English Language & Usage: Multi-Layered Discourse Room

Saladin

13:00

@Kwak internet?

RegDwigнt

@tchrist well, it's like in that old joke about the Rorschach test.

Zoe

Should I take precautionary measures right now?

kwak

@Saladin yes but not browsing news website, not often

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@Saladin what's to discuss. It's the same as always.

Saladin

@kwak ignorance is not a blessing in this case ....

kwak

13:01

so isrealis are messing with palestinians

Saladin

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 so you are immune now

tchrist

@RegDwigнt I still think gynaecolinguistics is something else entirely.

RegDwigнt

Nov 22 '13 at 19:24, by RegDwigнt

Did you know that every second word in Russian is a euphemism for "drink all things now"? The rest being euphemisms for "your", "mother", or some combination thereof.

tchrist

@Saladin This sentence no verb.

kwak

@Saladin I wish one race of humans could be granted a land, the smokers race

Zoe

13:02

@Saladin What is blessing about knowing what happened to Gaza?

kwak

one land apart, so others could leave better

RegDwigнt

@kwak that would stink to heaven.

Saladin

@zoe it makes you fight for who is on the right path and follow the path of GOOD not evil

kwak

@RegDwigнt that would be their problem :)

RegDwigнt

Let's face it, nobody wants to smoke in a place that's already smokey.

Zoe

13:03

@RegDwigнt What about the people on the border

Saladin

@Zoe more simple its answering to call of humanity!

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@Saladin Yes, I find it hard to care that Hamas fires rockets into Israel and then Israel fires back and then everybody cries "look how bad Israel is treating us!".

kwak

but that land should contain 1.1 billion of people, so I'm thinking of China, with the forests and Himalaya, they are well isolated

Zoe

@Saladin Knowing what happened to Gaza makes fight for who is on the right path? I wonder why millions of people aren't doing that right now.

Virender Sehwag

hello

Saladin

13:03

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 hamas fired what? rockets and isreal fired what rockets?

RegDwigнt

@Zoe they would stink to heaven, too.

Saladin

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I'm sure you would fail this test both analytically and statistically

RegDwigнt

Go stand a metre away from that thing for an hour, see for yourself.

Zoe

That's why one land is not enough.

terdon

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 You're kidding right? You do realize it's a tad more complicated than that?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

13:05

@Saladin oh, go ahead, please educate me on how the Western Zionist-controlled Media has been Lying to Me

Zoe

Knowledge of war and suffering is not a blessing, no matter how logical the outcome is from such a knowledge.

kwak

@RegDwigнt in airports right?

Virender Sehwag

any body here?

tchrist

@Zoe Or as the Spanish would say: Y tengo yo una tía que toca la guitarra, también.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@terdon I'm not at all kidding. That whole part of the world will be nothing but a clusterfuck until people stop shooting.

RegDwigнt

13:05

@kwak yes.

I actually walked into one such torture chamber once.

kwak

@RegDwigнt those are gas chambers

Saladin

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 i don't need to educate you ; you perhaps needs better friends

tchrist

Which is their equivalent to the English aphorism referencing the price of tea in China.

RegDwigнt

After just a few seconds I could literally feel how I was dying.

terdon

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 That's true enough, OK. But the disparity in fire power and aggression is really quite clear. The classic ratio is 1 Israeli dead per 10 Palestinians.

tchrist

13:06

sic transit, eh?

kwak

Nazis enviate that Marlboro technology, that's all they have been searhing for so long

RegDwigнt

A very peculiar feeling. Very not nice, too.

tchrist

godwins

terdon

And it's the settlers that keep ignoring international agreements and encroaching on more palestinian land. \

@tchrist Gloria Monday.

KitFox

@kalina Fair enough.

RegDwigнt

13:07

They should have just put the damn thing on Madagascar rather than in the Middle East. As was the original plan.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@terdon What did Hamas think would happen if they fired into Israel? Be honest. Is Israel completely blameless? No. But Hamas is the fucking lunatic on the street, waving a knife and a shitty gun, trying to commit suicide by cop.

RegDwigнt

No amount of Hamas thinking would have enabled them to fire into Madagascar.

