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7:00 PM
@JasperLoy — That damn flux vortex is vortexing again.
 
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@MattEllenД Yes. I know avatar = matt quite accurately.
 
our evil cyclopic educators of ONEness, will not allow
you to know supernatural 4 Day Time Cube Principle.

Creation based on 4 Days - just as you have 4 corners.
My 4 Days proves your 1 Day God inferior to my intelligence. Remember Genesis 1:5 Lie -there was
not a Day rotation. If rotated, the 4 corners would
have equaled 16 corner, 96 hours and 4 Days.
God's error corrupts academia.
 
Oh... you are the chatters... I slept a bit, listenening to Freddie Hubbard "Summer Time". @Jasper all my bras are in long past (2006) Amazing trumpeter
 
Hey, I managed to beat the White Russian in terms of incomprehensibility.
Thank you Time Cube.
 
timecube FTW
 
7:01 PM
@RegDwightѬſ道 why do I know this?
 
I don't get why you'd have to spend $60 on a bra
And I'm a girl
 
@simchona my wife has spent more than that on a bra. and i fully (ahem) support her
 
oh! timecube.
 
@simchona Wave off, wave off. DO NOT engage.
 
@KitΘδς Yes dear.
 
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7:01 PM
@RegDwightѬſ道 incomprehensible site
 
@simoncha it's actually amazing how much a well-fitted bra can help your comfort and figure
 
I have well-fitted bras, but I don't spend more than $40 each
 
@JSBᾶngs Who is simoncha? Is that a Spanish province?
 
@JSBᾶngs — It didn't do anything for mine, but maybe I had it on backwards. I dunno.
 
Even Wacoals are usually sub $60
 
7:02 PM
@simchona Not in Belarus duh.
 
@Robusto I think you probably need more than standard support. Have you tried a corset?
 
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@trg787 I see. Good, don't buy anymore. Maybe women shouldn't wear any. Not good if too tight.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 I used to misread simchona's name. It took me a week or so to read it right.
 
6
Q: In which situations would you use either "Toilette", "Klo", "WC" or "Bad"?

splattneInspired by this question on the English StackExchange sister site, I'm asking the following question. Which of the following synonyms is suitable for different situations (formal, colloquial, ...)? Is there a difference at all? Toilette Klo WC Bad Are there other words for bathroom I could ...

Now this is just silly.
 
@MattEllenД The "ch" is gutteral
 
7:03 PM
@MattEllenД gah, i only realized now that i got it wrong
sorry @simchona. next time i'll tab-complete
 
@simchona, we just were in shop.... she asked me to pay for it :) I paid
 
Mar 11 at 1:26, by RegDwight
I can even spell kiamlaluno and ShreevatsaR anytime.
 
@simchona Well, now I think I can pronounce it too :D
 
@simchona so it's [simχona] ?
 
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@trg787 Is she your gf now?
 
7:04 PM
Jul 19 at 15:41, by RegDwight
Kids these days. Tab here, tab there, la-di-da. I still type "ShreevatsaR" and "kiamlaluno" by hand, uphill, both ways, barefoot in the snow.
 
@JSBᾶngs is X that IPA symbol for a hard H?
 
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@RegDwightѬſ道 kiamlaluno says his name is in esperanto.
 
@simchona Yeah.
Das Wort Chuchichäschtli [] (kleiner Küchenschrank, Hängeschrank) ist das traditionelle hochalemannische Schibboleth. Dreimal kommt das ch in dichter Folge vor, das südlich der Kind/Chind-Grenze als stimmloser uvularer Frikativ gesprochen wird. Das Wort Chuchichäschtli ist bekannt dafür, dass es von Personen, die des Hochalemannischen nicht mächtig sind, nur schwer ausgesprochen werden kann. Es wird ihnen daher oft zur Belustigung zum Aussprechen empfohlen. Die Volkssage, dass es auch zur Erlangung der Schweizer Staatsbürgerschaft diene, hält sich zwar hartnäckig, ist jedoch nicht belegt. ...
 
