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10:08 PM
 
nice^
smoooooth
 
@tchrist Oh. Stephen Fry's in it? I'd missed that detail. It might possibly be worth seeing, so.
 
He is.
 
I assume the film does not so far depart from the book that Part II would be unintelligible without Part I?
 
These are questions better left to philosophers.
 
10:13 PM
what does a philosopher say after he tells you the meaning of life?
 
He loses all purpose and disappears in a cloud of smoke.
 
do you want fries with that?
 
Nonono, you are thinking of physicists.
 
@TRiG prolly ok
 
in Mathematics, Jan 31 at 16:36, by RegDwighт
I am here to bash physicists. Or was it physicians?
 
10:18 PM
applied math is called physics
 
in Mathematics, May 31 '12 at 12:54, by RegDwight ΒВBẞ8
You have not studied mathematics to google stuff for people.
in Mathematics, May 31 '12 at 12:54, by RegDwight ΒВBẞ8
That's what you study physics for.
 
@badass Maths can be applied to to much besides physics. Though I suppose, in a sense, applied anything is fundamentally physics.
 
@TRiG Ok, Ok, a certain kind of applied mathematician is called a physicist.
 
Applied linguistics is not physics. Unless applied directly to forehead.
 
@TRiG The two subjects are just inseparable.
Can you separate what you say from the way you say it?
 
10:23 PM
@RegDwigнt Well, linguistics is a subset of sociology and/or neuroscience, which are subsets of biology, which is a subset of chemistry, which is a subset of physics. There!
 
You're a subset of an empty set. There.
 
no such thing^
 
QED
You must be new to this euphemisms class.
 
Methinks I've been defined out of existence.
I must be merely a figment of your fevered imaginations.
 
As my mother liked to tell me when I was a little kid, "shut up or else I'll multiply you by zero".
 
10:25 PM
who has a fever?
 
ChristoPHER WalKEN.
And the only prescription is...
 
what you said here is like dividing by zero
2 mins ago, by RegDwigнt
You're a subset of an empty set. There.
 
Thank you, you are being very kind to me.
 
"shut up or else I'll divide you by zero"
 
@badass dividing what by 0?
 
10:28 PM
Well I'm exaggerating for brevity. She only ever said, "I'll multiply you by zero", twas a euphemism for "shut up" or some such.
@tchrist ha, we keep asking him that. Thanks for participating.
 
1/0 != 0/0
 
define^ your symbols?
 
That would be limiting.
 
Tchrist's symbols are defined exceptionally well. Always.
They are so well-defined, you wouldn't even begin to grasp if he told you.
 
10:40 PM
You guys are too hung up on real numbers.
You need to develop a speech impediment.
Try wheel numbers instead.
Wheels are a kind of algebra where division is always defined. In particular, division by zero is meaningful. The real numbers can be extended to a wheel, as can any commutative ring. Also the Riemann sphere can be extended to a wheel by adjoining an element 0/0. The Riemann sphere is an extension of the complex plane by an element \infty, where z/0=\infty for any complex z\neq 0. However, 0/0 is still undefined on the Riemann sphere, but defined in wheels. The algebra of wheels Wheels discard the usual notion of division being a binary operator, replacing it with multiplication by a...
 
I am only interested in the lowest uninteresting number.
 
Separately define each of the last three words of that sentence.
 
Lowest = under three meters. Uninteresting = Paris Hilton. Number = 1729.
 
I thought it was 1752.
 
> In the British Empire, it was the only year with 355 days, as September 3 through September 13 were skipped.
That's actually more insteresting than the Hardy–Ramanujan shit.
 
10:46 PM
chthon(tchrist)% cal 9 1752
   September 1752
Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa
       1  2 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
Pity Poor Richard’s newspaper business.
 
Well he ain't poor for no reason.
 
Q: Where was Benjamin Franklin on September 11th, 1752? A: Nowhere.
 
Serves him right for being in the British Empire on that day.
 
Trust me, he was working on that problem.
 
And now he's dead.
Didn't work out too well for him, did it.
 
10:50 PM
But he is no longer part of the British Empire.
 
You find the upside in anything.
 
No, I find the contrary side in everything.
 
Even in a geometrical point?
 
Is that point on a line?
 
Depends on whose geometry.
 
10:54 PM
There is no point that's not on an infinite number of lines.
 
