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thanks :)
1 hour ago, by David Wallace
There once was a young Englishman
who could never get his limericks to scan.
His rhyming was fine
But at the end of each line
His number of syllables always overran.
Especially underWEAR and proBLEM.
lol
they rhyme the best
@Cerberus AABBA - it's not supposed to!
I mean how old bear "rhymes" with underwear.
And whatever's going on with on them / problem.
12:02
So what did you get in exchange for your broadband?
@Cerberus my rhymes are prefect, just leik my spelling.
@DavidWallace It went umm quite well, so they'll call me later.
Haha! I read that before I looked at who posted it, and thought it was a response from Cerberus about his neighbour! LOL!
@MattЭллен And like mu typing.
@DavidWallace Oh! I see.
Neighbourly love.
@DavidWallace Yes, she is.
12:06
@Cerberus Um, that sounds almost biblical.
@DavidWallace It kind of is. Or Kantian.
@DavidWallace seven and four years older.
Hum?
My neighbours are loving their "friends" every night.
My love is friending neighbors.
I know of a three headed mutt
Whose ideas run chiefly to smut.
But he says them in Dutch;
I can't understand much;
But I know that he's quite off his nut!
12:11
My fiend was loving his neighbour
When another popped 'round for a favour
Of the sexual kind
But he didn't mind
In the end he got paid for the labour
claps
@Gigili Why?
damnit. I can't spell
@DavidWallace There's no why. Just accept it.
@Gigili I thought he was abroad?
12:21
@Gigili Please try to make that easier for me. What you're doing is very unfair.
Haha, very nice, both.
@Cerberus Who?
@Cerberus you're quite the inspiration :)
Good night everyone. I don't expect to visit this chat room again after tonight; it has suddenly become personally very difficult for me. Good luck everyone; it's been a pleasure getting to know you all.
CU @DavidWallace
12:27
Umm, whut?
Good night.
@Gigili Your love?
@DavidWallace Oh! Well, bye then!
@DavidWallace Wait, what!?
Don't leave me here!
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Q: participate, be involved

Mariner He participated in the project yesterday. Does it mean a) he was involved in the project yesterday, or b) he became involved in the project yesterday?

Nortonn.
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@DavidWallace Geezis.
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12:29
@simchona How would you know?
@JasperLoy oh pshaw, that's rich coming from you!
@jasper trust me.
usingenglish.com/forum/ask-teacher/174997-participate.html is a broken link to the same question.
@DavidWallace Bye! I'm glad I popped in here and saw this. Good luck!
@simchona oh dear
What's going on? What did I miss? Why is David leaving?
12:31
I was just going to ask if anyone thought the Chat the other day accomplished anything with Nortonn
@Cerberus I don't know. It was very sudden. I hope it's nothing terrible
@MattЭллен I am shocked.
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@simchona I see nothing there.
I completely did not expect this.
@room: Does anyone know anything?
12:32
@simchona I can't see the thread. I just assumed you were right :D
I have no idea.
@jasper I distinctly said it was broken.
Oh, Nortonn has used the name Mariner before, IIRC.
coughs
Google didn't cache the whole page but the search showed that page had it
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12:33
@simchona Where are the comments then? Must we have an account there to view them?
@KitFox Why are you coughing?
How can I respond the question What's up?
@jasper you're not reading. The comments are on the question I posted, then said "comments sound like him"
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@Mahnax She is shocked.
@FrankScience "I'm good, thanks. How are you?"
12:34
@Mahnax Choking on the scone I'm having with my tea.
@KitFox Aha. Well, I hope you don't die from it.
Seriously. Folks. We have a site. Use it.
@RegDwightАΑA Thanks.
Ah, Thursagen. Only two more years until we see him again.
@Mahnax I'm fine, thanks.
12:36
@KitFox Oh good.
Is How do you do commonly used now?
@FrankScience Not in the US.
And speaking of sites, what's with having 17 upvotes on our top question on the ELL site?
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@FrankScience I find how are you and its variants quite cliche.
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A: Do you really answer "How do you do?" with "How do you do?"

ShreevatsaRAs Cerberus wrote about 'U' English, replying to "How do you do" with "How do you do" used to be the case among some classes in England (at least), but it seems to be (sadly) nearly extinct. Kate Fox writes in the first chapter of Watching the English (which is about talking about the weather): ...