@simchona it's a voiceless uvular fricative. i don't know what you mean by "hard h"
 
@JasperLoy And it is.
 
7:06 PM
@JSBᾶngs It sounds like a cat with a hairball
 
@simchona Listen to that article. It's awesome.
 
@JSBᾶngs Oh, damn. That reminds me of Kosmo, and the dirty talk notebook.
 
@Jasper, no and she never was. Rather she for me as a daughter
 
"hard h" could theoretically be [x] or [χ] or [ħ]
@simchona that's probably [χ], then
 
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@trg787 I see. Then it's sort of weird that you post her pic here. I wouldn't post my daughter here in her bra.
 
7:07 PM
Hey! My husband just texted me to say that the baby had one of his top teeth poke through today!
 
@KitΘδς woo! congrats
 
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@KitΘδς Yay!
 
That might explain the not sleeping last night.
 
@KitΘδς Awwww
 
@KitΘδς yay! bitey bitey!
 
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7:08 PM
Jinx.
 
nuh uh
@JasperLoy but since it was similar
 
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@MattEllenД Thanks! But I prefer pepsi!
 
Of course, some sexy element happened between us
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Well, that's awkward.
 
@JasperLoy It's not a jinx if everyone is wishing the same thing.
9 mins ago, by KitΘδς
@simchona Wave off, wave off. DO NOT engage.
 
7:11 PM
@KitΘδς I ... erm ... meant the New Coke!
 
This place does give me some good belly laughs
 
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@trg787 You must be clear whether you treat her as a gf or daughter. It's OK to be not clear now, but be clear before you do anything.
 
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@MattEllenД But don't get a beer belly from too much booze. Too much booze is also bad for health, like smoking.
 
@trg787 i echo @Jasper's suggestion. how old is this girl, anyway? "girlfriend" and "daughter" should not be confused
 
@MattEllenД You should perhaps dress more provokingly, then.
 
7:13 PM
My ex's dad is dating my bf's friend.
 
@JasperLoy aye. I keep it under control. plus I exercise regularly
 
She's 24, he must be...60
 
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@MattEllenД never is also regular, remember?
 
@simchona Oh, God, those relationships... well, as long as they're happy, or something?
 
@Cerberus are you suggesting I switch my avatar for that of a face of a beautiful lady?
 
7:14 PM
@Cerberus I guess so. He's a dentist. Now I'm not sayin' she's a gold digger
 
@MattEllenД You could do that. Hey, as long as it gains you reps!
@simchona Nice preterition.
 
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@simchona But maybe a nose digger. Most of us are.
 
@Cerberus I looked that up and I'm confused
 
@JSBᾶngs Hehe nice one.
@simchona Preterition = saying "I am not saying x", by which you are more or less saying x.
 
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7:16 PM
@simchona I once liked sb 10 years younger. I was 23, she was 13. Luckily nothing happened.
 
"I am not pointing fingers at anyone in particular, such as John and Mary, but I do feel that standards have slipped."
 
"I'm not saying 3 headed dogs drool too much, but look at my carpet"
 
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@Cerberus Why in quotes?
 
@MattEllenД witty riposte
@JasperLoy Because it was an example?
 
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@MattEllenД And see the poo.
 
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7:18 PM
@Cerberus Naughty.
 
@JasperLoy Huh?
 
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@Cerberus Well to get away with saying what you want to say.
 
The thing is, I'd be ashamed to be taking someone half my age to parties.
 
@Cerberus I would certainly feel like a creep
 
@JasperLoy Oh, yes, but it is a figure of speech as old as rhetoric itself!
 
7:19 PM
@Cerberus I had no qualms about having sexual relations with someone twice my age. But I wouldn't have taken him to a party.
 
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@Cerberus But as long as both are happy and are not exploiting each other it is fine.
 
@MattEllenД Indeed!
 
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@KitΘδς You might need to take him, or her, to a hospital.
 
