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12:01
Hey, what's up pal?
Hey, pally.
I have to shower and get ready for w*rk.
Laters!
Bai!
@RegDwigнt No. A wet log goes down like Paris Hilton at a frat party.
12:08
@Robusto Who is Paris Hilton? Never heard of her in five years.
!!lego 40056-1
That's the draft version.
Mmmmmhhhh, drafty.
12:11
I'm going to take off the -1 suffix.
Yeah there are like five sets in total where it matters.
And then figure out this other thing that uses JSON. Then you will really poop your pants.
This is so exciting. I always wanted to really poop my pants.
@RegDwigнt I'm going to make it an optional parameter. There are also alt views.
Jez
Jez
12:12
was Huffington Post always that trashy?
i seem to remember they did some decent journalism, now it seems to be a downmarket version of OK magazine
I don't know
@MattЭллен I read "huffington" and closed it immediately. Then I read the article's title and closed it immediately again.
lol
Now you know
@Jez no it wasn't.
@Jez that is precisely what happened, yes.
So @Matt, did you see the thing I pung you about? Did you? Did you?
Jez
Jez
12:15
pung :)
And now to get moar coffee!
@KitFox I saw that you pung me. I took a look over the code. What do you want to do with it?
I somehow stopped reading like two years ago, and checked them out again a couple weeks ago when I heard they were expanding and launching a German site. And the difference to the HP from two years ago couldn't have been more striking. I was appalled. I'd rather read Bild.
There is exactly zero content. They only really care about clicks. And it shows. They optimize the shit out of their stuff. In fact I read they launch the same article with different titles, check which one generates the most clicks, and drop the other ones.
like dupes at SE, but with more deletion!
They are in the business of grabbing attention for the sake of attention. I read a thorough analysis about just that shortly thereafter.
Every OTHER word is in A differENT!!! color, tOoOo.
It's like they are afraid that they'll lose your attention again, so they re-grab it with every single word.
@MattЭллен I dunno.
Well, I've only had a little look. are you looking for a way to incorporate it into your bot?
KitBot, Inc.
Yes, but shh don't tell Reg.
12:24
I am not listening anyway. I'm grabbing for attention.
LOOK AT ME!!!
looks at Reg
remembers about coffee
I am losing Kit. FORGET ABOUT COFFEE! REMEMBER ABOUT ME!
Ohai @Reg!
Phew das war close.
12:27
who are you?
I am the God of Hellfire.
looks at time
Look at meine Feuer! Ja!
goes to lunch
12:28
Oh shit, lost the Brit.
This business is wearing me down.
!!define business
@skullpatrol business (countable) A specific commercial enterprise or establishment.
!!redefine business
@RegDwigнt Are you excited? Maybe you meant: define
Maybe. Maybe not.
12:30
Hmm...
!!redefine fashion
@RegDwigнt Are you excited? Maybe you meant: define
Hey wear a boa already.
!!define boa
@skullpatrol boa Any of a group of large American snakes, of the genus
12:32
We'll never know the genus.
I should really try to fix that.
!!define !
@skullpatrol ! Denoting excitement, surprise, or shock.
But I guess one-boxing is done on server-side.
Well I don't really care which genus boa you wear.
12:34
!!lego 9469-1
!!define KitFox
@skullpatrol It means I aint got time to learn your $5 words
I wish I could link the picture to the detail.
Why are there so many Indian programmers?
12:34
Kit puts a price tag on herself.
@EnglishMaster because there are so many Indians.
@KitSox I am about to disassemble just that set.
They could major in Civil Engineering instead, but why did majority of them choose to study IT?
I don't know what the majority of them chooses to study. But I think it's more like dancing in the rain.
Bollywood is a multitrillion rupee business. IT is only a multimillion one, and the multimillions don't even go to them, they go overseas.
to be converted to millions
Damn, they told me to wear a Halloween costume tomorrow at work but I don't know what to wear. Manager told me I can just simply wear a t-shirt with scary stuff drawn on it but 95% of my T-shirts are just plain ones without any or little drawings on it =(
Jez
Jez
what workplace?
12:39
But that's cool, you can draw anything you want yourself!
you could wear no shirt, that should scare some people :D
You could wear half a shirt. That would scare off the rest as well.
OMG, Reg! Why didn't you tell me that BrickSet has a web service?
Korean guy dressed as John Snow
@KitFox I don't know much about its workings. And the little that I know I keep forgetting.
12:42
what is the dog dressed as?
@skullpatrol as a Mongolian warrior with a sword.
Gosh, I'm just going to wear a t-shirts with KEEP CALM thingy on it. Nobody cares about Halloween in Korea anyways.
why not?