The last paragraph is especially of note.
@JasperLoy You meant that it's obsolete? It's taught in my first English class in preliminary school.
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12:39
Well, to be honest, as long as someone is not posting crap, I am OK even if he creates another account druing suspension.
@jasper he posted smut two days in a row. What now?
@FrankScience It is still used in England, but it is rather formal. Not something younger people would ever use amongst each other anyway.
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@FrankScience It's not obsolete. I just mean that I don't use it myself because it seems like a meaningless thing to say. It's just a greeting.
What I'm wondering, going by his comments in that room, Mr Nortonn has a firm grasp on prepositions and other words alike. So why does he ask all these questions to begin with? Not only are they useless to everyone else, they are also useless to himself, in point of fact.
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@RegDwightАΑA He might be crazy is many different ways.
12:43
It's a game. Attention seeking.
Also, maybe he thinks they will actually be helpful to some people.
@KitFox well yes, at this point.
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I will need to meet him in person to make a further diagnosis.
@Cerberus Umm, well I was talking nonsense there. Yes, he's or was abroad.
But it all started off as a series of questions a pineapple would have.
@JasperLoy Greeting is sometimes used. When you wanted to ask a math teacher some math problem, did you started with Given that $\alpha$...? without Hello, teacher or something else?
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12:44
@FrankScience I would just say Hello for instance.
@reg the URL on that forum link shows the original question was by the same user at Nortonn. Check out URLs by CoolSir or HomeLand.
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@simchona Maybe we should all create accounts there to see what happens there!
Yeah I also remember seeing at least one instance of him posting on SE and Yahoo Answers.
@Gigili Ah, OK, I understand.
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12:46
I am thinking why he posts the same question again. Did he not get good answers?
Did you *start with
So @Gigili, do you have any idea what's up with David?
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@Cerberus Er, why do you ask Gigili? Anyway I dunno. I am not following these things these days.
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@RegDwightАΑA Yahoo answers seems to be filled with badly written questions and answers.
@JasperLoy wait what, Yahoo Answers have answers?
12:49
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Q: "Open source" as a verb

Artem OboturovI encountered a problem when I started to write a report including some notes on open source software. The problem I have is if I can use open source as a verb like: We open sourced some software product. How should this be written — I mean in one word or with hyphen, etc.? Is there a d...

