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16:00
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Next thing you're saying people with spotted fur are inferior.
not spotted, but certainly people with snakes for fur...
Although I guess the Orcus is below the earth.
@MattЭллен !
@Cerberus If someone has brown skin and I imply that the colour will come off, that's just being silly. If I imply that they're going to get the nutella jar dirty because their hands are always full of fried-chicken grease, that's being racist. Perhaps in an ironic way? but at least referring to the stereotype.
I'm not going to say anything about people with a colour complementary to red...
16:01
@Robusto Is he purple, and he eats people? Or does he just eat purple people?
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 What does fried-chicken grease have to do with black people?
@Cerberus what do you have against the cyanese?
@Cerberus The stereotype in America is that they only eat fried chicken (like KFC)
Implying that the colour will come off could be used in a racist way too. It's all about context, as always.
Oh, I see.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Impossible to tell. Probably both. You are what you eat, after all.
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16:02
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 My favourite fast food!
@MattЭллен Umm no, I meant complementary to magenta.
"Red" in vulgar speech.
@Robusto Ah, he eats purple people : youtube.com/…
@Cerberus I see. I see how it is.
Great.
I do agree, however, that making jokes about skin colour etc. may call attention to someone's race at inappropriate moments.
And it certainly shouldn't be done too frequently.
Or it gets very annoying, just as with any other joke referring to some personal characteristic, actually.
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I think annoying is a very annoying word.
16:06
For example, my left ear is as good as deaf.
I don't mind when people make jokes about it, and it is not a sensitive topic.
But it gets annoying when the joke isn't all that funny and it is the so-manieth.
yeah
people like to make jokes about my food allergies
Haha.
@Cerberus You don’t mind because they’re standing to your left. I have the same issue. :)
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 What are you allergic to?
You do?
I had no idea!
16:07
Yes, alas.
Left ear as well?
I don’t hear very well out of my left ear.
@JacobBlack peanuts
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I prefer people to walk on my left.
Childhood ear infections caused too much scar tissue.
16:08
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I will try to squeeze one in when I think of it.
wow, my left ear has been acting up for a few weeks, it's less sensitive now. I feel like we could start a club.
It means I am often confused about sound directionality.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Yay!
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 So what happens if you eat peanuts?
@JacobBlack another friend of mine used to be like that. I think she's over it now.
now she just hates balloons
16:09
@Cerberus The "stab you in the hear with your epipen if you have a reaction" is the most annoying one. Because not everyone knows how to use an epipen so don't fucking joke about it, or else in an emergency someone might accidentally kill me.
@JacobBlack noisome
Yeah, I can't really hear directions, and I can't very well hear someone speaking at my left if there is a lot of noise.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Umm huh?
@JacobBlack anaphylaxis.
I don't even know what an epi-pen(?) is.
And epipen is yclept . . . ?
16:10
a pen shaped thing for injecting epinefrine
@Cerberus an epinepherine auto-injector. It's used to treat people who are in anaphylaxis.
Ah OK.
It is basically a shot of adrenaline
Oh god.
it must be injected into a large muscle. like your leg.
16:10
You mean an epi-pen.
You have to use the hy-phen. :)
Why might someone kill you by pricking you in the posterior?
suppresses
because it won't have the desired effect
@Cerberus oh, meant to spell "heart"
Oh!
I thought you meant "rear".
Haha.
A dirty mind...
16:11
I thought he mean ear
Really?
because I have a simple mind
because too many people saw the movie "The Rock" where that guy stabs a needle into his heart. Or Pulp Fiction. or whatever.
@Cerberus a hear
As I always say, movies are bad for you.
@MattЭллен I hear you not.
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16:12
@Cerberus Except good movies.
Except for those.
@Cerberus I'm typing from international distances. it's understandable
So they joke about what they would do. But trying to stab an EpiPen® into someone's heart will not work at all, and could cause severe problems.
The signal gets lost across the Channel?
interference from seagulls
16:13
Perhaps it is time you bought a €-1000 HDMI cable!
to improve my SNR by 100%
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I really don't think anybody would actually try that...
