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12:00 AM
@Cerberus Wait till you get to the second one. :)
 
Okay, second girl wins.
First girl is easier to follow, I understand about 90 % of what she's saying.
Second girl maybe 75 %?
 
Isn’t that something?
This is why we don’t spell English “phonetically”.
 
Those girls should be locked in a room together.
 
Heh. :)
I can’t say I did any better than you did.
 
You're supposed to understand girl 1!
Then again, don't make me listen to a Limburg accent.
I won't understand more than half of it.
 
12:05 AM
Why would I understand girl #1?
 
Because she is your compatriot?
 
No she isn’t. She’s from the South.
Whole nother country.
 
You conquered her.
Now you're stuck with her.
 
Conquered?
We merely apprehended the traitors.
“The winners write the history, the losers never forget.”
Hm, maybe the problem is gender-based.
Maybe girls have a secret language only they understand.
This is hardly a new suggestion.
 
They have.
 
12:15 AM
Linkee?
I mean, which comment are you responding to?
 
They have their secret languages.
But I am not privy to any.
 
I was afraid that was it.
 
> The larger screen also means that you can see slightly more of the Web when using Safari and a bit more text when reading an e-book; you can also watch widescreen movies at full size (well, "full size" for a 4-inch screen) without black bars on the top or bottom. In my testing, this proved surprisingly useful. I hadn't expected the ability to read a few more words or see just a bit more of a list (see above screenshots) to matter much, but I liked it quite a bit.
So stupid.
I hadn't expected the ability to read a few more words or see just a bit more of a list (see above screenshots) to matter much, ...
Why do you think Android users want 4.5-inch screens?
mutters insults at Apple reviewer
 
Anybody can always watch any movie without “black bars at the top and bottom”.
But unless the aspect ratio of their display precisely matches that of the original film, they will not be able to see all of it.
Films vary in aspect ratio.
Therefore, this is a stupid statement.
The Lord of the Rings has an aspect ratio of of 2.35 to 1. Nobody makes telephone screens in that aspect ratio.
So what?
 
12:32 AM
@tchrist Poppycock.
 
Hey, is the front page gone?
 
@Mechanicalsnail Haha.
That looks like a nice stick to beat smaller Iphones with.
 
Now it is back. Weird.
 
@Mechanicalsnail Looks like a high-tech bedazzled, overly fancified remote control.
 
I just listened to about half of the Scottish girl's video. I understood every word except one - one of the words off the word list. I suspect that the reason why I didn't understand it was the lack of context. I didn't bother to listen to the girl from Mississippi. Of course, maybe having a Scottish grandfather makes me ineligible for this contest.
 
12:39 AM
@Mahnax That’s what I thought, too.
@DavidWallace “Didn’t bother”?
 
OK, I listened to a few seconds and thought "why would I bother to listen to some whiny American girl?"
 
flags
 
Well, the first girl is easy enough to understand. On to the second!
 
That’s offensive.
 
Not at all. I don't think all American girls are whiny. But that one is.
 
12:41 AM
You are making an accent-based prejudicial statement of contempt. It is offensive to do that.
The posh are forever looking down on the non-posh. It is classism, and it is wrong.
 
OK, you need to get out the flags then. I'm sure a nearby moderator will humour you. (or even humor you).
 
I think a little lesson in civility will provide more educative effect.
If I just silence you, you will become a repeat offender.
If I teach you why you are insensitive, you might grow into a proper person.
It was asinine to use her region of origin in your statement. It proves where you have the problem.
 
I listened to half of the second video, and it's harder to understand her, but I can still make out just about all of the words.
 
I'm sure there are plenty of people with Mississippi accents who don't whine when they talk. So it's not about what her accent is.
 
Then you should not have said the word American.
But you did.
That’s gratuitous region-bashing.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
 
12:45 AM
I referred to her as "the American girl" to make it clear that I didn't mean the Scottish girl.
 
No you didn’t.
Read the log.
It was clear.
 
I do not wish to listen to any whiny girl, no matter where she's from.
 