Too busy playing LoL.
Or Ragnarok.
Or whatever the flavour du jour is.
Yeah, everyone in Korea plays League of Legend. It's the replacement of old Starcraft
13:19
!!lego 1234
!!lego 5432-1
!!lego
@skullpatrol I need a set number to look up.
13:22
!!lego 657483
@skullpatrol it needs to end -1
!!lego 2981-1
!!lego 696969-1
13:24
I don't think they've got that high
!!lego 12112-1
!!lego 1-1
13:26
!!lego 110-1
13:51
!!lego 685-1
@EnglishMaster That seems intrusive, that you -have- to wear a costume. How about "feel free to wear a costume at work"?
14:06
@Mitch "feel free to wear a costume to work" hint, hint. nudge, nudge "everyone's going to be doing it, you don't want to be the odd one out"
"also, your bonus will be affected by your costume"
14:23
I dropped the need to put a -1 in the most recent version, but it's not updated yet.
14:47
wow! Kit! It's like Christmas or something!
!!lego 4504-1
aw the bot's missing
I guess Kit's tinkering
15:26
@MattЭллен "What are you?": "My costume is a civilian". "Oh, I'm a layperson". "I'm an undercover agent as an office worker". "Wait, that's not fair, I came -as- an office worker".
@KitFox '-1' is overrated. I mean, what's a little round-off error.
 
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16:47
!!lego 4504
17:18
!!legopart 3001
!!legopart 4081a 0
@Reg @Mr.Shiny It's not great, but there's something for you.
17:31
posted on October 30, 2013 by sgdi

She found herself idle and stranded As if punished by being remanded Her pleasure begat Not by stroking her cat But by stroking her pussy left-handed

17:45
@KitFox yay! thanks
You know what would be cool? If you could do a query by name and it could return links to the first, say, 10 matches
like !!lego Millenium Falcon
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 You’d need fuzzy matching for that.
@tchrist oh, yeah, you have to spell things properly
That’s what I said.
Or apply fuzzy matching.
You have no idea how awesome using fuzzy-matching on my OED-grepper is.
Because that way I don’t have to know how to spell the damn word to look it up.
Yeah but Kit is passing this off to an API that does its own who-knows-what-kind-of query.
and they most certainly do not allow spelling errors. I actually spelled it wrong when testing the query, then came back here and put in my own error as the example. smacks head
Same ISBN.
Everybody is saying that Anus Horribilis is the most badass book they’ve read all year.
18:00
ha ha. Laughed so hard I fell off the toilet.
Luckily I hit my head on the sink and invented the flux capacitor.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Yes, that would be cool.
Ingrate.
If the web service worked, I could have done that, but alas, now I cannot.
17 mins ago, by Mr. Shiny and New 安宇
@KitFox yay! thanks
@KitFox oh, so how does it work then?
I'm teasing. It's just that I already thought of that.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 It builds a link based on the info you put in. It also doesn't check the input, so it's really dirty.
Our associate dean is going on administrative leave on Friday, I've just found out.
18:04
that's how my rebrickable masher works. I export the parts list from their site using HTML. then I use jquery to treat that HTML like a database, and build a model of the parts. Then I re-generate the HTML to show me different views. And I build links back to the site by brute-force.
@KitFox wow, will there be anyone left?
I don't know.
Oliver North, Mae West, ... East, ... South?
Hey! Did I mention I have an interview tomorrow?
@KitFox no, good! same place as before?
Yes. With the CIO this time.
I'm really nervous about interviewing with an exec.
I'm kind of low-class for that.
Also, he's new and European.
I think he might be Dutch.
rolls eyes
18:08
@KitFox I'm Dutch and used to be CIO.
uhoh. Tell him you know Cerb.
Joe South (February 28, 1940 – September 5, 2012) was an American singer-songwriter and guitarist. Best known for his songwriting, South won the Grammy Award for Song of the Year in 1970 for "Games People Play" and was again nominated for the award in 1972 for "Rose Garden". Career Born Joseph Alfred Souter, South started his pop career in July 1958 with the NRC Records novelty hit "The Purple People Eater Meets the Witch Doctor". After this hit, South's music grew increasingly serious. In 1959, South wrote two songs which were recorded by Gene Vincent: "I Might Have Known", which...
He better be tall, is all I'm saying.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Excellent. Never heard of him, but still!
@aufkag me neither.
But who under 30 has heard of Ollie North?
