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@tchrist Si no me equivoco, los chimpancés del "Planeta de los Simios" hablan bastante bien.
Mejor que los gorilas militares, peor que los orangutanes científicos.
Y que no me preguntes porqué decimos el gorila.
> Del fr. gorille o del ingl. gorilla, estos del lat. cient. Gorilla, y este del gr. Γορίλλαι Goríllai 'gorilas', tribu salvaje africana de mujeres peludas, según Hannón, explorador cartaginés del s. VI o V a. C.
I notice that when we expect dipthongs, they’re not quite there. That would be Southern, but not deep south. There is nothing of New England, midwestern flatness, Brooklyn
& related, but good elocution without effort. My first guess was Kentucky but . .
>Isaiah Markin was born on June 2, 1999 and resides in Tennessee.[3] Growing up in the Appalachia region, his parents would tell him stories about mountain monsters to scare him into staying indoors. Whenever he went outside with his father, he would learn about the nature around him and grew up with a deep appreciation for the natural world. Aside from YouTube, he is a full-time biology student and previously a Sunday School teacher.
Also part Cherokee. All this is self-reported. Another source says LA is his birthplace.
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@tchrist maybe they just don't think we'd be interested in what they have to say?
@Laurel You can tell me when it's over
Goodness, Great Britain needs better weather forecasting.
@M.A.R. I'm still finishing up September
@Xanne ?
@tchrist ?
Why does Great Britain need better weather forecasting?
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They’ve just had a snow storm that left people on highways for up to 19 hours.
That sounds like a different problem?
Oh, it must be global warming! Of course!
I was going to suggest they don't know how to drive in the snow. :)
It doesn't look to me like they got much snow, but that's just from random photos.
No doubt that too. I remember having fun on ice in the midwest, doing quarter-turns just by breaking.
Yeah, they're full of it. They may get two inches of snow on the roads. They're just pansies.
Strike that: pansies are cold tolerant. They are not killed by frost.
> Drivers had to be rescued from their cars after up to 3ft of snow fell in parts of the Lake District on Saturday, when the area was busy with day-trippers.
But that, that is different.
Day trippers can be no more expected to handle a yard of snow than of ale.
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And AWD is probably rare.
Either that, or chains.
They probably didn't pre-treat the roads.
I came here to say that I am really disgusted by the use of 'quantum' as a mass noun.
The typical UK car is a Ford Fiesta.
The typical Ford Fiesta should be partying in Mexico.
For example, 'Quantum will enable advanced in medical science through protein calculations'
Almost as disgusted as with 'learnings'
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@Mitch Isn't that just the name of some company?
@tchrist that would be ok if that were the case.
What is it that they think they're talking about?
I'd expand it to say quantum science or even just quantum mechanics
Ah no...it's bad in the same way that they use 'cyber' as a thing
Quantum computing.
I'm nauseous now
Back in a moment
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”Learnings” is awful. Corporations love it.
@Xanne yeah that's a variation that would work in many instances
@Xanne it's gross
But
@Mitch You're contagiously nauseated?
It doesn't have a succinct alternative
''things that were learned'?
You learn your lessons.
@tchrist I'm spreading the nausea with my words
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@Mitch Eeeuuuwwww.
I think I have to go throw up now.
If you can't read English it won't work
@Robusto This bothers me. Take two quarters.
He does show you with two quarters.
I'd be more convinced if it were done with dimes
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@Mitch May your contagious logorrhoea lead to no cacoloquent coproloquy nor vice versa.
Ew
No digas cacas.
@Robusto Right, think of gear shafts.
@Mitch Help yourself ^
@Robusto I'm making cut outs of these as we speak
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I don't use change anymore at all.
If I pay cash for a coffee I dump any change into the tip jar. Better than to have it in my pockets.
I haven't used bills in a year
And I only pay cash to avoid adding a tip on my charge, because it offends me to do so.
I did have to rummage among the car seat cushions to get a dime and nickel for a parking meter
No city has coin-op meters anymore.