Zoe

@Saladin I just think your mindset is off. If a certain John comes to know about the war in Gaza and chooses to fight for the side he thinks is right, wouldn't that just incur additional collateral damage and further fuel-ing the war? How can that be a blessing? Why can't there be another way that is not all about fighting?

tchrist

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 ♫ Ob la di, ob la da, bra goes off, life! ♫

terdon

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Umm.. not quite, no. Yes, there are certainly lunatics on the Palestinian side. On the other hand though, Israel has consistently ignored all treaties and accords, insists on building illegal settlements and is clearly trying to destroy Palestine. I will not defend suicide bombings in any context but I don't see how blowing up residential neighborhoods is in any way better.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

13:09

@terdon Are we talking about Gaza or West Bank now?

terdon

In fact, historically, Israel has been the aggressor. They were given 5 (by people who had no right to do so) and took 500.

RegDwigнt

"Shame on" is just a euphemism for "no one will read or care".

tchrist

Neither, by the grace of God.

terdon

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Both.

Saladin

@Zoe you don't always have to fight with hands and feet sometimes powerful words backed by truth is equally hurting and damaging for enemies

Virender Sehwag

13:09

which language is this മൂന്നാറില്‍ പൊളിച്ച റിസോര്‍ട്ടിന് നഷ്ടപരിഹാരം നല്‍കണം: ഹൈക്കോടതി

kwak

@Saladin Are you muslim?

RegDwigнt

Malayalam.

Saladin

@kwak 100% yes

and very PROUD

RegDwigнt

No seriously, it actually is.

kwak

cool, I'm 10% muslim :), from former friends

RegDwigнt

13:10

I am feeling like the boy who cried wolf right now.

Zoe

@Saladin So you think that fighting with words using media or protest would not incur collateral damage or fuel the war even further? Civil wars would disagree with you.

Saladin

@zoe what is worse then hell?

Zoe

@Saladin That question is not in context with my statement.

Saladin

10% doesn't count sorry @kwak

kwak

@Saladin :)) joking, and do you smoke?

Saladin

13:12

brb

tchrist

@VirenderSehwag Malay.

Virender Sehwag

@RegDwigнt which country

RegDwigнt

!!wiki Malayalam

Jarvis the Bot

Malayalam

Malayalam /mæləˈjɑːləm/ (മലയാളം, Malayāḷam ?, Malayalam pronunciation: [mɐləjaːɭəm]) is a language spoken in India, predominantly in the state of Kerala. It is one of the 22 scheduled languages of India and was designated a Classical Language in India in 2013. Malayalam has the official language status in the state of Kerala and in the union territories of Lakshadweep, mahe and Puducherry. It belongs to the Dravidian family of languages, and is spoken by approximately 33 million people according to the 2001 census. Malayalam is also spoken in the neighboring states of Tamil Nadu and Karnataka...

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@terdon Hamas should, if it cares about its people, stop worrying about the WB and just focus on unfucking Gaza. But instead they hold their own people hostage and keep poking an angry bear. The situation is unfortunate for the civilians but seriously, stop shooting at Israel and I bet they stop shooting back.

Virender Sehwag

13:13

ohh indian

jokerdino

@tchrist malay is not malayalam

RegDwigнt

No, there is no such thing as "Indian".

Zoe

I need some sort of alarm when a pro-war fella joins the chatroom. Such ignorance.

tchrist

@jokerdino Oh.

RegDwigнt

That's why they have 20+ official languages in the first place.

terdon

13:14

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I am not defending Hamas. Though they are a much more complex item than can safely be tucked under the rug as "terrorist". I just sure as hell won't defend Israel either. As far as I;m concerned, both sides are acting like eejits but only one has nuclear weapons, that's all.

Virender Sehwag

malayalam ariyamo!!!

kwak

@Zoe I wish to go in Singapore

tchrist

@RegDwigнt Said the boy named Sioux.

RegDwigнt

@tchrist that, too.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@terdon Yes. Which is why I said I don't really care about the situation. I see no possible way to resolve it at this point short of kicking everybody out of there and cordoning off that entire area as a wildlife preserve.

Zoe

13:15

@kwak You shouldn't. There are terrorists groups setting up base in asia.

kwak

@Zoe people don't smoke a lot there right?

RegDwigнt

This chat has been running dangerously low on references to the man in black.

jokerdino

@terdon haven't heard about eejits since some time now

kwak

@Zoe I'm scared by only one thing: smokers

Saladin

back

@Zoe hi

RegDwigнt

13:16

@kwak what about praerie dogs with nukes?

kwak

I'd choose a pool of sharks rather than a smokers room

terdon

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Well, if both sides start acting reasonably (which the Palestinians have often tried, mind you) you might get something done. But the Palestinians need to stop shooting and the Israelis need to stop building. You can't have it all.

