Mar 24 at 13:06, by
Robusto OK, here it is for the hearing-impaired: ""Women can do anything men can do...except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, tipping, fishing, being funny on purpose, reading a map, running the country, inventing anything important or just being generally fun to hang out with. Don't get me wrong, I love women...they should just drink from a separate water fountain." --Daniel Tosh