“Rarely use Venery but for Health or Offspring; Never to Dulness, Weakness, or the Injury of your own or another's Peace or Reputation.” –BF
Or the Deerstalker.
 
Anonymous
Morning all! Q: "I am suspicious of all the things that the average people believes."
 
Anonymous
There seems to be something wrong with that quote.
 
Anonymous
Believes?
 
things
 
Anonymous
11:01 PM
But, how can we say "The average people" ?
 
plural of person
 
Anonymous
Isn't that saying like saying "the people is here" ?
 
@Qǝuoɯᴉs “Non est enim consilium in volgo, non ratio, non discrimen, non diligentia, semperque sapientes ea quae populus fecisset ferenda, non semper laudanda dixerunt.”
 
Anonymous
But people is already plural. If it was pupil, I would say so .
 
People is also singular.
 
11:03 PM
I am the people.
 
You're no average people.
 
we are the person
 
“In the common people there is no wisdom, no penetration,no power of judgment.”
 
Oh, but I can penetrate.
 
I played hockey today, got a puck in my face.
 
11:03 PM
I wish common people were less common.
 
That was in volgo not in vulva.
 
Well par for the course for a Swede.
 
@JohanLarsson Ouch!
 
Is that what you say in hockey, par for the course?
 
Teeth ok I think
 
Anonymous
11:04 PM
Oh, I never knew people could be taken as a singular term.
 
as a group
 
The question is really, what is that sentence supposed to be saying.
 
@RegDwigнt last time I played was ten years ago, dunno much about sports
 
If there is one people most likely to claim this city, it is the children of Abraham.
 
We can only reliably say if it's wrong if we know what would be right.
 
11:05 PM
People keep on learning.
If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
If that's two wrongs, doesn't make it right.
 
Peoples of the world, spice up your life.
 
Every boy and every girl?
 
Naughty and nice?
 
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
 
11:08 PM
Only in a Euclidian city.
In America.
In Europe, three rights make anything between seven lefts and seven rights.
 
Anonymous
It is so easy to get lost in here.
 
Anonymous
I have no clue of what you people are saying.
 
It is even easier to get lost not in here.
 
11:09 PM
@RegDwigнt Not in R'lyeh, where dead Cthulhu lies dreaming.
 
I am told. Not that I know.
I am only ever here.
 
For other geometries thereunder apply.
Cyclopean ones.
 
Sep 4 '12 at 12:36, by ЯegDwight
This room contains everything, including the known universe.
 
I'm on the iPad, so I feel like I'm yelling from the kitchen.
 
@tchrist narwhals stop Cthulhu from eating ye.
 
11:11 PM
gf is drunk, risk for friendly fire is high
 
Who gave her the crossbow?
 
Anonymous
@JohanLarsson please don't say gf :)
 
You shouldn't have a gf like that.
That's not ok behavior.
 
Right. GF is for kiddies. GILF is where it's at.
 
I guess I need to shop a Santa hat on your shark...
 
Anonymous
11:14 PM
lol
 
@RegDwigнt NAFF.
 
Oh but I keep changing my gravatars every so often.
Also, last year all my animals got proper Santa hats out of LEGO.
The shark didn't exist back then, though.
 
Oh. Well. I guess I will give my hat affections to Matt this year then.
 
Thanks for the cue anyway. Must get to building.
The walrus ain't seen no hat yet either.
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Q: Why does the Sudan have a THE in the name?

amphibientI am endlessly perplexed why the country Sudan has a THE in the name: I am from THE Sudan. Why not I am from THE Kansas or THE China? I understand THE in The United States because a non personal (name) noun ("States") is part of the name, hence the need to use the article. But why THE Sudan?

Uh, does it?
I find "I am from Sudan" unexceptionable.
 
Anonymous
Anyone who has written a book before? Any type..
 
11:18 PM
@RegDwigнt Ditto.
 
@Qǝuoɯᴉs it is so easy to spell
 
I am from the Sahara.
I am from the Pacific.
I am from the Ukraine.
 
Yes.
Also, that question is a dupe.
 
@KitFox true but so small % of the time
 
> Sudan (Arabic: السودان‎ as-Sūdān i/suːˈdæn/ or /suːˈdɑːn/;[9]), officially the Republic of the Sudan[10] (Arabic: جمهورية السودان‎ Jumhūrīyat as-Sūdān) and sometimes called North Sudan,[11][12] is a country in North Africa, bordered by Egypt to the north, the Red Sea, Eritrea and Ethiopia to the east, South Sudan to the south, the Central African Republic to the southwest, Chad to the west, and Libya to the northwest.
@KitFox Wasn’t that the Yemen?
 
