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@0celo7 More generic than "Johnson et al. (20XX)"?
If someone is an active researcher, they'd probably publish several papers with others within a single year
rob
rob
@SirCumference If you're active in the field, you probably know the authors of the papers that are most interesting to you. For instance when I saw this question my first thought was "oh, Geoff wrote those nice review papers about that," which was then how I searched for them.
@rob I suppose. But say this arbitrary researcher "Johnson" made a remarkable discovery. Wouldn't it be more clear to refer to the name of the paper instead of the year he made the discovery?
rob
rob
Think about textbooks, where the titles aren't very unique. Looking around my office I have Segre's "Nuclei and Particles," Livesey's "Atomic and Nuclear Physics," and Wong's "Introductory Nuclear Physics." I have two or three books with titles like "quantum mechanics" and two or three books with titles like "electrodynamics."
I can't keep the titles straight, because there's so much overlap in the content, but I can tell the authors apart.
Hey guys is anyone familiar with parts-per notation? I have a table of numbers that are all 10^-5. I want to say "As we can see the differences are only a fews parts in ...." but what is the way to say that? "... a few parts in a hundred thousand"??
rob
rob
@SirCumference For very interesting discoveries, there may not be a concise name for the effect before its discovery. So if Johnson's paper is called "Explanation for such-and-such bizarre effect that occurs under peculiar circumstances," Johnson's colleagues will start calling it "the Johnson effect."
@Rumplestillskin You could do that. I'd convert to parts per million, and say that.
"the differences are only a few tens of ppm"
"the differences are at the $10^{-5}$ level"
00:13
@rob Ah, makes sense
Yeah, I might stick with the differences are at the $10^{-5}$ level.. If it was just one order of magnitude less it would sound more compelling though! :) cheers
"the water film which occurs at high sliding velocities during skiing is usually produced by friction heating, rather than pressure melting."
Interesting...
rob
rob
@SirCumference Consider the LIGO detection papers.
Apart from the first detection ("Observation of Graviational Waves from a Binary Black Hole Merger") the titles are terrible for mnemonic purposes.
Quick: was GW170104 the second detection, or the fourth one? Was is the 20 solar mass pair, or the 50 solar mass pair?
The titles are great for answering the question "what is the big takeaway from this paper in front of me right now." But if you went to look for them, you'd be looking for "LIGO's first detection," "LIGO's third detection," and so on.
00:56
@JohnRennie Made oink oink Schnitzel. Absolutely amazing
 
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02:05
@EmilioPisanty Shared with you :)
Sorry for the delay, was out today
 
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03:58
@0celo7 My Mum usually makes schweineschnitzel or sometimes she'll use chicken. The one meat she rarely uses is veal. Not for moral reasons but because neither of us find veal that great.
@JohnRennie It's been too long since I've had veal
I didn't care for pork as a kid so I was veal all the way
Veal is rather rare in America
and always very expensive
I don't find veal that tasty. And yes it is fracking expensive :-)
@JohnRennie I got tenderloin and cut it into very thin disks. Then I fried it until the crust was dark. Amazing
I did less breading this time so it didn't have any oily taste
I'm getting hungry again :)
My Mum hammers it flat rather than slicing it.
@JohnRennie That is the traditional method, but I am an analyst. I prefer precision.
04:07
Also you might try using flour instead of breadcrumbs. That still has a nice crisp texture but holds less fat.
@JohnRennie I use flour and breadcrumbs.
I forget what it's called, though I can can probably Google it.
@JohnRennie Oh, I've been forgetting to salt them. Ketchup is salty enough.
I'll salt it explicitly next time
Do you cook the schnitzel in butter or oil?
Oil. No way I could get that much butter without people becoming suspicious
And butter is expensive
04:10
I have to say I think butter is essential for the best flavour.
@JohnRennie I might be biased, but what I made tonight was the best I've ever had
It does make a mess though because butter spits when you use it for frying.
Don't oils spit, too ?
I mean, I'd need at least 2 sticks
@HsMjstyMstdn not if you're careful
or isit to do with butter having water content ?
04:11
if you throw small things in it does
You shouldn't need that much butter. You're not deep frying it, you just need a film of butter on the sklillet.
@JohnRennie Hmm.
spits =/= splash ? or am I misunderstanding
@HsMjstyMstdn that's right, and I suspect it is due to the water in the butter.
@JohnRennie I'm planning to make Teriyaki chicken tomorrow. Maybe Sunday I'll try butter.
04:12
Yeah, just googled it. Tops at around 17% water
Gosh you do eat well :-)
@JohnRennie maybe
I was going to have cheese fried in breadcrumbs today
Lol
With some bits and bobs to bulk up the meal e.g. garlic bread
04:13
@JohnRennie Actually I should find a salad
I need to get up early tomorrow to go marketing. Making my weekly hearty soup.
I haven't eaten much green lately
Salads, meh.
@JohnRennie How dare you
:-)
I love veg in cream sauce, or a veg risotto, but not salads.
I never eat anything that caterpillars have crapped on :-)
04:15
lol
This was yesterdays lunch:
Vegetable risotto with green olives.
Any salad that isn't washed properly is no true salad, harumph.
Now that's a nice way to eat veg.
I always preferred pease that were boiled just so over the ones that were mashed.
Why would you mash peas?
Unless you're making mushy peas, which is a truely awesome dish!
04:18
@JohnRennie you really need a better keyboard
Aren't those some pease in your dish ?
@0celo7 It's 5 a.m. and I'm not fully awake yet :-)
@JohnRennie what does the time of day have to do with your $5 keyboard?
@HsMjstyMstdn yes, but they aren't mashed peas ...
get a mechanical one
04:19
@0celo7 do you mind. This is a Dell keyboard.
@JohnRennie it's the one that comes with every Dell
True :-)
Maybe not mashed but certainly broken, humiliated, crushed and defeated... :..(
Actually not true as Dell have switched to chiclet keyboards like everyone else. It's getting hard to find these older Dell keyboards now.
chiclet?
it looks exactly like the standard Dell keyboard
04:21
A chiclet keyboard, or island-style keyboard, is a type of input device for electronic systems such as personal computers, calculators and remote controls that uses keys in the shape of small squares with rounded corners and straight sides, in the style of Chiclets, an American chewing gum brand. A perforated bezel fills the gaps between the keys. The term has changed meaning in recent years. During the first home computer boom of the 1980s, a chiclet keyboard was synonymous with cheap quality and a poor user experience. Nowadays, the term is neutral and refers to low-profile, low-travel keyboards...
huh
I guess my school is behind the times
we only have those like you have
Good, they are much nicer than chiclet keyboards.
mechanical ftw
The keyboard I use is a membrane keyboard not a mechanical one, but it has a nice feel to it all the same.
04:23
In fact, one of the best mechanical keyboard options you can get comes from our very own Jeff Atwood.
Hmm, Corsair ...
@HsMjstyMstdn are those meme keyboards? How is it supposed to work without a wrist rest?
$150!!!!!!! My laptop cost less than that.
04:25
@0celo7 Wrist rests aren't for everyone.
Sometimes, they just get in the way
@JohnRennie mine was similarly priced back in the day
now there's an RGB version that costs what mine cost
@HsMjstyMstdn yikes
There are more expensive ones, @JohnRennie. Those keyboards are okay-ish priced if you're going to be bashing away at something for several hours a day.
I can take mine off and it's awful without it
I guess the option of having one or not having one should be there, but I can't stand having a wrist rest. Kills my wrist AND apm...
I type with my arms off the desk, much as you'd hold your arms when playing the piano, so a wrist rest would be pointless.
04:29
wtf
You must have some really special desks where you come from, or shoulders of steel.
is that for upper body strength training?
No, I've just always typed that way
@JohnRennie is Arnold
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04:30
I thought you looked familiar!
hahahaha
:-) Arnold after a crash diet!
04:55
I need a second coffee. Some days these early mornings are hard.
Ah, the second coffee. I know it well.
Sid
Sid
05:12
@JohnRennie .... What? That's so cheap! My laptop cost me little more than $500
I buy 3-4 year old Dell Latitudes on eBay, and they sell for about £100 - £200 depending on the spec. See this for example.
Laptops have got lighter and with improved battery life in the last three years, but for raw power in many ways things have gone backwards. The 3GHz i7 in the link above is more powerful than the CPU in the vast majority of modern laptops.
Sid
Sid
How can I calm myself down? This thing Is nerve wracking
@Sid this thing ??
Sid
Sid
In a debate competition. Today is the second (and the most important day)
Ah. Good luck!
Sid
Sid
05:22
Well.. Answer??? How am I going to calm down?
Deep, steady breaths and the thought that in a few million years, none of it's going to matter anyway.
Sid
Sid
@HsMjstyMstdn I am not sure I would be alive in a few million years
None of us will
heroin
wow
actually, no. No wow. Not for Ocelo.
05:26
@Sid breathe into a paper bag?
Isn't that supposed to calm you down because the elevated CO2 levels in the bag have a calming effect?
@HsMjstyMstdn what is that supposed to mean?
Sid
Sid
@JohnRennie how do I do that in a room full of 100 people without acting weird
Put the bag over your head then no-one will know who you are
@0celo7 It means I'm now officially your friend
@JohnRennie if I email a random person with a question, should I say that my adivsor suggested I email them?
05:32
@0celo7 I probably would. If you start with xxx suggested I speak to you it at least means you're not some random kook.
rob
rob
@0celo7 Sounds reasonable. "Hello, we haven't met. My advisor Prof. D suggested I write to you and ask about ..."
What's a good subject line? Should it be "Question about local causality neighborhoods", "Definition of local causality neighborhoods", ...?
Anything that looks technical I guess. Anything that distinguishes your e-mail from the numerous e-mails academics get from the pseudoscience brigade.
@JohnRennie not sure if math people get the same spam
and not from .edu addresses
rob
rob
I like "Question about" with a technical phrase afterward --- makes it more obvious that the body of the email won't be "My groundbreaking theory article written in crayon is attached as a virus-filled youtube pdf"
05:43
Superstition by Stevie Wonder is on the radio! Happy days!
06:04
@JohnRennie I sent you what I want to send him
is it ok?
ok time to sleep
bye
Goodnight
06:56
@JohnRennie Are you around?
Morning :-)
Morning John :)
So, quick question, I've been needing to ssh into my machine quite often now
but I still don't have sshd running all the time, because I'm a bit afraid
my passwords are very safe
Is it fine to have sshd always enabled? Can I trust ssh's safety?
In principle sshd is fine.
There was the recent bug in sshd that allowed hacks, but that has been fixed.
Unless another bug emerges you should be fine. You might want to move the SSH port to a non-standard one for extra security. We do that when exposing RDP ports to the Internet.
Alrighty then, I'll just enable it
Hmm, let me investigate how to do that
Could I use 88888?
The port is a 16 bit number
There are restrictions on what ports you're supposed to use, but I can't remember them. Just use a random number between 1024 and 65535.
It might be worth a quick check on serverfault ...
Done :)
New port
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Q: Why change default ssh port?

sheerunI've noticed that a lot of admins change the default ssh port. Is there any rational reason to do so?

Oh, keep it under 1024
Oki, done
Cool
Thanks John!
You don't really need to keep it under 1024
07:06
Well, now it's too late :P
With ports >= 1024 there's a possibility that if a hacker gets onto your server they can hijack your SSH port, but if a hacker gets onto your server you have more problems than they hijacking SSH :-)
The advantage of a high port number is that it makes it impractical for people to port scan for it.
i.e. it's a lot quicker to port scan 1024 ports than to scan 65536 ports!
Hmm
Okay, changed again :P
:: John hurriedly port scans Bernardo's server ::
You don't know my IP :P
Damn, how am I going to get on to my BitCoin miner now? :-)
07:10
Mining bitcoin on this laptop isn't worth it, trust me I've tried
Are you on a college WAN or something like that? Or do you have your own router/firewall?
It does like 2 hashes per second
I'm at home now, so I have my own router
But otherwise I'm at uni, so their WAN
I guess a firewall doesn't help anyway since you don't know what IP addresses you'll be connecting from.
I have a fairly restrictive firewall
Oh, damn, I need to update my firewall
Nice reminder
I mean restricting what client addresses can connect to the SSH port ...
We do that for the servers we manage. The RDP port only accepts connections from our office WAN so random hackers can't even connect.
07:14
That's pretty cool
But yeah, I can't know the IP :/
 
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Anonymous
09:50
How to bookmark a chat conversation?
user84215
By going to the transcript of a message
Anonymous
@MathematicsAminPhysics Thank you
user84215
@Blue You are welcome.
user84215
10:06
The following workshop will be held in the Physics Workshops room (It has nothing to do with the h Bar room): Covariant Electrodynamics in Different Dimensions, at 9:30 GMT on Sunday, October 15, 2017
10:21
@Blue I will add these links - they are not exactly about the question how to bookmark, but maybe the screenshots shown might be helpful: Is it possible to bookmark a conversation in chat, which has messages in two different days? and Take selected parts of a conversation and bookmark it in Chat.
Anonymous
@MartinSleziak Gotcha. Thanks a lot. :) I was able to bookmark the desired conversation
Anonymous
Also, nice to see you in the Physics chat room @MartinSleziak =P
11:31
Anyone online?
@JohnRennie : Be aware that 0celo7 usually only talks about a Russian Arnold :P
 
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13:00
@BernardoMeurer hi?
