The h Bar

Sir Cumference

05:00

@0celo7 No genuinely...what am I missing here

Bernardo Meurer

How many times to I have to tell you

0celo7

I dunno, everything.

Bernardo Meurer

That we are brothers

ffs

Sir Cumference

@BernardoMeurer Stop saying nonsense

0celo7

Sigh

good night

05:00

it's figurative

Bernardo Meurer

Sigh

Sir Cumference

Sigh...that would make sense...

OK clearly two days without sleep isn't doing me well...

good night

don't do that

Sir Cumference

@goodnight easier done than said

good night

no

ur like a sophomore

calm down

Sir Cumference

05:02

@goodnight It's not a matter of stress alone, it's insomnia.

good night

do you drink coffee

Sir Cumference

In the morning, yes

good night

do you sit all day

Sir Cumference

Working, typically

good night

then be more active to tire yourself out

i always run to classes

Bernardo Meurer

05:03

@SirCumference You're in high school?

good night

idc if i look like a weirdo

Sir Cumference

@BernardoMeurer Uni...?

0celo7

@goodnight you do.

Bernardo Meurer

Ah, okay

then it's acceptable

Sir Cumference

I thought we've been over this

good night

05:03

in fact I fuel my day by the people's screams as I sprint past them from behind

0celo7

yeah @BernardoMeurer you're pulling a SirCum

enumaris

hmmm

good night

@0celo7 delet dis

0celo7

why?

Saksham Sharma

hey guys can ya'll tell me that what does an 'n' with a bar over the top mean?

0celo7

05:04

that's his name

Bernardo Meurer

@0celo7 I don't know about his life dawg

good night

@BernardoMeurer lmao well he made it clear he was in uni a lot of times

remember we tried to guess where he's at

Bernardo Meurer

Ooooh

Yeah

That was a long time now!

Damn

Saksham Sharma

....@BernardoMeurer

enumaris

@SakshamSharma It could mean many things...

depends on the context

Saksham Sharma

05:05

actually i found it in place of a minus sign

Bernardo Meurer

@SakshamSharma What?

Semiclassical

context matters.

enumaris

mmm

Semiclassical

if you've got an actual equation to show it for, do that.

Bernardo Meurer

What on earth are y'all talking about

Semiclassical

05:06

otherwise there's really not much we can say.

Saksham Sharma

Ummm wait let me tell you

good night

it's all about the meta actually

0celo7

@Semiclassical I'm putting a stupid amount of effort into disproving your conjecture.

Semiclassical

lol

Bernardo Meurer

@Semiclassical What's your conjecture?

@BalarkaSen @Mithrandir24601 Cooking up a Bossa Jazz playlist

Sir Cumference

05:06

@goodnight Speaking of uni, did you ask that girl out?

Saksham Sharma

i was given an complex number equation to show it in polar form

good night

which girl

Semiclassical

yesterday, by Semiclassical

the positive mass theorem conjecture: every paper on the positive mass theorem has at least one error.

Bernardo Meurer

Lol

0celo7

@Semiclassical My advisor's wisdom: "I think the spirit of Rick's reference is 'any analytical fact can either be found in Bartnik's thesis, or derived quickly from it, or is already found somewhere'."

Sir Cumference

05:07

@goodnight The one you mentioned a while ago, in your class

Holy crap it's been a year...

Semiclassical

lol

good night

oh you mean the one like 3 fucking years ago

enumaris

it's gonna be pretty hard to disprove...

you'd have to find a paper devoid of errors

0celo7

It's either in this paper, can be derived from it, or somewhere else entirely

enumaris

and prove that there are no errors

0celo7

05:07

NO SHIT

Semiclassical

@enumaris Or write one yourself :P

good night

but no I didn't @SirCumference

Semiclassical

which is what our friend here is going through now :P

good night

also @SirCumference r/im14andthisisdeep for what you deleted

enumaris

Maybe write a paper with simply the definition of the theorem

Would that count as a paper without error

Sir Cumference

05:08

@goodnight I realized that didn't make much sense...

enumaris

assuming it has no typos

0celo7

@enumaris Yeah, that's actually really hard to do...

the correct statement of the theorem is...disputed

enumaris

lol

Bernardo Meurer

Remember when @goodnight got stuck in a bus stop while it was snowing and hat to run home not to freeze

enumaris

try really hard

Bernardo Meurer

05:09

@JohnRennie Morning!

good night

oh ya I remember that

Bernardo Meurer

Oh god my kernel compilation is going haywire

good night

was that the day i bought my ssd

Bernardo Meurer

Yeah

John Rennie

@BernardoMeurer Morning.

