lasting emotional damage is greater this way.
Trust me, I'm a smiley.
Cerb somehow managed to use his paws to paint his, which was, naturally, trifurcated (and in black-and-white, like a proper inkblot).
@Zirak You get emotional damage from questioning your sexuality?
15:31
@KitFox What? @Cerb painted his vulva?
Kids these days.
@Robusto In my dream, yes.
@Robusto there's violence in Breaking Bad? Man, I must get around to watching Season V pronto. Seasons I–IV are just family drama.
@RegDwighт Stop trying to provoke me.
I am the one who provokes.
@KitFox Did I say "question your sexuality"? I meant "kills your family then burns your house down, all the while peeing on your parents' grave"
Typo
15:33
@RegDwighт No, not provoke. You're thinking of an Italian cheese.
Rob's was a beautiful glass butterfly that he made with a flute. How's that for Freudian?
@Robusto oh but I always do.
I never saw Reg's because he hadn't finished sorting his LEGO by the time the stylist arrived to cut my hair while we watched horror movies.
Aedia's was an actual orchid.
@Zirak Oh is that all?
You're trying to Italian cheese me.
@OctavianDamiean that plan is neither new, nor strategical. You also never said a hilarious thing, so you failed at executing it. Unless by "executing" you mean putting it to rest.
15:36
No, no, not provolone. You're thinking of that place in Utah.
Europe?
Yeah, you can just sit back down and watch for a while.
you have made a fan.
I already told you. It's a trap.
And I've shown you a cat stuck inside a suit case.
15:40
Oh crap. Someone said we are cool. Now we're not cool no more.
@RegDwighт It's your fault for pointing it out.
try {
   ELaU();
} catch ( addiction ) {
   // do nothing
}
Roranges and rlemons, spake the bells of St. Clement's.
try {
   ELaU();
} catch ( addiction ) {
   // do nothing
} finally {
  // go jerk off, which is more fun than doing nothing
}
do not try; jerk off
15:41
no finally in js :(
@Robusto ... but you left that commented out...
For comparative literature:
in JavaScript Language & Usage on Stack Overflow Chat, 1 hour ago, by Kevin Murphy
is it bad i haven't had a solid poop in two months?
@RegDwighт You owe me three fartings, say the balls of St. Martin.
:sigh:
@Robusto funny, they always asked for five from me.
15:42
LOL Zirak like you are one to comment on that kinda posting ;)
@RegDwighт They're a good judge of fartability, I guess.
@rlemon Liar
What is this, a Jasper invasion? Keep your intestines to yourself. They are not outestines for a reason.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 The code is up on JSFiddle somewhere.
15:43
This room is for penises and balrogs. Not for poop. Never has been, never will.
@KitFox Not that elaborate after all.
Jasper's like a hydra. he killed his own account and a bunch more took its place.
I'm surprised there wasn't more discussion about the vulvas.
I thought it was an interesting dream.
@RegDwighт That is not in the try statement. Code in finally blocks always gets executed.
15:44
Apr 19 at 15:39, by RegDwighт
user image
@KitFox If I had a vulva I would let you paint it.
@Robusto Aww, thanks.
Ohh there are so few in here.
@RegDwighт so we should work on that?
15:45
@Robusto Wouldn't that just get rather uncomfortable?
@rlemon that's back to reading comprehension class for you.
What are y'all talking about?
@AndrewLeach How would I know?
I mostly get out-there pings.
@Cerberus Hopefully about some Latin.
15:46
Vulvas and poop.
@RegDwighт Yay!
@Zirak Thanks.
At least one is Latin.
@Robusto I suppose there's only one way to find out...
Besides, I am sure Kit would be careful and would pay special attention to getting me off.
@RegDwighт they gave me a diploma - reading is for chumps
@KitFox I thought it was interesting that cerb's was trifurcated.
15:47
@rlemon you only think it's a diploma because you can't read what it really says.
Getting you off?
I didn't know that was a property of three-headed dogs.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Me too. And Rorschach-like.
Satur ventur non studit libentur. Discuss.
Have you all gone mad? Wait, you already were.
15:47
@RegDwighт Libenter! Venter! Ter!
totes legits
@Cerberus no, we are being overrun by people who are too comprehensible.
@RegDwighт Those people would appear insane next to you guys.
15:48
4 hours ago, by KitFox
I was thinking that maybe I should call my girlfriend and tell her I need to do some research because I can't at all remember how to um. You know.
I think I will just switch to Dutch. Or Russian.
For SCIENCE!
Do it!
Да, for science.
Ja, indeed.
15:48
Except we're not really together anymore.
Yeah maybe I fought
once thought I was saved
But all I wanna do is get off
and feel it for a minute like the real thing baby
I guess, I already forgot, what I thought I would say
But all i wanna do is get off
I feel it, I feel it, I feel it babe!
Экшуалли ай гот ту коммьют сун.
