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23:00
I like the name Jacob. Did you pick it for any particular reason?
Why do I not believe you?
I don't know. I really don't have a reason
narrows eyes suspiciously
(I figure if you're sleepy, this will make you confess all sorts of weird things.)
(I see. Being sleepy does seem to make me more honest.)
23:02
Ah-HA!
So you admit that there are weird things!
I don't think I do
You said it did make you more honest, so that must mean that you would in fact expect to confess all sorts of weird things.
Take that infallible logic!
confess, maybe, not necessarily to anything weird
Or perhaps I should say "Take that, infallible logic!"
human reasoning isn't logic bound!
being tired also makes me make more mistakes
Anyway. You're just trying to distract me so you can catch me up!
23:05
What? No. Never.
I'm the least distracting person in the world.
Oh, that reminds me, I found some more interesting pictures of me in compromising positions.
Want to see them?
lol
yeah, alright
I could do with some distraction
OK. Just a sec, let me get them. Wait right here.
I might be a sec.
No, really. You should just keep staring at the screen here...
alright, will do.
hehehe
23:08
Excellent. types like the wind, only with fingers
Look, squirrel.
distracts self, thinking about how @Matt probably pronounces squirrel
gets distracted chasing a squirrel

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