Okay, I need to buy a gas bottle for my crème-brûlée burner.
@Cerberus I don't know. But I do know that most people have zero idea about how it works. Literally zero. Less than zero: what they do know is probably wrong.
The only time I've had to inject someone I followed the provided instructions very very carefully
I have literally zero idea.
16:15
but it wasn't an epi-pen
I would ask someone else, or dial 112.
it was a regular syringe
So I get annoyed when people make jokes about what the proper procedure is for saving my life. Better just shut the fuck up so that nobody gets the wrong idea, mkay? Thanks.
Mkay.
Also it's boring hearing that same joke a hundred times. Like every Friday when we'd go out for lunch at work. EVERY. FRICKEN. FRIDAY.
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16:16
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 You mean you don't go out for lunch on other days?
No, he means that on other days he has chicken not fricken.
most of us bring lunch from home
I should say "brought" because the office closed and everyone works from their home now, so, the normal procedures no longer apply.
@JacobBlack:Hi
"Why are you making noise?" or "Why you are making noise?"?
Which one is correct?
user19161
Why are you making noise?
user19161
16:22
He wanted to find out why you are making noise.
user19161
Compare the two sentences above.
2 hours ago, by Mr. Shiny and New 安宇
@Sudhir "Why are you making noise"
What about "Why you are making noise?"
user19161
@Sudhir Wrong.
Why?
user19161
16:23
Just because.
Could you please elaborate?
user19161
Well, I don't know what else to say, I am not a grammarian.
spreads protective garlic around the room
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Q: "Let's see how can we do this"?

Terry LiI'm reading the C++ boost library and the following sentence drew my attention: Once the two steps have been successfully completed, the process can start writing to and reading from the address space to send to and receive data from other processes. Now, let's see how can we do this us...

this sort of explains inversion of subject and verb in questions
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In fact, this question has been asked many times on this site in various forms.
16:29
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Q: "Where am I?" vs. "Where I am?"

Magnetic_dudWhich is more correct to say in a question? (For example a guy that wakes up in a train) "Where am I?" or "Where I am?"

threre's a more appropriate one
@MattЭллен: For me?
user19161
To answer why, one must ask the question: What is the meaning of "why"?
@Sudhir yeah
Hi
@JacobBlack why?
16:30
Hi @JacobBlack
Nice nickname.
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@Noah Hi, still waiting for your ark!
you're on team Jacob, then @Noah?
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I'm on the Ellen show, lol.
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I like the dance they do at the start of the show.
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16:32
I think Anna Lear looks like Ellen, lol.
I don't know it
@JacobBlack Can't trust people who are disguised.
@MattЭллен YOU dont know what?
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@Noah Well, I am the only one who talks about your ark, haha!
@Noah the dance they do at the beginning of the Ellen show
@JacobBlack Right. Seem like a sneaker. LOL
16:33
@MattЭллен:if there had been a comma, and an exclamation mark instead of question mark, like this:

Why, you are making noise!
@MattЭллен Cant dance.
LOL
Then, it'd mean that the speaker is implying that the person was found making noise
@Sudhir Only the last part would imply that.
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@Sudhir Yeah, that is not a question but a remark!
16:34
But you wouldnt say why in that case.
What's so-called "inversion" of the subject with the auxiliary verb?
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 How are you my Canadian fella?
you could say why, it can be used as an exclamitive interjection
@Noah why, I'm fine!
16:35
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Can you?
user19161
Look up "why".
@Noah yes. It's not a question word, it's an interjection, in that case.
user19161
The dictionary teaches one more things than expected.
> We are glad to announce_our PMP® Bootcamp with Moneyback_Guarantee Exam Prep Workshops in your City.
Hey! I don't need to learn how to be a pimp!
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Okay
16:36
@JacobBlack one more thing, FTFY
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 one as a pronoun, not a number
@MattЭллен whoosh!
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I had to google FTFY, LOL.
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Oh!
16:37
What does FTFY mean?
Wiki failed to turnup anything.
@JacobBlack when you do, post the result here.