@JasperLoy I suppose that is true. It is not immoral. But it seems foolish.
 
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@Cerberus Morality is a very difficult topic.
 
7:20 PM
@JasperLoy I'm not that old.
 
@KitΘδς how old were you at the time? that makes a huge difference
 
@KitΘδς Yeah I can't imagine it's becoming too serious.
 
22.
 
@JSBᾶngs 7 and 14?
 
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@KitΘδς True, I might end up with sb your age.
 
7:21 PM
And it was hot.
 
Hehe.
 
@KitΘδς i consider that within the reasonable range
 
@JSBᾶngs I am so glad you approve. :P
 
I'd still be very ashamed to admit such a difference to anyone if it were serious.
 
Me 47 from the 1st June, she was born at Weimar, DDR, at Soviet military airbase at day of when John Lennon was killed
 
7:22 PM
@KitΘδς well, i know you're always waiting eagerly for my moral approval
 
@Cerberus Well, there's that. Good for sex, not so good for social.
 
If it isn't, then it's just like any other fling.
@KitΘδς Yeah exactly.
 
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@Cerberus Not too bad, it is imagineable and acceptable to me.
 
Then again, if it's just for sex, why pick someone old, hehe.
 
!!
 
7:22 PM
@Cerberus Gained skill?
 
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@Cerberus True, you should pick 18 for that.
 
@Cerberus Because they are better at it and don't go off in a strong breeze.
 
@KitΘδς snicker
 
@simchona Well I don't know. I honestly don't have an opinion on this.
 
I am a lot better now than I was 12 years ago
 
7:23 PM
Largest age diff I've gone is 3 years, so I don't really know
 
so, yeah
 
@MattEllenД I would hope so
 
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@simchona I don't think there's much skill to be gained, but I wouldn't know since I'm still virgin.
 
@JasperLoy There is plenty of skill to be gained, young Padawan.
 
@JasperLoy There's a skill in knowing what somebody else might want. Also, not being a 2-minute man
 
7:24 PM
@simchona True.
 
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@simchona I usually take 2 hours myself.
 
LOL
 
@JasperLoy I would be asleep by then. Or numb.
 
@JasperLoy Well, there's a skill to not being tedious, as well.
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user19161
Enjoy the journey, not the destination.
 
7:25 PM
@simchona Or bored.
 
@JasperLoy If the journey is that long, she'll be counting the ceiling tiles
 
@simchona Yeah.
 
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@simchona Then I must find the right one with the same stamina!
 
@KitΘδς this applies to many walks of life :D
 
I always summarize that as "milk". As in, "eggs, bread, milk...".
 
7:26 PM
@JasperLoy It's not stamina. It's the fact that friction --> numbness after a while
 
I'm abs indifferent to the sex, in any form of it
 
@simchona Numbness, but also boredom.
 
@Cerberus Exactly
 
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@Cerberus You seem very experienced!
 
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After all you have three heads.
 
7:27 PM
The only time I've even wanted to go two hours was when we were tag-teaming and could take 15-minute breaks. giggle
 
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@KitΘδς During my 2 hour session I take pee breaks. It generates a lot of pee you see.
 
@JasperLoy Is that so? How interesting.
 
@JasperLoy Uhuh.
 
Are you sure you're doing it right?
 
@KitΘδς Tag teaming? Oh, my.
Too much information.
 
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7:29 PM
@KitΘδς As long as it feels good, it is right.
 
@Cerberus (The giggle was to indicate that I was most likely joking.)
 
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Of course, be safe. Don't get anything stuck in anything.
 
@KitΘδς That wasn't really to you, because I only half understood it anyway, hehe.
 
user19161
I know a women who had sth stuck in her and she had to call the ambulance. My doctor friend told me.
 
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Let's be careful, we want no more suspensions here.
 
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7:34 PM
Only suspense.
 
and maybe some suspenders
 
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@MattEllenД I think those are bad for breathing.
 
