> A daughter from the high society potato family makes an announcement at dinner
"I'm getting married."
"That's wonderful," mother potato says. "What kind of potato is he?"
"He's an Idaho potato," the daughter answers.
"Oh that's wonderful," the mother says "Idahos are fine taters, fine taters indeed."
The second eldest daughter says "I'm getting married too."
Again mother says "that's wonderful news. Who is he?"
"He's a Russett," the daughter answers.
"Fabulous," the mother says. "Russetts are fine high class taters, fine taters indeed."