> Boss: "I need you to send an email on ... ASAP."
> Me: "Ok, do you have any details on ...?"
> Boss: "No, I need you to come up with them, and I need it in the next hour."
> Me: "Here's the draft, can you look at it?"
> Boss: "No time, just send it."
> Me: _sends_
> Boss: "Why did you say <X> instead of <Y>?"
> Me: "Oh FFS"