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8:01 PM
@KitFox "You, sir, are no John F. Kennedy"
I don't think JFK was much of a JFK.
nobody says hi to anybody, in particular.
 
Hi @Mitch.
 
@KitFox hah!
 
Hi @KitFox time to leave for you.
 
I wanted to say hi to Kit just now, but did not want to disturb her too much.
 
8:07 PM
She's already disturbed.... that came out wrong.
 
@JasperLoy Don't think so.
 
I often say hi to Kit and boo to Matt and Mahnax.
 
well maybe it's just me being jealous that nobody says hi to me?
but I don't want that. it would be annoying. the internet is no place for hi.
 
You're too new for that.
 
it's not like I'm running into you or something
and greeting you
it's just a chatroom
it's not a fucking starbucks.
 
8:09 PM
It's not like we've had a chance to miss you.
 
@GeorgePompidou Hi!
 
And then be all like "ohai, George, where've you been?"
 
Is bold pronounced differently than bald? oh totally translate.google.com/#en/fr/a%20bold%20bald
 
Yes.
 
hi Mitch, yeah I'll have a venti coffee please.
 
8:09 PM
@GeorgePompidou First rule of Starbuck's club: never say 'Hi!'
 
thanks.
 
makes trenti
 
@nosmoking bold is pronounced with an o and bald with an a
 
chugs
 
I know, I'm great at this.
please stop the praise, I cannot handle it.
it is too much praise for me.
 
8:11 PM
@GeorgePompidou an a like ace?
 
@nosmoking No, a like all.
 
@JasperLoy Yeah. Just criticise my answers.
 
!!define bald
 
Oh, Hi! :-)
 
And bold is o like old.
 
8:12 PM
bold is like bol in French so it's fine
 
Oh French vowels? Let me think.
Bald is close to the a in appeller. Still not quite though.
 
wait no, bald is closer to french "o" than bold
 
@nosmoking You should go to an online dictionary that reads the words, like dictionary.cambridge.org
 
@KitFox this a is like Ballon, balloncesto in spanish a simple a a bit different than bald from what I've heard
 
Yeah, it's not quite right.
 
8:14 PM
@JasperLoy isn't this correct translate.google.com/#en/fr/a%20bold%20bald ?
 
vaux.
 
yes, un veau, tu es beau
 
That's close-ish too.
 
@nosmoking Yes.
 
ok
 
8:16 PM
Beau. Beau. Bold. Balle. Balle, Bald.
 
My knowledge of German is limited to Eine kleine Nachtmusik and that of French to Pourquoi me reveiller.
 
Pourquoi m'as tu réveillé?
 
Damn. That a-umlaut is tough to think of in French.
@nosmoking Parceque tu dors.
 
Pourquoi ne me laisses-tu pas dormir?
 
@KitFox Bald is rather like bawled in BrE.
 
8:18 PM
I think there should be a button to press so that one converts all knowledge of language X to language Y instantly.
 
@nosmoking Because you wanted to know how to make that noise.
@AndrewLeach But how to represent that vowel in a French word?
It's a little more o than most of the French words I can think of.
 
Probably closer to or than anything else. (or = gold)
Hooray. ProfL has weighed in on do-support.
 
No, that sounds more like bold to me than bald.
 
Prof Lawler? I just call him John, lol.
 
I need some regex help.
 
8:22 PM
@JasperLoy The English are more hung up on status. Titles. Whatever.
 
@JasperLoy it's called google translate
wait... do you want it to be correct?
 
I think we should do away with Mr/Ms/Dr and call everyone by their given names.
 
Yes, Mr Loy.
 
I have regex for the url I want, but I need to exclude anything in the header block.
thinks
 
googles
 
8:23 PM
Are you asking about parsing HTML with regex?
Goggles
 
too much
 
Boggles
whatever
 
simchona has not logged in for almost three months, something is wrong, hmm.
 
@KitFox Have you tried HtmlAgilityPack?
 
nothing is wrong. people come and go. just because they're invisible doesn't mean they're gone.
 
8:25 PM
@AndrewLeach I'm grepping html.
 
@Mitch OK, strange as a moderator I mean.
Anyway, I am just being a busybody, as usual.
 
Oh damn.
Happy belated birthday, EL&U!
 
What?
 
Really?
 
I don't even know when that is.
That day they changed all the names to weird characters.
And they never changed it back.
 
8:27 PM
@JasperLoy Oh. Right. Good point. She gave up?
 
room topic changed to English Language & Usage: <is miffed you forgot its birthday> (no tags)
 
When was it?
 
@KitFox does everyone hate me? :<
 
Also, that means I've been a mod for two years.
 
8:28 PM
Anyway, because of the weird characters, Yoichi typed "Matt 3nneh"
 
whimpers and sticks out pouty lip
 
hands @George big-girl panties
 
Female underwear is called panties. Why does male underwear not have a special name?
 
makes a big fuss
 
@KitFox Congratulations. Unfortunately, we forgot that too. :-(
 
8:30 PM
Hmm. I think today is my mod-versary.
 
I can't remember when I was elected, so my birthday will go unremarked and uncelebrated.
 
This Sat is National Day here.
 
@GeorgePompidou Hi!!!
 
Good lord, there is one hell of a thunderbumper going on right now.
@AndrewLeach June something.
Aug 7th was my anointment.
 
I'm always rather surprised at how women can remember birthdays and men can't.
 
8:31 PM
Yours was 24 June.
 
QED.
 
I looked it up.
I remember it was the beginning of August.
 
Anyway, 24 June is Midsummer's Day, so that's easy to remember.
Even I might manage that.
 
