@RegDwightѬſ道 I recommend you to merge.

I will recommend you to the warden of the asylum for people who think they are Asian characters.

@Cerberus I'd rather be a character than an animal.

Have you no respect for the Lord's creatures?

@Cerberus You are not one of the Lord's creatures. You are a dark servant of Hades. Begone back to the darkness!

The Lord of Darkness, d'oh.

Also, your master got duped out of his birthright. He was the eldest of the gods and should have reigned from Olympus instead of the nether regions.

But thinking it over, I guess you were always all about the "nether regions," @Cerberus.

Pah, you know I am a prude.

@Robusto The thing is, who gets you in the end? Exactly.

@Cerberus Pertinent anagrams: Hades => shade => heads. Heads!

Yay!

See? It's not such a crazy place down there.

You also have a shed.

Is it a bike shed?

Depends on the color.

You're a narwhal?

They might bacon at midnight, but the rest of the day is spent causing a commotion. Cause they are so awesome.