Surely this has been asked and answered. English can verb nouns. Period.
@Robusto yes, but this one's about orthography.
@jasper he calls it interrogation
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@Robusto Surely Reg has said that evrey word can be any part of speech. Full stop.
Well at least that's the part that keeps it open.
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@simchona I really think he is a bit delusional or might have split personality.
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12:53
I see that Mariner has been merged into Nortoonn.
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Soon they will all be merged into Thursagen.
So whats this new feature waiwai mentioned?
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I seriously think that Nortonn should be suspended for longer than Thursagen, say 10 years.
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@simchona No idea.
@Cerberus Umm, no. I have no idea.
12:54
@RegDwightАΑA Ah, you cheated by reading the whole question. Shame on you.
And why's David leaving
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Also, don't push Nortonn too much. He might take a knife and stab you if he finds ouit where you live.
@Robusto that wasn't my intention at all, it's just that I fixed it earlier today.
Anyway, gotta motor. CU.
Hab Spaß.
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12:56
@Robusto Byes.
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Nortonn can't stab me though, because I am NOTW. Mwahahaha.
@Cerberus Umm, no. I have no idea.
@simchona It is painful for him to be here, apparently.
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@Gigili Maybe he just left to catch the bus.
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@Mahnax What happened?
12:58
@JasperLoy You know just as much as I do about that.
@KitFox How could you banana this broadband? I am seriously trolling the cat.
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@Mahnax I think you should reverse the I and you, but of course you were aiming for poetry.
@MrShiny I knew you would come around.
@Gigili Could you ask him, or give him my e-mail?
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@kit How is your story coming along? Are you gonna publish a book soon?
13:00
@JasperLoy Slowly. Nope.
Well, I'm off to eat breakfast and then walk to school. Bye all!
Later!
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@Mahnax CU
bye @Mahnax
First David, then Robusto, now Mahnax. What's going on? People are leaving like flies
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@MattЭллен I am always with you, even to the end of the world.
13:02
phew!
Flies are leaving like people. The ship have fled the rats.
imagine! people trying to leave and continually hitting the wall, and flies getting out of windows first time. it would be a topsy-turvy world
I wonder why triangle me fraudulently whiskers. mango?
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 WHat???
@JasperLoy you have to read it backwards. Oh, and with a Russian accent.
13:06
@JasperLoy I WONDER WHY TRIANGLE ME FRAUDULENTLY WHISKERS. MANGO?
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@RegDwightАΑA Unfortunately, I know neither.
first hear me sheesh time you didn't? the
Shouting "mango" is okay, that's the safeword of this chat. But "triangle"? Come on, duderette.
Durian.
Durian what?
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13:08
Rambutan.
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Have you people had rambutans before?
@Cerberus Done.
@Gigili Oh! I didn't know that. Thanks again.
@JasperLoy I only know Rambu I through IV. Is Rambutan a working title of the next installment?
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@RegDwightАΑA Before I say something, I want to say, I know that is a whoosh!
13:13
@RegDwightАΑA First Rambusin, then Rambucos
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Rambusin carne?
That would have to be followed up with Rambucon, not Rambucos.
whiskers fraudulently wonder why mango I me triangle
no, that doesn't make sense
Yeah yeah. Talk to the hand.
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Triangles remind me of teletubbies.
What about just one triangle?
13:15
@RegDwightАΑA sin -> cos -> tan
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One triangle? Depends on whether it is inverted. It could be male or female.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yes, I know. Must I now explain mine?
@RegDwightАΑA I guess cuz I didn't get it
Chili con carne (chili with meat) or more commonly known as simply "chili" is a spicy stew containing chili peppers and meat. Traditional versions are made using chili peppers, garlic, onions, and cumin, along with chopped or ground beef. Beans and tomatoes are frequently included. Variations, both geographic and personal, may involve different types of meat as well as a variety of other ingredients. The variant recipes provoke disputes among aficionados, which makes chili a frequent dish for cook-offs. Chili is also used as an ingredient in a number of other foods. Origins and history I...
There is also chili sin carne. That is like chili con carne, except different.
Jul 16 at 19:23, by RegDwight ΒВB
This analysis has been brought to you by the Joke Decomposer.
I tried to google it but "rambusin" but all Google gave me was "rambus in the news"
13:17
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 well that's where he belongs, no?
@RegDwightАΑA that is the piece I was missing.
Don't want a rambus in your foregarden, say.
Oh, dude. Come on, don't be gross.
Gross and Grachel.
@RegDwightАΑA I don't want any kind of bus in my garden
13:18
A hex key, hex wrench, Allen key, Allen wrench (also known by various other synonyms such as Inbus and Unbrako) is a tool of hexagonal cross-section used to drive bolts and screws that have a hexagonal socket in the head (internal-wrenching hexagon drive). The Allen® name is a registered trademark, originated by the Allen Manufacturing Company of Hartford, Connecticut circa 1910, and currently owned by Apex Tool Group, LLC. Its genericized use is discouraged by this company. The standard generic name used in catalogs and published books and journals is "hex key". Nomenclature The ...
What about this bus? It's pretty in!
What about a rhombus?
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Except chiobus. A chiobu is a pretty girl in dialect here.
Those are totally hip and fresh.
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@KitFox Or a science omnibus for the kids.
Also, Unbrako is the most hideous word.
@KitFox No thank you. Last time I was in Rome, I preferred to take the underground.
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13:20
Words are not hideous because they cannot hide.
Guus Hiddink (; born 8 November 1946) is a Dutch football manager and former player. He is currently the manager of the Russian side, FC Anzhi Makhachkala. He is considered to be one of the best managers of his generation and was the best-paid coach in international football in 2009. His achievements include winning the European treble (Eredivisie, Dutch Cup and European Cup) with PSV Eindhoven; managing the Netherlands and taking them to the semi-finals of the 1998 FIFA World Cup; leading South Korea to a fourth place finish in the 2002 FIFA World Cup, the first and only Asian team to re...
Ah, the Roman metropolitana.
This guy can hide.
@RegDwightАΑA Stop that.
No football.
@JasperLoy words hide all the time. For example, if you look inside the word "expunge" you'll find a hidden sponge
