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2:01 PM
Never a truer spoke worded.
 
Frigga, I hate you Microsoft.
Stop trying to help me.
 
First Apple, now Microsoft. Whom are you gonna hate today?
 
isn't that Microsoft's catchphrase?
 
And that's their search engine :D
 
2:02 PM
It's also German for penis.
 
Germans have penises too? wow
 
I never said they had penises, only words for them.
 
yeah I realized my logical fallacy as soon as I wrote it
the phallusy fallacy
 
in the kingdom of the eunuch, the one balled man is king
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 giggles I was just going to write that.
 
2:04 PM
@KitFox ;)
 
I have a logical phallusy in my porn box at home.
 
Actually David Eigenberg is the one balled man, but Michael Patrick King is king.
Goes to show that Sex and the City doesn't care about proverbs.
 
I see?
 
So they are all eunuchs?
Oh for the love of all things holy.
 
2:08 PM
Hahaha, this is awesome. Google for Michael Patrick King.
Take that, Sarah J.
 
ouch
Ach. tch There's my problem right there. No ID, no data. Easy as that.
 
I thought you had Universal ID by now?
 
When I started working at my current job, the user profile DB didn't have IDs. the key was the username, which was A) user changeable and B) re-usable after profilese were "deleted"
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 AAGHH! WAAAUUUGHHH!!!
 
2:15 PM
It made for some interesting problems
Like, if you changed your username, all your mail would be cascade-deleted
And if your profile was deleted and your username re-used, your previous payment history would magically transfer to the new guy with your username
 
How could that have lasted longer than a week in production?
 
By not having (m)any users.
 
surprisingly it lasted years
 
How did that even make it through testing?
 
through what?
 
2:17 PM
Hahahahaha. She said testing. Hahahahaha.
 
headdesk
 
oh that... yeah, hahahahaha
 
I'd jinx but I have to laugh.
 
I should be paid more.
 
Well you can't get paid less, can you.
 
2:18 PM
I could, but who would listen?
 
actually yeah it "worked" "fine" for years. But that's not the biggest problem the old dev team had
 
Oh, wait. That's a different cliché.
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Why does that not surprise me?
 
They didn't use source control
 
Now, now.
Not everybody needs source control.
 
And there was only one copy of the source code, it was on the "test" server
 
2:19 PM
avoids MrShiny's eyes
 
So only one person could work on any app a the same time, because they changed the app by modifying the app's code directly on the server
 
@KitFox that's right. only programmers need it
 
avoids Matt's eyes
 
and then they deployed changes by copying individual class files over to the server one by one
eventually they ran into the situation where they no longer had any idea what code was actually on the server
They'd try to delete an "unused" class file from the server and find that things stopped working
 
nice flag
 
2:21 PM
Damn I missed the flag. Anyone see it?
 
some body-painted woman
 
Oh man.
I always miss the good ones.
 
I didn't find it offensive :p
 
Was it in The Bridge?
 
Ubuntu something or other
 
2:22 PM
Oh. I kept the boob pic from them as a souvenir.
It was my first 10K flag.
I think that was Ubuntu. Now I'm not sure.
 
so flagging: WTF do they show me a flag, then when I click on the indicator show me the message, with action buttons, then when I click the buttons give me an error? EVERY F*CKING TIME
I don't think I've ever "successfully" acted on a flagged message
 
I agree it is annoying.
 
I got the same thing.
 
You've got to click them as quickly as possible.
 
I suppose it's the best way to share the pics
 
2:24 PM
It used to say "you can only refuckulate a flag if it hasn't been refuckulated already", which is dumb, because they ASKED me to refuckulate it.
 
Wow, @MrShiny, I've never seen you so agitated.
 
Now it just says "An error occurred. Click here to dismiss a dialog that is meaningless and provides no way for you to do anything about a problem that shouldn't exist in the first place"
 
Except when you are talking to Cerb, that is.
 
@KitFox yeah I was just going to say that :)
 
user19161
@KitFox Lovely animation.
 
2:25 PM
@MrShinyandNew安宇 people are faster.
 
@JasperLoy It's not mine.
 
I managed to see the image this time.
Body painting.
 
@JasperLoy You're back, eh? I knew you wouldn't leave us forever.
 
user19161
@MrShinyandNew安宇 It was too hard to quit.
 
That room is funny.
 