@BernardoMeurer My CPU works! :-)

Bernardo Meurer

05:10

@JohnRennie Nice!! Stress test!

good night

@SirCumference we need to learn to say what we want before what we don't want learns to say it for us

John Rennie

@BernardoMeurer I've thrashed it pretty hard with no crashes and the temperatures stay reasonable

Sir Cumference

@goodnight Aaaahhh

Bernardo Meurer

@JohnRennie Awesome :)

John Rennie

I'll switch over to using it as my main workstation for a couple of weeks just to make sure it stays stable.

enumaris

05:11

I've been running a data processing bit of code for the last week...I hope my CPU can handle it loool

0celo7

@enumaris my best attempt thus far i.gyazo.com/6e5b412a6a5a1f5757f1fe41e334abb3.png

Bernardo Meurer

@JohnRennie I'm reading on non-Chomsky grammars and I'm confused

John Rennie

There is one weird thing though. When I stress test it the core sped seems to max out at 2.6GHz and it should be 2.8GHz. I don't know if the BIOS is limiting the core speed to stay withing thermal guidelines ...

Sir Cumference

I just now realized they're called "hard disks" because they contrast "floppy disks"

Bernardo Meurer

@JohnRennie That certainly looks like thermal throttling

0celo7

05:13

@SirCumference sleep

good night

@0celo7 @BernardoMeurer you guys are weird for using skype instead of discord

@BernardoMeurer expected better from you

0celo7

I don't know what discord is

good night

:p

Bernardo Meurer

You should be able to manage the throttling thresholds though

Sir Cumference

@goodnight What even is discord

good night

05:13

what the fuck

John Rennie

@BernardoMeurer I do get the full single core speed i.e. it turbo boosts as it should

Bernardo Meurer

@goodnight I use discord, but I use skype for Ryan

0celo7

@goodnight this will get flagged.

enumaris

@0celo7 looks reasonable

good night

@BernardoMeurer yeah well tell RYAN it's 2017

John Rennie

05:14

Wow, there are thuderstorms here ...

good night

and he needs to stop living in 2007

Bernardo Meurer

@JohnRennie Sure, because single core isn't as thermal intensive

Sir Cumference

@BernardoMeurer Who's Ryan?

good night

his dog

John Rennie

@BernardoMeurer but then the temps max out around 75C, so they aren't really exessive

Sir Cumference

05:14

@goodnight ...

good night

husky/corgi mix

ryan is so cute

Sir Cumference

you're trolling me

0celo7

@enumaris now prove it!

Bernardo Meurer

@SirCumference You're really out of your game

good night

no @BernardoMeurer show him the pic of ryan

Sir Cumference

05:15

Ryan is 0celo, got it...

enumaris

@0celo7 lol, I think that's your job! Prove that you don't have an error in that definition.

Bernardo Meurer

@SirCumference Huh? @0celo7's name is Bob

Sir Cumference

@BernardoMeurer It's either Rick or Ryan

0celo7

I don't even have to troll any more. My minions take care of it for me.

3

Bernardo Meurer

@SirCumference No. His name is Robert

good night

05:16

it's actually randy fyi

source: i'm his best friend irl

also roommate

enumaris

"By work of Bartnik [B] this is well defined" sounds grammatically incorrect though...

Sir Cumference

>_>

Bernardo Meurer

@JohnRennie True, throttling should only start at 85> IIRC

0celo7

@enumaris why

enumaris

Never heard that exact turn of phrase before "by work of X something something..."

