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2:00 PM
Them likes bananas.
@kiamlaluno Yes, that's a communist squirrel, that's why.
 
Funny. I didn't know I'd already written three theses on this website, while I am still struggling with a single one elsewhere.
 
@Cerberus I'll let you in on a secret: those stats don't even include chat.
 
@Reg: Arg!
Actually I have written ten theses on this website, excluding chat. This sucks.
 
And all you got was a firefox kitten.
 
The boobs one? That really stuck with you, eh.
 
2:04 PM
You should know by now that everything sticks with me.
2 days ago, by Robusto
@JSBangs — He sees every sparrow that falls.
 
I suppose I'd expected that you'd already seen it before...
 
@Cerberus Nobody said I hadn't.
 
The sad thing is that I am starting to remember your quoted lines.
 
@Cerberus I could quote a few you certainly don't remember.
 
@Reg: But a body did so suggest!
@Reg: Let's keep the past the past!
I am still pondering the "and what should she see?" question.
"Should" would rank high in an SS contest.
 
2:07 PM
See, that's why you can't have nice things like theses.
 
Semantic Satiation, not the German variant.
Arg! True!
 
@Cerberus — Whoa, let's not bring the SS into this.
Besides, I think the SS would use "must" not "should" ... just sayin' ...
 
@Rob: I know, it is a pretty evil thing...
 
Everything that is not forbidden is compulsory!
 
The best recipe for a strong, healthy race! Right?
 
2:18 PM
"Or maybe it's compulsory — a compulsory show!" — Luciano Berio, Sinfonia
 
Cue Billare.
 
Hm. I dunno how to link Billare to the chat.
Bagles and Chicagos don't work on him.
 
He would have stuff to say about the human race.
 
"There was even, for a moment, hope of redemption." [with strains of Mahler's 2nd, Movement 3, playing in the background]
 
Mahler, even? Poor SS guys...
Better Wagner then.
 
2:20 PM
Wagner can only write giant phone books.
According to Débussy.
 
Heh.
 
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A: "It is they who lied" or "it is them who lied?"

KosmonautThe subordinate clause "who lied" is a red herring in this example. By that, I mean that "who lied" has no effect on the case of the main clause. In "who lied", who is getting nominative case. That is why, if you make a who/whom distinction, you would say: It is John who lied. (nominat...

 
The libretto of the Ring is rather a librettissimo, one should imagine...
 
Yes, I don't have the ass for Wagner.
 
I like some of Wagner's. Mainly ouvertures I think. Don't know him so well.
 
2:21 PM
And puhleeze, would someone go back in time and teach Wagner to write some frickin' recitative, please? Tell him to see Verdi on that, get a few lessons.
 
Reading Kos's answer now...
 
@Kosmonaut I suppose "to be aware that you are can make that choice" is a typo?
 
@Kos: I have edited your answer to include that "it is they" is the only right choice, ordained by God. I presume you don't mind?
 
(I don't like fixing stuff within the grace period.)
 
So after you get through the first three installments of Der Ring des Nibelungen — call it 11 hours of exposition — what does Wagner do for the first 90 minutes of Die Goetterdaemmerung ? He tells the whole goddamn story all over again — an hour and a half of "Previously on The Ring ..."
 
2:24 PM
Oh. Cerberus does.
 
Damn you Reg!
I hoped Kos would freak out seeing that I'd made an edit after my chat line above.
 
@Cerberus Haha, sorry, Reg ruined that opportunity.
 
Well, sometimes evil deeds are done with the best intentions.
 
Feb 20 at 14:46, by RegDwight
I'm here to help.
 
@Kos: Your answer seems well balanced.
 
2:26 PM
Hey, how did this linguistics crap invade my music discussion?
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+1
 
Mar 7 at 15:23, by Kosmonaut
Now it's fair and balanced
 
@Rob: Blame your moderator.
 
Which one?
 
All of them.
No, wait. All of us. Harhar.
Kosmo always goes for that elusive "FoxNews" badge. Somebody tell him that it doesn't exist.
 