13:21
@Cerberus What football?
That one.
We are comparing people's hiddink abilities.
This guy wins. Is all.
I vote for Hyde.
Nice try, Jekyll.
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Jinx.
13:22
Now go play in your Hyde Park.
hides in sack
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 well after email and ecommerce it was clear the esponge would follow.
(Pictured: esponge following after email.)
Arms extendo.
Legs extendo.
@RegDwightАΑA LOL I wasn't expecting that. Nearly coughed water all over my keyboard.
@Gigili Nin extendo.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 nöone expects the Squarish Inquisition.
13:26
@RegDwightАΑA Nor Expunge-Bob, Square pants
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 One only coughs blood. Now one can cough water too?
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 True, true.
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@RegDwightАΑA False false = true true.
May 6 at 21:38, by RegDwight ΒВBẞ8
What will they invent next?
@JasperLoy er, what? you can cough anything that's in your lungs.
13:27
e.g. I cough poisonous fungal spores on my enemies
Very apropos.
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Apropos sounds like ananas.
You sound like ananas.
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No, you sounds like mu.
Aug 5 '11 at 15:24, by RegDwight Ѭſ道
@JasperLoy Eine Kuh macht Muh. Viele Kühe machen Mühe.
And we've come another full circle. Reboot the universe!
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13:30
Eine Kleine Nacht Musik.
Mar 14 at 14:57, by RegDwight Ѭſ道
Just don't put them into a Klein bottle.
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By the way, your AAA looks different in different places.
Tell those places to go shoot themselves.
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In some places, the A in the centre looks shorter. In other places, they are identical.
Shorter? It looks longer to me on the main site.
(A typical complaint a doctor hears.)
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13:31
Maybe we have different fonts installed.
Maybe we are just different.
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Of course, I am NOTW. You are OTW. QED.
Maybe you need to get your eyes tested.
Who you call Ottawa? Them's fighting words.
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@Gigili You did not notice any difference?
13:33
@JasperLoy still two mistakes in there, BTW.
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@RegDwightАΑA Yes. The only reason I wrote that was because I remember the music teacher saying it.
@RegDwightАΑA What are they? That night musics can't be klein?
Just use KV 525 instead.
@JasperLoy Between?
@Gigili I thought you knew things about German.
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13:34
OK where I saw the middle A being shorter was on the main page on the right of posts.
@RegDwightАΑA Great Scott! Five hundred twenty-five kiloVolts!
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 you misspelled Giga.
This is the navigation for a forum thread on a certain kernel for the Galaxy Nexus, opened in November. Insane.
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But now I have less fonts installed, so the three A's are the same.
13:36
They call that navigation? No wonder the galaxy is still much unexplored.
How am I gonna generate that kind of power? It can't be done, it can't! I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drug store, but in 2012, it's a little hard to come by.
*1984
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 oh I have a marvellous plan. How about you just go back in time?
@RegDwightАΑA I need 525kV
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 ZAP
13:37
@Cerberus Are you trying to suggest that Back to the Future takes place in 1984?
There you go. Feeling better now?
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 What happened in that year in history?
@Cerberus I need it in the flux capacitor, dummy
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Oh, is that what you were referring to? Haven't seen it.
@RegDwightАΑA Don't forget me.
13:37
It ain't called Back to the 1984 for no reason.
Oops.
@Gigili okay, here goes.
' (Serenade No. 13 for strings in G major), K. 525, is a 1787 composition for a chamber ensemble by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. The German title means "a little serenade," though it is often rendered more literally but less accurately as "a little night music." The work is written for an ensemble of two violins, viola, and cello with optional double bass, but is often performed by string orchestras. Composition, publication, and reception The serenade was completed in Vienna on 10 August 1787, It is not known why it was composed. Hildesheimer (1991, 215), noting that most of Mozart's serena...
Zwei Anfängerfehler. Jeder sollte imstande sein, sie als solche zu erkennen.
Gah, here I was about to scold Jasper for trying to take part in a BTTF discussion when he hasn't seen it, but then Cerb comes in and pineapples it all up too! yeesh
You two should go see the movie.
Seriously. That dog has seen Sex and the City 2.
2
Or just read all the memes relating to it
13:39
And he hasn't seen Back to the Future.
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@RegDwightАΑA I also know ich liebe dich by the way. I see it at McDonalds where they try to have different languages for saying I love you.
@JasperLoy whoa, you trust a commercial in one country to get a foreign language from a different country correct?
Seriously, not having seen Back to the Future is a crime against humanity. The Geneva Resolution is exceptionally clear on this.
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I am not seeing BTTF because I am busy inventing the time machine you see in BTTF.
how will you know what it looks like?
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13:43
I will post the machine in this chat when I am done. Then we can all go BTTF.
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Seriously, the things that are starred are not funny at all.
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How can we ping this guy?
The starred things are not supposed to be funny.
You totally misunderstand what starring is for.
@عليباراس like this?
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13:46
@RegDwightАΑA Yeah that's what I thought, but I think it will have no effect.
Well not if he doesn't show up, no.
even if he does, he can't chat yet
Besides he'd need another 4 reps.
Jinx.
@JasperLoy We're not jesters.
13:49
@MattЭллен what kind of coke is that?
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@MattЭллен Is Vario the new Cola?
@RegDwightАΑA it's Vario Collar
Next time you complain about my stars, I'll flag you. Seriously.
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Also I prefer Pepsi, which is what they have at KFC.
13:49
Next time you flag a message, I'll star it. Seriously.
restrains his star hand with difficulty
retrain my tar hand
hands out restraining stars
While retraining my hand to tar
And restraining my hand from the star
An error in grip
My hand it did slip
And tarred up the stars near and far
14:06
I'm lost.
Actually I'm not lost. I'm geographically challenged.
No, I'm confused.
Whatever.
The most interesting thing I've done today was joining team Umizoomi.
why is it so hard to stay awake, today?
wakes up Whaa?
zzzzzzzzzz
Nice ugh shoes.
14:16
0
Q: The best I have ever seen, best i ever saw

