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RegDwigнt
RegDwigнt
21:00
I've run ten businesses out of town just earlier today.
marcellothearcane
marcellothearcane
I demand your tax return
Reg for president
RegDwigнt
RegDwigнt
If I wanted to run a country, I would by now.
Do not vote for me. Vote Trump.
marcellothearcane
marcellothearcane
Prime minister then
RegDwigнt
RegDwigнt
Prime ministers, like presidents, come and go. The people who're actually running things stay.
marcellothearcane
marcellothearcane
The queen
RegDwigнt
RegDwigнt
21:03
I want to keep standing in the kitchen doing the dishes. Let the suckers dance.
marcellothearcane
marcellothearcane
Dance while doing the dishes
RegDwigнt
RegDwigнt
That's how me and @Rob are still here, mind.
Presidents came and went. Things changed back and forth and back again. But we're still here. Because we don't run campaigns. We get things done.
marcellothearcane
marcellothearcane
How much oxygen does one tree make? classicfm.com/music-news/…
RegDwigнt
RegDwigнt
Forests are oxygen-neutral. It's oceans that produce a surplus.
marcellothearcane
marcellothearcane
> “It provides oxygen and is a home to birds and animals. I think we should keep it. It’s a beautiful looking thing and it would be a shame to see it go. It’s not causing anyone any harm from what I can see.”
@RegDwigнt Surplus what?
RegDwigнt
RegDwigнt
21:08
Surplus oxygen.
marcellothearcane
marcellothearcane
How do oceans make oxygen?
RegDwigнt
RegDwigнt
Chemistry.
marcellothearcane
marcellothearcane
So we should knock down the amazon and make a new ocean?
RegDwigнt
RegDwigнt
If we need more oxygen, yes.
But we don't need more oxygen.
marcellothearcane
marcellothearcane
@RegDwigнt Rot. It's biology
Hah. That was a funny pun
RegDwigнt
RegDwigнt
21:10
It's not just rot. There's a lot of chemistry going on in the oceans that has nothing to do with rot.
@marcellothearcane you can make a better pun if you consider that "rot" is Russian for "mouth".
Or German for "red".
marcellothearcane
marcellothearcane
Roti boeuf
Or English for rot
Knocking down the amazon would be a great place to store extra icebergs
Problemo solved
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