2:28 PM
Bah!
 
@RegDwight — Hmm ... I see the FoxNews logo in the corner of my screen whenever Kosmonaut speaks. Maybe you don't get that in Russia.
 
You want to know something that really and truly happened to my mom last week? Speaking of Fox News
 
pro memorie
 
@Robusto Yes it's blocked.
@Kosmonaut Do go on.
 
Oh, I'll postpone my question.
 
2:29 PM
My Mom was in Knoxville, TN at a hotel last week
And they had Fox News playing on the TV at breakfast
And my Mom (who is in her 60s), went up to the front desk and asked if something other than news could be on the TV.
(She happens to hate Fox News but thought that this would avoid problems)
 
She actually used those words?
Ah ok.
 
And one of the other people staying at the hotel yelled at her, and said "you're a liberal aren't you! I can't tell!" And then I can't remember the exact wording, but something about that her brain was no bigger than a belt buckle.
And the desk person wouldn't change the channel.
 
Well, I'm not trying for one-upmanship here, but I had to attend a conference once at the Grand Ole Opry Hotel in Nashville, and was I horrified to discover that Country & Western music played ALL DAY, from 7:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m. in all the rooms, even the guest rooms, and YOU COULDN'T SHUT IT OFF!!! GAHHHHH!!!
 
Anyway, I don't think this is typical, but it was really creepy!
 
It was three days of hell.
 
2:33 PM
@Kos: That is pretty remarkable. Just how discrimination works. Then again, was she wearing her liberal outfit?
 
My mom told the desk person that she wouldn't be coming to this hotel anymore and the person said "that's your prerogative"
 
You talk like a liberal and your shit's all retarded.
 
@Cerberus Haha, she probably wasn't wearing a typical Tennessee grandma outfit, but she wasn't wearing a tie-dye shirt, either.
 
@Rob: They played music you couldn't turn off?? That is crazy enough even if it had been Mahler.
 
@Kosmonaut — I took a taxi in Dallas a few years ago and the black driver was listening to Rush Limbaugh. I said, "You don't really listen to that crap, do you?" And he replied, "Who listens? I get bigger tips when I play this shit." And I said, "Well, imagine a 20% tip for a silent ride." He turned it off.
 
2:35 PM
Tie-dye shirt... I Googled that and recognized it immediately, even though I had no idea it had a name.
 
@Robusto Haha, and it may be true that he gets bigger tips in general.
 
@Cerberus — Yes. Just a taste of what is to come if Tennessee ever conquers the rest of the country.
 
Limbaugh, is that another Fox guy?
 
No, he is a fellow traveler, though.
 
@Cerberus You never heard of Rush Limbaugh?
 
2:35 PM
He's a one-man Fox News.
 
The name sounds familiar... but my memory is just bad. And I don't own a tv set.
 
You must be the happiest person walking on the face of this planet.
 
Oh, but I am!
Crap was one of the reasons I quit tv when I was 20 or so.
 
Then get you some Limbaugh, and it will stop. Instantly.
 
I think I have a face with Glenn Beck(sp?).
 
2:37 PM
Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (; born January 12, 1951) is an American radio talk show host, conservative political commentator, and an opinion leader in conservative politics and conservatism in the United States. He hosts The Rush Limbaugh Show which is aired throughout the U.S. on Premiere Radio Networks and is the highest-rated talk-radio program in the United States. Limbaugh signed an 8 year, $400 million contract extension with Clear Channel in 2008 that pays him $50 million a year. He was born into a family with a long history of involvement in Republican politics and first began w...
A convicted drug offender who did not go to jail.
 
(I think 1952 is a better year.)
 
Wait what? He gets that much money?
 
How attractive this man looks.
We have Wilders, who is bad enough.
 
@Robusto It's still too early in the morning for me to see things like that.
 
He was reported to be taking 30 Oxycontin per day. Noted drugophile Bill Maher, who is always shilling for repeal of marijuana laws, said, "Thirty Oxycontin a day? Now, I've been high, but I've never been that high."
 