@rlemon haha, that reminds me, my daughter this morning said she doesn't want to be a teacher when she grows up, just a face-painter, because otherwise she'd have to go to two schools: teacher's college and face-painting school.
lol
nice
@RegDwighт Bai.
15:49
I think Germanic and Slavic have a common feel to it, what do you think?
@Robusto Тнкс.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 tell her she can go to both, then be a face painting teacher! best of both worlds!
@RegDwighт CU
Whereas Italic and Greek seem to be more alike.
Okay, I need to buy groceries.
Bai!
Вау, so many people here fluent in Russian. You're really fast, guys.
15:50
Later.
@KitFox You forgot how to masturbate? Yeah, the problem is, nobody can really help with that. Because if you have someone help it's not really masturbation.
@rlemon yeah, I told her she could paint her students' faces but that's when she said she didn't want to go to two schools
@Robusto Uh, what?
@Robusto No, I forgot how to have sex with a woman.
Masturbation is like falling off a bike.
@Robusto someone could still provide tips or advice.
15:51
@KitFox 1: take woman 2: have sex 3: profit.
@Robusto I think you don't know how masturbation works. I'm not going to explain.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 ha, well convince her the arts and crafts portion of teachers college does face painting! (it's for the kindergarten bootcamp program)
@KitFox Except way more fun.
True, true.
Suffice it to say that it describes an action that can be carried out by you or a partner.
15:51
Yeah, that's a poor analogy. It's like comparing masturbation to falling off a bike.
But the whole vulva painting thing came up because step 1 in the learn to masturbate class is "examine your vulva and draw a picture of it."
@rlemon I'm sure this face-painting thing is just a phase. she used to want to be a firefighter.
4 hours ago, by KitFox
I'll sum it up by sharing that in this book I'm reading, one of the exercises is to draw a nice picture of my vulva, which I am really not going to do.
@KitFox thats easy.
Hence that message.
15:52
1) convince woman to have sex with you
2) get naked
3) ignore her laughter
4) last more than 48 seconds
5) cry into the pillow so she doesn't see
6) tell her you had a very nice time! pay your bill, then call her a cab.
at least thats my routine
Wow. I don't know who to feel worse for, you or her.
@KitFox yeah, that's the same type of people who when teaching you to play piano will tell you to go read Ionesco first. Ensuring that you don't learn a damn thing, and certainly not the one you're paying for.
she only complains when I deflate her
Ouvert et haut !
@KitFox Just do unto others as you would have others do unto you. Simple. Even Jesus could figure that one out and he wasn't even a lesbian.
That's not a song I know.
And I have watched your entire Best-Of list.
@RegDwighт it's on there
@rlemon I have though about what to say after, think 'sorry' would be interesting :D
Hm. Then I move that that's not a song I remember.
@Robusto Yeah, no, that's actually not very good advice, but thanks.
15:55
Abierto y alto.
@KitFox Why not good?
@JohanLarsson "Sooo... <wipe away tears and force a smile> we're still on for next friday?"
@Robusto Because different women like different things.
Same as men.
but +1 for crying!
@JohanLarsson Shows you're sensitive.
15:56
@KitFox Yeah, well. Work it out, grasshopper.
@Robusto And where am I going to find the time and woman to do that?
sulks
@KitFox Not same as men. As Louis CK points out, a woman can decide not to have sex while she's having sex. That is so different from men that you might as well be a different species.
@KitFox just do whan men do. mimic porn until she calls you weird and makes you stop.
@KitFox I like to think of it as just a random strange thing to do :D
Men have it rough, thinking they need to be like porn stars.
15:58
only insecure men
@KitFox I'm saying experiment with grasshoppers first maybe.
I'm perfectly content
@Robusto Oh! Oh.
I am a porn star.
so alls good for me
I drive an economy car... I pretty much have to be ok with my penis.
15:58
Why is everyone in porn considered a star? Seriously, that's title inflation if I ever heard it.
That's a question here!
how else do you convince people to get naked on camera?
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Q: Why is anyone in a porn movie considered a porn star?

Evik JamesRecently, the media made a big deal about Charlie Sheen dating a porn star. It seems that anyone who is in a porn movie is referred to as a porn star. The same is not true of anyone in a normal movie. Everyone in a normal movie isn't a movie star. Everyone in a rock band is certainly not a rock s...

@Robusto most of the women were named "star" so... ???
@Robusto everything's inflated in porn
15:59
@KitFox I ask if it is ok that I read a book while grinding sometimes
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 You're forgetting about midget porn.
@JohanLarsson That boring?
@Robusto "forgetting" is probably the wrong word

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