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20:01
What the heck are you guys flagging so much of that doesn’t piss @Reg off?
On SO it was trivial because of their queue, but our bat signal only went off twice.
Well I am the one who tells people what to flag, so.
Trying to make a list of 40 questions to upvote tomorrow. It is exhausting.
Am at nine now.
Oh right, it has to be questions. Sheesh.
Well that's playing it safe.
I keep thinking I’ve already upvoted all the questions worth upvoting.
I guess I could always edit it first. :)
You need like 10 questions to start with. After that it's smoother sailing, just not perfectly smooth if I remember correctly.
20:05
I got the skull from deleting and undeleting my own answer. hmmm
Good to know.
I figured that you used superpowers to get yours.
I guess I could find no-longer-relevant comments.
Ah! You have the funnel but not on ELU!
This new layout keeps playing tricks on me.
Yeah.
It’s a tinfoil hat.
Y'all are welcome to vote the questions up that I have posted answers to; I guarantee that the questions behind the top 10 of my answers will be fairly interesting.
20:08
No?
@tchrist of course it is.
9 hours ago, by RegDwigнt
Looks like a funnel though.
Mr Kringle is always a font of spurious comments.
Today is so freaking slow.
Hi. what does the( borrowing the source language idiom) mean? can you say an example for it?
Nobody is on the site. At all.
Questions get like 17 views in an hour.
The voting situation is even worse.
20:10
And why you are a Dallasite, I have no idea.
@IceGirl I am not sure which part of that is what. The punctuation is weird.
@RegDwigнt You could be from Dallas, TX! — Kris yesterday
@IceGirl Someone or some language uses expressions from another language, the "source" language.
can you say an example for it?
I answered a simple question 40+ minutes ago. Not a single vote.
In the mean time, someone posted a way awesomer answer. Not a single vote, either.
Is there some public holiday today or what?
I mean, it's not just ELU.
I linked to the Cooking stats earlier.
All these 100000+ of hats are smoke and mirrors.
20:13
English uses à la just as French does. It has borrowed the idiom à la from the source language, French.
99000 of them were awarded automagically. Actual people are barely scratching the surface.
I need a complete expression for it and a good example
y = f(x)
@tchrist yeah what's the deal with that? I never got it.
ok good example
20:16
I have no clue, and I’ve even lived in Dallas before. Seems rather like your elephant to me.
can you explain more about it without example
I did start down that road, as you’ll’ve seen.
Yeah. "Thanks fixed" and "fixed thanks" are all taken. Gotta be creative now.
But here you have a couple, plus the corresponding predecessors.
Or parents, rather.
Did you know that one’s padres are both one’s dad & mom in Spanish, but that you cannot do that with pères in French, which would only include dads? You have to say mes parents in French, which is the same as English, but mis parientes in Spanish is just one’s relatives not one’s parents?
20:25
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A: Why “half past” and not “half to”?

Barrie EnglandIf you make it a matter of personal preference you will defeat one of the purposes of language, which is to make your meaning clear to your listeners or readers. If no one else says half to, you may find that you will be asked to repeat what you have said in some other way. There is also a more d...

Barrie could use a hat.
@tchrist yeah sort of. I'd never care enough to write it all down in that amount of detail but something something yeah I know.
@tchrist That's interesting, because parent(e) in French also means "relative".
In addition to "parent", I mean.
You can’t say mes pères to includes both your parents in French à moins que tous les deux soient hommes.
Yes, but you can say mon parent for a distant cousin.
Why the hell doesn’t French have a word for “both”?
Neither does Dutch, not as in English.
20:29
Spanish and Portuguese and Galician and Catalan and Occitan and even German for the love of God all have such a word.
And shouldn't that be des hommes? Not entirely sure, but simply hommes looks a bit...bare.
Ambos padres.
@Cerberus Yeah, I was wondering.
But I’m not sure.
I would definitely say des hommes.
Ambos padres míos son hombres.
You could use beiden in Dutch for both.
Or colloquially allebei.
20:32
@Cerberus What’s wrong with doing so?
But guess what amb means in Catalan — or even its part of speech.
Nothing, in this example.
Spanish ambos/ambas is defective by the way: it cannot occur in the singular.
Catalan amb is “with”.
But in general Dutch beide(n) does not work like English both; for example, you cannot say *beide de melk en de boter.
@tchrist As in Latin.
Such a useful word. I don’t understand why French lost it.
French often uses et...et as in Dutch, and also Greek and Latin.
20:59
TIL another example of Romanov foolishness. At the start of WWI, they instituted prohibition. No vodka would be sold. Since all vodka was sold through state-owned venues, this cut the country's GDP by one-third. Most countries, the duma dryly noted, try to increase revenues through varies taxes and levies when engaging in a costly enterprise like war.
@tchrist in Chinese you say "父母" which just means "father mother".
Or you can say 双亲 which means "pair of relatives"
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A: Hats order guide (Spoilers)

