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Hello kids!
Hello doggy!
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Q: Expression from "Lord of the Flies" that I cannot understand

ItsMitch All round him the long scar smashed into the jungle was a bath of heat. English is my second language, my first language is Spanish. I don't understand this sentence at all. Please explain.

Dupe!
Precisely the same sentence was hashed over three years ago.
01:08
Woof!
@Robusto Voted.
01:45
A gross injustice!
That's not me!
@MattЭллен Patak's (I'm sure it is available in your area (M&S or Tesco's surely has an Indian aisle)) never go bad. Putting rotten vegetables nearby revives them. They're the Chuck Norris or Soviet Union of ... of... of whatever that stuff in jars is.
02:02
@Mitch Shut up, you imposter! The real Mitch has a yellow-green icon.
@Mitch I have not seen Patak at M&S, but regular supermarkets here have Patak stuff.
I have this spicy mango chutney from M&S, it's quite good.
Marks and Spencer.
Do you have it?
It's an English food shop.
Not that I know of, though that does sound familiar.
@Cerberus Shut up? You shut up! Yellow-green is for losers and lamers. Also, I grew out of that a long time ago...months, months ago.
@Cerberus There are no regular supermarkets in the US anymore. There are only humongous chains.
@Mitch Well, why are humongous chains not regular supermarkets?
Our regular supermarkets are also large chains.
02:33
@Cerberus Oh.I read that wrongly then. M&S is a humongous chain, and you had that in inferred contrast with regular supermarkets. And if the regular supermarkets have Patak's, I'd expect the even bigger M&S to have it too. Therefore... (logic based on nothing), regular supermarkets aren't big chains. So I was wrong?
@Mitch Umm one of your premises is that big chains are less likely to have Patak's than smaller supermarkets.
But I do not consider M&S a supermarket, at least not their shops here.
none of it works. I'm not proud
What are the other chains around you?
None of what?
None of what I said works.
I don't know, we have tons of chains that sell food, but only some I would call supermarkets.
Oh.
Perhaps M&S is more like a supermarket in England or America?
02:37
I only know of Marks and Spencer and Tesco's in England
I don't know Tesco's.
M&S doesn't exist (as far as I know) in the US
I expect a regular supermarket to have like 3 kinds of table salt and 5 kinds of sugar.
Oh.
@Cerberus and a big chain? More?
I am most familiar with big chains, they are "regular" for me with respect to supermarkets.
In my neighbourhood, the only supermarkets are Albert Heijn, a big chain.
Ahold or Koninklijke Ahold N.V. is a Dutch international retailer based in Amsterdam, Netherlands. Ahold is an AEX-listed company on NYSE Euronext Amsterdam. History Growth in the Netherlands The company started in 1887, with the founding of an Albert Heijn grocery store in Oostzaan, Netherlands. The grocery chain expanded through the first half of the 20th century, and went public in 1948. Under the leadership of the founder’s grandsons Albert and Gerrit Jan Heijn, the company continued to make a significant impact on food retail in the Netherlands in the next four decades, pioneeri...
Ahold is the holding whose main asset is the Albert Heijn supermarkets.
02:49
Just checking out the products. Nice cheap saucisson.
Hard to find in the US, or, rather, expensive when you do find it.
Are you looking at Albert Heijn?
It is in general not a good shop. But they have some good stuff.
what kind of choose is roomkaas?
Cream cheese.
What are you looking at!
going through the online products list.
It's long. Everything they have in their stores.
03:02
Another topic...can someone please for the love of god...
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Q: Orc vs Ork: What's the difference?

littlebluerobotI'm hoping for clarification on some fantasy-based terminology. I've read a number of websites that refer both to "orcs" and"orks", occasionally in the same sentence! Previously, I had only ever seen the term "orc" in fantasy writing. From what limited information on the topic I've been able to ...

please someone make a cow-orker joke?
03:40
!!wiki coworker
Employment is a relationship between two parties, usually based on a contract, one being the employer and the other being the employee. Employee An employee contributes labor and/or expertise to an endeavor of an employer and is usually hired to perform specific duties which are packaged into a job. An Employee is a person who is hired to provide services to a company on a regular basis in exchange for compensation and who does not provide these services as part of an independent business. U.S. Law USC 26 §3401(c) provides a definition for the term "employee" specific to chapter 24...
04:36
Is it possible to ping people who are not in chat in order for them to receive a notification?
I know if I have been in chat, I get a little "notification" telling me if someone replied to me after I left.
04:49
Yes.
 