Zoe

2 mins ago, by Zoe

I need some sort of alarm when a pro-war fella joins the chatroom. Such ignorance.

tchrist

@Zoe Oh aye, missy.

terdon

@jokerdino Ah, nice British swearword :)

Virender Sehwag

13:16

@RegDwigнt where r u from

jokerdino

@terdon I think it's Irish.

Saladin

@zoe Pro-war = ISREAL

tchrist

@VirenderSehwag Oh the irony!

kwak

@RegDwigнt :D

terdon

@jokerdino That counts as British (some of it anyway).

Zoe

13:16

@tchrist Thanks!

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@terdon I'm sure some of the palestinians have tried acting reasonably. But I've yet to see Hamas acting reasonably. Maybe the people of Gaza should choose new leaders.

jokerdino

@terdon haha, just the north part.

terdon

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 No arguments there.

RegDwigнt

@VirenderSehwag i m frm n plc cld mrn rshch lol.

kwak

@Saladin *israel

terdon

13:17

@jokerdino The Scots use it too, and so do the English actually.

jokerdino

@RegDwigнt O_O

Virender Sehwag

i mean country name

RegDwigнt

@VirenderSehwag I gave you the exact location. You still can't google like you couldn't with Malayalam?

jokerdino

@terdon ahh

tchrist

♬ He watching over . . . slumbers snot nor sleeps. ♬

terdon

13:18

@tchrist Snot?

Virender Sehwag

i got this language is speak in kerala a small state in india

RegDwigнt

@terdon studs not on top.

tchrist

@terdon Some people need to be elocuted.

Saladin

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Palestinian people versus Israeli former don't have time to bury their children later would go in their back-garden open a can of beer and toast with their friends as they dance and celebrate as rockets are fried into GAZA

see difference!

RegDwigнt

28

Q: What is SNOT building?

I have seen reference on LEGO forums to "SNOT building". This sounds gross! Are there really squishy-sticky LEGO bricks, or what?

Saladin

13:19

common - sense really?

terdon

@Saladin Back down a bit. People are dying on both sides. Yes, there is a very real difference in numbers but both sides have parents losing children.

@RegDwigнt Well darn. OK. :)

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@Saladin Both sides are firing at each other. Why should I care if one side is really bad at it?

Virender Sehwag

any body from Germany ?

terdon

@VirenderSehwag It's anybody, not any body.

RegDwigнt

@VirenderSehwag only living people.

jokerdino

13:21

and maybe a dog.

kwak

@VirenderSehwag alive body?

RegDwigнt

Nope, the dog ain't from Germany and will be quick to tell you so.

Virender Sehwag

@RegDwigнt r u from there?

RegDwigнt

I dn wt d y tnk?

kwak

kthxbai

Virender Sehwag

13:22

@terdon thnax

RegDwigнt

The NSA is really getting lazy as of late.

Virender Sehwag

ask some thing to me

RegDwigнt

Next up they'll ask me "r u shoesize" and "r u favorite toothpaste"

jokerdino

Haha

kwak

@VirenderSehwag you split in 2 words some words that should be in 1 part

jokerdino

13:23

r u favrite editr?

RegDwigнt

@kwak to his defense, that makes him literally the opposite of Hitler.

Virender Sehwag

@kwak sorry for the mistake

kwak

@RegDwigнt :)) not sure I get the joke though :s

Virender Sehwag

@RegDwigнt 10 inch

RegDwigнt

Too much information.

jokerdino

13:25

@kwak Germans combine words.

RegDwigнt

@kwak Germans write compounds in one word.

jokerdino

internetbrowser.

kwak

ok

RegDwigнt

@jokerdino so do the English. It's just that the English use more space.

kwak

mannshaftstadion

Virender Sehwag

13:25

@jokerdino mozilla

jokerdino

@RegDwigнt idiotspace?

RegDwigнt

@kwak that is not a word in German, also it's -schaft-.

Saladin

@terdon use common-sense for lil bit both sides dying you want MATHS to fail you!!!

RegDwigнt

Why not go with kindergarten or autobahn or zeitgeist or schadenfreude?

I mean, you even borrowed them.

tchrist

@jokerdino Slow and meandering.

kwak

13:27

@RegDwigнt what about RheinEnergieStadion

RegDwigнt

@kwak that's a proper name, it doesn't count.

Camel case is not a regular feature of German, or any language for that matter.

Virender Sehwag

ohh great 44 stadiums

kwak

@RegDwigнt but I copy/pasted from the Truth (wikipedia)

RegDwigнt

Should really be Stadtwerke-Köln-Stadium. They just wanted it to look more fancy. And failed.