2:38 PM
@Kosmonaut I wish I could asterisk images.
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(If only you spoke Dutch, you could appreciate what we have to go through watching parliamentary debates.)
 
@Kosmonaut — Sorry. Didn't mean to offend. But these people have to know what we're dealing with here.
 
@Reg: Star.
Voices among Dutch conservatives are even proposing legalizing hard drugs.
 
@Cerberus Alle Jahre wieder.
 
One of the most prominent leaders of Dutch conservatives, Bolkestein, has joined the chorus of late.
 
2:40 PM
@Robusto The popularity of people like Rush Limbaugh makes me feel like there is no point to political discussion at all.
 
@Reg: I think the debate might be shifting a tiny bit into that direction.
 
@Kosmonaut There would be, if it actually were a discussion.
 
@Kosmonaut — Yeah. If it wasn't for The Daily Show I would truly despair. Jon Stewart single-handedly got me through the Bush years.
 
@Reg: Agreed.
 
@Cerberus Your politician-men have funny names, don't them? Balkenende, Bolkestein...
 
2:43 PM
@Reg: Don't get me started on yours, or I'd have to humiliate myself when trying to remember Russian weird-names...
 
Whatcha talkin' about?
Sabine Leutheusser-Schnarrenberger (born July 26, 1951) is a German politician of the liberal Free Democratic Party. She served as Federal Minister of Justice of Germany from 1992 to 1996 in the cabinet of Helmut Kohl, and holds the office again in the Second Cabinet Merkel from 2009. Early life and work She was born in Minden, North Rhine-Westphalia. After graduating from gymnasium in Minden in 1970, Leutheusser-Schnarrenberger started studying law in Göttingen and Bielefeld. In 1975 she passed the first state exam in Hamm, in 1978 the second state exam in Düsseldorf. From 1979 to ...
 
@RegDwight — They should just call themselves "Man of Steel" like Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili
 
(Bolkestein has been a minister and an EU commisioner btw.)
 
My boss listens to Rush Limbaugh. At work. Pity me.
 
@Robusto The thing is, it doesn't matter how many times they do those amazing segments where they point out objectively how politicians and pundits contradict themselves on substantial and important issues, on camera, it doesn't stop them from doing it and it doesn't stop the same people from listening to them.
 
2:44 PM
Heidemarie Wieczorek-Zeul (born November 21, 1942 in Frankfurt am Main) is a German politician and a member of the Social Democratic Party since 1965. Career Wieczorek-Zeul is a prominent figure of the Social Democrats' left wing and is often called "Red Heidi". From 1974 to 1977, she was the Jusos' chair which is the youth organisation of the SPD (Young Socialists). After the resignation of party leader Björn Engholm in 1993, she stood for the Social Democrats' candidacy for the chancellor's office, but lost to Rudolf Scharping. Scharping won 40% of all votes cast by the party members,...
 
It works.
 
Leutheusser-Schnarrenberger... that is nothing!
 
@Kosmonaut — Now you're really bumming me out. I was trying not to think about that.
 
@Kos: It is just like religion...
 
@Robusto See what Rush Limbaugh does to me?
 
2:45 PM
Alexander Illarionovich Yefremov () (April 23, 1904, Moscow — November 23, 1951, Moscow) was a Soviet statesman, party figure and Chairman of the Executive Committee of the Moscow City Council of Workers', Peasants' and Red Armymen's Deputies (today's equivalent of mayor) from November 3, 1938 to April 14, 1939. Alexander Yefremov was born into a family of a factory worker. In 1916, he began to work as a mechanic helper, later on becoming a mechanic proper at a railway shop. In 1924, Alexander Yefremov joined the Russian Communist Party (bolsheviks). In 1935, he graduated from the STANKI...
 
And that is a difficult name how?
 
sigh
 
I mean, it's not even remotely in the same ballpark as rødgrød med fløde or something.
 
