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1:17 AM
@RegDwigнt Rachmaninov is going to get passive-aggressive on your ass.
 
 
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5:19 PM
> If you eat a lot of carrots, your skin will turn orange from carotene.
Das kann doch nicht wahr sein, oder?
 
5:42 PM
@Gigili Oh yeah, can relate. I turn white when I have an ice cream and red when I consume meat
Wait.
It's legit?
I should try eating leaves to reenact certain emojis
🤢
 
@Gigili Yes, it is the case. But you have to eat a lot of carrots.
I mean -a lot-
@M.A.R. If you eat enough meat to change your skin color, the color it turns is an ashen gray because enough meat to do that will kill you and you'll be in a dark box underground.
Enough ice cream on the other hand won't kill you but it will turn you pale from loss of liquids from explosive lactose intolerance.
Goddamit I violated the room rules.
self kick-mutes
haha now I can't see what I'm writing!
I have no idea what I'm saying now.
 
Can you see this?
 
bloop blorp bloop
 
CAN YOU HEAR ME
 
Did that say 'Tell me about your mother?'?
I feel like someone is trying to tell me something but...
 
5:51 PM
No that's a TV show
 
it's like ghosts whispering into a wind, whcile you have a pillow over your head
 
@Mitch If you go to a grocery store and buy a lottery ticket right very now, you will win a million dollars, the universe told me. Too bad you can't see this message.
 
wait
was that
no it was nothing
I mean, I can't even tell what -I'm- saying.
So really
none of this makes any sense
 
If you don't duck exactly three days and two hours and 28 minutes and 30 seconds from now, a wrecking ball will hit
 
even that
 
5:54 PM
your neighbor's cat
 
I thinking of ...
an animal
no
yes
 
Uses an Ouija board
 
some sort of animal
when is this going to end?
 
Kick-mutes last for only a minute
We all know you're pretending now
 
I fell like it should only last for maybe at most...
a minute?
 
5:55 PM
Stop low-key blinking and open your eyes young man
 
I've been rambling for so long I don't know how to tell time
I should consult a clock
Oh. look at that.
with your eyes open you can see so many more things
Ew
some of them are not so great
 
Amazing, right
 
I should always kick ban myself
 
It can give you psychic powers
 
reading through the transcript I think it is quite the opposite.
 
 
1 hour later…
7:08 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer, potentially bad keyword in answer (88): What is the English word for a lawyer's client? by Mel on english.SE
 
 
2 hours later…
9:12 PM
@Gigili Wie denkst du, würde Trumps Haut diese Farbe haben?
@M.A.R. Eating poop emojis will turn your skin brown.
 
 
1 hour later…
10:42 PM
@M.A.R. "Ouija" in English is pronounced "weeja" ... so a and not an Ouija board.
A lot of people call it a "weejy board" ...
 
11:22 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Mostly non-latin answer (50): "Instructions on" vs. "instructions for" by 777969339 on english.SE
 
Hello, hello.
Are the barbers open in your country?
I've just cut my own hair.
 

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