Saladin

huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/24/…

RegDwigнt

13:29

@kwak that is completely orthogonal to my remark.

Virender Sehwag

@kwak k

kwak

@RegDwigнt yeah I noticed while typing :)

RegDwigнt

You can copypaste "Einstein" from Wikipedia, too. Doesn't make it any less of a proper name.

I reject your premise that "English grammar doesn't allow for concatenating". The English mathematics professor is exactly the same as the Swedish matematikprofessor, and control flow graph visualization software is exactly the same as the German Kontrollflußgraphvisualisierungssoftware. Some languages opt for writing compounds as single words, others use whitespaces. But they are still compounds. Spoken language is primary, and orthography is a random approximation. We could start putting whitespaces before all suffixes, but that would not affect their function in the least. — RegDwigнt ♦ Nov 8 '12 at 10:25

Nuff said.

Virender Sehwag

kwak

I mean, most German stadiums have names using the same grammatical techniques than the language itself, and so is a good sample

and most names have hyphens or spaces to split words, so they are Englishized

RegDwigнt

13:31

Not in Switzerland. Or Austria.

There, you'd write Barack Obama-Stadion.

Really funny.

Like he married one Stadion.

Robusto

Wah. I don't feel like working today.

RegDwigнt

Or George W. Bush-Schule.

Robusto

@RegDwigнt Oxymoron there.

At least cognitive dissonance.

RegDwigнt

What kind of moron? An ox? That is a tautology.

kwak

from latinus Oxy (oxgen) Moron (idiot) meaning the breathe of an idiot

Robusto

13:33

@RegDwigнt I resisted that low-hanging frucht.

RegDwigнt

@kwak Yeah yeah yeah I know all about Jean-Michel Jarre.

Saladin

will the English language save us when the bombs start dropping on you?

RegDwigнt

@Robusto we could feel the 42 Ohm till here.

kwak

@RegDwigнt I got that joke!

sometimes I do

RegDwigнt

@kwak then you are not too young to chat here. You might be too old to know what "chat" means, though.

Robusto

13:34

@RegDwigнt Hmm, till for bis. Your pineapple is showing.

RegDwigнt

@Robusto nope, but my intention is.

terdon

@RegDwigнt so stadium is stadion? Strange, I wonder why. Presumably German took it directly from Greek instead of having it filter through Latin.

Robusto

Hey, nobody's perfet.

I want to go out and play.

Virender Sehwag

by

kwak

Nadie es perfecto

terdon

13:35

@kwak Speak for yourself!

kwak

Nunca

terdon

@Robusto Me too :(

@kwak Mais!

kwak

@terdon Nadia es perfecta

Robusto

I was all set to fuck off today, but TPTB decided they wanted to add a feature that I'm supposed to implement today.

terdon

Si? Y tienes su numero?

@Robusto Hmm, so fucked instead of fucked off huh?

Robusto

13:37

Fucked instead of fucking off.

RegDwigнt

@tchrist clean up on aisle Z.

0

Q: Should an apostrophe be used with a z at the end of a word?

I know that if a word ends with an s then it should be made plural or possessive by use of an apostrophe with no extra s (e.g. "Thomas Harris' book was a riveting read." as opposed to "Gary Barlow's voice is so distracting.") What about if the word ends with a z. For example, would it be Gomez' ...

possessive apostrophe

tchrist

@RegDwigнt Tit for tat, Clarisse.

Robusto

World War Z.

RegDwigнt

@tchrist I am too lazy to search for your question.

Got it? La-Z?

Hahaha.

I am so good.

tchrist

@RegDwigнt No, it is something else. I am not going to discuss in nonprivately.

RegDwigнt

13:38

Oh.

Gosh everyone so serious as of late.

Saladin

huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/24/…

tchrist

Please step into my chambers, General Custard.

RegDwigнt

Someone kill off HP already.

They've become embarrassing even to idiots.

Saladin

@RegDwigнt why ?

RegDwigнt

That is a very good question.

Robusto

13:40

@RegDwigнt They are undead. They can't be killed.

RegDwigнt

No one knows the answer.

tchrist

@Robusto Inertial lag.

Saladin

@RegDwigнt better then FOX...

RegDwigнt

@Saladin please stop using then that way.

Robusto

Let's just say that they're dead, and they've always been dead, but they continue to go on as if they were alive.

RegDwigнt

13:41

30 mins ago, by Saladin

@zoe what is worse then hell?