2:26 PM
@RegDwightΒВB I don't care that there are faster people out there or whatever. But just don't make it an error condition that I clicked on the button you asked me to click on. Is that too much to ask? Just pretend it worked or something. And if it's a pic of boobs, offer me the chance to save it to Kit's hdd automatically or something.
 
user19161
I see @former is back too. Skullpatrol said he wanted to quit too!
 
The last four lines in particular.
 
user19161
@RegDwightΒВB That looks Ubuntu.
 
It is.
 
Hilarious.
Do you know the song "Beware of the Penguins"?
 
2:28 PM
Sadly, no.
 
user19161
I wonder what will happen to this site if the ESL site comes into existence.
 
user19161
I see many of you have joined that site already.
 
No we just try to jump start it.
 
it will be the same for a while then it will get really quiet
 
It will still take months till beta, if it ever gets that far.
 
user19161
2:29 PM
But this site is not quiet.
 
user19161
Actually I think it is not a bad idea if we allow all questions on this site.
 
user19161
That way, I am sure it will last our lifetime.
 
"English is not my first language. How do I cook dinner?"
 
user19161
If the ESL site comes up, I am afraid both sites would eventually die out in 50 years.
 
@JasperLoy like the dinosaurs
 
user19161
2:31 PM
Oh yes, don't forget I am a prophet.
 
The dinosaurs will not die out in 50 years. What nonsense.
In fact they will replace the Internet.
 
user19161
I think there is a chance the dinosaurs might come again, and this is not a joke.
 
The downfall of the dinosaurs was that they tried to diversify too much: tyrannosaurs language and usage, and tyrannosaurs as a second language.
@JasperLoy (psst: look out your window. See those birds? They are the descendants of the dinosaurs. True fact)
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 So when a meteorite came down and turned into a meteor, all hope was lost.
 
proto-tyranosaurus culture and history
 
user19161
2:32 PM
I sort of think there are many mysterious creatures hidden in obscure places, waiting to be discovered, and one day they will come out from hiding.
 
user19161
Some of them could be huge.
 
@RegDwightΒВB Unfortunately, I can only find one really crappy recording of it.
 
@RegDwightΒВB Well, someone posted a Q about what to do about the meteor but it was closed as "too localized"
 
It should have been migrated to DIY.
 
user19161
@MrShinyandNew安宇 I remember watching some documentary that said the birds and dinos were related.
 
2:33 PM
Why doesn't it surprise me that Jasper is a cryptozoologist?
 
earth is way to localised. we can oonly allow questions that apply to the universe
 
Better than a necrozoologist.
 
Oh wait. This one is OK.
 
isn't that ron thingy?
oh, I guess not
 
On our way to the beach in Turkey, there was that shop sign that said Tony Macaroni.
 
2:35 PM
rofl
That's his nickname of course.
 
@Reg Want to merc for the next 6 hours vs MoM?
 
user19161
But it is likely that those unknown creatures belong to the oceans, so they will always remain there, unless they become amphibious.
 
@RegDwightΒВB It's from an open mic, so there are several songs.
Beware of the Penguins is the first song, about 2:40ish.
 
@Vitaly Oh my. I could try, but not in the next 90-120 minutes, and I have no idea how helpful I'd be after that if at all.
 
2:37 PM
Oh man, I haven't seen Tony in ages. I should look him up.
 
@RegDwightΒВB Oh. Don't mind then.
 
@JasperLoy It's pretty unlikely that we'd find a large, unknown creature on land.
 
user19161
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Yes, unless they are hiding in your closet.
 
And while I agree that the oceans are full of weird shit, it's unlikely (but not impossible) that we'll find "extinct" creatures there. It has happened, but it's pretty damn rare.
 
especially if elephants turn out to be just a large number of mice in a suit
 
2:38 PM
@JasperLoy my closet is full of gays and atheists.
@MattЭллен Just look for the telltale zippers
 
user19161
I think the "how to praise beauty" question will become very popular.
 
of course! I'll go get funding
 
getting funding is the new thing these days
 
@JasperLoy not with 3 upvotes after one hour on everything combined, including comments.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 What?
pish posh
I was getting funding when you were in short pants.
 
2:40 PM
I am in short pants.
How's the funding?
 
I will be in shorts in an hour
 
I was getting funding before it was trendy to get funding.
I was getting funding before there was an app for that.
 