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06:07
!!wiki erdos number
The Erdős number () describes the "collaborative distance" between a person and mathematician Paul Erdős, as measured by authorship of mathematical papers. The same principle has been proposed for other eminent people in other fields. Overview Paul Erdős (1913–1996) was an influential mathematician who spent a large portion of his later life living out of a suitcase, and writing papers with those of his colleagues willing to give him room and board. He published more papers during his lifetime (at least 1,525) than any other mathematician in history. The idea of the Erdős number was ...
 
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-2
A: Why does "information" not have a plural form?

Your BossRegDwigнt, you should die and disappear because you are useless, annoying, and stupid. Nobody needs you.

09:18
It's not true!
09:29
I am not even sure what got his knickers in such a twist there. There is only one comment of mine there, and it is surprisingly civil.
I am beginning to think he actually meant @tchrist. Yep, that must be it.
But he's YourBoss. Surely that counts for something.
Going by the IP, he could be Cerberus or myself. The plot thickens.
you are your own worst enemy
Aye. On the plus side, I am my own best enemy, too.
09:33
Meanwhile Vashikaran solves ALL PROBLEMS again.
This time, he even bothered with a gravatar.
with the phone number in it, it looks like
555-CALL-JESUS
Or whatever that deity is.
Is it Jesus? I think it is Jesus.
wow. there are a lot of hits for that number on Google. he spams all the boards. I feel like we've been cheated on
It's a full-time job.
He needs an assistant for the actual problem solving.
I thought we were special
09:36
Well, you had to push your luck by googling.
but, no, he posts on every forum on the whole world wide web. any port in a storm
@KitFox FYI: masturbation is not FFS, it is FMS.
(, ), also known as (), is the Hindu goddess associated with empowerment, shakti. She is the fierce aspect of the goddess Durga (Parvati). The name Kali comes from kāla, which means black, time, death, lord of death: Shiva. Since Shiva is called Kāla— the eternal time — the name of Kālī, his consort, also means "Time" or "Death" (as in "time has come"). Hence, Kāli is the Goddess of Time and Change. Although sometimes presented as dark and violent, her earliest incarnation as a figure of annihilation of evil forces still has some influence. Various Shakta Hindu cosmologies, as wel...
I believe that's the one.
The picture, I mean.
Of the spammer, I mean.
Unless they have more Na'vi-looking gods.
With the Indians, you never know.
HEY LISTEN.
See, I was making a Zelda joke.
09:38
Yes. Mad skillz bro.
#pro
I am still halfway through the Master Quest. Finished the Fire Temple last week, must resume some time this week.
09:52
Top of the morning to you all :-)
Hoozah.
@RegDwigнt - (sorry for the interruption) I think one of our users has created a second account to upvote him/herself. I know there is autoreverse of suspicious upvoting, but is this something we should call to a mod's attention?
You can flag one of their posts explaining the situation, yes.
thanks.
 