That is twice within half an hour.

The quota is filled.

Robusto

You can't spell Hellas without Hell.

@terdon: ^

Saladin

@Robusto they are dead because of monopolistic nature of media control program its just one man really

RegDwigнt

I thought it was one woman.

Robusto

Are you a Kurd? The real Saladin was a Kurd.

tchrist

Sewage. Nothing but sewage.

Jarvis the Bot

13:42

@Saladin Were you trying to invoke me? Use the !!/help command to learn more.

@Saladin General help

RegDwigнt

@Robusto they've been metasthesizing into Germany.

skullpatrol

!!wiki Kurd

RegDwigнt

When something is more Bild than Bild, you stop laughing.

Jarvis the Bot

Kurds

The Kurdish people, or Kurds (Kurdish: کورد, Kurd), are an ethnic group in Middle East, mostly inhabiting a region known as Kurdistan, which includes adjacent parts of Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Turkey. They are an Iranian people and speak the Kurdish languages, which are members of the Iranian branch of Indo-European languages. The Kurds number about 30 million, the majority living in West Asia, with significant Kurdish diaspora communities in the cities of western Turkey, in Armenia, Georgia, Israel, Azerbaijan, Russia, Lebanon and, in recent decades, some European countries and the United States...

tchrist

@Robusto You can with rough breathing.

@RegDwigнt Stage 4?

Robusto

13:43

@tchrist No rough breathing in chat.

terdon

@Robusto Can't live there without making the connection either.

RegDwigнt

@tchrist No, more like stage zombie, as Rob says.

tchrist

> Little Miss Muffet / Sat on her tuffet / Eating . . . .

RegDwigнt

Warren Buffet?

tchrist

And what a splendiferous buffet that was!

Saladin

13:45

the definition of popular media is defined by whom? not by general public but by propagandist ; the elite with lots of money and influence

tchrist

Ok, I have had enough of this inflammatory political propaganda.

terdon

@Saladin Oh please. The definition of popular media, obviously, is thath they're popular.

RegDwigнt

Saladin, I am not sure which choir you are preaching to, but you are like a hundred years too late with any of your insights.

Saladin

@terdon popular YES but not made by us (masses)

terdon

@Saladin Yes dear.

RegDwigнt

13:46

You are not masses.

tchrist

Legion.

RegDwigнt

That is why nothing is made by you.

terdon

@RegDwigнt Yes massa.

RegDwigнt

The only way to make something is to go and actually make something. Posting on the Internet how you are not making anything does not quite cut it.

Saladin

@RegDwigнt those who are numb in their heart and always voice their opinion no matter how unpopular their opinion may be (like being anti-isreal) are never backwards and outdated...but you are right see what happen to guy who tried to defend mel Gibson lately

kwak

13:47

How do you call the "inferior limit"? like for example 2 in {4,2,5,8}

Cerberus

It would be fun for a change

@Saladin How is being anti-Israel "unpopular"?

RegDwigнt

@Saladin see, it is saying things like "Mel Gibson" that makes you seem like you are one century too late to the party.

kwak

it seems it's called "limit inferior"

Johan Larsson

@kwak min?

Zoe

What the fuck, this is still going on?

Saladin

13:48

@RegDwigнt you are forgetting the reason I mentioned him over here

kwak

@JohanLarsson yes but I want to use it in an Enlgish sentence

Zoe

I was away for like 250+ msgs and this is STILL going on.

RegDwigнt

@Saladin you are forgetting that there was no reason for you to mention him over here.

Saladin

@RegDwigнt unless you don't know what I'm talking about

tchrist

Matthew 8:32 applies.

kwak

13:49

@JohanLarsson I want to say "Is there a limit inferior to the toxic dose human can breathe, without having permanent disabilities?"

Saladin

timesofisrael.com/…

RegDwigнt

@Saladin You are basically posting insights that boggled the mind of everyone here when they were 12, but are no longer news to anyone who is over 13, which is the age limit to chat here.

Robusto

You people are distracting me while I'm trying to work. Stop it!

I mean, I'm very distracted. And I don't feel like working. You're not making this easy.

Zoe

@Robusto Stupid cannot be stopped.

RegDwigнt

@Robusto instructions unclear. Should I stop your work now or what?

Robusto

13:50

Oh, could you?

tchrist

@Zoe No, but he can take a walk on the wild side.

Robusto

That would be awesome.

Saladin

@RegDwigнt and what lesson have they learned those 12 yrs wrote wikipedia articles where are there research papers?