I have that weird feeling that funding is a euphemism.
 
I'm kind of carpetbombing humor here.
 
2:41 PM
Poor humor. Leave it alone.
 
Man, now I really miss Tony.
 
I didn't get funding until relatively late in the game
 
Lets get funding like it's 1999
 
Okay I promise to laugh later, but why the hell is the beauty question still open?
 
because we don't visit the site anymore, we just chat here
 
2:43 PM
It ain't no funding if my homies can't have none (ding).
 
user19161
How many of us actually live through two millennia? To think we actually crossed into 2000.
 
About 6 billion.
 
@Reg Hey, do you mind if I (or our officer) play your Tyrant account? (Through a canvas link, no password sharing.)
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 it's funny and true.
@Vitaly sure. Just don't spend all my monies at once.
 
@RegDwightΒВB Ok, Chatzy.
 
2:45 PM
@JasperLoy It all depends on when you start counting your millennia
afk
 
user19161
@RegDwightΒВB Perhaps the answer to that question is "Bieber eyes".
 
@Vitaly How does a canvas link work?
 
All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Justin Bieber eyes.
 
user19161
Wow, you just made poetry.
 
Uh, no.
I just changed the lyrics to a different song.
She'll tease you. She'll unease you. She's precocious and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
Great. Now it is firmly jammed into my head.
 
user19161
2:50 PM
It has become an earworm. QED.
 
I had this on my "Older Chicks (Some Dead)" mix tape.
 
user19161
@KitFox Haha, it says "This video is currently unavailable". Sometimes it happens to Reg, sometimes to me.
 
Ah. Well, "Bette Davis Eyes."
 
user19161
She looks like a man.
 
With long fluffy hair.
 
user19161
2:55 PM
Sometimes I look at a person and I can't tell its sex.
 
user19161
Same goes for the voice.
 
@JasperLoy It helps if you know where to look.
 
user19161
@Robusto Even then, it's hard to tell if they are not naked.
 
They don't need to be naked. Adam's apple is a dead giveaway.
 
A is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention. Jokes may have many different forms, e.g., a single word or a gesture (considered in a particular context), a question-answer, or a whole short story. The word "joke" has , including wisecrack, gag, prank, quip and jest. To achieve their end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punch line, i.e. an ending to make it humorous. A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken joke in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt...
 
user19161
2:59 PM
@Robusto facepalm
 
Who the hell wrote this code? It's a frigging mess.
 
user19161
@KitFox Really? Hmm, I don't see much difference. Those apples are not that huge.
 
@KitFox Also hands and forearms. Men tend to have ring fingers that are longer than their index fingers; women tend to have index fingers longer than their ring fingers. Men's arms at full extension are straight; women's bend from the elbow slightly in the direction of thumb.
 
user19161
Also, if you are chubby like Pavarotti, you can't even see the apple.
 
@Robusto Yes, that too.
 
user19161
3:01 PM
@Robusto Thanks for the protip.
 
Rob's been crossdressing for many years.
He knows all the details.
 
@Robusto phew!
 
@JasperLoy That's why we go over this stuff. If a chick in a bar seems way into you, check out those secondary sex characteristics. You can stay out of some bad situations that way.
 
Whoa.
That was a really weird thing that just happened to Jasper's avatar.
Did you guys see that?
He popped out and then in, but his avatar was still on the bar the whole time, then he disappeared.
 
I did not, but I wasn't looking
 
3:05 PM
@KitFox A cheap parlor trick. I wouldn't call it real magic.
 
My husband is bringing the little one up to see me for lunch.
 
Great. I leave for a second to install, then kill with fire, AdBlock Plus, and the room already has a link to the Wikipedia entry on joke.
 
wriggles excitedly
 
@RegDwightΒВB Hey, you left your post. What did you expect would happen?
 
@Robusto forearms? What a rookie misspelling is that? I know the O is right next to the I, but come on.
 
3:07 PM
but u is not that near r
 
@RegDwightΒВB Sorry, I meant to say firearms.
 
Very good. Another day, another evil deed undoed.
 
So I installed an app for my son to play with and I like it pretty well, except that the narrator clearly pronounces the "g"s in "singing" and "driving" and stuff. It's weird. What the hell kind of dialect is that?
singuhinguh drivinguh
 
Perhaps for clarity?
To discourage "singin"?
 