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon () is a character in the animated television series The Simpsons. He is voiced by Hank Azaria and first appeared in the episode "The Telltale Head". Apu is the proprietor of the Kwik-E-Mart, a popular convenience store in Springfield, and a friend of Homer Simpson. Role in The Simpsons Biography Apu is a U.S. citizen and holds a Ph.D. in computer science. He graduated first in his class of seven million at 'Caltech' — Calcutta Technical Institute — going on to earn his doctorate at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology. Apu began working at the Kwik-E-Mart...
 
@Kosmonaut Pales in comparison to Famantanantsoa Randimbivololona.
 
2:47 PM
We only have this:
Charles Antoine baron de Bieberstein Rogalla Zawadsky (Tongeren, 25 april 1796 - Maastricht, 31 oktober 1880) was een Nederlands politicus en Thorbeckiaans Tweede Kamerlid. Hij was een afgevaardigde van het district Maastricht uit een oorspronkelijk Pools adellijk geslacht. Hij was een militair, die zijn redevoeringen voorlas als een bevelgevende officier. Lange tijd was hij het prototype van de 'Papo-liberaal'. Na de liberale medewerking aan het opheffen van het gezantschap bij de Paus ging hij geleidelijk afstand nemen van de liberalen en in 1879 stak hij in de Kamer over naar de rechter...
 
@Cerberus That is just long, but very straightforward.
 
How does accessing private rooms work?
 
@Reg: But weird, huh?
@Kiam: You toss a coin into the slot and invite a lady.
 
@Cerberus — That's double-Dutch to me. Stop it.
 
@Cerberus LOL
 
2:49 PM
(Sorry. For all.)
 
See, them Dutchmen know those things.
 
Double Dutch is a game in which two long jump ropes turning in opposite directions are jumped by one or more players jumping simultaneously. While Double Dutch began in the inner cities of America, it is growing in popularity throughout the US and the world. Competitions in Double Dutch range from block parties to the world level. History It is debated whether Double Dutch came over with the first Dutch settlers or appeared in the first half of the 1900s. Beginning spring of 2009, Double Dutch became a varsity sport in New York City public high schools. Technique Playing Double Du...
 
Sure!
 
I have the coin, but which lady should I invite?
 
@Kos: Hah so many Dutch things I have never heard of.
 
2:49 PM
You can't swing a dead cat in Dutchland without hitting a coin slot or a lady or both.
 
@Kiam: At the moment I am indisposed, but I am sure you will find someone willing.
 
@RegDwight — And what about all those rusting "free" bicycles in the canals?
 
@Reg: True!
 
An experiment in socialism that went horribly, horribly wrong.
 
@Robusto Well, them's in the canals. The cat would have to be rather long, or you would have to be swimming.
 
2:51 PM
@Reg: Also true! They are as free as the empty bottles and beer cans you will find on the streets, left by British tourists.
 
The problem is I have the invite to enter, but I cannot find a lady who has it.
 
@RegDwight — All things equal, I prefer to keep my options open.
 
In fact we have a huge bicyle problem: countless bikes without owners cluttering the racks and streets everywhere.
 
And canals. Don't you forget canals!
 
@Kiam: Perhaps see a plastic surgeon first?
 
2:53 PM
@kiamlaluno Just what are you talking about anyhow? You got invited by Nyuszika?
 
@Reg: The canals aren't much of a problem: they just dig them out once in a while; they can't remove all bikes from the streets in one swoop.
 
@Cerberus I have a proposal. Turn them streets into canals, too.
You could call it Venice, like that place in Florida.
 
@Reg: They are in fact re-digging canals in some streets that were once canals...
 
@RegDwight — Everyone knows Venice is in California, silly.
 
Meh.
 
2:54 PM
Hehe. See, I knew he would bite.
 
Venice is a district on the Westside of Los Angeles, California, United States. It is known for its canals, beaches and circus-like Ocean Front Walk, a two-and-a-half mile pedestrian-only promenade that features performers, fortune-tellers, artists, and vendors. Throughout the summer months, "the boardwalk" (as it is commonly known, despite that it contains no boards) is actively entertaining, and this tradition continues on weekends in the winter. It is an important tourist attraction in Southern California, and has retained its popularity in part because it is an attractive location f...
 
