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21:05
@MattЭллен I have one night stand, right next to my bed. My wife has one too. We put lamps there.
*one night-stand
Later, pipls!
cya @kit :)
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I have shelves there, so I guess that's the same
@MattЭллен There you go. no need for a rape at all! You've already got one night stand.
21:09
But where do you put the rapes? I mean, they have to go somewhere, right?
@Robusto D'rapes go on d'window.
@SpareOom Well, yes, but D'rapes are of a very low order. What about the A, B, and C versions?
@Robusto I've only heard of crapes, which most people call crepes.
21:16
Rape is very important. Think what life would be like without rapeseed.
That's broccoli rabe.
@MetaEd Can you make Canoli out of that?
@MetaEd see link
Rapini (also known as Broccoli Rabe (or Raap or Raab), Broccoletti, Broccoli di Rape, Cime di Rapa, Rape, Rappi, Friarielli (in Naples) is a common vegetable in the cuisines of southern Italy (in particular Basilicata , Puglia, and Sicily), Galicia (northwestern Spain), and China. The plant is a member of the tribe Brassiceae of the Brassicaceae (mustard family). Rapini is classified scientifically as Brassica rapa subspecies rapa, in the same subspecies as the turnip, but has also been treated as Brassica rapa ruvo, Brassica rapa rapifera, Brassica ruvo, and Brassica campestris ruvo. R...
21:20
@MetaEd you are technically correct, but the eggcorn broccoli rape is widespread enough to compete with the correct rabe
Broccoli di rape in Italian, to be sure.
Rapini! it's a good word.
Rapine and slaughter!
it's a turnip!
I love that word. Eggcorn.
That and mondegreen.
21:22
this is my preferred broccoli:
My wife knows a guy named Brock Lee
@MattЭллен What's it named?
Violent rapini?
purple long-stemmed broccoli
It's very pretty. Wonder if I can get it locally.
I don't know its cool names
21:24
Well time for me to go.
cya @MrShinyandNew :)
Friarielli (in Naples) on pizza is good.
Gotta motor. CU.
OK back!
CU @Robusto
21:24
@Robusto Thanks!!
Going to try your script now.
@Robusto I don't know why I read it: it is inexplicably fun and satisfying. I nearly always agree with Prudence.
well here's something different and on-topic: sott.net/articles/show/…
@JSBᾶngs That's insane!
@JSBᾶngs O_O; Yo no comprendo
@JSBᾶngs That's not real, is it. XP
@JSBᾶngs So what did she do exactly? It isn't clear. Did she use her hands? How did the daughter behave during the act(s)?
This report is not very clear, at least not to me.
@Robusto Yes, it works!! Thank you so much!
21:35
@Cerberus yeah, i think i can do without details on this one
@JSBᾶngs Well, don't you think they matter?
@JSBᾶngs It's so crazy sounding I was wondering if it's a site like the Onion.
meh.
anyway, time for me to go for the day
cya @JSBngs
21:58
Shh.
NO U
N E WAI. I NEED SLEEPS
@MattЭллен offers cold coffee i herd this werk grate fer bed tyme toddy rite?
Time to try to close 2011 and truly screw up the accounting system.
"Italians serve rape on pasta."
@MattЭллен nite nite sweep tight!
22:06
How are things in War Drobe?
nite nite, @Matt
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 I think I am an exception. I am not homophobic but easily aroused by gay porn.
Well, lots of people who aren't homophobic are aroused by gay porn.
That's not exceptional.
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Yeah just referring to the study he pointed out.
I know.
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22:10
Well, maybe because I am subconsciously gay? Hehe.
If you find men sexually arousing, then I think you are probably not heterosexual.
@Cerberus De nada, mi amigo.
user19161
Nah I think I am not gay, but I am just easily aroused by EVERYTHING.
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I am aroused by over 9000 things.
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Cheese and rice, I have not had a starred message for very long in this room!
22:14
"Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you." — The Stranger, The Big Lebowski
user19161
That day I went to gaming and said that everything there was starred. That got 5 stars immediately!
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@Robusto Only in Soviet Russia.
@WillHunting He was talking about Los Angeles.
brb
Cheese and rice, this bug pasta is delicious!
user19161
The problem is, we have a contingent of high-rep users who reflexively vote to close almost everything as "general reference" (even when it is nothing of the sort), and another contingent who simply agree with everything on the Close tab of the 10K tools, without pausing to think or (gasp, horrors) read. – Marthaª 5 hours ago
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22:18
I sort of agree with her observation!