Cerberus

Look, a pony!

terdon

@RegDwigнt There have been insights posted?

Saladin

13:51

@RegDwigнt you take consciousness too lightly

RegDwigнt

I could send you vodka and hookers. That stops all work dead in its tracks.

Robusto

@Cerberus Where?

tchrist

raises the Jolly Roger and starts cutting throats

terdon

@RegDwigнt Depends on your job. Not if you're a pimp for example.

Zoe

Oh Lord.

Robusto

13:51

@RegDwigнt Vodka and hookers will help.

Cerberus

@Robusto Hah! You fell for it.

RegDwigнt

@terdon yes, like "OMG did you realize there are more colors than just black and white"?

terdon

@RegDwigнt No way!

Cerberus

So what is he going on about, what did I miss?

Robusto

@Cerberus I always fall for that one.

Zoe

13:52

@terdon LOL

@Cerberus How nice war is.

Cerberus

@Robusto So easy.

@Zoe Umm that is an odd point of view.

Zoe

@Saladin I cannot subject verb agreement.

Cerberus

Isn't war a necessary evil at best?

Saladin

@zoe you are always against me

really generally speaking its the truth

Robusto

@Zoe Can't even be contained.

Cerberus

13:53

@Saladin What is your position?

Zoe

@Saladin I am against war no matter who is perceived as good.

RegDwigнt

I think we should really point Saladin to Skeptics.SE.

He will have more fun chatting there.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@Cerberus Heel, boy. Stay!

Cerberus

Do they have an active chat room?

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Grrr...

Saladin

@zoe then raise your voice who are war-thirsty like USA ISREAL RUSSIA

RegDwigнt

13:54

@Cerberus Any room with Saladin in it is an active chat room.

Cerberus

Yay!

It sounds hilarious, but I still don't quite get it.

Saladin

yeah last time i remember when I got lil famous @KitFox kicked me:(

Robusto

@RegDwigнt *activist

Saladin

you can never ever fall in love with MOD

Zoe

@Cerberus He makes for interest senten

kwak

13:55

@Cerberus yes but only cushions war

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@Cerberus Papa va te donner un biscuit! Doucement....

Cerberus

@Zoe Haha I see.

RegDwigнt

@Saladin She always does that to famous people. She almost clubbed Putin to death when he tried to chat here.

kwak

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 *va

Cerberus

@kwak Not people?

Saladin

13:56

@RegDwigнt you are funny!!!

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@kwak thanks. I'm so rusty.

kwak

@Cerberus I mean people fighting with cushions sorry

Cerberus

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Merci bien!

Zoe

@Saladin You are expressing their stand just fine.

RegDwigнt

@Saladin I am funny because I'm true.

Cerberus

13:56

@kwak Ahh OK.

Zoe

@RegDwigнt jfc

Cerberus

Yes, pillow fights are the best.

Saladin

can you kill someone with a pillow?

Zoe

@Cerberus I was thinking what cushion fights were AH

@Saladin Duh.

Cerberus

AH?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

13:57

@Saladin yes.

Saladin

no?

kwak

@Saladin yes!

Cerberus

Pillows are traditionally used to suffocate people.

Saladin

how?

Cerberus

Especially infants and old people.

Zoe

13:57

No because you said so? No because it is a popular opinion thereby making it inherently false?

Saladin

no kill them in pillow fights?

RegDwigнt

@Saladin Did we really just find the one truism still not known to you?

kwak

@Saladin in the mouth

Cerberus

In pillow fights, it is difficult.

kwak

stuffing it

RegDwigнt

13:58

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 stop teaching him things. Now he will go on to tell everyone in here how people, especially Jews, kill other people with pillows.

Saladin

can you kill someone with helium ballon?

RegDwigнt

No comment.

Cerberus

Yes.

Zoe

Stop feeding him.

Saladin

how?

kwak

13:58

@Saladin with a cigarette as well

Zoe

Stop feeding the elephant in the room.

terdon

@Saladin Of course. Just have them sit on it at 12000 feet and wait for it to pop.

Cerberus

Maybe you need more than one balloon. And you need a plastic bag.

Saladin

@zoe stop looking at the screen

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

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Zoe

13:59

@Saladin stop typing

Cerberus

An American doctor just killed himself with helium the other day.

Zoe

@Cerberus An

Saladin

@Zoe wow

RegDwigнt

Doctor is feminine, so it must be an.

Cerberus

I had "a Dutch doctor", until I remembered it was an American doctor.

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