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12:25 AM
@Robusto Yo, I learned something new that day.
That a mod is a mod in all chatrooms. Sorry, will not be repeated.
I never noticed, for instance, that my name is blue
Wow, the background of my king is white. How ugly. I thought I made it the background of ELU.
That pixellated pink parchment...
Too much to learn.
(removed) indeed.
 
Guys, I'm planning to go through the following book:
http://www.amazon.com/Word-Power-Made-Norman-Lewis/dp/067174190X

I'm going to take IELTS to score overall band-score 8, would you recommend the book to me?
I've already bought the book because it wasn't too expensive at the book-store. I was solving first few pages of questions in the book and found that they are little bit challenging for me.
 
12:44 AM
I cannot; I have never heard of it.
I am a native speaker though, so I have not ever had to use an English manual such as the one you mention.
It looks like most of the chatters are not chatting right now.
 
I know.
 
Seeing as you already own the book, why do you want a recommendation for it?
 
I wanted to hear some opinions from you guys. Plus, I was bored.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if someone here could recommend a specific textbook.
 
btw
I was partially tempted to by the book because it had a section to improve words of insult.
 
12:57 AM
Ah. I suppose that's a thing to do when bored.
 
However, insults in the book don't sound strong enough to actually insult douche-bags on Dota 2.
They sound like some grandfathers of age 70s would use.
They are boring and not insulting at all.
This book is phucking pointless, isn't it?
No one in Dota would get enraged by me calling them "battle-ax"
 
So far you are right. How old is it?
1949!
No wonder.
 
1:31 AM
@JasonMarsh So what does it say about "skeptic"?
 
"There's no God - That's your position and you're not going to budge from it" (You are an atheist)
Omg, this book hurts my feeling =*(
 
Books have a way of doing that...
...and so much more.
 
@JasonMarsh That is a strange characterisation of a skeptic...
 
Yeah
 
1:59 AM
wow
they give you 30k if you have side-effect after getting Lasik in Korea.
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Oh, that AC. Yeah, I knew that one. Duh.
 
@tchrist I should have saved this one for April 1st, but try and find a font to properly display this text... web.archive.org/web/20080804223658/http://www.bartleby.com/61/…
 
2:19 AM
Guys, would it be ridiculous to get braces in age 23?
Most people get it done when they are in highschool right? =D..
 
2:33 AM
@Cerberus and rule-like 'admonition'
 
It's not ridiculous @JasonMarsh
 
Even much older get it. Teeth can (slowly!) move later in life and so require straightening.
dude! did you just wake up?
 
@JasonMarsh It's not ridiculous to do anything at any age. Age is just a number.
 
some things are more difficult. Like getting braces when you're 5 years old is a waste.
 
I felt pretty good on Tue. Now some things happened on Tue and I feel pretty hopeless again, sigh. It's hard to deal with these obsessions.
 
2:44 AM
Try to "isolate" the things that happen pal.
Put them to one side and look for the different factors that make them affect you.
 
@JasonMarsh I got them at 29.
 
Plus the ones they have today are invisible, more or less. At least they don't look like you're eating a birdcage.
 
I had the regular-ass train tracks version.
Lisa, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically release a burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession for Teeth.
 
Who's your team to win the SB pal @cornbreadninja麵包忍者
 
That wasn't a come-on, btw.
Just a comment on braces, in general.
 
2:56 AM
@skullpatrol We don't even know who's playin' yet. That said, ima say it'll be Packs/Pats and take the Packs.
 
Packers are going home empty from Seattle.
 
Yeah, probably.
 
Pats/Seabirds, Pats to win.
 
Pats 31, Seattle 27 in SB
 
2:58 AM
Come on guys. What wins championships?
 
How do you write 49 in Roman numerals? I'm drawing a blank.
 
@Robusto Depends on the birdcage.
 
2:58 AM
XXXIX?
XXXXIX?
 
Second one.
 
Next year it's Superbowl L.
 
L -1
 
2:59 AM
But this year is like a Christmas song: No L.
 
XLIX
 
I now stuff.
 
XL = 40, IX = 9
 
Ask me another
 
3:00 AM
@Mitch Stupid romans.
 
@Robusto Try multiplicaton. shudders
 
How the fuck did they ever rule the world with that numbering system?
I guess they killed anybody who made fun of them. And it.
 
Stealing shit from the Greeks.
 