@JasperLoy how can they be- oh! no not those kind of suspenders.
the kind I'm thiking of don't go above the waist
 
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Anyway, I think plus minus five is a good age gap, but plus minus 10 would be the max for me.
 
@MattEllenД You mean garters?
 
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7:36 PM
@MattEllenД I see.
 
@KitΘδς stocking suspenders, so probably
 
@MattEllenД Sounds like it.
 
@KitΘδς I think the garter is what they get attached to
 
Garters are articles of clothing: narrow bands of fabric fastened about the leg, used to keep up stockings, and sometimes socks. Normally just a few inches in width, they are usually made of leather or heavy cloth, and adorned with small bells and/or ribbons. In the eighteenth to twentieth centuries, they were tied just below the knee, where the leg was slenderest, to keep the stocking from slipping. The advent of elastic has made them less necessary from this functional standpoint, although they are still often worn for fashion. Garters are worn by men and women. Garters in fashion T...
 
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There is this shop here which sells very sexy men's underwear, but I'm too shy to step in since it's supposed to be a gay hangout.
 
7:38 PM
yeah, the garter goes around the thigh. the suspender goes up the thigh
like ropes
unless suspender means suspender belt, inchich case it goes around the waist.
not having worn these things I'm quite out of touch
 
I'm not sure many people will appreciate "sexy" men's underwear. Just regular underwear is sexiest.
 
Currently I wear a woman's trousers. What's the difference? I can't see it
 
I'd be hard pressed to describe "sexy" men's underwear. Maybe "clean."
 
@KitΘδς Hehe, yeah, that's a start.
 
My ex used to want me to get silk boxers, but I don't think she would have liked them and I certainly wouldn't
 
7:42 PM
@MattEllenД Yuck.
 
Suspenders (American English) or braces (British English) are fabric or leather straps worn over the shoulders to hold up trousers. Straps may be elasticated, either entirely or only at attachment ends and most straps are of woven cloth forming an X or Y shape at the back. Braces are typically attached to trousers with buttons using leather tabs at the ends or with clips. In British English the term suspenders or suspender belt refers to a garment used to hold up stockings, what in American English is called a garter belt. History There have been several precursors to suspenders throu...
 
Well, I suppose it is a matter of taste.
 
Suspenders are bracers.
 
@KitΘδς I think that's what Jasper was talking about
 
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@MattEllenД Ya for big-sized people to make them look smaller.
 
7:43 PM
NSFW
 
Oh! Exactly: silk boxers with a pocket
 
@MattEllenД Safe enough for my work. Fishnets are overrated though.
 
Perhaps half a size smaller.
 
@JasperLoy Also for classy men who want to look dapper.
 
I'm sure girls like that.
 
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7:44 PM
@Cerberus Looks like you!
 
@KitΘδς Yeah they have become a sign of the nouveau riche here!
 
@Cerberus I've never seen boxers like that before. Interesting.
 
I like boxers. nice and airy. silk boxers would make my all sweaty and stinky though
 
@MattEllenД And your bits would slide around uncomfortably.
 
@KitΘδς yeah
 
7:46 PM
@KitΘδς What's so uncommon about them? The white thingies? If they are buttons, then I agree. But they don't matter, I'd say.
 
I had an ex- who was all about the satin sheets. I hated them. You couldn't keep your head on the pillow while you were sleeping.
 
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@KitΘδς Ya to the left or to the right.
 
@KitΘδς Yuck!
 
@KitΘδς Whoosh.
 
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@simchona I noted that is one of your favourite sounds.
 
7:47 PM
@Cerberus It's the form of the placket. It's unusual.
 
@KitΘδς Is it? See, you shouldn't let men buy their own clothes: I don't notice such things...
 
Compare.
@Cerberus I don't let my man buy his own clothes. At least not the ones he wears to work.
The ones you posted look like they would be more comfortable.
 
@KitΘδς Ah, I see. The ones I posted don't seem to have plackets at all, and so they are wider (bad). It was just a quick example, I agree.
 