I didn't even have to mention Chicago this time.
 
Hey has anyone started buying Japanese stocks yet?
 
Q.E.D.
 
I think it might be time.
 
F'x
2:54 PM
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Q: What are the metaphorical ways to say that someone has died?

SergeyWhat are the metaphorical ways to say that someone has died? For example "He has gone to the far country where he will be happy for ages". P.S. There is this question, but it focuses on mentioning the person, while this question is more about mentioning the fact.

should this be Community Wiki?
 
@Cerberus ... these?
Stocks are devices used in the medieval times as a form of physical punishment involving public humiliation. The stocks partially immobilized its victims and they were often exposed in a public place such as the site of a market to the scorn of those who passed by. Since the purpose was to punish offenders against the standards of conduct of the time, anybody could assault, revile or aim filth at the victim. Form and application The stocks are similar to the pillory and the pranger, as each consists of large, hinged, wooden boards; the difference, however, is that when a person is placed...
 
F'x
I tend to think that “creativity” questions should be (“what word would you invent to describe XXX”), while synonyms questions shouldn't
 
@RegDwight I was referring to chat rooms on this chat.
 
@Fx — You can't hide your rep-whorishness. We see what you're doing there.
 
2:56 PM
The dip seems to be over. I predict a quick rise.
You see the tiny line that is starting to go up again?
 
@Cerberus — That's what they want you to think.
 
Is it!
 
@Cerberus — That's what we call a "dead cat bounce" ...
Dead cat bounce is a Wall Street term that refers to a small, brief recovery in the price of a declining stock. History The term "dead cat bounce" is derived from the idea that "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height". The phrase has been used on Wall Street for many years. The earliest use of the phrase dates from 1985 when the Singaporean and Malaysian stock markets bounced back after a hard fall during the recession of that year. Journalist Christopher Sherwell of the Financial Times reported a stock broker as saying the market rise was a "dead cat bounce". A si...
 
F'x
@Robusto I'd do anything for rep, of course; but I can still argue valid points :)
 
Haha is that really a term?
@Rob: An eloquent name.
 
2:58 PM
@Cerberus — Well, at least we don't swing them at rusting bicycles in the canals.
 
Even so, don't you think stocks will rise? Those of construction companies have risen already.
 
F'x
anyway, there's a clear way to know if I advocate against CW because of personal rep gain or not: if I change my mind in two hours, when I become rep-caped anyway, you have your answer!
 
When fraternities have their aspiring members swim in the canals, they usually need vaccination because of the rusty bikes.
 
@Fx — There are few things more rep-whorish than flaunting a rep-cape. Not even Superman did that. His cape was a simple red piece of cloth, unadorned with images, either sacred or profane.
 
F'x
@RegDwight: that, dear Sir, is unfair
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A: What are the metaphorical ways to say that someone has died?

RegDwightCourtesy of Monty Python: It's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical pro...

 
3:01 PM
No it's not.
 
F'x
how do you expect the hard-working masses to slowly accrue rep from hard-working, factual answers if you compete with funny quotes from Monty Python!
 
Mar 7 at 18:26, by RegDwight
 
@Fx — There's more than one way to skin a cat, that's how!
 
(It was easier, if I would have carefully read what reported.)
 
There are those damned cats again. We are overrun, sir! Overrun!
 
F'x
3:03 PM
OK, I can now officialy reconsider my position: that question should be CW
 
Consider-reconsider, whatever-shmotever. Just tell me what I should do.
 
@Fx — Don't forget to take off that ugly cape while you're at it.
Hey, @Martha, come in here and talk chromosomes with us.
 
Why?
 
Yeah, why?
Why as in chromosomes, not as in Martha.
 
@Reg: Good sketch. Especially the hand on the shoulder of the third policeman.
 