How did the Romans write zero? @Mitch
 
Slaves. They beat the slaves to learn their tables. That's what it takes.
 
3:01 AM
L'oeuf.
Jul 31 '12 at 15:05, by Robusto
When you hit a French chicken in the stomach, does it say oeuf ?
 
The Romans were excellent Engineers. Arches, domes, roads, bridges that last forever.
@skullpatrol They didn't. That's how good they were.
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Wow, you remembered that one.
 
@Robusto I love it.
 
It's like the greeks and geometry. How did they do all that without variables? They just remembered stuff.
 
@Mitch How did they do trig without zero?
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 We've already established that you are a woman of discernment and taste.
 
3:03 AM
@Robusto But not in the present continuous. That's reserved for McDonald's.
Fucking present continuous. Everyone abuses it now.
 
@Robusto you mean like sines and cosines? They didn't, that's pretty modern (Arabs maybe?)
 
I have a history of zero book somewhere.
 
@Mitch I thought Pythagoras and Euclid were somehow responsible.
 
3:06 AM
even your mother won't detect it so you're father won't know
 
@Robusto Lot's of triangle proofs (side-angle-side etc), but no sine cosine tangent stuff, no 'prove sine 2 theta = 2 sin theta cos theta' or cos 30 = sqrt(3)/2
 
Sindee. With an S.
I must go play Minecraft.
 
Sinebad
 
3:09 AM
After Moondog.
It's a sine of the times.
 
Yeah, I'm kind of digging this Moondog.
I already played FarCry 4 tonight and got tired. I'm on my way to bed.
 
That's a far cry from . . . nevermind.
Night!
 
Night!
Still waiting for the bells to stop.
 
Later!
 
3:12 AM
I'm out. Sleep well, me babies.
 
@Robusto yes, there are things that are equivalent in Euclid, (law of sines, law of cosines) but I wouldn't call them trigonometry. geometry yes.
snore
 
It's kind of interesting that today they teach trig before geometry
 
 
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4:21 AM
@Mitch Are you still around?
 
 
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5:38 AM
@Cerberus So... admonition is different than admonishment?
And why wouldn't demolishment be a word?
 
 
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9:08 AM
Hello @MattЭллен.
 
Hi @JasperLoy
I posted on Programmers.se today. my first post there in a long time
I expected it will be downvoted :D
 
I will be meeting my prof next week to tell him about my problems and my plans and see what he says. I met one of them last year, and cancelled another three because I was too unwell to go out.
@MattЭллен It's good to get downvotes. Once you get them, you no longer fear them.
 
some small progress then. good :)
@JasperLoy true
@JasperLoy what do you think he will say?
 
@MattЭллен I don't know. From day one, I am already prepared for the worst. Like I said, I might never get well or go to grad school. But I will give myself another 6 more years to achieve that.
 
do you hope for the best?
 
9:14 AM
Anyway, I am particularly worried that I might not be able to resolve certain OCD themes. These involve other people and I don't know how they will react when I try to resolve them. They may act in ways which prevent me from resolving them.
@MattЭллен Yes, I try to have some hope in my heart.
 
good. preparedness and hope are equally necessary
 
My life is really a tragedy. Things would be very different if my father died the day I was born.
 
9:29 AM
@JasperLoy Each day is a day you're further away from the bad that happened
 
@Robusto yeah, I mean, that's like the definition of sinus. Duh.
 
9:46 AM
@RegDwigнt I see you are a commie, with your sin US stance.
 
9:57 AM
That is not even tangentially related here.
 
@JasperLoy there will always be some things in life that you cannot change; who your father is and what he did to you is certainly one of them.
Be strong my friend.
Drag yourself up...one step at a time :-)
 
11:03 AM
@skullpatrol Thank you.
 
You are very welcome @JasperLoy
Remember @JasperLoy we learn from our mistakes as well as our successes.
 
11:31 AM
If you drag yourself up three steps and fall down two, you are still one step ahead of where you started from. Plus you can learn what to do differently next time. @JasperLoy defeat is not falling down. Defeat is not trying to get back up.
 
11:55 AM
@JasperLoy
 
12:36 PM
@Robusto XLIX
It is best to think of Roman numerals thus.
 
As numerals created by Romans? :D
 
1=I
4=IV
5=V
9=IX
10=X
40=XL
50=L
90=XC
100=C
etc.
 
CMXCXLIXIV
 
I find it interesting that they were unable to understand the concept of zero.
 
NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY AND FOURTY NINE FIVE
 
12:41 PM
You must use those numbers, and in that order, until you get the number you need. If you need any of the other numbers, so anything starting with 2/3/6/7/8, you use multiples of the highest number possible that starts with 1. So the basic building blocks are the numbers I gave above; you have to use addition or multiplication based on those: no subtraction.
@MattЭллен Umm surely this was in jest, Mister.
 
me? jest? mister?
 
Watch your mouth mister :P
 
I can't see it from here
unless I pucker up extremely
 
Not you pal
&
not me
 
XC + LIV + II = CXLVI
 
12:45 PM
Show me the Roman numeral for one half.
I/II
-I/V = -1/5
 
@MattЭллен Correct!
 
@Cerberus woo!
 
Now it's work-time.
 
What was 500 again?
 
Fare ye well.
D.
 
12:50 PM
Thanks pal
See you later
 
1:16 PM
@Cerberus The idiofuxen have used images not code points.
 
1:29 PM
@MattЭллен Hyperbole.
 
@AndrewLeach is the adjective "hyperbolic"?
 
Yup.
 
Cool. I wasn't sure if that was only used for the graphs
 
@Cerberus Why are you teaching us how to write Roman numerals? We all know already!
 
2:04 PM
A simple video explaining why laws requiring back-doors in technology can't prevent people from communicating privately
 
Yay Grand Budapest Hotel. Nine Oscar nominations.
Apparently all it takes for one of the finest movies ever crafted to actually get nominated, is a year completely devoid of any other movies.
 
I heard good things about The Theory of Everything
I haint whatched it, tho
 
I heard good things about Wild. But haven't watched either.
 
I enjoyed the Immitation Game, but I don't think it's oscar worthy
 
Anyway, the point is they really were in deep trouble this year trying to find enough nominees.
 
2:11 PM
yes
 
Both film- and actor-wise.
And Grand Budapest Hotel is like from February last year or something.
They literally dug up something that could have competed last year.
Anyway. At this point it is long overdue for Wes Anderson to be decorated head to toe.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 that is so fricking cumbersome.
Not to mention so not new.
That video is completely devoid of any information. Fascinating.
 
@RegDwigнt Yes, not new. But that's the point. It's an old idea and it's unbreakable.
@RegDwigнt Sometimes the government needs to be reminded of what people already know.
Not to mention regular people who know nothing about encryption.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I am not even sure about that. If you can be stupid enough to take your ID to a shootout, then you can be stupid enough to not burn a piece of paper. Or to make over 9000 typos in a three-word message rendering it unreadable to anyone.
 
So while the UK's PM is trying to make a law requiring back doors in all encryption, that demonstrably does absolutely nothing to help prevent, say, criminals from communicating securely.
without even computers
@RegDwigнt Nah, typos are just typos.
each character is decrypted individually, so a typo doesn't make the rest of the message garbage.
 
Right okay, with this system you're right of course.
Lulz @ "To save time, here's one I already transcribed".
That is the opposite of saving time, you encryption god. You had to transcribe it twice now.
 
2:18 PM
So when lawmakers try to "improve security" by weakening encryption, all they really do is reduce security, because it's been trivial for decades for people to communicate securely.
@RegDwigнt yeah "I don't know how to edit a video, so I'm going to make copies of my OTP which is actually a terrible thing to do"
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 so that brings me right to my main question. Who is the target audience of this video?
 
Cameron
 
Lawmakers won't give a shit. For people who know about encryption, it will be pointless blather. For people who know nothing about encryption, it will be well over their head.
 
@RegDwigнt The UK public, and the UK gov't. because the govt is trying to push through a law requiring back doors in all encryption.
 
@MattЭллен yes. He will watch it, and he will proceed to change his ways. The only thing holding him back so far was the lack of this video.
 
2:20 PM
@RegDwigнt just because someone won't watch something doens't make him not the target
 
Okay okay okay.
 
@RegDwigнt All it takes is for the message to get out "What you're asking for is stupid AND impossible", and then if enough people repeat it, he might understand that what he's asking for is not only stupid, but impossible.
 
I thought the target was Teresa. Now I'm confused. I'll just shoot Cameron as well. Thanks at Matt Ellen from London for teaching me.
 
So Matt, your job as a Brit is to spread the word, get the papers to take up the story.
 