Anonymous
11:22 PM
@JohanLarsson I meant the whole word/meaning. As I am a loner right now, it makes bitter :)
 
ok I'll stop
 
HAMMERTIME!
 
SHOTS!
 
@KitSox meh
 
Anonymous
I hope there was a shop/mall for buying girlfriends..
 
Anonymous
11:23 PM
also selling
 
@Qǝuoɯᴉs Why do you keep double-stopping??
Well, they are available for rent.
Sometimes for lease.
 
Ooh, fancy.
 
If all the lovelorn boys in the world were all shipped off to a special boarding school together, I’m sure the problem would soon rectify itself.
 
Agreed.
 
Anonymous
@tchrist In Switzerland they are too expensive.
 
11:29 PM
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Q: begging for assistance. only if A then B

user59768In logic statements, they say only if A then B implies if B then A Let's say we have the following statement Because math is eternal, therefore math is art the conclusion is math is art. the premise is math is eternal and the suppressed premise is all that's eternal is art Can the suppressed pre...

This is sadly so poorly punctuated that I gave up halfway through.
 
Makes my brain hurt.
 
Well okay, I lied. After two paragraphs.
I find it extremely confusing how it's either a period at the end of a sentence or a capital letter at the beginning of the next.
But never both.
Well perhaps later on.
 
Stop talking about it. You're making my eyes hurt.
 
Don't listen with your eyes, Neo.
The spoon is a lie.
 
I blame palmtop con putas.
 
Anonymous
11:34 PM
I think it is about time that I warn some people here about my high illiteracy, next to non-eloquence, disregard for rules of grammar, and in general being a biggest typo criminal that I am, I ask you to forgive me for all the disgust that you are about to experience beforehand.
 
Anonymous
I am sorry.
 
Anonymous
Honestly, though I get that all the time from many people.
 
Anonymous
I may have some sort of dyslexia .. or something similar.
 
I am not feeling disgust just yet. I have been desensitivici ah screw it you know how it's spelled.
 
Numbed.
Inured.
Deadened.
 
11:35 PM
Who numbs the numbers?
 
ipsos
 
Sounds like a cheaper stylos.
High illiteracy might be a problem, though. You should have at the very least read Bulgakov before entering here.
 
Oh crap. But the library is closed right now!
 
I thought the library is an app now?
 
!!are you pondering what I am pondering?
 
11:38 PM
@KitFox I think so, Brain, but wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn?
 
Anonymous
@KitFox I have my own library :)
 
I have my own gratiary.
 
Anonymous
@RegDwigнt illiteracy in English. What is that btw? A book? Google seems to show a frowning young Russian from 70's
 
Is he perhaps an author?
 
The Master and Margarita () is a novel by Mikhail Bulgakov, written between 1928 and 1940 but unpublished in book form until 1967. It is woven around a visit by the Devil to the fervently atheistic Soviet Union. Many critics consider it to be one of the best novels of the 20th century, and the foremost of Soviet satires. In part, it is angled against a suffocatingly bureaucratic social order. History Bulgakov started writing the novel in 1928. He burned the first manuscript of the novel in 1930, seeing no future as a writer in the Soviet Union. The work was restarted in 1931. In 1935 B...
Start here.
I will recommend more books once you're done with this one.
Then one day you might (might!) understand a joke of mine.
 
11:40 PM
gah. I hate mobile.
 
Poor mobile.
Hators gona hator.
 
@RegDwigнt Mine has hummingbirds on it.
 
Hathor's gonna hath.
 
Anonymous
@RegDwigнt Hmm, I was planing to read a book for the weekend. Which is why, I downloaded Divergent by Veronica Roth today. So, I'll this as-well. Good timing to recommend me a book btw :)
 
Hassles gonna hoff.
 
11:42 PM
Wasn’t Easy Rider like a mobile problem?
 
I don't always have timing, but when I do, it is good.
 
Or maybe that was Mississippi.
 
@KitFox Thor's gonna hammer.
Stop!
 
HAMMERTIME!
 
Thorin’s gotta sword, notta hammer.
 