Now you’re being sexist.
Heavens!
 
OK, I do not wish to listen to any whiny person!
 
Speciesist.
 
12:46 AM
Am I now being speciesist?
Jinx!!
 
Ha.
I'm not even going to give you a coke—you're being too discriminatory.
 
She is not whiny.
 
I agree. In what way is she whiny?
 
Am I the only person here who finds her whiny?
 
You are interpreting her accent as annoying, and you attribute your annoyance to whininess. She is not whiny.
 
12:47 AM
Interesting. I shall have to give her another listen.
 
They don’t call it a Southern drawl for nothing, you know.
They draw things out.
That is not whining.
It’s just how they talk.
 
2:20 "Eeer, Ah gueeees I doooo" - doesn't that sound whiny to anyone else here?
 
Not whiny, just uncertain.
 
No, not at all whiny.
 
Well, colour me surprised. In her defence, she seems a little less whiny to me after the first few seconds. Maybe I didn't give her enough of a chance the first time around.
FWIW, I would not be the slightest bit offended if she made similar comments about my accent.
And I didn't understand what she was saying about vampires. Not a word of it.
 
12:56 AM
EL&U accent challenge time!
 
Don't make me re-post the fish-and-chips clip or the no-tomatoes video.
 
She said vampires are white.
 
The racist!
 
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Q: What is "embarrassing" about an embarrassingly parallel problem?

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Here.
 
Well, I think you're supposed to be embarrassed if you have a problem that seems very difficult to you, and somebody shows you that it's really very easy.
If it's the parallel nature of the solution that transforms the problem from the seemingly intractably difficult to the surprisingly easy, then it's the parallelism that has caused you embarrassment. Hence embarrassing parallelism.
 
1:01 AM
@DavidWallace But in embarrassingly parallel problems, they're obviously parallelizable.
 
I'm afraid to comment further on any of Tom's southern women.
 
For good reason.
 
This one’s in stereo:
 
@tchrist Interesting makeup.
 
1:07 AM
You are the politest teenager I have ever met!
I love their “question thingies”.
 
@tchrist Aww, thank you.
You are the politest person named Tom Christiansen I've ever met.
 
OK, I got 100% of the Irish woman. But it was kind of cheating that she put the words from the word list up when she was saying it. The word that I didn't understand from the Scottish woman was "theatre".
Those Jamaicans are hard.
 
I understood the Jamaicans perfectly.
Have you ever watched Cool Runnings?
Great movie.
 
The Trini chick goes dong the street.
Really.
 
1:13 AM
Saw it donkeys' ago. Can't remember how much I got.
No problem understanding the Trinidadian.
 
Yeah, the Trinidadian has a fairly mild accent.
 
Tom, do any of the videos that have piqued your interest feature men?
 
This one’s from the Marches:
 
@tchrist Weird-make-up girl's pronunciation is quite clear. I guess she just articulates better.
 
Right, was it yesterday or the day before that I commented on Welsh accents, right here in this very chat room?
 
1:18 AM
Day before, IIRC.
 
@DavidWallace Yes, but they aren’t safe for work.
 
Then I don't want to know what your job is.
 
Jamaican twins are harder.
 
Here’s a better one:
I think she is really cute. Not physically, but her speech.
 
WEIRDEST-make-up girl from Trinidad is quite clear.
 
1:23 AM
The second Scottish girl says caramel like she’s starting off caterpillar.
 
She has a cat.
@DavidWallace, no need to go on an anti-felinist tirade, by the way.
 
The cats will flag him.
 
Welsh girl is easy to understand.
 
She’s not bad, no.
 
@Mahnax I don't mind so long as Mishka doesn't defecate on my lawn.
 
1:26 AM
I have to admit I understand the second Scottish girl completely, but it’s still cute.
 
@DavidWallace You wouldn't notice if thon did.
 
Who's Thon?
 
@tchrist Understand or *don't understand?
Australian girl is fine.
 
@Cerberus Do understand SG#2, did not SG#1.
 