0celo7

05:17

@JohnRennie please judge

enumaris

It feels wrong to my ears XD

Sir Cumference

@enumaris Can you answer a quick astro question

enumaris

Also, "this" would be a ambiguous pronoun?

depends on what the astro question is lol

Sir Cumference

@enumaris Ok you know how common envelopes can leave behind white dwarfs, right?

good night

0celo7

05:18

@enumaris context

enumaris

Uhm yeah

Sir Cumference

is that the only situation in which a hydrogen helium white dwarf could form?

enumaris

oh dear...the only situation...that requires me to be sure I know the entire literature on the formation of H-He white dwarfs lol

It's the only situation that I am aware of that such a white dwarf can form, that's true. But I can't guarantee I know every possible mechanism of its formation.

good night

i made a white dwarf once

out of snow

so there's definitely more than one way

Sir Cumference

@enumaris Ok then second question. What would happen to such a star if it accrues enough mass from another star, such that hydrogen burning occurred on its surface?

Bernardo Meurer

05:21

I matched with a white dwarf on tinder

enumaris

A H-He white dwarf would be from the core of a star that couldn't even ignite the triple-alpha process...they must be very low mass stars, I don't even know if the universe is old enough for these white dwarfs to form yet...

Sir Cumference

Bad joke...

good night

@SirCumference urggg ur weird

Sir Cumference

@goodnight Ah please, astronomy is full of innuendos :P

enumaris

Usually you would get a nova

good night

05:23

@BernardoMeurer alright but did you smash

enumaris

see here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nova

Sir Cumference

Sigh, I was much stronger with astronomy a year ago

Bernardo Meurer

@goodnight Nah

@SirCumference 2+2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

enumaris

But seriously, a star that has only a Hydrogen-Helium core is pretty tiny...like half a solar mass?

So, their lifespans should be really long...

good night

@BernardoMeurer proof?

Bernardo Meurer

05:25

But is it ＢＯＮＥＬＥＳＳ

enumaris

hmm....but if you had...a large star with a H-He core...and then another star passes nearby and strips it of its atmosphere...maybe you could get a H-He white dwarf out?

Bernardo Meurer

@goodnight I actually had to prove that in Analysis, never again

good night

@BernardoMeurer why don't you ask Him

Sir Cumference

@enumaris Yeah, that's what I was thinking

good night

for the void knows all

Bernardo Meurer

05:26

ＡＳＴＲＥＮＥＭＹ

good night

but don't get too close only observe or u'll get succ

the deciduous ones warned us of this

it is what it is

Sir Cumference

@BernardoMeurer Are you a physics major or just comp sci?

Bernardo Meurer

@0celo7 Why is Do Carmo not on your book list

Do you want to break my heart?

@SirCumference CS

enumaris

Atmospheric stripping by a secondary star seems like it could be a method of producing white dwarfs prematurely

Sir Cumference

@BernardoMeurer No interest in physics? :/

Bernardo Meurer

05:28

Maybe I double in math since it doesn't mean anything anyway

@SirCumference Apart from QCs, nope

Not at all

good night

physics isn't real

enumaris

:(

Sir Cumference

@goodnight what is real

Bernardo Meurer

@0celo7 Did you drop out of Nuclear?

good night

@SirCumference holomorphic functions

Sir Cumference

05:29

@goodnight Very funny...

good night

real AF

water you trying to say

Sir Cumference

I feel like I haven't been in touch with astronomy in a year... :(

0celo7

@BernardoMeurer basically

everyone knows

Bernardo Meurer

Good

You're a mathematician :)

good night

@SirCumference ya because it's really far away

Sir Cumference

05:31

@0celo7 ...ok, now everyone knows...

good night

like in space

everyone knows long term relationships don't work out

just move on

enumaris

it's hard to keep up with this chat

good night

same

Bernardo Meurer

@enumaris This chat is ＢＯＮＥＬＥＳＳ

good night

reponst

Secret

05:34

in Mathematics, 39 mins ago, by Kevin Driscoll

@ArukaJ What matters is the impulse you can impart ot the object, not the maximum force. Given any finite force, if you can apply it for long enough you can make the velocity what ever you want.