@RegDwigнt You are welcome Elton John from Hollywood
 
2:22 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yeah. Like the million people that went to the streets of London to tell Blair to bugger off from Iraq. Totally worked.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I think it's already in the Guardian (the idea that it's stupid, any way)
 
You see, "enough" is a weasel word.
You only know how much is enough in hindsight.
 
how would a UK paper write the headline? "CAMERON ENCRYPTION BACK DOOR LAW STUPID AND IMPOSSIBLE"
nah, too clear
needs more noun piles
 
Too long. Needs three two-letter words.
Or two three-letter words.
Like, "THE SUN". Yeah, that will sell.
 
2:24 PM
"PM TECH HOLE PLAN STUPID, IMPOSSIBLE"
 
Old man thumbs nose at PM, you won't believe the result
 
13 reasons the PM's plan won't work. #9 shocked even the NSA
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 too much appeal to reason. This is press, not a university.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yes!
 
@MattЭллен Reasons 1-8 and 10-13 are "It's stupid" and #9 is "It's impossible"
 
2:26 PM
You put a giant photo of Cameron's on the front page and write "THIS FUCKER RULES US". Much better already. Appeal to deep instincts.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 lol
 
Anyway, call be back in ten years to tell just how well this turned out.
 
sets date in Google calendar
 
Google calendar has a backdoor.
 
it has a front door, too. In fact I'm not sure it even has walls
 
2:29 PM
You know, when Mr Shiny said "a really simple video explaining why laws can't prevent people from communicating privately", I was expecting to see two people just talking in person with no frigging app in-between.
Alas, what ever happened to that.
 
@RegDwigнt cctv on every corner. it's no longer private!
oh, you don't live in the UK. it's fine for you
 
Yup.
I can talk to anyone anywhere with no one else ever getting wind of it.
And you wouldn't know if I'm saying that holding an AK in one hand and a Qu'ran in the other.
 
@MattЭллен Not much of an actual theory of everything though. I still don't know how to get my landlord to stop bugging me for rent. It's a conundrum.
 
@Mitch pay the rent
 
2:38 PM
CU
 
@MattЭллен I don't get it. Are you saying... no that makes no sense.
 
@Mitch you could move out. then that landlord will stop bugging you for rent
@RegDwigнt what if you were talking to me?
would I know then?
 
@MattЭллен Nice. That'll work. I'll need a reference from him though for the next landlord. Next problem for the theory of everything...finding current disgruntled landlords phone number.
I don't think you can hold the PM to intelligence about technical things.
 
> I don't think you can hold the PM to intelligence
very true
he's an attention seeking idiot
 
"even a child could do it" - You know why only children can fix the time on the video player? because they have all t time in the world to mess around with the machine.
@MattЭллен He has 'social' intelligence and luck in getting people to vote for him.
 
2:48 PM
@Mitch he had luck who his parents were. he's just part of the old boy's network. People just vote for the party they vote for last time.
 
Or in the US, for people with the same last name.
 
"My parents voted for someone named Bush/Clinton, goddammit, I demand the right to do that too!"
 
I have zero confidence in UK politicians. I have little experience with politicians of other countries
@Mitch I should change my name to Matt Obama and run for president
 
There was some Kurt Vonnegut story about how the president was a rotating 2 year random assignment of the population so that it wouldn't be getting people who actually wanted it.
 
2:51 PM
:-D that would be an interesting way to do it
 
@MattЭллен I'd vote for that.
 
Is there a SE for creative writing? Questions like, "I have a character who [has these qualities]. What are some possible reasons/backstories?"
 
writing.SE?
 
jinx!!
I was first!!
but not as useful!
 
2:52 PM
@EFrog except that might not work there.
seems quite open ended
 
Even on topic questions can be off topic
 
also, if you want to ask about building worlds there's Worldbuilding
 
Right. I was just wondering. I only found SE a couple weeks ago, so I wasn't sure. I'll take a look at that one though. Thanks.
 
@Mitch yeah. SE is a crazy place
 
Yes, I'm slowly falling in love with Worldbuilding lol.
 
2:53 PM
I see questions there all the time but I don't get it. Is it world building like for the real world, or is it for some game like minecraft?
 
@EFrog ah! :D I hear a lot of people feel the same
@Mitch like for story telling, I think
 
It's a bit speculative.
 
like Cory Doctorow?
 