11:43 PM
(S)word.
 
I saw the coolest Thor action figure today.
 
0 degrees Kelvin?
 
Absolute zero.
 
That is UNDER 9000.
 
EisÞórr.
 
11:44 PM
Haha
 
Poor tchrist, his S's hat fell off.
 
Well, hat dash is soon.
 
het dash?
Can you even say that in Dutch?
 
Or perhaps his s is dancing that dance where you hold your hat before your chest and do like this: and then this:.
 
I'm not exactly het.
 
11:46 PM
Like Renee Zellweger and Catherine Drywall in Chicago.
 
@RegDwigнt oh yeah, that.
 
@KitFox ἑταίρα
 
Or the hot chick in unbearable lightness of being.
 
I don't remember that dance.
I will trust you just like that.
 
You've seen it?
shes got the thing with the hat.
 
11:47 PM
In ancient Greece, hetairai (singular , plural ; in Greek ) or hetaerae were courtesans—highly educated, sophisticated companions. Although most engaged in sexual relations with their patrons, hetairai were not simple prostitutes. Overview In ancient Greek society, hetairai were independent and sometimes influential women who were required to wear distinctive dresses and had to pay taxes. Mostly ex-slaves from other cities, these courtesans were renowned for their achievements in dance and music, as well as for their physical and intellectual talents. Unlike most other women in Greek s...
 
I would struggle to remember if I did. Where if stands for whether.
Scarlett O'Hetaira.
 
Those are the leased ones.
 
I liked it.
 
Everyone did. I suppose I would, too, if only, alas, only if I remembered.
 
Anonymous
@RegDwigнt I think the book is beyond the scope of my taste for stories at this point. I have only read like 5 books in my entire life (including The Bible) and The Alchemist, in which I found the latter to be highly overrated. So, I will give it a try, but I can't promise anything :)
 
11:50 PM
You might need to be older than a certain age. I am too lazy to look yours up.
Though I liked it at the age of twelve. But that's not the rule.
 
@RegDwigнt You really aren’t thinking in German after all. Very good.
 
I can think in German any time. For three billion dollars.
 
Zeebucks?
 
That's a start.
 
You've only read five books in your whole life? No wonder you have no girlfriend.
 
11:52 PM
@KitFox I’ve probably read 5,000, and I too have no girlfriend.
 
If girlfriends were into books, then nobody would ever have a girlfriend, except for books.
 
That's different.
 
Girlfriends are into mojo.
 
And shag.
 
Mojo comes from books.
 
11:53 PM
Shag comes from the 70s.
 
at least, that's where I get mine.
 
Mojo is entirely hidable in a book. Especially a Bible. You'll need pliers. Get an expert to help.
 
I prefer the smaller ones myself, the mojitos.
 
I got lots of girls as friends when I started in on books.
 
De colores son los mojitos que vienen de afuera.
 
11:54 PM
They go down dangerously well.
Verde verde te quiero verde.
 
@RegDwigнt that is entirely too clever.
now I must put my boys to bed. Night!
 
Tengo tengo tengo tu no tienes nada tengo tres mojitos en una cabana. Una me da leche, otra me da lana, y otra me mantiene toda la semana.
Night Kit.
I shall be taking my leave in close proximity as well.
 
@RegDwigнt That’s just terrible.
 
No, that's Spanish.
 
You must be a pastor.
 
Anonymous
11:56 PM
I am 26. But one of the privileges of growing up in poverty-stricken, illiterate, war-torn nations is that, you'll rarely see a person who can write/read let alone get his hands on fancy material [PC, books, diploma] to supplement his/her cavity for knowledge. @RegDwigнt So, don't be shocked at the age. =/
 
I don't must, but I do can.
 
Well, either you’re a pastor, talvez un pastor alemán, or else you’re Little Bo Peep in triplicate.
 
@Qǝuoɯᴉs Glory hallelujah, anchored in Jehovah, I shall not be shocked.
 
Yo la tengo.
 
Anonymous
@tchrist Don't give me words, idioms that I have to Google for. :p
 
11:58 PM
Yolo tengo.
 
Supplementing one’s cavity sounds either an oral issue or an anal one, and I’m not sure which is worse.
 
It takes two to tengo.
 
No, it takes two to tenemos.
 
Something something anal your words.
 
11:59 PM
You’ve dropped a b again.
 
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