Nuh uh. Midsummer is 21 June.
My son's birthday.
 
Greetings people from English Language & Usage :)
 
8:33 PM
@William'MindWorX'Mariager Welcome to this chat.
 
Good evening @William.
 
Hey, is this SE chat?
 
@William'MindWorX'Mariager Holla
 
@KitFox Aha. Difference between equinox and Quarter days with a capital Q.
 
It kind of looks like SE chat...
 
8:34 PM
@GnomeSlice I was thinking of Shawna a few hours ago, lol.
 
Hi @William'MindWorX'Mariager
 
I was wondering. If you put something in a compressor, you compress it. If you put something in the dryer, you dry it. Is there an equivalent word for when you put something in a furnace?
 
Cacophony of pings there!
 
@AndrewLeach Thought that was a half-quarter day. Shows what I know.
 
@GnomeSlice You're like everywhere. :P
 
8:35 PM
@William'MindWorX'Mariager Depends on what you are doing to it.
 
I'd suggest burn.
 
But it is not the nominal form of a verb, so it won't follow the same pattern.
 
@Cerberus That's reddit
 
Furnace isn't an agent noun.
 
smelt
 
8:35 PM
'forge'?
 
The ring was forged in Mount Doom.
 
you 'ove' something in an oven
 
In this case, I'm thinking ores being processed into ingots.
 
then smelting
 
Yeah, that's actually a good choice.
So smeltery and smelted.
 
8:37 PM
Smelter is the person. Furnace is what he uses.
Not sure about smeltery. What's one of those?
 
Smelter is the thing you smelt with. It could also be the person.
 
smeltery? it's where you go after working at the cheese shop
 
Smelting is a very specific process though. You can do other things with a furnace.
 
Like heat your house.
 
8:38 PM
So this is just how bored the Harvard folks are.
 
@KitFox Not in BrE.
 
!!wiki smelt
Smelts are a family of small fish, Osmeridae, found in the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. They are also known as freshwater smelts or typical smelts to distinguish them from the related Argentinidae, Bathylagidae, and Retropinnidae. Some smelt species are common in the North American Great Lakes, and in the lakes and seas of the northern part of Europe, where they run in large shoals along the saltwater coastline during spring migration to their spawning streams. In some western parts of the United States, smelt populations have greatly declined in recent decades, leading to their protection under...
 
!!define smelt
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!!wiki GnomeSlice
 
@Kit you'll have to wake Jarvis up.
 
just remember that a fish in the bush is worth four eggs and ham.
 
8:39 PM
@AndrewLeach Nah, don't think so.
 
can someone explain to me what the actual expression means?
a bird in the hen is worth two in the bush? I don't know what it really is googles
 
So I have an interview at a security company tomorrow
 
"a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
 
I'm wearing two pairs of pants.
 
that. I need an explanation.
 
8:41 PM
Probably because if it's in your hand, you've already caught it.
 
well that's redundant
 
A bird you caught can serve you better than two birds you didn't catch
 
It's better to have the one thing than not have two things.
 
Something you have actually got in your possession is far more valuable to you than twice as much you can only look at.
 
8:41 PM
@KitFox but I always don't have infinite things.
 
Precisely.
 
Can we say infinite things instead of infinitely many things?
 
George just did. So, yes.
 
Holy crap, I just got a severe flood warning on my phone.
 
8:42 PM
'infinite things'.
 
I nearly pooped in my pants.
 
LOL
 
I think this is a funny expression.
 
@KitFox Flood warning? For where you live?
 
because it's still silly to me
 
8:43 PM
@KitFox Time to leave work and go home.
 
that was my instagram post a few weeks ago I think.
flood alerts are stupid.
oh, and it only rained lightly for an hour or so.
is the end of that story.
 
@AndrewLeach I have been home for hours.
Also, I live in the town doctor's house, so I am up on the hill, looming over all the poor folk on the riverbank.
 
@KitFox Oh, and I thought you were still at work!
 
I had a doctor's appointment, so I left early.
 
Would have been embarrassing to poop in his office.
 
8:48 PM
Convenient though, since you live there.
 
I managed to get ten points for a GR question, hehe.
 
@RegDwigнt Her office.
 
@AndrewLeach don't poop where you live.
 
@AndrewLeach I don't. And there hasn't been a town doctor in a hundred years or so.
 
@RegDwigнt So that's where I've been going wrong.
 
8:50 PM
@AndrewLeach among other things.
 
I used to poop every day. Now I don't eat much, so I poop every two days.
 
Too much information.
 
I drink a lot of water, so I pee every hour or so.
 
Too much information.
 
@JasperLoy no doubt you're also the one who upvoted it. GRRRRR
 
8:53 PM
@RegDwigнt As usual, lol.
 
@JasperLoy I would really like to ask you to reconsider giving privileges to people who objectively don't deserve them...
 
I think we should be more lenient with new users.
They only have 1 point or so, which is pathetic.
 
How is giving them free stuff "lenient"?
It doesn't teach them correct behavior, and rewards undesired behavior.
Perhaps we can make you a mod, so I can upvote everything and you can then clean up after me...
 
I poop every three minutes and forty-four seconds.
 
@RegDwigнt If I become a mod, I would have access to the emails of every Maria on this site, then...
 
8:57 PM
does nobody see an ambiguity in referring to a moderator as a 'mod'?
I always think people are talking about the mods
 
Nobody. Not even you.
 
no, I definitely see it
 
Hot rod mods.
 
I don't know what the mods means.
 
mods, right?
or am I crazy.
 
8:58 PM
Yes you are.
 
that's certainly what one usually refers to with mod
 

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