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what's a "bike shed"?
!!wiki bike shed
Parkinson's law of triviality, also known as bikeshedding or the bicycle-shed example, is C. Northcote Parkinson's 1957 argument that organizations give disproportionate weight to trivial issues. Parkinson demonstrated this by contrasting the triviality of the cost of building a bike shed to an atomic reactor. The law has been applied to software development and other activities. Argument The concept was first presented as a corollary of his broader "Parkinson's law" spoof of management. He dramatizes this "law of triviality" with the example of a committee's deliberations on an atom...
yes, that
I have a feeling that we will have an influx of people dying to tell us their opinon of whether a trap can be unsprung
12:13
agreed
yet people don't really care where the word "mathematics" came from :(
well... that's a done deal. I don't see what you can't glean from this
I really think the trap should be green.
that would be good for hiding it in grass, but I think a camouflage pattern would suit the undergrowth of a wooded area
@MattЭллен thanks :-)
@skullpatrol no problem :)
12:20
Camoflage is not a word, so your opinion is invalid. I win.
I hear that often.
the only true authority is the venus fly trap
@RegDwigнt your opinion is the wrong colour, though.
But wrong colour is the best kind of colour.
12:30
cull colour cul est
Vaffancolour.
!!wiki color
Color or colour (see spelling differences) is the visual perceptual property corresponding in humans to the categories called red, blue, yellow, green and others. Color derives from the spectrum of light (distribution of light power versus wavelength) interacting in the eye with the spectral sensitivities of the light receptors. Color categories and physical specifications of color are also associated with objects or materials based on their physical properties such as light absorption, reflection, or emission spectra. By defining a color space, colors can be identified numerically b...
That is the best description the hive mind could come up with?
Plant is the visual perceptual property corresponding in humans to the categories called grass, tree, bush and others.
@RegDwigнt I saw what you did there.
12:37
I am excited. Here is your "Witnessed a typo being fixed live" Purple Heart.
If the Brits spell the word "color" as "colour" I think it only fair for them to spell "morning" as "mourning" . . .
Vote for MOMA.
Actual Google Images search result for '"Witnessed a typo being fixed live" Purple Heart'.
OMG I just fixed another typo, I wonder if you noticed.
I think at some level we can blame string theory.
12:39
How about this level right now?
We have to question the superposition of levels in this chat.
Superpositions are actually super-impositions.
Praise four the mourning.
Mine is the sunlight.
Bourne of the oune identity?
Or supremacy?
That's now a legacy, not a supremacy.
Every school has its legacy students. Nothing supreme about that.
12:42
Apart from the Supremes
I will take reigning supreme over reigning in leggins any day.
I want to bash all those bourne-again sequels.
You can bash them for twenty bucks.
I can bash them for much less in Unix.
Don't forget to export REIGN="supreme"
12:44
You can't have supreme without "super me"
Is "flour" pronounced "flor" and "our" "or" in England? Just curious.
fl + our
like flower
@MattЭллен Diana Ross was the "super me" in the Supremes.
@MattЭллен Stop not taking the bait.
sorry, I'm sleepy
You should knock off the pub lunches then.
Four pints would make anybody sleepy in the middle of the day.
How did I type "shot" for "should"? That is a strange one.
Q: Is "flour" = "flor" and "our" = "or". A: "Flour" = "Fl" + "our". That's a thank you for nothing if there ever was one.
I think my brain is nearly used up. And it's not even 9:00 a.m. here.
why do English men go out in the midday sun?
Because their wives beat them.
12:47
Chasing their mad dogs, I guess.
Cows.
It's always cows.
If their wives beat them, then the wives are going out first, ergo the men can't be being chased by them.
That's only if they beat them by a mile. But you forget about kilometres.
@RegDwigнt yes, yes. I couldn't parse the question, so I gave it my best shot
@RegDwigнt Isn't that spelled "couws"?
12:49
@Robusto It is. Why dou you ask?
U always asks that.
@MattЭллен a shot to nothing, eh.
@RegDwigнt I can't aim for toffee
> And they beheld Him even Him, ben Bloom Elijah, amid clouds of angels ascend to the glory of the brightness at an angle of fortyfive degrees over Donohoe's in Little Green Street like a shot off a shovel.
And God saw that it was gay.
12:53
!!wiki gay
Gay is a term that primarily refers to a homosexual person or the trait of being homosexual. The term was originally used to refer to feelings of being "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy". The term's use as a reference to homosexuality may date as early as the late 19th century, but its use gradually increased in the 20th century. In modern English, gay has come to be used as an adjective, and as a noun, referring to the people, especially to gay males, and the practices and cultures associated with homosexuality. By the end of the 20th century, the word gay was recommended by ma...
You were a creature all in rapture. In the garden, wet with rain.
someone declared snarkiness an internet phenomenon. Well, now they are wrong on the internet.
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A: What are the similarities and differences between "irony" and "sarcasm"?

JatabIrony is a class in which sarcasm is a member. Sarcasm is or was defined as "simple verbal irony," probably one of the earliest forms of irony we learn. Irony, in its most post-modern form, is where ambiguity is stilled into total irresolution, where irony graduates from a satiric nuance to a wo...

!!wiki snark
Snark may be: Fictional creatures * Snark (Lewis Carroll), a fictional animal species in Lewis Carroll's The Hunting of the Snark (1876) * Snark (Half-Life), fictional small, bug-like species of alien used as a weapon * Zn'rx, a race of fictional aliens in Marvel Comics publications, commonly referred to as "Snarks" * Corporal Snark, a minor character in Catch-22 (1961) by Joseph Heller * A species of creature in The 100 Lives of Black Jack Savage * The Snark, fictional alien machine that visits Earth in the novel In the Ocean of Night (1977) by Gregory Benford * A fictional creature fro...
13:04
I remember the snark in halflife
Jan 9 at 15:24, by RegDwigнt
A shark is just a snark with a dorsal fin.
13:26
Why is this open?
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Q: How to use the word "petrichor" in a sentence?

Ashutosh DaveWhat are the ways in which the word petrichor which means scent of the rain, might be used? Can we use a phrase like "the pleasant petrichor"?

Isn't this about as open-ended as it gets?
almost as open ended as petrichor
I love that smell.
Good morning, Mr. Ellen.
Good afternoon, Mrs. Fox.
I can't decide between coffee and tea this morning.
Well, it's the morning, so tea.
13:29
Hmm.
OK.
Ceylon or aged black?
Ha, already had my hands on it.
You in my brain again?
brb
or vice versa
13:32
pshaw. It's my universe.
Wait. That doesn't preclude the possibility...
It's complicated.
You're a complicated woman
Oh! I thought I was a fox.
oh, then you're a cunning fox!
Foxes are people too you know, no need to get speciest!
13:40
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That's an Ork, not an orc.
@KitFox exactly
I don't know what that fellow was thinking saying that Oz Orks are related to normal Orks (which are related to orcs).
I oversteeped my tea again.
Why is @Rob editing his stuff in confusing ways?
Dunno. Maybe he's on crack.
Do either of you know of a standard taxonomy for scientific research areas?
Never heard such thing existed.
I'm sure there is one. I'm sure I had to use it to tag abstracts before.
But my googlefu keeps giving me results on taxonomy research.
Google for stronger fu, then.
The main branches of science (also referred to as "sciences", "scientific fields", or "scientific disciplines") are commonly divided into two major groups: social sciences, which study human behavior and societies, and natural sciences, which study natural phenomena (including fundamental forces and biological life). These groupings are empirical sciences, which means the knowledge must be based on observable phenomena and be capable of being tested for its validity by other researchers working under the same conditions. In addition to empirical sciences, there are the formal sciences, s...
Good enough for me.
AFTERNOON
13:48
Helloes.
oops
capslock'd
Shit! I totally forgot about this meeting I have in ten minutes! I am completely unprepared.
@KitFox Something like this?
Or this?
!!define ontology
@MattЭллен ontology (uncountable, philosophy) The branch of metaphysics that addresses the nature or essential characteristics of being and of things that exist; the study of being
13:59
!!define offtology
@MattЭллен It means I ain't got time to learn your $5 words
Anonymous
Days of the future past ?
Anonymous
I am sure that phrase is not well thought of.
!!wiki days of future past
"Days of Future Past" is a storyline in the Marvel Comics comic book The Uncanny X-Men issues #141-142, published in 1981. It deals with a dystopian future in which mutants are incarcerated in internment camps. An adult Kate Pryde transfers her mind into her younger self, the present-day Kitty Pryde, who brings the X-Men to prevent a fatal moment in history that triggers anti-mutant hysteria. The storyline was produced during the franchise's rise to popularity under the writer/artist team of Chris Claremont, John Byrne and Terry Austin. The dark future seen in the story has been revisite...
14:06
Yes, X-Men and "not well thought out" mix very well.
| rev2 = Rolling Stone (1968) | rev2Score = mixed | rev3 = Rolling Stone (2007) | rev3Score = favorable | rev4 = Spin | rev4Score = favorable | rev5 = Sputnikmusic | rev5Score = 5/5 | rev6 = Uncut | rev6Score = | rev7 = Yahoo! Music | rev7Score = favorable }} Days of Future Passed is the second album and first concept album by English rock band The Moody Blues, released in December 1967 on Deram Records. After two years performing as a struggling white R&B band, The Moody Blues were asked by their record label in September 1967 to record an adaptation of Antonín Dvořák's Symphony No. ...
What Is to Be Done? Burning Questions of Our Movement (), is a political pamphlet written by the Russian revolutionary Vladimir Lenin in 1901 and published in 1902. Its title is inspired by the novel of the same name by the nineteenth-century Russian revolutionary Nikolai Chernyshevsky. In What Is to Be Done?, Lenin argues that the working class will not spontaneously become political simply by fighting economic battles with employers over wages, working hours and the like. To convert the working class to Marxism, Lenin insists that Marxists should form a political party, or "vanguard,"...
@simON When you have time-travel, you can have a future that's in the past.
Hello.
14:08
Hello.
What is to be done?
@Cerberus read the book.
14:09
you need to fix this bug where the programme crashes
ubertweened
@Cerberus how far are you from Kralingen in Rotterdam?
I need a goon there.
Umm that would be an hour by train plus unknown metros/trams/buses, why?
@MattЭллен It is a controlled vocabulary of hierarchical terms used to produce a classification system with relationships such as X is a Y and B is part of A etc.
Oh...
What would you need this goon to do?
Goony stuff.
14:10
@terdon I see
I see.
get treasure from pirates!
The Truffle Shuffle.
We Amsterdammers normally avoid Rotterdam because it has modern buildings and such. But Kralingen wasn't bombed.
Thank you guys for your clarifications.
14:11
That you, too
Actually I have a better plan. I move to Rotterdam, make friends with that guy, become his bestest friend ever, then one day out of nowhere say: hah, I am the one you once wished death upon over the Internet. Herewith our friendship shall be nil. I hope you die and disappear. Mwuahahaha.
I think it is a very well-thought-out plan.
sounds like a good plan
So what is this all about?
Or give him the Vibrating Palm.
@MattЭллен Waaah!
14:13
@Cerberus It is about your still not having invented a device to punch people over the Internet.
But for details, check your pings from this morning.
such a slacker
@RegDwigнt I didn't have any!
@Cerberus check harder.
My last ping in this room was 2 days ago, it says.
@RegDwigнt you didn't actually ping him, you only mentioned him
14:15
I see what the problem is. It was an invisible ping. You must check extra hard for those.
Oh, those.
@MattЭллен and? Normally that suffices. Especially with devils.
true, true
Hi everyone. I am again with the App. Could you check that it is correct?
I can't be doing Devil's job for him.
@flatronka Everything is capitalized but the word "night" is not.
@flatronka audio is an uncoutable noun. never plural
well, practically never
thank you !
Actually, why is everything capitalized in the first place. That's harder to read. There's research on that.
14:18
But yeah, at least you are more consistent now, that is always an improvement of course.
:)
thank you
@flatronka Also: Runs fully in the background.
thanks guys
@flatronka I would change audio to sounds, personally
do you think that is better without capitalization?
@MattЭллен thanks for the idea
14:21
np
bbl
@RegDwigнt Read the edit note.
@Robusto I don't need to, I can guess what it says.
Something something only two actual tenses.
@Rob I started GD.
Oh yeah, pretty much so. Linguistic purists.
Well, that's the thing. The question is not directed at linguistic purists.
It's a question for pineapples.
And pineapples will be looking up "tense".
Meanwhile "expression of time", to a pineapple and non-pineapple alike, is something like "tomorrow" or "last week" or "your mom", really pretty much anything except "were" and "will".
Just my seven roubles.
14:30
I have a rather large mother bear treed in the cottonwood behind my house, with her two very young cubs further up the tree above her.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Cool!
@tchrist Seriously?
It's either that or the flood.
Rather.
She’s got a nice chocolaty color to her.
Nice! Well, as long as you don't need to go outside.
14:31
I’ve locked the one kitten inside in a room, but I can’t find the other one. Not that there’s a risk from bears but still.
Oh, I’ve been outside. Not a problem.
Oh? Even with the cubs around?
What I can’t handle is the oblivious idiotfuck runners who run right past her despite the officer trying to stop them because they have earplugs in so our deaf.
And apparently blind as well.
Well, natural selection...
They’re going to bring in a bearsitter for the day.
She probably won’t come down before dusk.
Is that a thing?
14:33
@RegDwigнt So what was this about Kralingen?
That’s the word the officer used, yes.
@Cerberus some bozo from there told me to die earlier today.
The state has some in the Colorado Parks & Wildlife department, but they are spread pretty thin.
So nobody's making any stupid noises about killing her? Instead they will keep an eye on her until she decides to leave?
@RegDwigнt Really? That's awful. On this site?
I told you Rotterdam is a nasty place.
And Kralingen is even the best part.
I am guessing he's a university student?
14:35
@Robusto I got to the part in the boiler room, but then I had to leave for dinner. We need to stop going out to dinner so much. It fattens the ass.
@Cerberus yeah and it actually was on a question where I wasn't rude at all for a change. The OP, on the other hand, was a dick to everyone.
The feds have their own staff for the national forests.
@tchrist What is a Jensen-style lower case e? Is it non-humanist?
But perhaps it was a cunning plan to camouflage which question I actually pissed him off on, so I can't guess who it was.
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Don't I know it.
14:37
@RegDwigнt Wow, that's weird. Who is it?
Looks humanist to me.
@tchrist ooh, nice.
@Cerberus it was a very old question. I don't think the OP has anything to do with this.
Ok, must mute. Hope the ursids make out well.
Bye!
@RegDwigнt See, I can't win with you people. Lawler snarks me for not being a linguist and you snark me for not sticking to my guns.
@RegDwigнt Then who was this Rotterdammer?
@Robusto You would be wise to ignore Lawler's insistence on certain terminology.
But it's the other dogmatists as well.
@Robusto so you're saying life is a bitch? OMG.
You hear that? That is the sound of at least one press being held.
14:41
Life's a beach where you lie.
@Robusto Like whom?
@Cerberus Read the comment chain in the accepted answer.
Which question?
@RegDwigнt You might consider switching to electronic.
The "time expressions in English" question. Formerly "How do the tenses in English . . . "
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Q: Expressions of time in English: what they mean

RobustoNon-native speakers often get confused about what the expressions of time mean in English. With input from some of the folk here I've put together a diagram that I hope will provide some clarity on the matter. I offer it as the first answer to this question. Consider it a living document. Input ...

14:45
No good deed goes unpunished. That question was offered as a public service, and all it's done is spark a religious war.
Hey it also got you a million reps. I do think that qualifies for unpunishment.
Haha, Lawler is impossible.
That's not our problem. If they come looking for eternal salvation, would you have us administer sacraments? Lying to students is the reason why we're in this mess to start with; there's no excuse for continuing the practice. — John Lawler Apr 12 '13 at 17:59
Quite hilarious.
@RegDwigнt Not a million. I even got the answer switched to Community to avoid the appearance of impropriety.
Just make it "how do the tenses and aspects" and call it a day.
If that's how you want it, go ahead. You have the power.
14:51
I wonder why Lawler cares so much about terminology.
He's an academic. Your question answers itself.
Haha.

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