ʞunɥdɐpɐɥdSPOILERS BELOW Feel free to edit. On the Horror I'm not listening SockPuppet Upboated Ghost of winterbash past Bounty Hunter Archaeologist Chatty Chatty Marauder Robocop R-E-S-P-E-C-T Mr Peanut Monopoly McDuck Conspiracy Theorist The Stallman Florence Nightingale R...

21:14
@Robusto Not to mention the boost to morale that vodka can give, especially in Russia.
21:39
I have an announcement.
taps microphone
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 rests chin on hands Go on.
As of this weekend, I'm a regular Hack A Day contributor.
I'll be on the staff page on Thursday or so.
Cool. Give us a heads-up and a link.
I have one post up already and another scheduled for a little later today.
I have a second announcement.
HAAAATS!
21:43
Yes, HAAAATS.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Ooooh that's awesome!
I opened an Etsy store.
@aediaλ thanks, dude!
Well, ladydude.
I owe you a word.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Nice, grats. I wish the comments were a little more intelligent, but this is teh Internetz after all.
@Robusto Those are, so far, the nicest comments I've seen.
Wow.
21:47
According to my editor, they will tell me I'm ruining the site.
Probably with my boobs.
Boob reasoning mine.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Cool!
@Cerberus :D
I'm spreading Good Answer cheer.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 You're already ruined ELU with your boobs, so why not spread it around a little.
Just kidding. Boobs never ruined anything.
In fact, I don't think I've ever been in a situation that included boobs where the boobs didn't actually make it better. The healing power of boobs. It's real.
And I'm out!
21:58
'Night!
Well, this is goddamned wizardy right myaw: youtube.com/watch?v=7foDiXX-CcE&feature=youtu.be
@Robusto groovy!
@aediaλ wot?
OH.
Bah, I'm only 6 points away from rep capping.
Less than one upvote. When is the SE midnight officially?
I have never capped, reached 195 once but then I quit
@JohanLarsson Oh, dear. Worrying.
And the price is down to € 544...
did you sell?
22:37
No.
22:51
What did you buy in at?
€ 88 or so.
First-world problems.
Only 11 hats behind the c(r)ooks.
I think I finally capped, so it should be down to 10 soon.
There it is. Yeah baby, here I come.
> You earned R-E-S-P-E-C-T on English Language & Usage!
Why thank you.
OK. What do you need me to do?
!!youtube resect
23:06
@KitFox get hats! And then more hats! And then get some hats!
But how!?
Easy.
First, find a typo or anything to fix anywhere on this page.
Edit something there.
!!wiki respect
# Respect is a positive feeling of esteem or deference for a person or other entity (such as a nation or a religion), and also specific actions and conduct representative of that esteem. Respect can be a specific feeling of regard for the actual qualities of the one respected (e.g., "I have great respect for her judgment"). It can also be conduct in accord with a specific ethic of respect. Rude conduct is usually considered to indicate a lack of respect, disrespect, where as actions that honor somebody or something indicate respect. Specific ethics of respect are of fundamental import...
Very good. Let's see what's next.
23:09
@RegDwigнt OK.
You'll need to find obsolete comments and delete them not by deleting but by flagging as "obsolete".
How many?
This is a bit hard right now as all the easily googleable stuff such as "thanks fixed" has been taken.
@KitFox five for a hat, another ten for another.
Next up, undelete a question.
And yeah, keep an eye on the review queues. Five reviews are a hat. Five reviews in five different queues are another hat.
Wait a sec, I've got seven more obsolete to go.
You could bar me to get an executioner hat
23:13
@badass Is that a secret hat?
Are you volunteering?
And is it a chat ban or a site ban?
Speaking of chat, say something witty. Twice. You must get starred.
Yes @reg it is a hood
Wow Kit's up from 5 to 9.
I've been starred once already.
What's the Johnny Three Hat?
23:16
You get it for any three hats. Rich getting richer.
There's another one for twenty hats.
Pro tip: flag comments on deleted answers/questions.
Easy pickings.
Oh I see.
But I am good.
I have that hat already.
Perhaps next year.
I'll take the network wide ip ban please
It might not actually work. I lost count.
Undelete a question?
I've lost count too.
23:21
@KitFox could be your own.
You can also reopen rather than undelete.
Oh, but I hate that question. I hate that I asked it.
@KitFox you can always delete it again. If you hate it real good, I can delete it again for you.
Okay, the next one is real easy. Get a gold badge.
No, really.
Hm. Kit's highest-voted post, like, evar is at 51. That won't be trivial.
Perhaps she can get Steward or Populist.
47.
I think mods can't get Steward.
51
Q: How did Americans greet each other before "Hi"?