@MattЭллен So basically asking what would be plausible given some bizarrely implausible premise like 'magic exists' or 'pi = 3' or 'If only that chick really liked me'
 
Yeah it seems to be for things like creative writing, game design, roleplaying. What Mitch said.
 
2:56 PM
@Mitch I'm not sure. something like that. I think @EFrog actually goes there
 
I think it's al about confidence...make up your rules and stick with them. Or change them if it doesn't suit the story. but be confident. "Faster-than-light speed is totally impossible. So effing what! Go with it!"
For example, the recent Presdestination
 
I wrote a time travel book once
I used different civil servants though
well, I wrote the first draft of it
 
Yeah I've posted a few times. It's largely speculative. Things like, "In a world where people can switch freely between physical gender, what would happen to sexuality, gender identity, etc?" I assume it's about some story the OP is writing, looking for different possible plot points and trying to remain "believable".
 
Hi can someone please explain to me this
"rife with enthusiasm"
 
what don't you understand?
 
3:03 PM
Rife with
 
that link gives you the meaning of "rife with"
 
It's definition 1.1
 
I'm using a phone, I can't click the link
 
(rife with) Full of:
the streets were rife with rumour and fear
To be "rife with enthusiasm" means that the person is full of excitement.
 
Thank you
 
3:12 PM
@MattЭллен yeah see, and just how often does that happen? QED.
 
I may never know if you are wearing a burka while teaching school children!
 
Did you know I held an AK and a Qur'an every time I said "QED" in this chat?
 
I did not
 
Well. QED.
 
I still don't! ahhhhhhhhhhh
 
3:15 PM
I could never teach school children. School children are too stupid. Maybe if they learned shit first, I could teach them.
 
@RegDwigнt How can you type with your hands full?
 
I am very, very good. That is how.
 
Nosetyping is a thing. They don't say you "peck" at your keyboard for nothing.
 
Like, you not seen a one-man orchestra or what? Kids these days.
AKs are pointy. You can totally type with them.
 
and they have a butt, for when you need them to be the punchline
 
Re: Worldbuilding?
 
@RegDwigнt School children know all about shit. That's the one thing they do know.
@RegDwigнt He don't know shit.
@MattЭллен "... then the bartender said AK-47 butt." hilarity and mirth ensue.
 
it always does
 
Mirth? Is that what Frodo's shirt was made of?
 
Mirth from Rhyl
 
3:31 PM
You rhylly had to go there?
 
I rilly did
 
That can only mean won thing: the terrists have one.
 
luckily I have one, two
 
I am threeled to hear that.
 
3:32 PM
Mirthrandir = Gandlaugh
 
That one's a bit fourced
 
G and laugh? Is that something about women's anatomy?
 
Nope, that's Glandaugh
 
I think you're reading off a bottle of Irish Whiskey.
 
Sounds good to me.
 
 
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crl
5:26 PM
I've talked to people for a job offer (secludit), the job will deal with Python code, and I'm not an expert in Python, although I find it's a nice language
The part of job I'll start with is a sort of dropbox/google drive, in Python, to sync files in a cloud storage
So I'm a bit troubled, waiting for their reply also, if they say yes, should I accept or not
Mainly I like Python, but there are few things I dislike, like the "**" operator for powers, the j variable for the complex number instead of i, etc...
Anyway I started an online course on Python since weeks france-universite-numerique-mooc.fr/courses/inria/41001/…, I'll be less a noob
 
crl
5:43 PM
Other than that they seem to use Ruby :( another language I'm not familiar at all
 
6:00 PM
@Barmar: I would if they involved an analysis based on Latin grammar. Also, the ones you mention are way more frequently encountered than datum non concessum. — Robusto 51 secs ago
 
 
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8:15 PM
Good or bad?
 
@Cerberus Nice with lots of snow.
The level of stuck does not show in the pic. The machine is ~70cm longer than the seat.
The level of stuck does not show in the pic. The machine is ~70cm longer than the seat.
 
Ah, so it was stuck?
That's what I meant by "stuck".
 
temporarily stuck
 
@JohanLarsson Oh dear.
 
8:26 PM
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Someone must have thought about it right?
 
@JohanLarsson Probably :(
 
8:48 PM
@JohanLarsson Hilarious.
@JohanLarsson Aaaand again.
@JohanLarsson Ah okay, phew.
 
9:01 PM
No, you're right. There are no cultural contexts, just rules followed well or not. — Mitch 20 secs ago
 
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