18:09
May East (also known as Maria Elisa Capparelli Pinheiro) is a Brazilian musician and an activist. As a musician, East started her career as a singer in the band Gang 90 & Absurdettes in 1981. In 1984 she released her first single, "Fire in the jungle/Índio", in Brazil and The Netherlands and some months later, her first album, Remota Batucada. The music was an original brand of electronica, folk music, and new wave pop. East also released the albums Tabapora and Charites. She moved to England and then to the Scottish community of Findhorn, where she focused on ecological activism and st...
Bobby East (NASCAR!)
I thought wikipedia would have a page called "People whose name is a cardinal direction" but when I googled that all I got was hits to "One Direction".
Turns out they have 4 pages, or rather 3 pages and one sub-page.
Funny how West and North are way more common than South and East as last names
Some dude's name is blah blah West, I don't think anything of it. But blah blah East, and I'm like "your name is a direction. WTF?"
I guess we're pretty much all from south and east of here.
South and east of where?
Maybe people from the north and west aren't good at thinking up other names.
18:16
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Here.
Oh, there. gotcha
Which is why other people are "North" or "West".
See?
If we were north and west, they'd be "South" and "East".
John Langdon Down, but no Ups.
Well, fuck.
> Could you please delete 2 students from my list? Leave the records that contains data and delet the ones that have no data entered.
Except that there are three duplicated students, and they all have data.
Allen Upward (1863 – 12 November 1926) was a poet, lawyer, politician and teacher. His work was included in the first anthology of Imagist poetry, Des Imagistes, which was edited by Ezra Pound and published in 1914. Upward was brought up as a member of the Plymouth Brethren and trained as a lawyer at the Royal University of Dublin (now University College Dublin). While living in Dublin, he wrote a pamphlet in favour of Irish Home Rule. Upward later worked for the British Foreign Office in Kenya as a judge. Back in Britain, he defended Havelock Wilson and other labour leaders and ran for ...
Downes is a surname of Irish and English origin, and may refer to: * Aidan Downes, Irish footballer * Andrew Downes (composer) * Andrew Downes (scholar) * Danny Downes, fighter * David Downes (Irish composer) * Doris Downes, American artist * Edward Downes (1911–2001), American musicologist, critic and quizmaster for the Metropolitan Opera * Sir Edward Downes (1924-2009), British conductor * Geoff Downes, English musician * John Downes (disambiguation) * Jonathan Downes * Katie Downes * Lorraine Downes, New Zealand beauty queen * Melissa Downes, Australian news presenter * Olin Downes, Ame...
18:21
Are there things like this that actually do work: Boy George Michael Jackson Five Star Sister Sledge Hammer Time?
Star sister?
The Star Sisters were a female Dance/Pop trio from The Netherlands that were very popular during the 1980s, most notably as the ladies who performed the chorus as members of Jaap Eggermont's studio act Stars on 45 and in a spinoff in which they performed as The Andrews Sisters in a medley that charted internationally in 1984. The members were Sylvana van Veen (B. 1950), Patricia Paay (B. April 7, 1949) and Yvonne Keeley (B. September 6, 1952). Paay and Keeley are sisters in real life. In 1984, they performed a song (during the film's end credits) on the Japanese film The Return of Godzill...
!!wiki star sister
The Star Sisters were a female Dance/Pop trio from The Netherlands that were very popular during the 1980s, most notably as the ladies who performed the chorus as members of Jaap Eggermont's studio act Stars on 45 and in a spinoff in which they performed as The Andrews Sisters in a medley that charted internationally in 1984. The members were Sylvana van Veen (B. 1950), Patricia Paay (B. April 7, 1949) and Yvonne Keeley (B. September 6, 1952). Paay and Keeley are sisters in real life. In 1984, they performed a song (during the film's end credits) on the Japanese film The Return of Godzill...
Huh.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Are you excited? Or did you need help with my workings?
Oh right. How do I do a random number in a range in javascript?
function getRandomArbitrary(min, max) {
  return Math.random() * (max - min) + min;
}
"Are there things like this that actually do work: Boy George Michael Jackson Five Star Sister Sledge Hammer Time?" Could that be a question on main and also ask for the name of this phenomenon (if successful)?
or for ints:
function getRandomInt(min, max) {
  return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min + 1) + min);
}
18:26
@aufkag Asking for the name might be successful. Asking for one that works? I don't know what that means.
@aufkag I don't think it's a good question for the site. We don't do fun here.
@KitFox Well, the longest you can think of.
Big-list
Then definitely no.
It's difficult to say what makes any pair of words allowable.
It's also generally not permitted to ask open-ended list questions. Though I personally disagree with that policy... in some cases it's very useful and appropriate, however in all cases TPTB have disallowed it.