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This room has become an ad for all kinds of underwear.
 
But yours are a bit too large.
Should be a bit shorter and a tiny bit tighter, I'd say.
But perhaps that is American fashion.
 
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7:50 PM
I just wear running singlet and shorts at home, so no need for other underwear.
 
I mean, if you think women like the underwear you would have to buy in special shops, then perhaps reconsider.
Speaking of special shops:
The oversized should look away. But it is rather funny.
 
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@Cerberus There is an exercise program here for overweight students in the schools. It's called TAF or trim and fit.
 
Oh, dear. Well, as long as it helps!
 
user19161
I am looking at the starred messages. They are getting more dangerous.
 
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7:57 PM
We should not star them and attract more attention.
 
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@KitΘδς I don't know whether those are for male or female, but they look like the ones I wear when I go out!
 
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I like those which come in 5 different colours in a pack, cheap and good.
 
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But I'm disapoointed she more or less did a Ctrl C and Ctrl V.
 
@JasperLoy Me too. A quote block with only a link to the source
 
user19161
I like to wear ankle socks. I can get three pairs of different colours for 10 bucks.
 
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8:04 PM
But sometimes I wonder if they are just meant for girls, but I think boys can wear them too.
 
@KitΘδς Those are to small to see.
 
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@KitΘδς Yes I know. Puts hands out to be thwacked by Kit.
 
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@Cerberus Exactly.
 
I'm wearing something like this, only with blue stripes.
 
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It's really hot here. If not working I always go out in walking shorts and tee shirt with my track shoes and ankle socks. Jeans is not in my dictionary or wardrobe.
 
8:09 PM
And in a larger size, since my hips are wider.
 
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@KitΘδς Very sexy, like you!
 
@KitΘδς Good! Better than all those strings.
 
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@KitΘδς Of course, with two kids...
 
@JasperLoy pish posh It's easy to say a woman is sexy when you've only ever seen her breasts.
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@JasperLoy Move to a cooler place.
 
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8:10 PM
@Cerberus Maybe next life!
 
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Oh dear who starred that one?
 
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This gets more dangerous!
 
@JasperLoy That's not dangerous. Dangerous is —
never mind.
 
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@KitΘδς I thought you were going to flash sth here again.
 
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With all that sexy underwear this room is getting quite hot!
 
8:13 PM
@KitΘδς dangerous is
 
No, I was going to say something extremely inappropriate. Instead, I'll leave it up to your imagination.
 
@MattEllenД LOL.
 
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@MattEllenД I don't like this Bond. In fact none of them are handsome to me, not even Daniel Craig. No offense to JSBangs.
 
8:14 PM
but 007 is Dangerous!
 
Sean Connery. Mmm-mm. Danny Craig put me over the top though.
 
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@KitΘδς To me only Lautner is hot, while Bieber is cool.
 
Right. Now, I must head home and vigorously self-flagellate.
 
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@KitΘδς Bye!
 
@JasperLoy To me, they are both children. Don't do a thing for me.
 
8:16 PM
@KitΘδς Daniel Craig is a bit too gorilla like for my tastes. I prefer the refined but rugged Connery
 
@Jasper are you over 23 and still like Bieber?
 
Tschüß!
 
If I have to pick a spy to love me
cya @Kit :)
 
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@BogdanLataianu yes, I'll be 30 in about two weeks. Well, exactly two weeks here.
 
@MattEllenД Svetlana Ogorodnikova
 
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8:18 PM
And Jez told me his is Oct 7.
 
@Bogdan we're not comment fighting, are we?
 
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@simchona No fighting is going on here, only commenting.
 
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Interesting, now there are edit wars and comment fights!
 
@simchona I am not fighting, but want to make some things claer
 
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8:21 PM
@MattEllenД No smiling when there is fighting!
 
@JasperLoy schadenfreude
 
My "ogorod" is equal to jungles
 
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@trg787 Keep us updated on the gf/daughter issue. I'd like to hear which way it goes.
 