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@Kitḫ Looks good.
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But I think people who eat parma ham and smoked salmon are nuts, too salty.
@Kitḫ Aww that's adorable!
user19161
What is the longest short form like ROFLMAO?
user19161
That's seven letters of internet speak. Any longer?
22:25
ROFLCOPTER
wysiwydg
ykinok
otinoctyad
Oh, wait. That was only 6.
user19161
So many meanings.
user19161
I think urban dictionary should be published as a hardcopy, or maybe it already is!
user19161
22:28
I woud definitely NOT get it.
That would rather defeat the purpose, methinks.
@Robusto OK. I give. What is it?
On the Internet no one can tell you're a dog.
Oh! I didn't know there was a short form for that. It's like the EZ, bitches!
Uh-oh. Mommy's been eating a little too much pasta straight from the pot.
What is the onomatopoeia word for eating too much pasta from the pot?
burp
22:34
ontomatopasta?
3
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@aediaλ Good thinking!
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But I don't like tomato pasta.
user19161
I like carbonara.
This is pasta and cheese, though.
trying not to worry that her boys aren't home yet
also trying not to finish the rest of the pasta
Also, I'm drinking this soda and eating ham.
I'm telling you because I just know that you are fascinated with every facet of my life.
user19161
Think I never tasted blackberries in any form.
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22:40
Blueberries yes.
They are a lot like raspberries.
They are sometimes called black raspberries, I think.
user19161
Raspberries and strawberries are similar at least in jam form.
The blackberry is an edible fruit produced by any of several species in the Rubus genus of the Rosaceae family. The fruit is not a true berry; botanically it is termed an aggregate fruit, composed of small drupelets. The plants typically have biennial canes and perennial roots. Blackberries and raspberries are also called caneberries or brambles. It is a widespread, and well known group of over 375 species, many of which are closely related apomictic microspecies native throughout the temperate northern hemisphere and South America. Growth and anatomical description Blackberries are p...
@WillHunting True, but I think strawberries are sweeter.
user19161
BlackBerry is a line of mobile email and smartphone devices developed and designed by Canadian company Research In Motion (RIM) since 1999. BlackBerry devices are smartphones, designed to function as personal digital assistants, portable media players, internet browsers, gaming devices, and much more. They are primarily known for their ability to send and receive (push) email and instant messages while maintaining a high level of security through on-device message encryption. BlackBerry devices support a large variety of instant messaging features, including BlackBerry Messenger. Blac...
Interesting. Apparently blackberries and black raspberries are different species.
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22:45
Rubus occidentalis is a species of Rubus native to eastern North America. Its common name black raspberry is shared with the closely related western American species Rubus leucodermis. Other names occasionally used include wild black raspberry, black caps, black cap raspberry, thimbleberry, and scotch cap. Rubus occidentalis is a deciduous shrub growing to 2–3 m tall, with prickly shoots. The leaves are pinnate, with five leaflets on leaves strong-growing stems in their first year, and three leaflets on leaves on flowering branchlets. The flowers are distinct in having long, slender sep...
Blowing a raspberry or strawberry or making a Bronx cheer is to make a noise signifying derision, real or feigned. It is made by placing the tongue between the lips and blowing, making a sound redolent of flatulence. In the terminology of phonetics, this sound can be described as an unvoiced linguolabial trill . It is never used in human language phonemically (i.e., to be used as a building block of words), but it is widely used across human cultures. Nomenclature varies: in the United States, Bronx cheer is sometimes used; otherwise, there and in other English-speaking countries, it i...
Hey, I didn't know you could do that! Or that the raspberries actually liked it!
Ugh. OK. Time for me to go. Later!
@Kitḫ Bai! Leave some pasta for the rest of us!
23:10
Seems like it always happens the first time.
23:23
What's the word we use for editorial bitching and moaning in an answer?
Personal attacks?
Griping, whining, ...
trolling ... I can't get it.
Griefing?
Bueller?
23:40
I hate my toe.
Okay, I hate it too. Solidarity.
No, but seriously, it is quite painful.
There is a recurring infection. Every time I fix it, it comes back three months later.
The nail?
Yep.
It grows into the flesh, and causes infection.
This is funny.
Seeing as how there is another starred Tim Minchin video, it must be relevant.
23:55
We love Tim.
Peeving?
Maybe that's what I'm looking for. Peeving.

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