The 2nd Monitor

12:18 AM

well, my profile is 999 rep. one edit away from more tools excited

Well, I'll write a good answer then :P

Thanks @Santa :P

Phrancis

@RubberDuck Movie? I remember seeing the first one waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy back then as a kid

Old VHS tape, man I don't miss those.

lol

That, they are.

Simon André Forsberg

4 hours ago, by Mat's Mug

where are my starrrrs

@Mat'sMug I think I found them! ^^

24 mins ago, by Duga

RELOAD!

@Duga had them.

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Phrancis

@Duga is banking all the stars

Commodore PC still controls heat and ac at 19 michigan schools

Jeroen Vannevel

12:41 AM

I just watched The Raid 2. Indonesians definitely don't do any censoring

Simon André Forsberg

1:10 AM

Before I go to sleep:

2

SirPython

@SimonAndréForsberg That's the US for you.

FreeMan

@SimonAndréForsberg Hey, we didn't invent that stupid scale, we're just not smart enough to have gotten rid of it yet!

2

At least we don't measure fuel economy in rods to the hog's head any more.

Jamal

1:34 AM

@SimonAndréForsberg USA USA USA

FreeMan

Yeah, rods to the hogshead

makes as much sense as the left side of @SimonAndréForsberg's graph...

Q: How can I make this code DRY?

thecodelesscode.com/case/170

Jamal

1:49 AM

I think this question has already become a mess with answer invalidation (potentially an additional answer reviewing it). I hate it when this happens.

Duga

2:03 AM

I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it is asking for codereview. — Felix Kling 32 secs ago

codereview.stackexchange.com — squint 29 secs ago

Captain Obvious

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How can I make this code DRY? isTouch is "static", so I don't want to make an if test inside the loop. var makeElement; if (isTouch) { if (headlinesOnly) { makeElement = function(item) { var a = document.createElement("a"); a.setAttribute('ontouchstart', 'ite...

javascript

> How can I make make a function that produces a different result depending on a few variables? Without having an if-test inside it

two line title

2:40 AM

Monkevening

ooh, me has stars back too xD

Must- Resist- Urge- To- Star-

No- Must- Get- Star- Rehab-

Must- Get- Life- Together- And- Stop- Using- Stars-

lol

2:59 AM

Duga

3:17 AM

If it is working but not optimized Code Review SE might be a more suitable site for this type of question. — paisanco 5 secs ago

3:44 AM

Greetings

I am going insane!

I've rewritten @Mat'sMug code, to be easier to use

But I found a weird bug

jsfiddle.net/3td26dun

@QPaysTaxes Thanks

The code looks perfect

But it is executing an else that shouldn't

Well, I prefer the first variant

?

Dude, dont worry

Pfff, I had it worst

Go ahead, I will only see 1 ping

I don't have the headphones

Tell me

			if ( possible_words_regex.test( field.value ) )
			{
				if( popup.parentNode != elem )
				{
					elem.appendChild( popup );
				}
			}
			else
			{
				elem.removeChild( popup );
			}

-.-

stupid code formatting

FOR BLEEPING SAKE!

It has tabs

No idea where it is

Even after the instructions

Done

You see that code?

Tell me, what are the chances that the else is executed when the if is true?

The first

Well, got a bad answer can @a_mod take a look at this

Yes

It is an <input>

You finding this site at age of 16 is going to help you a lot in the future (I wish I participated when the site became beta). Well Done. — JaDogg 14 mins ago

Sure

jsfiddle.net/3td26dun

Here is the jsfiddle to try the code

Hey, @Quill Congrats on 1K!

3:56 AM

Thanks :-)

You're nearing the next k milestone too aren't you, @EthanBierlein?

I'm still about 200 from 2k. Blah. I can't find any good questions to answer though. :(

@QPaysTaxes That's because the if is bugged

Maybe some santas could help?

@QPaysTaxes And that is the real problem

There's nothing wrong with the code.

@QPaysTaxes I don't know ruby.

3:58 AM

@QPaysTaxes I don't see anything wrong with the code.

The if is always true

But it executed the else

Woah, be a little careful with teh votes. Me don't want serial vote reversal.