I think John Lennon died in 1978, so she can't be a daughter
 
@KitΘδς Mata Hari
 
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8:31 PM
@BogdanLataianu I was talking about the girl trg is seeing.
 
ooooo I need just one more up vote to hit the rep cap!
 
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@MattEllenД For you!
 
yay! thanks @Jasper :D
 
in other words, trg is crazy, but has his limits
no offense:P
 
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Hello @martha. I have noted you have entered the room!
 
8:36 PM
@JasperLoy Darn. So much for stealth.
 
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@BogdanLataianu I wouldn't worry about you offending trg, more likely the other way round.
 
he reminds me about Russians in American movies..always funny. I remember the Pine Forest episode of Sopranos
 
John Lennon was murdered on Dec 8th 1980, Monday
 
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@MattEllenД Sorry I thought you were gay until you mentioned your ex was she. :)
 
@JasperLoy I like my sexuality like I like my coffee. Ambiguous. I mean straight. Actually, I don't like coffee. This simile is flawed.
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8:38 PM
@trg787 A lot of people whose names start with J went mad, were killed, suicided, etc.
 
@MattEllenД I like my coffee to taste like coffee ice cream. Does that help your simile any?
 
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@MattEllenД Now I am confused, but it's OK, I won't pry. :)
 
user19161
Simchona is doing her crazy edits again...
 
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I told her drm65 took out all the thanks and now she has followed in his footsteps!
 
@Marthaª :D I like my whiskey like I like my sexuality: aged in a barrel. No, damnit. I'm no good at this game.
 
8:42 PM
@Jasper how to embed a youtube video here?
 
@BogdanLataianu Paste the link
 
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@BogdanLataianu Just copy and paste the link but it will only expand if there is nothing else on the line.
 
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@simchona Hey I thought you were busy editing!
 
that's dedication for @trg
 
@JasperLoy I'm just messing. I'm straight. Just another boring heterosexual. I can still appreciate the male form though.
 
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8:43 PM
@MattEllenД Sounds exactly like me!
 
@MattEllenД I like a nice male back.
 
oh I read that nice male black
 
@BogdanLataianu took me a couple of goes!
 
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@MattEllenД I got it right the first time.
 
@simchona I once had the hots for a guy because of his arms. They were just so... understatedly powerful.
 
8:45 PM
@simchona backs are interesting, it's true. many sensuous curves
 
@Marthaª Forearm or upper arm?
 
@simchona Forearms.
 
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@Marthaª Too big is not nice. Athletic is nicer than bodybuilder type for me.
 
@Marthaª I only have two arms
 
@Marthaª Yes.
 
8:46 PM
//madly resisting urge to pun on "arms" as in "coat of"
 
that's some strength
I can't resist puns
 
@MattEllenД That's because you're a guy. It's that defective chromosome.
 
@Marthaª that would make sense. My dad's the same
 
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I have a friend with very big arms. He has slept with 100 girls I think. But it's not right of him to double date. So recently I told his gf he was seeing this other girl, and there was disaster after that between all of us.
 
@JasperLoy That's not double dating. That's cheating.
Double date is when two couples go on the same date
 
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8:53 PM
@simchona OK, this is my creative use, or abuse, of the language.
 
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@simchona I find the idea quite silly actually.
 
@simchona Or if you go on a date with both of your significant others!
 
@FallenAngelEyes Someone's not as significant in that case
 
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@FallenAngelEyes Oh dear! >_>
 
@simchona I disagree there, but we all have different lifestyles. :)
 
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8:54 PM
@simchona Well, you wouldn't know which and hence the double date.
 
user19161
Anyway, date is also not well-defined.
 
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Only marriage is, since that's a certificate.
 
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But anyway I am still friends with this guy and he and she are still together: the calm after the storm. But I hope he doesn't cheat anymore.
 
Cheating is blegh. :(
 
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The only cheat I do is a cheat sheet.
 
user19161
8:58 PM
For some exams where they let you write some formulas.
 

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