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12:00
Hey, anyone know if @Cerberus is asleep?
alas I do not
@RegDwighт Wait ... you're Russian? Does the NSA know? Why haven't you been targeted by drones?
Let's see, it's about 1500 there, innit?
He's probably awake.
I think it's 14:00
@Robusto because Google keeps translating my stuff into English, that's why.
I am typing all this in Russian.
12:04
nods
Is that why your English is so good?
I have been chatting in Russian for three years now.
@KitFox yes, especially on Thursday mornings.
Soon it won't matter what language you type in. There will be drones for everyone.
It is 14:04 in Cerberia.
@MattЭллен Well, still. He's usually up by 1200, 1300ish.
12:05
@Robusto They deliver pizzas now, right?
It's always 13:37 here.
@RegDwighт Freitagmorgen?
Exactly.
12:05
I guess I don’t know my own strength.
claps hands I got the joke!
@tchrist Papa John's pizza?
Uncle Sam’s pizza.
A piece of the American pie.
Or Obama's special.
12:06
@tchrist Pizzas with sophisticated surveillance electronics. The pizzas are free to the consumer; the $37,528.21 bill is covered by the taxpayers.
@RegDwighт @$$1337
Seriously, folks, we are being forced to pay the government to spy on us.
Wait, did Reg just admit to ... knowing Russians, knowing about Russian things, and even having proclivities similar to Russians? In fact may even have shudder extended relations to Russians? Quick, who won the 2007 World Series?
I earn the lightning bolt blade on Fruit Ninja, and so of course, the fish aren't fed this morning.
@Mitch Too late. The damage has already been done. We are all guilty by association, and will soon be swept up in a sting operation.
@Robusto well ain't the system perfect.
Go Sox!
12:08
It sustains itself.
@Robusto I read that as "string operation."
@Robusto This is why the Russians are losing the drone race: their pizza-delivery systems explode on launch.
@KitFox They use C++. There are no native string operations. Only sting operations.
Kind of like you give foreign aid money to Israel, they give it right back to you in exchange for weapons.
It's a win-win.
@RegDwighт They also send spies. Kind of a bonus.
12:09
Well, do you have a better way to launder it?
@Robusto sorry, I meant it's a win-win-win.
wine-wine-wine-whiskey
Whiskey, please.
Yo mama so fat, the NSA can't record her data till they get the new PRISM facility built in Utah.
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey Nancy.
12:11
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
I had my eyebrows 'done' yesterday.
Speaking of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
No drunk dancing in this chat.
spoil sport
That shit hurts.
@KitFox Ha! You fell for my ploy! Only someone so clever as a spy would be able to answer so quickly because they have studied the American sport trivia facts so goodly. Either that or you're from Malden.
12:11
I never had done before.
@KitFox it that where they thread your eyebrows?
@KitFox I think you also need a manicure.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot—the Dance of Incredulous Amazement.
@Mitch Lynn.
!!/rimshot!
12:12
@Mitch That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.
Why do Egyptians have camera phones in their shoes?
Wait ... does Caprica Six work for the NSA?
How would you represent slurping sound in to English language? Like woof represents dog noise.
Because somebody told them to Get Smart.
Do the NSA work for the Cylons?
12:13
@O0oO0oOO0ooO slurp
@O0oO0oOO0ooO Slurp!
Jinx
@MattЭллен They work for the Russians.
That’s why they wave their shoes around at these big parties they’re holding.
oh, thanks
They’re taking pictures.
@tchrist because they throw their shoes, allegedly as sign of disrespect. So by including cameras in said shoes, they get their own homemade drones.
Shoe bombers?
No, shoe surveillers.
Shoe watchers.
Swatchers.
@tchrist I thought it had something to do with the Arab insult of throwing shoes at someone—aerial photography on a small scale. Wait, drone shoes! calls Reebok with marketing idea
sabotvisage
12:14
who watches the watchmakers?
@Robusto JINX
who shoes the shoemakers?
@RegDwighт @Kit can pay you instead of me.
Zwei Idioten, ein Gedanke. Und eine Cola.
who doctors the doctors?
12:15
Mach mal Pause.
You see kids wearing drone shoes here. They click their heels and peel off on jets or something weird.
Yes, Kit, do pay me. Do not pay Rob.
@Caprica I bet you're Russian.
sighs
1 hour ago, by RegDwighт
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awww. now Kit is poor again
12:16
@Caprica : with all due respect, STFU. Let's see you try to make sense.
@RegDwighт It's OK, I already have a marketing deal with Reebok.
Perhaps we can train Caprica to use those auto-generated phrases with NSA keywords.