It sounds peculiar.
Come to think of it, I had a friend in school who talked like that.
I think she was Virginian.
 
3:14 PM
Jun 19 at 14:12, by Robusto
@simchona No gratuitous diphthonging in chat.
 
Virguhzhinian?
 
This is scary and enlightening.
Lunch bbl
 
@Reg and other former PhC members: do you mind if I get an officer from IFS here?
The programmer who set up the whole kit and caboodle running for IFS.
 
Where here?
 
Not at all!
 
3:23 PM
Here here?
He'll need 20 reps.
 
I assumed here.
 
@KitFox I found won't vs. want way scarier.
 
@RegDwightΒВB He's posted once or twice on SO apparently.
So I guess the answer is yes.
 
Let him in so that the hazing may begin.
 
3:25 PM
He pronounces neither the way I ever heard anyone pronounce them before.
 
who makes a video, where they half-way through decide to go closer to the camera, then are surprised that they can't be seen from that angle, complain about the ridiculous setup, and don't START OVER? geez
 
Oh, oh, I know, I know! People! People do that!
 
We animals, on the other hand...
 
@RegDwightΒВB people who shouldn't be allowed to post stuff on youtube, that's who
 
"Sorry it's too dark to see my face, you'll just have to put up with it. I'm too lazy to switch the lights on"
 
3:29 PM
Sure, if you don't have proper equipment, at all, and are on a low budget, fine. But when you're posting a recorded lesson, at least get it right?
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 you know what they call the set of all people who shouldn't be allowed to post stuff on YouTube? The set of all people who shouldn't be allowed to post stuff on YouTube is called "YouTube". YouTube is the club Woody Allen was speaking of.
Or Groucho Marx, if you will.
 
Y U edit mah edit?
 
Yo dawg we herd u liek edits.
 
U no spel gud?
 
@RegDwightΒВB well, I dunno about THAT. Did you see the video I posted here yesterday that Nasa put on youtube? that was pretty good
 
3:31 PM
Hey guys, I don't think this quite justifies a site question but is "All about [insert name]." A proper sentence?

I ask because I want to write something like "All about [name]; a [description]." Would that be a proper use of the semi-colon?
 
@VianEsterhuizen I'd use a colon
 
Anything can be a sentence. In context.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Flagged.
 
This is one of those cases where you shouldn't hold back and go half-way: use a whole colon!
 
Not quite sure how to parse the semicolon phrase.
 
3:33 PM
@Mitch flagged?
 
That phrase would be the title of a site
So, why would I want to use a colon?
 
All about bananas: a doctoral thesis
 
@RegDwightΒВB All about trees: from seeds to leaves
 
So we're talking "All about cooking; a blog about stoves and stuffs"?
@MrShinyandNew安宇 or that?
 
That's my impression and hence the advice to use a regular colon
 
3:34 PM
Don't kids these days use a title and a subtitle?
 
Yeah, just trying to learn why I would go full vs semi?
But would "All about Bananas." stand alone as a sentence?
 
it works as a title
titles aren't necessarily sentences
 
First of all, a title is not a sentence. Second of all, a single letter can be a sentence.
 
I just ask because someone said, and the Internet seems to agree, that a sentence must have a verb.
 
A sentence is anything you define a sentence to be.
And even once you do, the definition is useless.
 
3:36 PM
I feel like I'm in the philosophy stack
:P
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 gotcha
 
Let's say we declared that a sentence must have a verb, or the letter X, or be at least two words long. How is that useful for anything? It doesn't change how the English language works one bit.
 
@Mitch I have no idea what you're talking about?
 
Alright
Thank you
 
3:39 PM
Anyway, back on topic.
The semicolon doesn't feel right at all.
 
Did I ever mention that the SE reputation system for chat accounts is bizarre?
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 Just messing with you. you said something about flags never working for you and so I stated that I flagged exactly that post, but I didn't.
 
@Vitaly In what whay?
 
@MattЭллен In trying to explain to anyone how to join this chatroom.
 
@VianEsterhuizen Hey, are you Dutch?
 
3:40 PM
Thanks for the help. I may just try reworking it in general but I'll make sure to change it to colon if I leave it as is.
 
@Vitaly I see
 
No, South African. Afrikaans. Close though.
 
Oh, cool.
 
Booyakasha.
 
@Mitch ah, ok.
 