3:07 PM
@Martha ...
2 hours ago, by Robusto
I refute it thus:
 
@Cerberus Thank you. I did my best.
 
And you got him!
The third guy I mean.
 
@RegDwight — No, it's Y as in chromosomes.
 
It's a video. I'm at work. Therefore, no watchy.
 
@Robusto D'oh. My point exactly.
 
3:08 PM
Yeah I try not to watch videos either.
 
2 hours ago, by Robusto
OK, here it is for the hearing-impaired: ""Women can do anything men can do...except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, tipping, fishing, being funny on purpose, reading a map, running the country, inventing anything important or just being generally fun to hang out with. Don't get me wrong, I love women...they should just drink from a separate water fountain." --Daniel Tosh
 
He's just begging to get thwacked or somethinged or whatevered.
Hey yo, begging no works!
 
Yeah I should think this was beneath Martha.
 
Hehe, no I'm about to go mano-a-mano with @Martha. Er, mano-a-womano, whatever ...
 
@Robusto *twitch*
 
3:10 PM
Surely Lauren from the Catherine Tate Show would have something to say about that.
 
Am I supposed to list a bunch of things that women are better at than men, or something?
 
Hi MrHen!
 
@Cerberus Surely she would have nobody to say it to.
 
@Martha: Just say "I ain't bovvered".
 
@Martha Well, a list with just one item is still a list.
 
3:11 PM
@Cerberus Hello :)
 
@Martha — No, we all know that women hold the ultimate trump card. We've all read Lysistrata ...
 
@Reg: She wouldn't need anybody to say it to.
 
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Q: A list with only one item

LarsenalI have a document where someone is suggesting we have a bulleted list with only one item. That sounds absurd to me. Doesn't a "list" imply more than one item?

 
@Rob: Hey don't hit me on my sore spot... I've only seen the play.
 
@Cerberus — Seeing plays is fine. It counts.
 
3:12 PM
Pfew
 
In fact, reading plays is rather a bore. I'd much rather see one than read one.
 
I was about to say that!
 
@Robusto How about listening to one (serious question)?
 
Comedies even more so than tragedies.
 
Not a lot of opportunities to see Greek tragedies or comedies performed in America, though.
 
3:14 PM
@Reg: I think listening would be quite good, not too far off from watching.
 
@RegDwight — Second best. You don't see takes and reactions and all that cool stuff.
 
I like the occasional joke about male deficiencies[ahem, sorry] the differences between the sexes, but ultimately, it's a pointless discussion. Yeah, there are differences, all but one of which you can find exceptions for. So what?
 
@Rob: Really? Seriously, I mean in big cities? (About not having Greek plays performed in America.)
 
@Cerberus — Really-o, truly-o. Maybe New York, but not even there, really.
 
@Martha And now it's Martha who goes for the "FoxNews" badge. (Note how I put Martha in the accusative case.)
 
3:15 PM
@RegDwight — J'accuse !
 
Now, was that called for, @RegDwight?
 
@Rob: That really comes as a surprise. From the academic articles that come to us from across the ocean, I thought that classical literature was still quite popular over there.
 
@Martha Which part exactly?
 
@Martha — Well, you're the one who started making fun of our chromosomes.
 
@Robusto W'hirlpoule?
 
3:17 PM
33 mins ago, by Martha
My boss listens to Rush Limbaugh. At work. Pity me.
 
Pities @Martha.
 
And if ever you have a problem with men, @Martha, remember it's women who made us this way. We are genetically selected to be what women want, as crazy as that sounds.
 
@Martha Oh yeah. Well, yeah. I do pity you. Totally.
 
Hmm ... it does sound crazy. It implies that women know what they want.
 
But you can always take revenge by insisting on explaining the difference between like and that.
 
3:18 PM
I'm more interested in the difference between omicron and OMG.
 
Head hurts from vaguely-remembered memes
 
Persei-8?
 
I 8 that one.
 
You mean you eated it.
 
I meaned no such thing.
 
3:19 PM
Pronounced at?
 
Y'all are making my head hurt.
 