Did I ever tell you the story of GhostfaceKilla?
The creepy dishwasher from my ex's restaurant?
12:17
Caprica Six is an NSA mole. The whole hangman thing is just a cruel joke.
I don't think so
Pfft Lynn. Those losers couldn't make like a tree and get out.
He had a very flat affect.
> They don't bust balls in Juarez. They bust Mexicles.
12:17
what is an affect in that sense?
> In 1838 the French Foreign legion fell to a Mexican Army attack. The Camarón incident lead to 43 deaths.
Hangman is crowd sourcing cracking codes with no signal
> I may work at Target but I'm not a failure. I warned the prince of Nigeria of scammers via social media.
@MattЭллен Expression of emotion. He was expressionless. Big time creepy.
I see! thanks
12:18
So, @Caprica. Take over from here.
Cyrano de Bergerac had a very low signal-to-nose ratio.
He would stare through the little round window at the women at the bar.
nice fella
Then, when he got off work, he'd sit right next to one and strike up and conversation by using such gems as "So...do you live alone?"
12:19
Over and over?
!!/learn nsa "<> DEADHS FAATSA FAMS gas ICE. It's Danish for ‘fat dead families on ice.' Denmark's rough."
@RegDwighт Command nsa learned
DEADHS FAATSA FAMS gas ICE. It's Danish for ‘fat dead families on ice.' Denmark's rough.
never mind
12:20
Look, there is actually a Fifth Element. (Hint: it ain't love.)
then that wikipedia article is wrong. The documentary I saw clearly demonstrated that it was love
It is the quinta essentia. @Cerberus would know all about it, of course.
The ether.
Thee, either.
Which can be angelic or demonic.
12:21
@MattЭллен Perhaps you should submit that documentary to Wikipedia for citations.
Even Hamlet knew about its connection to Holland: "And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of Dutch?"
Ananas.
pineapples are love?
We love piñas coladas.
12:24
Analas are shitty pinapples.
And getting caught in the rain.
Those are piñas mojadas.
I only just noticed that the entire star wall is occupied by yo mama.
@RegDwighт Die Drohne kommt sofort bei Dir.
12:27
That bad?
I do hope it's "zu mir". I don't want it to come at my place.
Too late. Already been programmed.
I only just hoovered. Edgar J.
Die Osterhase kommt heute nacht.
My brother uses that as an example of how fucking scary German is.
Es gibt keine Osterhase.
12:28
Der.
Keinen.
The hare is male.
I was following KitFox's lead.
It is? Well, he knows German as well as I do, I guess.
How the fuck would I know what gender a rabbit is?
@KitFox Your guess is correct! You win 1000 roubles.
It’s a hare, not a rabbit.
12:29
@tchrist which is why I said hare and not rabbit.
@tchrist It was a jackalope.
Noöne pays attention. Not even the NSA.
der hare ist male
Durr.
Dürrenmatt.
Friedrich Dürrenmatt ( (5 January 1921 – 14 December 1990) was a Swiss author and dramatist. He was a proponent of epic theatre whose plays reflected the recent experiences of World War II. The politically active author's work included avant-garde dramas, philosophically deep crime novels, and often macabre satire. Dürrenmatt was a member of the Gruppe Olten. Biography Dürrenmatt was born in Konolfingen, in the Emmental (canton of Bern), the son of a Protestant pastor. His grandfather, Ulrich Dürrenmatt, was a conservative politician. The family moved to Bern in 1935. Dürrenmatt began stu...
12:30
Timed trivia question, 15 seconds: What did Bunny Lebowski's license plate read?
Oh?
That's a new one.
I can't remember.
Time's up.
LAPIN
Get it? Bunny? Lapin?
facepalm
Know Your Leporids
12:31
Lagomorphs.
Adding in the coneys.
slowmobro
Rock coneys.
But Karl Hungus did fix her cable.
Leporid + pika = Lagomorph
12:32
Shouting Lago, Lago, Lago, Lago.
Lago lago white thing.
Tora tora tora
Tuna?
Tora et labora.
Bull.
Female bull.
Aiko aiko aiko
12:33
Is LAGO a Dutch invention?
Nigerian.
So there is a Phish concert nearby tonight. I was wondering why they were a ton of "No camping" signs posted in random places.
@KitFox I say hey now?
And some kid in a beat-up van pulled over by the cops. Wonder why they picked him.
@Mitch Hey now.
I used to know the words. Al that comes out now is jibberish.
!!/rimshot!
12:36
Maybe he's touring America doing meet ups and helping out at food banks
@Mitch That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.
@MattЭллен Probably. Could be he works with the group we work with.
Why is there an "it's" on the star wall that should be an "its"?
Phish is a dude?
@RegDwighт What?
@Mitch What?
12:37
Oh sneaky Kit.
feels @Reg's forehead
Are you feverish?
I still have a screenshot.
Maybe you should lie down.
I'll take care of you until you feel better.
Lying down won't make the screenshot more visible.
And now the NSA has it, too.
12:38
They had it before. Now what they have is you having it.
OK. They had that too.
I saw it yesterday and meant to fix it for him, but I forgot because I WAS TOO BUSY EATING CAKE!
@Mitch Then they shall pay me one trillion dollars.
so, what you're saying is that the NSA are easy?
I think you need to reset your priorities.
NSA actually had that song out, "If I ruled the world". Everybody forgets that.
12:40
Everybody wants to rule the world.
It's hardly a surprise.
@RegDwighт Sure, at their discretion. They'll autodeposit, then immediately autowithdraw and the instantaneous interest you'll get will be just enough to pay your legal fees.
"If I Ruled the World (Imagine That)" is a 1996 hit hip hop single by Nas featuring Lauryn Hill of The Fugees. It is based on the 1985 hit of the same name by rapper Kurtis Blow and samples the beat of "Friends" by Whodini. The single was Nas's first Top 20 R&B hit, and was also nominated for a 1997 Grammy Award for Best Rap Solo Performance. Lauryn Hill's verse interpolates the song "Walk Right Up To The Sun" by The Delfonics. The song's lyrics feature Nas discussing the various things he would do if he "ruled the world and everything in it". It is considered one of the best rap songs ev...
@KitFox Wait... you have the ability to edit starred posts but the author can't?
What?
What 'what'?
12:43
looks innocent
@Mitch it's not about starredness. The editing time ran out for normal users. Mods can edit whatever, whenever.
I don't know what you mean.
bats eyelashes
Out.
@MattЭллен I thought the starred ticker was a copy (like when you reference chat messages it is a copy not a link to the original).
I don't think it's a copy
12:44
ftfy
Even if it were a copy, how do you edit it?
I'm not following.
Besides, you can't edit copies, either.
@KitFox looking innocent is the first trigger for suspicion. Being suspicious is the second trigger. You need to go back to bed and turn off the lights so the authorities can bust down your door while you're asleep and take you away.
Because they actually are links to the original.
@KitFox did you just undo all your hard work?! bananahammock
12:46
I didn't think it was proper to put words in your mouth.
18 secs ago, by Matt Эллен
@KitFox did you just undo all your hard work?!
It is a copy
but editing the chat entry doesn't change the entry in the star ticker.
Yes it does.
The star ticker pulls the text from the chat message.
Oh.
So updating the message updates the wall.
12:48
It'sa corna breada ninja!
Cornbread ninja jelly time.
Minja!
I need to get my little son saying that on a video somewhere. It's frigging cute.
Both of them reminded me that I wasn't a real ninja last night.
I told them they needed to give Mommy some props for her mad ninja skills.
12:52
Caught her climbing in the window.
I destroyed my previous high score on Fruit Ninja.
What kind of props, black headband and numchucks?
Funny you should say that. My eldest pointed out that I was not wearing the proper outfit to be a ninja.
How fashion conscious of him!
Well, I told him that real ninjas were masters of disguise, and anyway, FRUIT NINJA!
12:54
Zen Ninja's practice their craft as part of everyday life. Also the outfit is kinda vain. All black? come on.
And kind of useless if you're trying not to be noticed.
All cats are the same color after midnight.
@Mitch Zen Ninja says: what is the ninja?
Unless it's dark. Sure.
well, it does work at night...out in the country with no street lights.
jinx...and screw you Caprica, I'm not giving you the satisfaction.
12:56
Until someone catches you. You can't pretend not to be a ninja if you're wearing a ninja suit.
You could say you're wearing a ninja costume. that you were just kidding when you stabbed that guy.
"Oh this? I.. um.. all my normal clothes were in the wash."
I accidentally put black socks in the wash with my, uh, white robes.
And that guy obviously died of perfectly natural causes just now.
Not poison.
@KitFox Of course you can. Ninja's don't get caught.
"This always happens to me. Yesterday my socks didn't match, today I'm all in black."
12:57
"Just coming back from a spot of midnight chimney sweeping"
I wouldn't even know how to make it look like an accident.
"That's not funny. This is how my mom dresses me."
So it must actually have really been one.
"He tripped on my butter knife"? "My very very sharp butter knife"
12:59
I'll get a cloth.
Pictured from left to right: ninjas.
It's going to leave a stain. It'll never come out.
How can you tell?

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