3:41 PM
You last name sounded Dutch but not like any name I have ever heard before.
 
There should be a flag for "doesn't get the joke"
 
I was an active editor of the Afrikaans Wiktionary at one point.
 
@Vitaly isn't it that you need to have 20 rep on one site?
 
And the mods could come in and link the wiki article
 
@Cerberus really? What about Esterhazy?
 
3:42 PM
@MattЭллен Yep.
 
Yeah that was the first thing that came to mind.
 
Péter Esterházy (born 14 April 1950 in Budapest) is one of the most widely known contemporary Hungarian writers. His books are considered to be significant contributions to postwar literature. He studied mathematics at ELTE university in Budapest from 1969 to 1974; his first writings were published in literary journals in 1974. He worked as a mathematician from 1974 to 1978, and he became a freelance writer in 1978. Esterházy, the scion of a comital branch of the Esterházy magnate family, is perhaps best known outside of his native country for Celestial Harmonies (Harmonia Caelestis,...
 
The Dutch border control agent welcomed me home when we went to Amsterdam :P
 
@RegDwightΒВB It thought it might have been a pun.
 
@Vitaly success!
 
3:42 PM
@VianEsterhuizen Haha yay!
We are awesome like that here.
And the Esterházy family is well known for many other people and things.
 
@Vitaly you just send them the link to this room?
And then collect all oddities and flush MSO with them.
 
the tag, it confuses me
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Q: Usage of brook to mean burp?

DonaldHas anyone ever come across brook (not too sure about spelling) used instead of burp. I brooked / I burped. Was that you brooking/burping? May be derived from Scottish Gaelic.

 
That's quite typical.
 
how did he get that?
 
@RegDwightΒВB Were you also an active editor on Dutch sites?
 
3:44 PM
@MattЭллен "A question about one word".
@Cerberus I must check my master list in the transcript.
 
heh, I suppose so
 
Mar 7 '11 at 21:56, by RegDwight
Anyhow, just checking the master list of my contributions, I see af, arz, be, bg, cv, de, el, en, es, fr, gu, he, hu, hy, id, io, is, it, ja, ko, lt, ml, nah, nl, no, pl, ro, ru, simple, sl, sr, tet, tr, uk, vi, zh, zh-min-nan, commons and meta.
There's nl right there.
 
Bies.
Actually I think they may have revoked my bureaucrat status by now. I haven't visited in ages, let alone participated.
 
Okay, can you please edit the reddish text on this page? Make it "all connection problems have been solved". And solve them.
 
3:49 PM
No problem.
 
Oh hey @catepillar.
 
Are you satisfied, @Cer?
 
Thanks!! That is an improvement, you're almost there.
 
Couldn't submit my question for some reason, though.
 
Wrong language?
 
3:52 PM
How you mean?
 
You. Wrong.
 
Yeah right. That from someone who can't even spell steil.
 
I can: stijl.
 
@VianEsterhuizen Really? Why?
 
@Cerberus see. Wrong.
 
3:53 PM
This stupid chat.
 
Jun 8 at 14:06, by RegDwight ΒВBẞ8
The Dutch word for steep is steil, not stijl.
Jun 8 at 14:07, by Cerberus
Eh I don't know what to say.
Jun 8 at 14:07, by Cerberus
My ei's and ij's have always been horrible.
You can't even spell ananas. You ananas.
 
@VianEsterhuizen In formal usage, a sentence is usually required to have a verb. But especially in informal English, verbs can be elliptical, i.e. left out.
 
He isn't looking for a sentence anyway. It's a title.
 
You have no idea how hard it is!
 
"The Chronicles of Narnia" is not a sentence.
 
3:55 PM
Indeed not.
 
Though it can be.
 
Internet still isn't working.
 
And I gotta run in a minute. So whoever Vit's going to bring over here will have to wait if they really need me, which they probably don't.
@Cerberus how are you posting this?
 
I sent an envelope to the nearest pigeon station.
 
@RegDwightΒВB @catepillar is here but apparently he has lost his old SO account's password.
 
3:58 PM
I have several ways of accessing the internet, silly.
 
Perhaps you should dump hollandsnieuwe for hollandsoude.
 
So I am explaining how to get the reps on any site in the SE network.
 
@Cerberus Of course the Internet isn't working. The Internet is slacking. I thought everyone knew that.
 

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