You could always do a sede query and find some old zombies tagged python

or whatever tags you like

I'm looking at this one rn:

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Q: Project Euler module

I use Project Euler to teach me programming and not to submit any results. As such I look up the expected return values to double check my solutions. To organise my files I use the following folder structure: main.py \euler # The problem files __init__.py # empty e001.py e002.py...

python modules

ist = mod.run()?

what is ist supposed to be short for?

Seems to have some things to improve on

4:00 AM

@QPaysTaxes What you don't understand?

@QPaysTaxes I'm using vanilla Javascript

A.K.A.: Javascript for man

It's not hard @QPaysTaxes, learn it

@QPaysTaxes If you replace that ifwith this:

alert(possible_words_regex.test(field.value));
            if (possible_words_regex.test(field.value)) {

You will get a ton of alerts saying true

@IsmaelMiguel, your regex could probably be smaller, try something like this example

@Quill I used it on my syntax highlighter, to highlight PHP

(b(ug|roke))|(w(rong|hy))

@QPaysTaxes I see. (;-;)

Yeah, use an array, and then .contains() it

4:11 AM

@QPaysTaxes Which is slower than a regex

@Quill And have the code only work on 1 browser?

It's an even handler

@IsmaelMiguel Not always, regex has to do 117 steps for my code is broken

It MUST do it's thing, as fast as possible, and leave

@Quill What about indexOf?

indexOf is better

Why?

@QPaysTaxes Flagged for opinion

(jk)

~~thankfully~~ Yeah, Jon Skeet doesn't really contriboot here

4:14 AM

@QPaysTaxes Try to match EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN COMBINATION OF CAPITALS with indexOf and we will see if regex is stupid

@QPaysTaxes Yeah

It does, but that's cheating

@IsmaelMiguel How so?

@QPaysTaxes Or assembly

A: Creating a dictionary of multiple results

Killed one:

0

Since I'm not really a web guy, this is going to be a style review, like my other reviews. Why are you mixing camelCase and underscore_case together when naming variables? Variables and functions should be underscore_case, and classes should be PascalCase. This seems like something that could b...

4:16 AM

@QPaysTaxes Nope, it will rain in California

(or is it Florida?)

@EthanBierlein Doesn't it fit PEP8?

(All I know is that you are talking about the butterlfy effect)

@QPaysTaxes Tornado? We call them Cyclones

@Quill No, there are some camelCase variables. That's not PEP8 compliant.

@QPaysTaxes With the ammount of NOPEs there, I wouldn't mind the tornado

4:17 AM

@EthanBierlein Then feel free to mention non adherance to PEP8

@QPaysTaxes Spiders, snakes, scorpions, crabs, ...

Yeah............ NOPE!

"Come To Australia" by Scared Weird Little Guys

I'm just going to pretend stereotypes don't bother me

goddamn it Q

The mental images are real

lol

Reminds me

I have to photoshop myself into a kangaroo's pouch for when I travel overseas

2

@QPaysTaxes Maybe some good information to give your partner before they visit

@QPaysTaxes It still applies

A web?

Tank? Spider Tank? Enclosure?

Australia is great, and as long as you don't try outbacking or something, you're fine

@QPaysTaxes Crocodile Dundee is to Australia as Super Size Me is to America (imo)

►

A: How can I make this SimCity clone faster?

4:34 AM

Guys, I killed a year-old zombie.

0

As you asked in your question, I'm going to try and address your performance issues here. Some of this will be a style review though, so bear with me. Style First off, no offense, but this code looks, not so great. You have many major style issues, so here's a list of some of the major ones ...

Captain Obvious

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Q: implementing quicksort in java with pivot of first, median or random

I have a question regarding quickSort. I am attempting to implement the quick sort algorithm where by the pivot will be chosen by the user, and can either be median, first, or random. I am supposed to return a long that measures the number of times the cp.compare() is invoked. I have implemented ...

java algorithm oop data-structures

Stupid @CaptainObvious interrupting my stream of ~~thoughts~~ messages.

@QPaysTaxes Should be, but, I don't really use it like that

Also, you can use Chrome/Firefox/IE's console to test JS

'' == false; pasting something like that in returns true

Wow, I just realized that I can do execution of JS code in chrome's omnibar.

All you have to do is prefix the code with javascript: