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7:00 PM
A calque.
 
You say your shoes hurts?
 
Interesting that it's a present participle for you.
Just a stem in German.
 
What is it in German?
 
See five messages up.
 
Ah.
 
7:00 PM
Right above yours.
 
That sounds weird.
Lebe sounds like...a verb.
 
in Mos Eisley, 1 min ago, by Jack B Nimble
Apparently, the International Date Line is not something you can use to get hookups in other countries.
 
Are you sure?
 
@Cerberus No, like a stem and a linking vowel. Ubiquitous in a great many languages.
 
I keep calling them every night...
 
7:02 PM
@tchrist Robert Cartaino is uptight.
 
!!wiki International Date Line
 
@RegDwigнt I dunno, I didn't know German commonly had a linking -e-.
 
The International Date Line (IDL) is an imaginary line on the surface of the Earth, established by the International Meridian Conference of 1884, that runs from the north to the south pole and demarcates one calendar day from the next. It passes through the middle of the Pacific Ocean, roughly following the 180° longitude but it deviates to pass around some territories and island groups. The IDL is on the opposite side of the Earth to the Prime Meridian. The Prime Meridian is used to define Universal Time and is the meridian from which all other time zones are calculated. Time zones to...
 
@Cerberus you need a man.
 
@Mitch That is his job description, though. Cut him slack.
 
7:02 PM
@Cerberus sounds like a Brit trying to say be in French
 
@Mitch Really?
 
@Cerberus you want me to name a thousand examples? I could, but I'm drinking.
 
@Gilles Hehe. True!
 
It even has a linking S, for crying out loud.
 
7:03 PM
@RegDwigнt Cerberus’s job description is “I need a man”? How exactly does that work?
 
@RegDwigнt An example of non-nominal stem + e + noun?
 
nomnoms
 
@tchrist you ask me?
 
@tchrist sounds like a very old profession
 
Job descriptions just ain’t what they useta be, ain’t what they useta be, ain’t what they useta be.
@Gilles Hell, even Adam pimped himself out.
 
7:06 PM
@blasteralfredΨ "The road lies ahead of me, and I have miles to go before sunset." sounds better to me.
 
@Cerberus You should install Plan 9 on all your computers.
 
@Cerberus I did say I was drinking, but here's this: de.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 
How toxic do you suppose the fumes from a teflon pan are?
 
@KitFox There’s an SE site for that.
Or two, actually.
 
I'm concerned about my cats atm.
 
7:07 PM
Under 1 atm they should be fine.
 
@tchrist Adam was a madam?
 
@KitFox very, if you're a budgie
 
Why are your cats smoking teflon pans?
 
But I’d air the cookroom.
 
The ARC left an empty teflon pan sitting on a hot burner with the burner on for an unknown duration, probably an hour or so.
It smells bad in here.
 
7:08 PM
I want to know why her pipe is coated with teflon.
@KitFox Release the windows!
 
So @KitFox what made you change your picture?
 
@KitFox Mount the fans!
 
I was thinking so. I better corral the cats first.
 
!!define corral
 
@ctrl corral An enclosure for livestock, especially a circular one.
 
7:10 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 You mean install something new? Who do you think I am, Lenin?
It's probably newer than XP, right?
 
@KitFox ok
 
@Cerberus It was launched in the 80s... so....
 
@RegDwigнt But after a stem that is not a noun?
 
I understood feed my cats coral
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 The article mentions 2001...no, I can't look at it.
 
7:14 PM
@Cerberus you have a man, a plan and a canal...what else is there?
 
@KitFox ARC?
 
!!urban ARC
 
@ctrl ARC (pathology) AIDS-related complex
@ctrl Arc A part of a story line. Used all the time by the web comics [Jack] and [Idiots in the Park].
 
@Marthaª Animated Rotting Corpse.
 
@KitFox Holy shit..what?
 
7:15 PM
@Mitch You're probably referring to something unbeknownst to me...
 
Turns out it is Thermolon, not Teflon, so maybe it's not so bad.
 
And now there’s one from the peanut gallery:
SD being 1.0 aside, some other very rigid rules on Stack Overflow are bent or nonexistent on other sites. And the reverse is true too. CodeGolf.SE is full of "not constructive" questions. Mathematica, Math, and TeX do occasional list questions. Physics allows recommendation questions. On the flipside, a user from Physics would be astonished that Stack Overflow consists of nothing but "homework-like" questions which we vigorously close on our side. You can't judge all the sites by the same yardstick. — Mr. Peanut Monopoly McManish 58 secs ago
 
@KitFox I think I need further translation.
 
The dreaded thermolon reaction.
 
@Cerberus well I just named you one example, Lebewesen. Why you ask for another? And if I name two, will you ask for three? Do remember that I am busy with the bottle.
Seriously though, if I can think of one I'll post it ASAP, you know me.
 
7:17 PM
@Marthaª It's the polite term I use to refer to my MiL's boyfriend.
 
!!urban ARC 1
 
@ctrl No definition found for ARC 1
 
@KitSox newer Zirak bot version has this option
 
Thank you so much @KitFox :)
 
@ctrl That’s bogo-castellano, Mmle. It’s seres vivos.
 
7:18 PM
@RegDwigнt Naturellement!
 
@KitFox Ah, OK. My sympathies.
 
@tchrist disculpame señor
 
@ctrl Newer Zirak bot version can bite me
 
Vidas might be vivadas, ¿but seres — jamás!
Or viudas for that matter.
 
@KitSox lool
 
7:19 PM
@ctrl Ego te absolvo.
 
@KitFox lol. polite.
 
If you knew him, you would understand.
 
@Cerberus شکر بترازوی وزارت برکش
 
The fact that he almost burned the house down and killed my kittens while we were away is only one reason to dislike him.
 
whoah, who are we talking about?
 
7:21 PM
(The almost goes with the kitten thing too)
 
@KitFox oh, I understand. I just find it amusing that "animated rotting corpse" is the polite phrase.
 
oops. I meant...
A palindrome is a word, phrase, number, or other sequence of symbols or elements, whose meaning may be interpreted the same way in either forward or reverse direction. Famous examples include "Amore, Roma", "A man, a plan, a canal: Panama" and "No 'x' in 'Nixon'". Composing literature in palindromes is an example of constrained writing. The word "palindrome" was coined from the Greek roots ' (; "again") and ' (; "way, direction") by the English writer Ben Jonson in the 17th century. The Greek phrase to describe the phenomenon is ' (; "crab inscription"), or simply karkinoi (; "crabs"),...
 
Is the kitten thing anything like the Father-thing?
The Father-Thing is a 1954 science fiction short story by Philip K. Dick. The story, written from a child's point of view, concerns the replacement of a boy's father by a replicated version. Only the child sees the difference and has to recruit other children to help him reveal the truth. The story is typical of Dick's short stories of the period, and also reminiscent of some of the short fiction of Ray Bradbury. The premise was widely used in fiction of the time. Works like Who Goes There? and, most famously Invasion of the Body Snatchers, especially popular in the 1950s, expressed the...
 
I don't know what you mean.
Oh.
 
And now
you know
the rest
of the story!
 
7:23 PM
Ándale Ándale Arriba Arriba Epa Epa Epa .. means thanks I gotta go
 
@tchrist So the kid ends up liking the new father better?
 
@Mitch Read it and you shall see.
 
@KitFox Have you ever slipped up? and had to explain what ARC stands for? Agglommerated Retail Concrete?
@tchrist Reading? Holy crap where's my book pill.
I think I'll read a few placebo's before bed time.
 
Un ser vivo u organismo es un conjunto estructural material de organización compleja, en la que intervienen sistemas de comunicación molecular que lo relacionan internamente y con el medio ambiente en un intercambio de materia y energía de una forma ordenada, teniendo la capacidad de desempeñar las funciones básicas de la vida que son la nutrición, la relación y la reproducción, de tal manera que los seres vivos actúan y funcionan por sí mismos sin perder su nivel estructural hasta su muerte. La materia que compone los seres vivos está formada en un 95% por cuatro elementos (bioelementos...
 
@Mitch No.
 
7:26 PM
@Mitch Please yourself.
 
I think you should. 'accidentally'
 
Words cannot express the amount of spleen this man gives me.
 
@Cerberus Reibekäse!
Und Stinkefüße!
Don't ask me how I get from the one to the other.
 
If I've learned anything from sci-fi, it's that ARCs can be stopped by a stake through the heart, or a double-tap to the head with a shotgun
 
And don't tell me you call them stinkende foete in Dutch.
 
7:28 PM
@KitFox thinly sliced on melba toast, with capers, minced onions and cream cheese?
 
@Mitch “Placebo’s”? Really? Did you just say “placebo’s”? I’ll see your placebo’s and raise your some placebimus just to even out the score, since two wrongs would make a right.
 
@RegDwigнt Granted. I think we can guess. Yechh.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Don't I know it. Problem is, that doesn't look like an accident.
 
@KitFox "I don't know what happened, officer. I was cleaning my wooden stake and it went off."
 
Haha.
So here's irony...
 
7:30 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Oh, the ERs hear that one all the time.
 
We've had over a foot of snow and an ice storm this past week. He goes out to sit in his car and smoke.
 
Then again, there's a certain lack of community involvement. Apparently only 2 users care! — Gilles 30 mins ago
Haha, this is gold.
 
@tchrist Yeah I said it and I'll say other things too. Zeros. T'was. accommodate.
 
And then yesterday, I'm the one who falls down the stairs.
The man can barely move!
 
7:31 PM
@RegDwigнt Yeah, and he wanted me to post to their meta instead! Hah!
 
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
93 views. Not too good, but could be worse.
 
@KitFox That gives me an idea. remember the scene in home alone where the kid pours water on the stairs to make the robbers slip?
 
Certainly twice what you'd get on ELU. And 93 times what you'd have on Meta SD.
 
They don't even have a Hair Hat post. Yelch.
 
7:33 PM
@RegDwigнt Illegal division by zero.
 
If it drops off the front page, you could edit to lift Gilles' comment/include the penultimate image.
 
They have only 10 questions on their meta.
I know.
I was planning that very thing.
 
Just checking.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I don't think you understand. The man smokes a pack a day, he's diabetic and manages his blood sugar by eating donuts, he's had two strokes and two heart attacks. He won't die.
 
Sounds like my late grandfather.
 
7:35 PM
Was he a horrible person to boot?
 
Except he also got wounded in the War. Four times.
Depends. He was as horrible as myself. Also just as fun.
 
Because it's not just that he's an invalid. I can be sympathetic there.
He's really, really awful.
He has two volumes: loud and shouting.
 
Well that is not something I would say of him. Or anyone would.
 
@RegDwigнt “This thing all things devours: / Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; / Gnaws iron, bites steel; / Grinds hard stones to meal; / Slays king, ruins town, / And beats high mountain down.”
 
Balrog?
 
7:38 PM
Yup.
 
A few months ago, he was on the porch, smoking with the door open and shouting on the phone to some poor telemarketer that he hadn't FUCKED IN TEN YEARS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY WOULD HE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT A BABY REGISTRY? HE WASN'T EVEN FUCKING ANYONE, GOD DAMN IT! for about five minutes while I herded my children to the next town so they couldn't hear him go on about it.
 
Someone is in ur post bumpin it.
 
@RegDwigнt I approved it.
 
hm. reminds me: Gollum kept the ring for hundreds of years under the same mountains where a balrog lived.
 
OIC
 
7:39 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 That’s a silly thing to say. They were hundreds of leagues apart.
That’s like saying I live in the same mountains as those folks in Alberta do.
 
@KitFox that is clearly not my late grandfather. He was very... um.. active till his very last breath.
 
@tchrist you do.
 
Can’t get there from here.
Not on the underbelly of the earth.
 
You think a balrog couldn't have sensed the Ring's power across a few measly leagues?
 
7:41 PM
balrogs are so disappointing sometimes.
 
Don’t make me get out my league-stick.
 
Henceforth they shall be known as blarogs. because they're blah.
 
And og is Swedish for "or". Or "also". Or something. Or "something".
 
But nothing is as disappointing as the chief ring-wraith actually having the ring in his grasp, then letting it crawl off.
 
And rog is Russian for "horn". So he's a blah-horn.
 
7:42 PM
 
That fits with the movie.
 
@RegDwigнt Well, I mentioned this guy is a diabetic smoker with heart disease. He offered his leftover mail-order testoterone building pills to my husband just yesterday. Eww, gross.
 
Now you count the leagues.
 
@KitFox hey free stuff is free. You're living in a tough economy.
@tchrist 20000 leagues. Under the sea.
 
’Tis over a hundred leagues if it’s a barleycorn.
 
7:43 PM
My husband doesn't need...never mind. It's just gross. Like offering someone your penis pump because yours has completely shriveled anyway.
 
Generosity. Tis the season.
I have now edited the word five times and it still ain't lookin right.
 
The sixth time’s the charm.
 
@RegDwigнt In the movie it happened twice. Once on Weathertop, and once at Osgiliath. Only one of those plot holes is Tolkien's fault.
 
It's about 100 leagues in 5 degrees of latitude.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 he inspired the other one.
 
7:46 PM
2 mins ago, by tchrist
’Tis over a hundred leagues if it’s a barleycorn.
 
Yeah. I was agreeing.
 
Maybe it’s just a barleycorn over.
Or a balroghorn.
 
Now my ear still hurts. More tea, do you think? Or should I try a rice pack?
 
@KitFox is it blocked again?
 
Not really, but congested...I mean, I can hear, but it feels tight and painful.
I'm guessing my eardrum is bulging.
Or bugling.
 
7:48 PM
Is it a chronic condition? Have you seen a doc?
 
I have narrow Eustachian tubes.
Not much to be done about it really.
 
That sounds painfully familiar.
In all possible senses.
 
@KitFox didn't this happen to you earlier this year?
 
I sometimes wonder whether KitFox is really my evil twin separated at birth.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 In March.
Other ear.
Right before Gramma D died.
@tchrist Why am I the evil one?
Oh, it's because I don't have a soul, innit?
 
7:50 PM
@KitFox Because you are The Other.
 
@KitFox anti-inflammatory
and maybe an expectorant if the stuff is thick
 
> Every man is the hero of his own story. He has a cause, a worthy prize to seek, and a nemesis.
 
@Cerberus Reibefläche is yet another one.
 
Oh, yes, expectorant. Great idea. I think I have some Mucinex around.
 
et expecto. . . .
 
7:52 PM
brb
 
If you can't find Mucinex, try Expectopatronum.
 
Gayharripoterum.
 
The et expecto is at ~5:00m.
Which the link should take you right to.
It’s the most rousing expectoration I know.
 
@RegDwigнt Good examples.
 
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Q: What am I riddle

SaiWhat can you eat without getting full, spit without making a mess, and hurt without injury.

 
7:55 PM
Stinkvoeten.
 
Aha.
There's also Käsefüße, perhaps more common in fact, but it doesn't apply obviously.
 
It even comes with expectorating subtitles.
 
I can also put on my jammies and make a cuppa.
I took some old mucinex. I have no idea if it will work.
 
@RegDwigнt I don't think we ever use -e(n)- except after nouns, as in zeëeind.
 
But truth be told, I like the beginning, the Confiteor, with the medieval line underlying it all.
 
7:57 PM
Climber is keeping me company at the foot of my bed. He is also snorky.
 
@RegDwigнt That is a noun ending on -e...
 
Another one: Schweigepflicht.
 
Zwijgplicht.
 
I see.
 
OK so it is fairly common after verbs in German.
Ah, we have brekebeen.
 
7:58 PM
You need 5 minutes of medieval Confiteor to properly prepare you for the Et Expecto baroque explosion. It shoots my hair straight up on end.
 
@Cerberus I am not sure how common it is compared to en or s, but it exists, and the words themselves are pretty common, yes.
 
But that is an old word, and the construction looks archaic.
@RegDwigнt Right.
Do you have a word like brekebeen?
I think it must be someone who tends to break his legs.
 
@KitFox Think it won't hurt anyway.
 
I can't feel my left big toe.
 
@Cerberus no, not in that meaning.
 
7:59 PM
I note that it was posted by Soli Deo Gloria, about which we had a question just recently.
 
OK.
 
Or in another meaning.
 
@KitFox It's always my right little toe.
 
Maybe I should take a hot bath.
 
But it's morphologically possible.
 
7:59 PM
Right.
 
It'd likely be Brechbein.
 
@KitFox Or a brisk walk.
 
Like, a pirate could be called that.
 

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