KitFoxI had assumed that "hi" was a somehow abbreviated form of "hello," but though both of these words appear to have originated from a noise to attract attention, hi actually predates hello. These words both appeared in the mid- to late 1800s, and seem to be primarily American usage. Does anyone kn...

I am looking at a 51 there, hon.
Assassin's Creed IV is out now, so you could totally just ask more questions about Pirate English and then delete them and undelete them, way, ay, roll an' go!
23:26
Oh, I was looking at answers.
@KitFox I have like five.
Steward is for review queues.
Not Marshall.
Oh, and tomorrow you will need to vote on 40 things. You only get that many votes if you start by voting on questions, not answers. To be completely on the safe side, just vote on 40 questions in a row. That's a hat. If all of them are upvotes, that's another hat.
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Q: Is there a semantic difference between "pedophile" and "pederast"?

KitFoxIf I understand the etymology of pedophile and pederast, both mean child lover. Is there a difference in their connotation? In some recent local news stories that discuss changing sex offender laws, the controversy has centered around dividing the pedophiles and the rapists from the more questi...

I could get famous question for this if we push 300ish more views.
230 more views.
Oh, excellent thinking.
feels pleased
Catch y'all later!
23:30
Can I vote on 40 questions today?
@KitFox have you voted on any answers yet?
Then no.
Otherwise, knock yourself out.
I've upvoted three questions.
Any others I should look at in particular?
Then you are good to go.
Just remember not to upvote questions from all the same people. These will get caught and reverted by the script.
Also, they don't all have to be upvotes. You can get the hat for that on another day, and for upvoting just one thing.
So basically if you vote on 37 more questions either way, you should be fine.
Might as well kill two birds with one an stone.
@KitFox Speaking of which, ten edits on anything get you the nursey hat.
23:34
Yay nursey hat!
Um, does a closure vote count toward my votes?
Also, if no sucker downvotes any of us until midnight, we should get yet another hat for free, for only receiving positive votes during one day.
@KitFox no. But don't get distracted with that.
You already have the hat for closing.
I just want to make sure I'm not wasting my upvoting-all-questions time.
Nah.
What you're doing now is the opposite of wasting time.
You're getting hats at godspeed.
My efficiency would impress Germans.
@KitFox you could go to the Review queue for Close Votes, though, which for me has 3 items right now, so probably for you as well. Since you have 2 reviews there already, that would get you to the threshold of 5.
23:38
I know, but I couldn't decide about the questions.
We are but one hat behind the cooks BTW. Go Kit!
@KitFox you can say "looks good", I will delete them all from orbit anyway.
Good mod, evil mod.
Hmm...
That's a bit sneaky.
shrugs
You don't say.
What do you think all the other people on all the other sites are doing right now?
Actually I take that back. It ain't even sneaky. If you're not sure, that's a "looks good". In dubio pro reo.
Shit. I thought I could get the two I skipped over back, but I can't.
Wevs. Can wait. Get back to voting.
That one could get close.
Not sure when midnight is.
Could be in 17 mins.
23:43
posted on December 16, 2013 by sgdi

A man who was obsessed with hats  Had run out and was left just with cats  So he lay down in bed  Wearing one on his head  But the cat didn’t think much of that

Midnight is still hours away.
Actually, I think it is at 8 my time.
We don't want to find out the hard way.
Is all I'm saying.
It used to be at 2 at night my time.
Then it used to be at 1 because of summer time or winter time or both.
And it is 15 minutes till 1 my time.
OK, OK, I had to wipe my son's butt, for heaven's sake!
3
I'm hurrying.
That is the precise amount of dedication we need. Wiping butts and single-handedly beating cooks all at the same time.

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