read from there. A discussion about an undergraduate problem with a lot o concepts involved (and not much focus on the calculations)

It turns out billard ball problems in undegraduate work have this notion of "kick" in that the impulse is assumed to have some maximum value

good night

@BernardoMeurer wait do you have that on your clipboard

enumaris

not whatever you want...

can't go faster than the speed of light bro

or as Brian Griffen would say...can't go faster than the speed of love

Griffin*

Bernardo Meurer

@goodnight ＢＯＮＥＬＥＳＳ

good night

yes

Bernardo Meurer

;)

I use it a lot

enumaris

05:38

what is this boneless...

Sir Cumference

@enumaris At this point I'm convinced light isn't even real

There's just darkness

enumaris

is it a meme I don't know

Have you seen Elon Musk's answer to being afraid of the dark?

Bernardo Meurer

@enumaris Git gud knowyourmeme.com/memes/boneless-pizza

Boneless Pizza

►

enumaris

Elon Musk on overcoming his first fear

►

good night

im still afraid of the dark

but only if it's in an abandoned house in the middle of no where

at midnight

Bernardo Meurer

05:40

I don't fuck with the dark

It's scary

good night

@enumaris

Elon Musk is being trolled by Roy Philipose at Tesla's shareholders meeting

►

lmao

CRINGE

enumaris

LOL

John Rennie

@0celo7 I would probably say something like From the work of Bartnik [B] this is well defined

good night

@enumaris that's real btw, that dude has a website and he is a self taught Ph.D

0celo7

Isn’t that what I wrote

enumaris

05:43

oh my...

how do u

self teach a PhD

good night

i think we need to move on to another question

sorry

enumaris

I mean, you could be a self taught physicist or a self taught mathematician...but how can you be a self taught PhD

Anonymous

@enumaris "Self taught PhD" is an oxymororon.

enumaris

XD

good night

nah have you ever heard of self supervising

0celo7

05:45

oh I’m missing a “the”

Fair enough

Bernardo Meurer

@goodnight Link

good night

context plz

Bernardo Meurer

@goodnight This

good night

search his name idk

i saw it a long time ago

Secret

in Mathematics, 46 mins ago, by Aruka J

it's for a game so the physics aren't going to be real-world here

Pardon my mistake earlier, its not an undergrad problem, although the nature is

good night

05:51

@BernardoMeurer just checked he removed those qualifications

Bernardo Meurer

Lol

good night

you might find screenshots on reddit

from before

enumaris

oh snap, 41 rep...almost can post comments...

-2

Q: photon = graviton?

is it possible that negative mass & energy are the same thing? if so, it yields the following result, E = mc^2 -m = mc^2 -1 = c^2 i = c thus giving a result consistent with the Higgs Field

wat...

good night

[citation needed]

enumaris

i=c -> Higgs field??

good night

05:53

@enumaris are you new to physics se?

enumaris

Mind blown

Indeed I am

good night

because stuff like that is the daily norm

the really bad ones get deleted and only 10k users can see them

or mods

:'(

enumaris

oh... :(

Yesssss I can now comment everywhere

good night

ya I really want to see this one

physics.stackexchange.com/questions/137432/…

one can only dream

question is in the url

enumaris

404 :(

oh

LOL

good night

05:56

well is it possible???

asking for a friend

enumaris

don't know if I should reveal that answer...

Sir Cumference

@enumaris We generally have pretty good questions, but there are bad ones (most of which are funny)

good night

@enumaris mind e-mailing me the instructions?

i need it for my friend's research

Sir Cumference

-12

Q: URGENT! Is this butterfly alive?

I found a butterfly in the road not moving. Is he/she alive? If dead, what can I do? If alive, how to help? One of its wings is broken and no movement. I cannot post in Biology anymore. If you say its off topic, better not call yourself human after.

forces

enumaris

I think I was sworn to secrecy with regards to these matters when I received my cool physicist's badge of membership.

good night

05:59

@SirCumference ded

@enumaris lame and bad

Sir Cumference

@goodnight I just saw that XD

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