8 is a number, not a verb, silly.
 
I think I need to go pretend to work now or something.
 
(I guess nobody would understand the joke "Sei Perseo? Trentaseo!")
 
@Martha — Oh, if only we could believe that!
 
3:20 PM
TTYL.
 
@kiamlaluno I would, but I won't bother.
 
Cya @Martha. We still love you!
 
You are a Persian? Then something else. Did I get it?
Bye Martha!
 
@Cerberus — No, it's his way of reminding us he's Italian. As if his English weren't reminder enough.
 
@Rob: Hey!
 
3:21 PM
Feb 2 at 14:29, by RegDwight
 
@Rob: Please stop reminding us of your New-Wordliness!
 
@Cerberus — I bet he thinks Columbus discovered America, too.
 
@Cerberus But that's the only thing that is still new about him!
 
@Cerberus — I am a new human. I am not of your world.
 
@Reg: Touché, methinks.
@Rob: New human? As in nouveau riche?
 
3:23 PM
A brave new human.
 
Hey, no drugs references!
Puritans don't like that.
 
I am what the Japanese call shinjinrui ...
 
So is that an Italian dialect or something?
 
Something with thirty-six Andromedas.
 
I think the title means "you want to play the American" (vuoi fare in reg Italian?)?
No..
My Italian sucks.
Fine, I'll Google it.
 
3:26 PM
@Cerberus There's a translation right under the video. Click on "show more" and scroll down.
 
@RegDwight — I admire your sang-froid in view of the fact that the Andromeda galaxy is right this minute on a collision course with our galaxy!
 
That's all I was aiming for, really. Admiration.
 
@Reg: Ok. Wiki says it is Napolitano.
 
We have a scant six billion years to move out of the way.
 
@Rob: You'll have so much rep by then that you'll be able to sweep it off the map with a Godly Gesture.
 
3:28 PM
The Andromeda–Milky Way collision is a predicted galaxy collision that could possibly take place in approximately 3 to 5 billion years' time between the two largest galaxies in the Local Group – the Andromeda Galaxy and the Milky Way, which contains Earth. Illustration It is often used as an example of the kind of phenomenon associated with such collisions in simulations. As with all such collisions, it is unlikely that objects such as stars contained within each galaxy will actually collide, as galaxies are in fact mostly empty space. For example, Proxima Centauri, the nearest star to th...
It's even worse than I thought!
 
Well, what should I say. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do in 3 to 5 billion years.
 
Six billion years — what was I thinking? I was living in a fool's paradise.
 
Silly you.
 
It could be as soon as 3 billion years! OMG! OMG! OMG!
 
Wir springen im Dreieck, wir springen konzentriert!
 
3:30 PM
Incidentally, does anyone anything non-conspiratory about North Korea's attempts to forge US dollars?
 
As if that would even matter. Every second dollar note in circulation is forged anyway.
 
My friend who worked at a cash change counter told me that they keep getting better and better, and that the Fed can't cancel old prints?
@Reg: Is that really true? And how much money would that be?
 
I say we should get Japan to sell North Korea some used nuclear reactors.
 
@Cerberus Over 9000 dollars!
 
My friend speculated that N K would roll out their giant printing presses once they'd gotten good enough, and start pouring out fake dollars by the billions...
He said that currently there is only 1 place in Europe where they can still see the difference.
Some institute in Switzerland.
 
3:33 PM
@Cerberus Seriously though, I suppose it's just yet another mythical number.
Not to be confused with an imaginary number. A mythical number is a number used and accepted as deriving from scientific investigation and/or careful selection, but whose origin is unknown and whose basis is unsubstantiated. An example is the number 48 billion, which has often been accepted as the number of dollars per year of identity theft. This number "has appeared in hundreds of news stories, including a New York Times piece" despite the fact that it has been shown repeatedly to be highly inaccurate. The term was coined in 1971 by Max Singer, one of the founders of the Hudson Institute...
 
@Reg: I thought so.
Just as 61% of all statistics are... etc.
 