@DavidWallace Singular they.
 
1:28 AM
@tchrist Ah OK. Same here.
She does sound cute.
 
Very limited use, but I like it.
 
This second Martian is easy too, and uses my words often:
 
In S/B/C, "Mishka" means "upper arm".
And yes, cats are always defecating on my lawn, and I notice it far too often.
 
By why do so many of those girls wear excessive make-up?
 
@Cerberus Literally?
 
1:31 AM
HAH!!
 
@tchrist This girl only has a weak Welsh accent. Best accent so far.
@Robusto That was on purpose. Thanks for biting.
 
@Cerberus Isn’t that odd?
Welsh girl has pop instead of fizzy water.
 
@tchrist I think it is a thing young girls do. They also often show too much cleavage I think.
Like experimenting.
@tchrist Yeah, I noticed that one too.
Most Britons seem to stick with fizzy drink or something.
 
I say pop.
 
The new Southern girls don’t show cleavage.
I say pop.
Are Britons anyone from the Isle of Britain?
 
1:36 AM
@tchrist Interesting. I've only heard soda from Americans.
 
@Cerberus You figuratively always say that.
 
@Mahnax That’s city-slicker talk.
 
@tchrist True, and their make-up is not excessive either. Right girl could use a tiny bit less, perhaps.
 
This one is harder:
 
@Robusto I'll say it with figures next time.
 
1:37 AM
@tchrist Hmph. I've never lived in a city.
 
@Mahnax Surely you have seen Kosmonaut's map??
 
@Mahnax Soda is slicker talk.
 
@tchrist Oh, that's what you mean. OK.
@Cerberus Rings a bell, now that you say it.
 
So the Brits don't call 'em plimsolls anymore?
 
1:40 AM
Wow. Soda is much less common than I thought.
 
Also, Brits don't call a daddy long legs a harvestman anymore?
 
I've seen that image before, so I guess I forgot.
 
Not many people live in the blue parts.
 
@tchrist I know, but it's still sizeable.
 
I live there.
I wonder whether David thinks the New Orleans girl is whining.
She has quite the drawl.
 
1:42 AM
Also, Brits spell it aluminium but Americans spell it aluminum, so there's the difference in pronunciation right there.
That is the worst Boston accent I've ever heard.
 
@Mahnax But all the media come from the soda parts, whether in Los Angeles or New York City (but some NY State is pop).
 
Jan 9 '11 at 3:17, by Robusto
Just trying out the chat. And here I am, talking to myself.
 
@tchrist That makes sense.
 
@Cerberus I don't need your mockery. I can go talk to myself in front of the TV.
 
New Orleans Girl has some interesting vocab.
 
1:45 AM
@Robusto Or you could do it here.
 
She axes people things, too.
 
It's funnier here.
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Q: When can the -ing form of a verb be placed before a noun?

PitarouMy native-speaker's grammatical intuition tells me that: There is a sleeping man under the tree. is fine but There is a fishing man by the river bank. is wrong. Why? I've thought about this a little, and I've come up with some grammatical hypotheses, but I'd be very grateful if some...

Oh dear, he's asking for a GR...
That's actually a great question.
 
That is a great question, IMO.
 
Jinx.
 
This one has jagwires and carmles.
This is certainly a chick thing, isn’t it?
She’s a bit of an uptalker.
Why?
 
1:57 AM
Hmm?
 
She’s a popper, too.
 
Why what?
 
Why make it go away?
 
Oh, I felt like I might've misunderstood you.
 
Don’t think so.
 
1:57 AM
Ah, OK.
 
Oh wait, it’s the Canadian who is a popper.
 
An iPhone user walks into…
…a bar, a hotel, a field. He's not too sure which.
(That's an Apple Maps joke, by the way.)
 
“Well, they must go to school!”
 
2:37 AM
@Mahnax Haha, great.
 
2:56 AM
@Cerberus You should answer it. :)
 
I'm not sure I have the answer.
 
The postfix one is still being a verbish thing.
The prefix one is not.
 

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