@Noah Fixed That For You.
found that flying yak
oh, yeah, that too
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@Noah fixed that for you, QED
@Robusto thanks.
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Jinx.
16:38
@JacobBlack QED?
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@Noah NVM
@MattЭллен *fucked
What does QED mean?
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OMG
In Latin, QED means "Jasper strikes again" ...
16:39
Me, I always thought it meant “fucked that fucker yesterday”.
abbreviation
• quantum electrodynamics.
• quod erat demonstrandum.
Doenst make any sense to throw physics in here.
Quantum Electrodynamics is the best bet here.
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LOL
@JacobBlack What does "lol" mean? Would it be the same if you wrote "hah!" or ":)", or does it just mean that you’re done with the sentence?
@JacobBlack Jasper who is Jacob Black?
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16:40
@Noah Did you do a google search?
No, I didnt.
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@tchrist It means "rhotic", lol.
I know William Blake.
But I know there's a difference between the two names.
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@Noah I don't know who that is.
Now you will know who that is.
Just wait for a few seconds. It's loading.
Sucks when the loader is taking forever.
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16:43
@Noah Hmm, now I vaguely recall something about his poems.
This angry fella is William Blake.
Try him.
How can I try him?
@Noah reprise instantanée!
Do you want me to chop his head into a million peices or what?
Dont know this fellas name?
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Do you want me to Bing that?
16:46
At the round earth’s imagined corners blow
Your trumpets, angels, and arise, arise
From death, you numberless infinities
Of souls, and to your scattered bodies go;
All whom the flood did, and fire shall o’erthrow,
All whom war, death, age, agues, tyrannies,
Despair, law, chance hath slain, and you, whose eyes
Shall behold God, and never taste death’s woe.
@Noah no? or maybe yes? or maybe no.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Okay. Will try to answer the three of them.
But give me a year before I even try them.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 What does it mean when a lady tells you that she can't live without you?
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in Mathematics, 10 mins ago, by skullpatrol
@JacobBlack A Cowboy rides into town on Friday and stays 3 days, and then leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
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Maybe you guys have heard this riddle before.
Death, be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so;
For those, whom thou think’st thou dost overthrow,
Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
@JacobBlack Duh.
Never heard it, but it is pathetically obvioso, hombre.
16:51
@JacobBlack He rides for the rest of the days.
@Noah It means she needs your kidney.
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@Noah No, the name of the horse is?
@tchrist Which kidney?
Silver is normally used for such things, Tonto.
@Noah Left.
@tchrist That sucks. I thought she needed something else. Can't give her my kidney- not even the left one.
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16:53
@Noah Did someone tell you that?
If he wrung from me a tear, I brined it so
 With scorn and shame, that him it nourish'd not ;
     If he suck'd hers, I let him know
     'Twas not a tear which he had got ;
 His drink was counterfeit, as was his meat ;
 For eyes, which roll towards all, weep not, but sweat.
@JacobBlack Do you want me to disclose everything here?
Please, do not disrobe.
@tchrist LOL
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@Noah Well, you can say whatever you want to.
16:55
@JacobBlack Okay, yeah someone did.
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@Noah OMG! Are you getting married soon?
 I never stoop'd so low, as they
 Which on an eye, cheek, lip, can prey ;
     Seldom to them which soar no higher
     Than virtue, or the mind to admire.
 For sense and understanding may
     Know what gives fuel to their fire ;
 My love, though silly, is more brave ;
 For may I miss, whene'er I crave,
 If I know yet what I would have.
@JacobBlack Yeah, before I even turn 18, lol?
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@Noah Well, not many girls that age would say such a thing.
16:57
@tchrist Are you Donne yet?
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Hey @skull I quoted your riddle.
@JacobBlack Not many is not ALL.
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@Noah Well, do you like her?
@JacobBlack Great.
@JacobBlack Not really. But she likes me. It's a one way road.
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16:58
@Noah Then that's complicated.
To love and grief tribute of verse belongs,
     But not of such as pleases when 'tis read.
 Both are increasèd by such songs,
     For both their triumphs so are published,
 And I, which was two fools, do so grow three.