It must be the name of a known artist (or any other job for that matter).
Is there an English equivalent to:
Opperlandse taal- & letterkunde (written in 1981) is a book dedicated to peculiarities of the Dutch language. It was written by 'Battus', one of many pseudonyms of Hugo Brandt Corstius. The title means "Upperlandic Language and Linguistics", where "Upperlandic" is word play on "Netherlandic". The book has ten chapters, numbered 0 through 9, that humoristically use the Dutch language. Chapters are interleaved, with all odd pages belonging to different chapters than the adjacent even pages. This confusion is, of course, intentional. Different fonts are used for both sets of pages. Chapter ...
?
18:31
Did you run it through a translator?
Oh, you mean, like the book.
Well, I can't find a good source for random coke images.
18:47
!!define coke
@skullpatrol coke (uncountable) Solid residue from roasting coal in a coke oven; used principally as a fuel and in the production of steel and formerly as a domestic fuel.
18:59
@KitFox Try cokes?
Pardon?
!!define pardon
@skullpatrol pardon Forgiveness for an offence.
In this case, it meant "What?"
I said that already.
19:07
no need to repeat it then, sorry
Yes, I fok horses.
!!define fok
@KitFox fok A foresail
raises eyebrow
!!urban fok
@KitFox Fok An unfortunate asian last name that, although common in China, is laughed by English speaking mofos because of its resemblence to the work fuck. However, because the Fok people have endured the name calling all their childhood and early adulthood, it makes them all down to earth cool people. Biatch.
19:11
Hmm.
!!define Fokker
@MετάEd No definition found.
When Joseph Luns, Dutch foreign minister, was asked by John F. Kennedy, "Do you have any hobbies?", the former replied, "Yes, I fok horses." All quite understandable, as to 'fok' means 'to breed' in Dutch. Equally understandably, Kennedy was unsure he'd understood correctly and inquired, "Pardon?" which Luns mistakenly took to be the Dutch word for horses ('paarden'), so he enthusiastically replied, "Yes, paarden!"
How do you tell her to grab a Wikipedia article?
19:11
!!wiki Ed
Edinburgh (; ) is the capital city of Scotland, situated on the southern shore of the Firth of Forth. With a population of 482,640 in 2012, it is the largest settlement in Lothian and lies at the centre of a Larger Urban Zone with a population of 817,800 {{cite web |url=http://epp.eurostat.ec.europa
!!wiki Fokker
Fokker was a Dutch aircraft manufacturer named after its founder, Anthony Fokker. The company operated under several different names, starting out in 1912 in Schwerin, Germany, moving to the Netherlands in 1919. During its most successful period in the 1920s and 1930s, it dominated the civil aviation market. Fokker went into bankruptcy in 1996, and its operations were sold to competitors. History At age 20, Anthony Fokker built his initial aircraft, the Spin (Spider)—the first Dutch-built plane to fly in his home country. Taking advantage of better opportunities in Germany, he mov...
She does the best she can.
We all do :-)
!!urban skullpatrol
19:14
@skullpatrol skullpatrol Skullpatrol names a group of Oakland Raider fans who specifically cheer for the defensive line.
!!urban KitFox
sad face
!!wiki KitFox
@KitFox [KiTFoX](http://kitfox.urbanup.com/4181391) KiTFoX: Named after a breed of North American fox, KitFox is all at once internet handy man, global law enforcer, and general guiding force of nature. In recent years, many people have taken to "giving their problems" to kitfox, in similar ways that many Christians will "let go and let god."

Being a relatively new phenomena that spans through the physical and spiritual world, and the connections of the internet, the debates over the true nature of KiTFoX are still in action. Some believe that KiTFoX is a man (a god-man akin to a Krishna)
6
{| |} The Denney Kitfox is a series of small personal kit aircraft with folding wings that was originally designed and manufactured by Dan Denney and his company Denney Aerocraft of Boise, Idaho. The Kitfox is unique in that it was one of the first designs to make popular a quickly folding wing that greatly eased transportation and storage. The aircraft is amateur-built and not type certified and was originally designed to accommodate a Rotax engine. The large appeal of the aircraft was in large part due to the fact it could be built by any handyman in a two car garage and the...
@KitSox lolwhut?
nice work KitSox
19:18
Added in 2009, so before it was me.
> all at once internet handy man, global law enforcer, and general guiding force of nature
That's you all right
It is rather oddly applicable.
wtf?
19:20
Those are not X-Men!
Not even the same universe!
!!urban wtf
@skullpatrol [WTF](http://wtf.urbanup.com/1884236) The World Taekwondo Federation.