@Robusto that is a problem if you don't have paper money
@Robusto except for the one I used the other day
02:16
Yes, it is. But I do tip waiters in a restaurant, because they literally wait on me. When I go up to a counter and order a coffee, I am literally waiting on them.
The whole tipping thing has gone off the rails.
Electronic effing panhandlers can get off my lawn.
When I took the family down to Curaçao a decade ago, we ate at this excellent restaurant called The Wine Cellar. The meal was great, the service exemplary. But when I tipped 20%, like an American would, the owner came out and insisted I reconsider and remove the tip. Which I did.
I refuse to tip at the counter.
Just say no.
Just say 0.
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Even worse is when the counter's electronic payment gives you an option of 20%, 25%, 30%. So the tip for the minimal service is going into the company not to the cashier?
Uber now lets you tip in advance.
Or encourages it.
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Word of the day: sine center
 
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Which is the better-looking science paper title?
1. Urgent care for an emergency patient in diabetology
2. Urgent care for the emergency patient in diabetology
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Nice pop song in Ukrainian.
> Dear Santa, I'm writing you this letter on a sheet of sandpaper because I know what you did with my previous letter.
A Russian joke, but could easily be a translation from English.
Russian term derived from Dutch: shpangout (шпангоут), from spant - rib and hout - wood. The ship's frame.
At least that's how the Russian Wikipedia explains it.
De spanten van een schip zorgen voor het dwarsscheepse verband van de romp: de "ribbenkast". == Functies == Spanten worden op regelmatige onderlinge afstand op de kiel geplaatst. Nabij het middenschip hebben spanten meestal min of meer een U-vorm. In de richting van de voorsteven verloopt dit geleidelijk naar een V-vorm.In de richting achtersteven krijgt de spantvorm vaak min of meer het profiel vorm van een wijnglas. Over de buitenkant van de spanten wordt de scheepshuid (bekleding romp) aangebracht. Naargelang het materiaal van de spanten of de scheepshuid kan de bevestiging op verschillende...
> Study finds interrupting periods of prolonged sitting with squats improves brain function journals.physiology.org/doi/abs/10.1152/japplphysiol.00437.2023
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@CowperKettle I’d go with the. You want the generic here, not a specific case, I think.
 
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@Xanne Thank you!
Minus 11°C
+24° indoor here. I don't like it already.
At night it's +11°C
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The forecast for this Thursday says minus 27°C, but who knows, it's too long a term
@CowperKettle If you take a cold drink bottle with you, will it freeze while you drink?
@Vikas No, I don't think it will freeze while I drink
The stream from the bottle will be too thick to instantly freeze
I guess then you have to leave it some time on ground then it might freeze.
Maybe they don't call it "stream" but some other word. I forgot.
@Vikas Yes, on the ground, or if I will run for a couple of hours
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My YouTube recommendations are a mix of AI lectures, scientific discussions or popular movies about science, and Ukrainian music, but there are other videos too, they are strange.
For instance, examples of new games built on the Unreal 5 engine youtu.be/49kBFSh7urE?si=fVgL0P8DqbQi5CIb
They are almost like a real video record.
@CowperKettle Tomorrow the trailer of probably the most awaited game of this century (so far) will be launched. Around 28 hours later exactly. It would easily beat Unreal 5 engine in terms of realism.
@Vikas This is cool.
Twitter might explode.
Yes..
Word of the post-noon: conservatorship -- Under U.S. law, a conservatorship results from the appointment of a guardian or a protector by a judge to manage the personal or financial affairs of another person who is incapable of fully managing their own affairs due to age or physical or mental limitations.
I never heard this word before.
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@Vikas It will be a terrific movie. I read the book years ago.
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Netflix has not yet recommended it ' t.o ' -. me. I get a lot of spy story stuff, vs. pure adventure. But I will surely watch it..,maybe it will syte
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@Xanne I'd watch it some day, in winter. I like survival movies.
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@Xanne If that's a generic, wouldn't Urgent care for emergency patients in diabetology work as well if not better?
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False friend of the day: conservateur: conservative / preservative.
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@Xanne I'd say the movie has a harder time being good if the book is great
@CowperKettle definitely the version with "the".
@CowperKettle I've had issues with water freezing inside the cap or spout of the water bottle, making it impossible to use it.
But uh, why not "Emergency care for the diabetic patient: A review/meta-analysis of . . . /etc."
@alphabet Antarctic raccoon FTW
@CowperKettle Most of us hadn't before the Britney Spears story. SNL even made a joke about it: "You all know me from my upbeat Instagram posts and the word 'conservatorship'"
@CowperKettle My brother has littered my YouTube feed and all I get is shitposts and Gordon Ramsey videos
Which is why I don't even make time to watch anything on YouTube anymore.
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Oh. This guy, A.S. Shershever, did two scans of the brain to me, and prescribed pregabaline in the interim. epilepsia.su/jour/article/view/269
Now I can see why, it's just his fave pet hypothesis.
I have a certificate from him saying that there were some "areas of increased vascular permeability" in my brain at the base of my frontal lobes.
And that a month later, they are magically gone. Hooray to pregabalin
At the same time, my symptoms remained the same, so I ditched the pregabalin
The drug felt like alcohol without intoxication
I proceeded to have my strange attacks of weird feelings in the left side of the body after 16.02.2011, when he last saw me.
I think he's a charlatan.
Like many 'doctors'
@CowperKettle vascular permeability is complicated, especially when it comes to cerebral blood flow. What I do know of pregabalin is it causes edema, doesn't prevent it.
It blocks calcium channels. Smooth muscles on vessels relax. The vessel dilates. Permeability increases.
@M.A.R. Can one really estimate vascular permeability with a CT scan of the brain, even with some contrast agent (he used some)? I don't know. And I don't have the 3D file of the scan, anyway..
From my experience with Russian 'doctors', they invent new definitions for a disease without batting an eye.
@CowperKettle you can, sure. What is much more difficult to prove is if has anything to do with anything. It's easy to decide what happens when it's something acute like a stroke. In a stroke, the brain paradoxically constricts its vessels, reducing blood supply. We have to administer nimodipine to prevent that from happening. But
A chronic condition like migraines, we've been trying to relate it to cerebral blood flow for at least two decades and we haven't reached anything conclusive.
Not to say that I'm smarter than doctors, but there is just no effort to even to collect a patient's history. The system is not aimed at a proper diagnosis at all, but at providing statistics to the agencies above.
Ditto dementia, epileptic syndromes etc.
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@M.A.R. Yes, that's what I think, too. A stroke would have been more prominent on my brain scan.
My random guess is "some epileptic activity" (waves hands)
@CowperKettle I can't imagine what those 'agencies above' could be for Russian doctors. For Iranian doctors, there could hypothetically be a conflict of interest: There's more money if you don't spend enough time on one patient and cater to several.
@M.A.R. Yes, they are ordered to spend not more than so many minutes on a patient, and they spend hours filling out useless forms for submitting them higher up.
But that's pessimistic, sometimes paranoid. It's no different than saying doctors never treat people to have a constant supply of income
I haven't experienced that about the doctors I had to deal with. The nephrologists and the two surgeons.
The Chief Endocrinologist of Yekaterinburg assured me that a homeopathy based drug works in diabetes.
My lower jaw fell to the floor. I had never, ever expected to hear that from the city's chief endocrinologist, a woman with about 30 years of experience
@CowperKettle I wasn't implying you were having a stroke!
@CowperKettle there are sadly people like that here too, but they're often not chiefs of anything, just normal MDs who were never properly taught the principles of evidence-based medicine.
That explains it. I doubt 40 years ago when she was an intern she was taught levels of evidence.
Bad science is worse than no science. We have so many poorly designed, poorly executed studies that knowledgeable people know aren't much evidence of anything, but nobody listens to those knowledgeable people.
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The drug was not openly homeopathic. It's what is now called "self-conscious homeopathy". There's some gobbledeegook on the insert saying how the dilution to the power of 20 results in some "resonances" and stuff, but any 9th grader who attends his algebra lessons.. could tell that there's not a single molecule of anything there.
I asked her to look at the insert and calculate, so she said that doctors know more than me.
Anyway I've been sent to a pharmacy not our own, owned by an experienced pharmacist, as an intern for a short while. I was internally screaming, the advice to patients was scarce and blatantly wrong. It was disillusioning and mind-boggling.
So pharmacists aren't so hot either on average I suppose.
Probably so. Here people also ask a pharmacist for "what is better for a sore throat" and stuff
@CowperKettle I've also heard that a couple of times from older pharmacists who felt threatened by me
@CowperKettle that was exactly one of them. And the correct advice is NOT antibiotics, EVER.
The pharmacist said "are your coughs purluent?" The patient said "yes" and he prescribed azithromycin. Wrong. WRONG!
Antibiotics have recently been made prescription-only here :)
@CowperKettle on paper or in practice as well?
If you go and ask a pharmacist for some cefixime 400, will they give it to you?
Because it's even worse than giving away azithromycin. At least azithromycin is indeed indicated for lower respiratory tract infections (NOT sore throats).
Anyway I just needed to vent.
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@M.A.R. No, only if you provide a written prescription
We all have something to vent about. Russian doctors, azithromycin, quantum, AGI, Republicans
@CowperKettle bravo if true
@CowperKettle anyway in treatment of classic diabetes, not whatever you're having, we've made quite some progress in the past decade.
I think that if you go to your GP, and you make a tortured face and ask in a proper tone of voice, they would take pity and prescribe a recipe "just in case", so that "if you feel worse, you can take some"
Empagliflozin is truly a miracle drug
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@M.A.R. Yes, based on recent news, type 1 can now be almost cured with new implants.
@CowperKettle sure but that's still much superior to self-prescribing antibiotics and kerorolac and god-knows-what.
Dexamethasone! For a simple cold. Idiotic.
> "The severity of Russian laws is mitigated by the optionality of their implementation" (Saltykov-Shedrin, a 19th century writer)
Haha
Well, here Rx-only drugs are only in name. Guy comes and asks for a box of some psychiatric drug, we give him a stink-eye, lecture him on side effects, go through five stages of grief and still sell it anyway. Because it's Rx-only in name only, and if he doesn't get some from us, he'll buy it from someone else
Here it was the same in about 2008
And maybe now somewhere
But in the local pharmacies, they closely inspect your recipe
And people say that you can easily buy anything through Telegram
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Repeating characters in answer (78): What do you call the person responsible for a meeting?‭ by MMMMMM‭ on english.SE
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@M.A.R. Don't get me started on quantum AGI
Quantum AGI Republicans are the worst
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@Robusto we're already handing over the reins to our robot overlords before they even become our robot overlords
@Mitch let's have Russian doctors prescribe azithromycin to them for a simple cold
Looking at the textbook (thanks for naming your source), there is additional context. The chapter is about regular and irregular verbs in past tense and their past participles. The answer in that section is always one word (per blank) in one of those two forms, even when another one is possible. — Laurel ♦ 2 mins ago
I wonder how many textbooks we've trash talked, only for the situation to actually be something like this. I guess it would have been better for the textbook to actually say (for the third exercise in a row) that the verb should be past or past participle, but still
Not really sure what to do with the question, which I was hoping could maybe end up on ELL. It's not technically answerable without finding this additional context out from the book, and there's no elegant way to include this information as a quote in the question
@Laurel to be fair exercises should be designed in a way that the student shouldn't have to choose between several common words to fill in the blanks.
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Well, only one can be correct between the past tense and a past participle (in this exercise at least), since every sentence where the answer is the pp will already have a verb ("have" in some form)
It's extremely straightforward if you understand the pragmatics of what's being asked
Ideally the teacher should bridge that gap. But such intuition is nearly absent in all pineapple English teachers, and most ESL aren't lucky enough to have access to a native speaker of English
Regularly and to ask about such things, I mean.
I wonder what's the success rate of those Reddit requests that go "You teach me Farsi, I'll teach you English"
@M.A.R. Who knows what the teacher is doing or if they even have one
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@Laurel As I recall, questions of this form (where you have to choose the right form of a verb) appear on some standardized tests for EFL speakers, so they tend to show up a lot in textbooks seeking to prepare students for those tests.
The problem is that often other verb forms are, in fact, valid in those contexts, they just mean something different that is somewhat less likely to be intended.
And these tend to be tricky for both students and teachers since the English aspect system is profoundly weird.
Yeah, they're grammatical but they aren't valid answers when a question says to pick one of two mutually exclusive verb forms.
And neither one of those is the one you picked
@M.A.R. The issue, of course, is that many native English speakers know very little about their own language. Look at the ELL questions about articles. Lots of native speakers answer with "You should use the there..because...well...[insert hand-wavy non-explanation]."
"The present perfect is like the simple past, but, um, It means something different here, for some reason."
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@alphabet it's worse on ELL as far as I recall. Native speakers borrow the horseshit non-explanations of pineapples to explain perfect.
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@M.A.R. I'm pretty exhausted by the pineapple myths about all that. They deceive themselves into thinking nonsense.
And this always comes with stupid nomenclatural baggage about passive past perfect progressive nonsense that no native speaker ever uses to learn his own language with.
You don't get this as often from European learners as you from those coming from the more easterly Indo-European branches. I would almost say it's more common from the Indian Subcontinent, but I recall seeing it from Persian speakers as well. Sometimes from Russian speakers. Never from German speakers who of course already know how the Germanic tense and modal system works, or even French speakers, who probably do not.
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hwkal When I called her she wasn’t at home.She wasn’t at home when I called her. When I called her she had been at home.She had been at home when I called her. Does had been at home mean that she was at home up to the instant in time I called her (durative aspect), or does it instead mean that she wa...

Like that one.
And over on ELL we have some answer claiming that had been somewhere is in the "past perfect continuous". Just blind leading the blind. I don't know why pineapples are being taught things in such a tanglesnotted fashion that leads them to genuflect and chant the First Commandment of the God-Given Law of English Sequence of Tenses on their rosaries.
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@jlliagre Thr plural works, but wasn’t presented as an option in the original, as I understood the comment.
@tchrist I guess I didn't get the memo but what is a pineapple as you are using it?
Hi guys. Could you please tell me if the following sounds like good English?

Me too. I had a year in Paris and found conversation French is way different from text books you're told to learn.
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@MichaelRybkin Me, too. I spent a year in Paris and found out that conversational French is very different from what you're told to learn in textbooks. "way different" sounds like a young person texting or speaking.
@MichaelRybkin It should be 'conversational French'
'books you're told to learn' doesn't sound right. Maybe 'books you're told to study' is what was intended?
Nov 29 at 20:09, by M.A.R.
Nov 11 at 3:22, by alphabet
Feb 7, 2022 at 21:35, by Robusto
Jun 18 '11 at 21:35, by Robusto
Non-native speakers => NNS => ennenness [sounds like] => ananas [funny French association] => pineapple
On ELL I sometimes see upvoted answers which recommend something unidiomatic, even without looking at why they might think such an error is correct (and sometimes there's no explanation). It drives me up the wall
@Laurel Thanks. But I'm having a hard time making ananas sound like ennenness. But at least now I know.//Yes, the unidiomatic seems to be popular. I sometimes have my answers dveed for no reason at all. It's rather amusing.
dvnvote: deveed? Is that better? Dunno.
What drives me crazy is people finding sentences they don't understand and then trying to improve them by re-writing them which, in fact, just screws the utterances up. This is especially annoying when they are quoting publications, which, in general, have good writing.
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@tchrist of course. It's been a couple thousand years since we came up with something new. Our English courses are a mishmash of how the Indians and probably the Turks do it.
@Lambie In what context? When asking questions without citing a source?
No, they cite sources but misunderstand the English, very often.
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A new draft bill introduced into the State Duma would effectively make investigative journalism a severe crime punishable with prison terms of up to 10 years
 
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howdy, campers
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@MetaEd You know what's bugging me today? Philosophy texts with no pictures.
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@Mitch There's always a relevant XKCD or SMBC tho

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