Well, not saying it is. Only that it could be.
 
Okay, well, if you're not sure and don't have a source...
 
Well, it keeps popping up everywhere.
 
3:35 PM
But those sources don't cite their sources.
@Robusto Déjà vu all over again.
 
It would surprise me, knowing that the same rates are far lower for euros.
But who knows?
 
@Cerberus Oh come on, you're not seriously comparing the dollar notes to the Euro ones!
 
@Cerberus — Don't get so smug. Euros are the new favorite of drug cartels and the like, since there is a 500-Euro note, which makes Euros much easier to transport than the cheaper dollar, which only offers a $100 bill.
 
@Reg: I shouldn't be... but I'd think the system would have collapses if it were really 50%ish?>
@Rob: Interesting. I wonder: does anyone take 500 notes? I suppose banks would.
 
@Cerberus The system could also collapse any time at China's will.
 
3:37 PM
No store would ever take them, though.
 
which system ?
 
@Cerberus — I suppose they're legal tender, right?
 
@lovespring The dollar system.
 
@Reg: Which system? THE system? Sure. But it hasn't, which indicates that China hasn't willed it so yet.
 
@Cerberus Precisely my point. If enough folks with enough power decide that they like the system as it is, it won't collapse come hell or high water.
 
3:38 PM
@Rob: Yes, but still no shop will accept them. I suspect that banks will have them go through expert screening.
@Reg: Right, but if a system is seriously flawed, in a way that would increase its own instability, it isn't unreasonable to suppose that it might have collapsed already...
 
@Cerberus Well, it hasn't, and I don't see it collapsing as we speak.
 
For one thing, I am thinking of inflation: the amount of money in cash dollars should be significant enough to cause inflation if it doubled.
 
@Cerberus Not if every second dollar is locked away in a vault in Pu-Dong or Po-Dunk.
 
China is in big inflation.
 
@Reg: True; I was just speculating that the fact that 50% fake would be a seriously destabilizing factor, combined with the fact that it hasn't collapsed yet, might be an argument against the supposition that it is in fact 50%. Not at all conclusive, of course.
 
3:42 PM
@Cerberus In Italian, it would be "tu vuoi fare l'Americano," which means what you said.
 
@Kiam: Yay! Thanks.
 
You could also translate it with "you pretend to be American."
 
Right, that's how Wikipedia translates it.
 
By the way, Napolitano is the president of the Italian Republic. :-)
 
I know! Seems to be a decent chap?
 
3:44 PM
The language is napoletano.
 
@Reg: True: if huge amounts of fake dollars exist but are never used, they might as well not exist.
 
(Napolitano is actually from Naples, and therefore he is Neapolitan.)
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Q: [Singular] Is/Are [Plural]?

emragins My fish's native habitat is rice fields. My fish's native habitat are rice fields. I'm pretty sure the first is correct, since 'is' modifies 'habitat,' but it still sounds weird...

I have the feeling there is already (at least) a question like that.
 
Yes, there must be.
It is one of those topics where I hate trying to search for the dupe.
 
Yes, that was my gut feeling, too, but I haven't been able to find it.
 
I feel like a similar question has been already asked, but I could have dreamed of it.
 
3:57 PM
If you did, then you should try to have more exciting dreams! :)
 
Yeah, decisively.
 
@Kosmonaut — Yeah. Searches for "is" and "the" leave one with a mountain of trash to wade through.
 
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Q: Number agreement between subject and object

Peter Of The CornThe other day, my father and I were expecting my brothers to come home. Upon hearing a car enter the driveway, my father said, "Your brothers are here." When I looked at the door, I could see that it was actually my sister who had arrived, and not my brothers, so I responded, She's not my b...

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Q: How do I determine subject and subject complement in "A side-effect is the spread of commercialese to other domains."?

CerberusConsider this example: Commercialese is an instrument of art, designed to enrich and invigorate our language—surely you will all agree with this—, and we should encourage newcomers to learn it. However, a side-effect is the spread of commercialese to other domains. This we must obje...

 

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