VixenNot a native english speaker so bear with me: Which one of the following is correct - if both, what is the difference? That kitten is the cutest I ever saw. That kitten is the cutest I have ever seen.

Not this again.
is a dupe?
this is related:
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Q: 'Did see' and 'Saw'

rest_dayThe blog post here uses the title ` "Isn't this just the cutest thing you ever did see?" ` I am sure this is correct, but my question is, but what difference it would have made had he used "Isn't this just the cutest thing you ever saw"?

but I can't find a dupey dupe
OIC
@MattЭллен still waiting for someone to add that one to ELL. We have tons of emphatic-do questions.
14:52
Hello
@MattЭллен indeed I am! It is terribly informative.
Glad to hear it :)
@Anonymous Hello.
15:11
0
A: When should I choose "had come" over "came" in the following sentence?

JasperI don't think sent should also needs had along with held and decided, and I feel represented should be turned into was representing. Other than the first two sentences which states something, the others relate everything in the past.

Nice try, @Jasper.
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@RegDwightАΑA There are at least two more JLO's in my high school, all in different years though.
No need to register as a new user to answer such questions.
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@Gigili I am using him as a sockpuppet. People would not suspect me in that way.
> I don't think sent should also needs had along with help and decided...
what?
I can't begin to figure out what Jasper is trying to say
@JasperLoy Then I suggest that you go out to eat.
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15:21
@MattЭллен It might be Jasper from Twilight, lol.
@JasperLoy or maybe it's a talking rock!
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@MattЭллен Yeah, maybe it's a manifestation of my extra consciousness.
or at least a rock that can get online and post on SE
The first part of your first sentence doesn't make sense. — Matt Эллен 3 mins ago
Or an entire town in Wyoming!
Are you saying that the second sentence does?
> Other than the first two sentences which states something, the others relate everything in the past.
@RegDwightАΑA I can read it and extract meaning from it
Please extract some meaning for me. I'm thirsting for it.
@RegDwightАΑA the first two sentences state something. the others relate everything in the past
it might not make a lot of sense, but at least I can read it
Well if you throw away words like that, then the first sentence makes just as much sense.
15:24
@RegDwightАΑA A glass of extracted meaning, sir?
> I don't think sent should also needs had along with held and decided, and I feel represented should be turned into was representing.
Throw away a couple words and you get
@RegDwightАΑA I'm not throwing away words, I was giving my interpretation
> I don't think.
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Q: See, Count, Present Tense

SouthernSuppose somebody in some current situation give me a box of apples and he claims there are 5 apples in there, but there are only 4 apples when I look into the box: 1 "I can see only 4 apples." 2 "I see only 4 apples." 3 "I can count only 4 apples." 4 "I count only 4 apples." It se...

HAHAHAHAHAHA
15:25
@KitFox they've only got one computer between them, poor things
Now he's terrorising Writers.
oh dear. poor writers.
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@RegDwightАΑA You mean Nortonn?
@JasperLoy yeah, the question was cross posted (but is now inaccessible) over at UsingEnglish.com
Only one thing can help us now
2 days ago, by Mr. Shiny and New 安宇
user image
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15:32
@MattЭллен So that's how you guys know it is him. Seriously why post all over the internet?
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I think we may need the Interpol.
@JasperLoy Interpol is probably not interested.
the internet's not serious business for interpol
Lunch. Later!
have a good one!
15:35
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 pink ponies?
@RegDwightАΑA no, "one thing", so, "pink pony"
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@MattЭллен After that, have a big one, lol.
sock puppet follows suit
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When did Reg start saying poof? After Matt started saying toodles?
15:46
This kind of lol-ing is new to me.
@JasperLoy He's been terrorizing UE for over a year, I think
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@simchona He seems to have a lot of energy doing that.

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