@KitFox I love the pit of fans. They look like a sacrifice

SABAM makes me almost as angry as GEMA, but SABAM is so very...Belgian. So they're funny.

A euphemism for "so nothing of value that even we're aware, and we are porn people, not musicians".

I see.

We are porn people.

Yes, with the biggest tits after the English and the Danish.

Are we?

Uh what?

Don't tell me you haven't read the entire transcript again.

I read the entire transcript every day, as you know I have done every day, but you also know I forget immediately.

Well at least you haven't forgotten that I know that.

A guess.

Bluff.

gets brain massage again

@Cerberus Hmm?

Gotta go, later.

@MattЭллен That's so good it should have been mine.

@Mahnax This, I think.

glad you like it :D

@Mahnax Hmm-hmm.

It may be that the plot was partly staged by the FBI.

@KitFox Ah, merci.

I have not read the news yet today, alas.

The fact that the terrorists had been tracked for a year points in that direction...

It is a sad day when "Terrorist Plot Foiled!" makes people suspicious of the government and media, instead of just glad.

poof

@JSBձոգչ on second thought I don't think I have(?) ASMR. I think my response to music is just the normal response.

I think I will try to get the boys to try quesadillas tonight.

wonders if the screws in the ceiling have always been this obvious

@KitFox Screw it: go for margaritas. They'll sleep better.

They definitely would not drink margaritas.

The need more training.

*They

touches Kit's things, leaving telltale yellow crumbs about

experiences brain tingling

Having margaritas yet?

:D

Hola, @M'Ed.

Yum. Salt.

Hola.

passes gas

@MετάEd I'm such a sucker for episodes like that.

@KitFox No, no, not a sucker. You're thinking of that filthy thing.

No, no, not mucker. You're thinking of the one who gave birth to you.

"Based on the pseudoscience of reflexology, we can make ourselves exponentially faster."

@KitFox Good one. I was thinking of lucre. Oh, and not mother. You're thinking of what Pooh says.

We have both “coquettes vs zucchini” and “courgettes vs flirts” on the home page. Seems like those should be merged.

For people who wish to flirt with their zucchini without resorting to French.

@tchrist Not coquettes. Not courgettes. You're thinking of those things you wear around your throat when you are vs. zucchini and flirts.

> Modeling scouts—known for weighing young girls in public like cattle and targeting down-and-out families, but perhaps not for exploiting the life-threatening delusions of sick teenagers—were gathering—in the plural, so more than one person thought this was okay—outside of Sweden’s largest eating disorder clinic. They were there to recruit anorexic girls to their agencies, because where else would you search for perilously skinny young women who are unlikely to put on weight?

> “People have stood outside our clinic and tried to pick up our girls because they know they are very thin.”

@MετάEd no, no, not bother. You're thinking of that sewing machine brand.

Half life, Assassin's Creed, or Pikmin? Decisions, decisions.

Rum and coke. Good idea.

Also, I actually lost a supporter. That's technically not possible unless they remove a user. So someone misbehaved or something. A pity!

And with that, it's goodnight from me.