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Robusto
Robusto
01:17
@RegDwigнt Rachmaninov is going to get passive-aggressive on your ass.
 
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Gigili
Gigili
17:19
> If you eat a lot of carrots, your skin will turn orange from carotene.
Das kann doch nicht wahr sein, oder?
M.A.R.
M.A.R.
17:42
@Gigili Oh yeah, can relate. I turn white when I have an ice cream and red when I consume meat
Wait.
It's legit?
I should try eating leaves to reenact certain emojis
🤢
Mitch
Mitch
@Gigili Yes, it is the case. But you have to eat a lot of carrots.
I mean -a lot-
@M.A.R. If you eat enough meat to change your skin color, the color it turns is an ashen gray because enough meat to do that will kill you and you'll be in a dark box underground.
Enough ice cream on the other hand won't kill you but it will turn you pale from loss of liquids from explosive lactose intolerance.
Goddamit I violated the room rules.
self kick-mutes
haha now I can't see what I'm writing!
I have no idea what I'm saying now.
M.A.R.
M.A.R.
Can you see this?
Mitch
Mitch
bloop blorp bloop
M.A.R.
M.A.R.
CAN YOU HEAR ME
Mitch
Mitch
Did that say 'Tell me about your mother?'?
I feel like someone is trying to tell me something but...
M.A.R.
M.A.R.
17:51
No that's a TV show
Mitch
Mitch
it's like ghosts whispering into a wind, whcile you have a pillow over your head
M.A.R.
M.A.R.
@Mitch If you go to a grocery store and buy a lottery ticket right very now, you will win a million dollars, the universe told me. Too bad you can't see this message.
Mitch
Mitch
wait
was that
no it was nothing
I mean, I can't even tell what -I'm- saying.
So really
none of this makes any sense
M.A.R.
M.A.R.
If you don't duck exactly three days and two hours and 28 minutes and 30 seconds from now, a wrecking ball will hit
Mitch
Mitch
even that
M.A.R.
M.A.R.
17:54
your neighbor's cat
Mitch
Mitch
I thinking of ...
an animal
no
yes
M.A.R.
M.A.R.
Uses an Ouija board
Mitch
Mitch
some sort of animal
when is this going to end?
M.A.R.
M.A.R.
Kick-mutes last for only a minute
We all know you're pretending now
Mitch
Mitch
I fell like it should only last for maybe at most...
a minute?
M.A.R.
M.A.R.
17:55
Stop low-key blinking and open your eyes young man
Mitch
Mitch
I've been rambling for so long I don't know how to tell time
I should consult a clock
Oh. look at that.
with your eyes open you can see so many more things
Ew
some of them are not so great
M.A.R.
M.A.R.
Amazing, right
Mitch
Mitch
I should always kick ban myself
M.A.R.
M.A.R.
It can give you psychic powers
Mitch
Mitch
reading through the transcript I think it is quite the opposite.
 
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SmokeDetector
SmokeDetector
19:08
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer, potentially bad keyword in answer (88): What is the English word for a lawyer's client? by Mel on english.SE
 
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Robusto
Robusto
21:12
@Gigili Wie denkst du, würde Trumps Haut diese Farbe haben?
@M.A.R. Eating poop emojis will turn your skin brown.
 
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Robusto
Robusto
22:42
@M.A.R. "Ouija" in English is pronounced "weeja" ... so a and not an Ouija board.
A lot of people call it a "weejy board" ...
SmokeDetector
SmokeDetector
23:22
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Mostly non-latin answer (50): "Instructions on" vs. "instructions for" by 777969339 on english.SE
Cerberus
Cerberus
Hello, hello.
Are the barbers open in your country?
I've just cut my own hair.

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