 Who are a little wise, the best fools be.
That's why I asked you, marriage counselor?
I keep giving you marriage advice, but you keeping ignoring it.
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@Noah Well, you should ask yourself whether you like her or not, and then tell her the truth.
@tchrist No, I keep reading those. But they are kind of hard to follow.
@JacobBlack Okay. Will see about that...
17:04
@Noah Perhaps you should avail yourself of the entire collection then, not just excerpts.
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@Noah Well, you are a lucky chap. Not many people will get to hear someone say "I can't live without you", lol.
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Maybe she has been hearing too many Mariah Carey songs...
@JacobBlack I know that.
LOL
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That's a nice song by the way.
@tchrist Thanks.
@JacobBlack Which one?
Send me the link, will you?
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17:06
@Noah Can't live without you.
Okay, found it.
Playing it.
Sep 17 '12 at 19:28, by ЯegDwight
@DavidWallace No U2 in this chat, with or without R.
17:26
@KitFox He is no longer on this site, right?
Yes, that's right.
17:39
@KitFox NO UR 2
raises eyebrow
you are to?
18:13
I wonder how long it would take me to re-write everything with a new schema.
I got flagged one time for posting this in the Math room :(
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sensitive or what?
throws flag
I see sensitivity is not restricted to the Queen of Science :)
throws another flag
I'm trying not to grin. My project lead just got a smackdown.
Well if you consider "This is regrettable news, as access to this data was one of our 'selling points.'" to be a smackdown.
Which I do.
18:45
Nice.
@skullpatrol This is a very good point.
@Cerberus Indeed.
> Experience is a harsh teacher. It gives the exam first and then the lesson.
@Robusto Who said that?
I dunno.
@Robusto I come into "English Language and Usage", and the first message I read says the word "dunno". I suppose that's as good an introduction to the room as any.
18:49
shrug
What's wrong with "dunno"?
Ain't gonna get no better neither.
And are you related to cornbread ninja?
@Robusto sez u.
@KitFox Not at all.
18:49
@ShotgunNinja you're lucky we're speaking English and not, say, Chinese or Russian or German or Italian
@KitFox i no rite
totes
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Or Japanese.
Come on, we speak Latin more than Italian in here.
@ShotgunNinja it's possible. We don't see as much japanese as we do those others. depends on who's here
18:51
So @Mr.Shiny oooooh, my project lead is in trouble! ♫ ♪
Well, perhaps my presence here will allow me to grow more diverse in the usage of languages related to expression of thoughts and ideas between humans.
rubs hands together
@KitFox yeah I saw
giggles quietly
I'm already fairly well-educated in the subject of computer programming and information markup languages.
18:51
time for you to whip out some trick to make yourself look good to the higher-ups
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Do ninjas use shotguns these days?
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Trouble is, it's going to be my trouble.
@JacobBlack Not often; I like to stand out from the crowd.
Like Wink.
@JacobBlack only silent shotguns are ninja-rated
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 My shotgun is in my underwear...
@JacobBlack That's a good way to shoot your nuts off
This is why we can't have anything nice.
@KitFox Including usernames?
Um, yeah, sure. That too.
18:53
If I'd wanted a nice username I'd be Mr. Shiny and Nice.
cries, runs into bedroom and slams door
I have a nice, generic-sounding gamer's username, and everyone seems to want to find deeper meaning in it.
slides chocolate bar under door there, there
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Whoa, whoa, did you bring enough for everyone?
om nom nom
moar plz
I'm troubled. There's big doings at work.
I think the big boss is in trouble too.
18:54
@ShotgunNinja I only keep one emergency chocolate bar on hand, sorry
@KitFox I read "there's big dongs at work"
@KitFox Oh my. In what industry or field do you work?
snerkle
That's true in some respects.
Also, @ctype.h, nice username.
pssht Header files. Like they contain anything of substance.
@ShotgunNinja Educational research.
@ShotgunNinja 日本語で書きましょうか?
18:59
谢谢说中文。
私はGoogleの翻訳に頼ることなく、非常に書き込むことはできません。
没有人会懂日本华。

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