@RegDwigнt Rachmaninov is going to get passive-aggressive on your ass.

> If you eat a lot of carrots, your skin will turn orange from carotene.

Das kann doch nicht wahr sein, oder?

@Gigili Oh yeah, can relate. I turn white when I have an ice cream and red when I consume meat

Wait.

It's legit?

I should try eating leaves to reenact certain emojis

🤢

@Gigili Yes, it is the case. But you have to eat a lot of carrots.

I mean -a lot-

@M.A.R. If you eat enough meat to change your skin color, the color it turns is an ashen gray because enough meat to do that will kill you and you'll be in a dark box underground.

Enough ice cream on the other hand won't kill you but it will turn you pale from loss of liquids from explosive lactose intolerance.

Goddamit I violated the room rules.

self kick-mutes

haha now I can't see what I'm writing!

I have no idea what I'm saying now.

Can you see this?

bloop blorp bloop

CAN YOU HEAR ME

Did that say 'Tell me about your mother?'?

I feel like someone is trying to tell me something but...

No that's a TV show

it's like ghosts whispering into a wind, whcile you have a pillow over your head

@Mitch If you go to a grocery store and buy a lottery ticket right very now, you will win a million dollars, the universe told me. Too bad you can't see this message.

wait

was that

no it was nothing

I mean, I can't even tell what -I'm- saying.

So really

none of this makes any sense

If you don't duck exactly three days and two hours and 28 minutes and 30 seconds from now, a wrecking ball will hit

even that

your neighbor's cat

I thinking of ...

an animal

no

yes

Uses an Ouija board

some sort of animal

when is this going to end?

Kick-mutes last for only a minute

We all know you're pretending now

I fell like it should only last for maybe at most...

a minute?

Stop low-key blinking and open your eyes young man

I've been rambling for so long I don't know how to tell time

I should consult a clock

Oh. look at that.

with your eyes open you can see so many more things

Ew

some of them are not so great

Amazing, right

I should always kick ban myself

It can give you psychic powers

reading through the transcript I think it is quite the opposite.

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer, potentially bad keyword in answer (88): What is the English word for a lawyer's client? by Mel on english.SE

@M.A.R. Eating poop emojis will turn your skin brown.

@M.A.R. "Ouija" in English is pronounced "weeja" ... so a and not an Ouija board.

A lot of people call it a "weejy board" ...

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Mostly non-latin answer (50): "Instructions on" vs. "instructions for" by 777969339 on english.SE

Hello, hello.

Are the barbers open in your country?

I've just cut my own hair.