WTF, holds many competitions throughout the world.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 That's just wrong, mashing DC and Marvel that way.
Although Aquamanatee did make me chuckle.
@KitFox I don't really see it as mashing DC and Marvel
19:22
lalalalalalala
You shouldn't mix them on the same page.
lol
funny how Marvel comics were more popular when I was growing up, but DC had more name recognition among non-readers. Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, Flash, etc. All more popular on TV and in movies than any marvel characters.
So I have a bunch of duplicate students. I think I am going to...ignore them until I finish the thing I am supposed to be doing.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I agree, except Spider-Man.
He was like the one holdout.
Marvel is just better.
Except for Vertigo.
Frank Miller stuff.
@KitFox Spider-man had a tv cartoon everybody knew. Hulk had a TV-show. But nobody knew the X-Men or Avengers.
I never understood why the Hulk was popular. I have never read a comic book where the story was improved by his presence.
Agreed.
There are many things you could do with that story, but nobody seems to want to do them.
Speaking of Swamp Thing, I ever tell you I ate waffles with Stephen Bissette one time?
Well, the problem is that comic book characters are stuck in Act Two. Their origin is done; now they are in the middle part. There can be no conclusion, because then they stop selling books.
"ate waffles"... is that a euphemism for something?
19:28
What? You are crazy.
No.
Alan Moore's stuff is good too.
OK, maybe I don't hate DC that much. Except most of their mainstream sucks balls.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 That is a euphemism for "eight waffles."
Hi @Rob. I have an interview tomorrow.
Grats. Good luck.
@KitFox No, seriously. It's why most of the characters get boring after a while. It's the same ol', same ol'. It's why so many characters can't get married, because that ends the romance arc permanently. Or if they do get married, there HAS to be some kind of unfortunate end to the relationship. etc.
Well, you don't read enough good comics then.
looks cross
19:31
I read comics for years. Then it got boring. too repetitive.
I thought Sandman and Preacher were good runs.
Hellblazer too.
Then there are dozens of good graphic novels.
Quite a few good Batman runs.
Sure, there are some good stories. and some good story arcs in some titles. But at the end of the arc, nothing is changed.
Gaston is a comic strip created in 1957 by the Belgian cartoonist André Franquin in the Franco-Belgian comics magazine Spirou. The series focuses on the every-day life of Gaston Lagaffe (whose surname means "the blunder"), a lazy and accident-prone office junior. Gaston is very popular in large parts of Europe (especially in Belgium and France), but except for a few pages by Fantagraphics in the early 90s (as Gomer Goof), there is no published English translation. Gaston Lagaffe goes by different names in various languages and countries: Guust Flater in Dutch, Tomás el Gafe in Spanish, S...
Kevin Smith's Daredevil story arc was really good.
Like, Superman friggin' DIED. Then some stuff happened. Then he came back from the dead and it was like he was never gone.
19:33
Well, not all of them are like that.
No. But all the big ones are like that.
At least, all the big ones I've read.
Meh. OK.
Hmm. Maybe I should put the Marvel Wiki in my Sox.
I guess that wouldn't really help, since no one-boxing.
Like the X-Men. sometimes they would have huge story arcs spanning half a dozen titles. Major shit would go down. At the end of the day, maybe one X-man dies. A bunch of back-stories are ret-conned. Things go back to normal. If you missed that run you'd be forgiven for not noticing it had happened.
OK, I'm headed home. I will probably spend most of my evening trying to figure out what to wear tomorrow. sigh
@KitFox collapse that one imo, not very nice to have on the screen if at work.
What is it called if you seem to keep on hearing sirenes long after they have gone?
Good q, I don't know
@JohanLarsson You have it as well?
maybe something like with the sound ringing in ones ears
still don't know the proper word for it, feels like there should be one
19:52
@JohanLarsson First internet hit is: Schizophrenia. :)
ok I attacked it by feeding echo to thesaurus
It's called "ringing"
and it is normal to have it
@skullpatrol Thanks! :)
Strangely, I only have it with sirens. Not with other sounds. Must be mental.
Only sirens give a long continuous shock to the ears right?
:)
That’s not what it is called.
20:01
I call it the way I hear it.
@tchrist Well, what is it called?
The condition of being afflicted with tintinnabulary sounds is called tinnitus.
!!define tinnitus
Or even with tintinnabulatory ones.
Tintinnabulatory has a nice ring to it.
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21:24
@tchrist nice, you did not have to look it up right?
22:02
On the other hand, when you whistle for your famous dog and he comes, that's Rin-tin-tin-ambulation.

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