If I seemed to drop in at that time something was wrong because I wasn't online yesterday evening
13:36
@Qmechanic yikes
13:49
@ACuriousMind Can R^4 be foliated by 3-folds that are not R^3?
Sounds like a generalized Reeb foliation works
Ya it does
@BalarkaSen I want R^4 = R x S. Is S = R^3 the only possibility? Or is this Reeb thing possible
No. Check out Whitehead manifold.
What you're asking is stronger than just asking for a foliation of R^4 by 3-folds, though. But yes, it is possible.
@JohnRennie @rob @Slereah He wrote back saying that it's an interesting question and wants page numbers in BEE!
@BalarkaSen Hmm. Is that manifold diffeomorphic to R^3 modulo a compactum?
It's complement of a compactum in R^3.
13:59
Hmm
Strange that such a thing is contractible
It indeed is
@BalarkaSen This is the danger with reading mathematical physics. Sometimes they are more physical than mathematical and stuff like this can happen.
I think if you force something like simply connected at infinity on $S$ then this shouldn't happen
But don't quote me on that
@BalarkaSen I want $S\setminus K\approx\Bbb R^3\setminus B$
@0celo7 everytime you have to ask an author about something they never remember the proof!
14:13
@Slereah he's not an author of these books
my advisor said he's the friendliest GR guy
Who's the least friendly GR guy
Hawking
I hear he won't even get up to shake your hand
rude!
Anonymous
What does $\int d^3p$ mean ? This notation is confusing. Does it mean the integration of momentum space elements ? Can we write it as $\int 4\pi p^2 dp$ ?
14:17
$\int_{R^3}d\mathbf p$
@Blue only if your integrand is rotationally invariant
Anonymous
@0celo7 What does that mean ? :P
Anonymous
Explain in words please XD
@Blue An integral of a vector variable over $R^3$
Anonymous
So, say we have the $p_x,p_y,p_z$ axes. We are integrating infinitesimal elements in that 3-D space to get the volume (given some constraint) ?
It means that it should only depend on the radius
$p_x^2 + p_y^2 + p_z^2$
Anonymous
14:21
What did you mean by rotationally invariant though?
Anonymous
@Slereah Right. Momentum follows that
@Slereah Huh?
$\int d^3p$ does not imply that stuff is rotationally invariant
@Blue you integrated out the angular variables
you can only do that if the integrand is rotationally invariant
@0celo7 Probably not true for Whitehead
@0celo7 Result! :-)
Anonymous
@0celo7 Which is the angular variable here? And what does a variable being angular mean? Does it refer to the angle it forms with the coordinate axes?
14:24
In the computer science subfield of algorithmic information theory, a Chaitin constant (Chaitin omega number) or halting probability is a real number that, informally speaking, represents the probability that a randomly constructed program will halt. These numbers are formed from a construction due to Gregory Chaitin. Although there are infinitely many halting probabilities, it is common to use the letter Ω to refer to them as if there were only one. Because Ω depends on the program encoding used, it is sometimes called Chaitin's construction instead of Chaitin's constant when not referring to...
One of the most random possible probability, you cannot even compute it in the absence of an oracle!
[Random]
Now imagine a quantum state with a normalisation constant of $\sqrt{\Omega_F}$
@0celo7 There's no integrand in $\int d^3 p$, which is probably the source of confusion
It's $1$
@BalarkaSen Physicists write integrals like $\int d^3p \, f(p)$
Anonymous
To make it clear....$d^3p$ just means $(dp)^3$ ? Or no?
@Blue Do you not know multivariable calculus?
Anonymous
14:28
@0celo7 Not fully
Anonymous
I don't know what the notation $d^3p$ means
it's the measure for a triple integral
$d^3 p$ is a volume element in the 3d space of momentums
if that means nothing to you then learn more calculus
It's $dp_x dp_y dp_z$ to be more precise
@0celo7 Eh, it's a 3-form :3
14:30
@BalarkaSen You take your abstract math elsewhere
In this room we only do measure theoretic calculus
Anonymous
@BalarkaSen Okay, so basically it should be $dp_xdp_ydp_z=(dp)^3$, which people write as $d^3p$. Now, under what condition can we write $dp_xdp_ydp_z=(dp)^3$ ?
Anonymous
Rotational invariance?
@Blue Look, $(dp)^3$ is not a thing
14:31
No. Rotational invariance gives $d^3p = 4\pi p^2dp$
$d^3p$ is by definition $dp_x dp_y dp_z$. There's no arithmetic going on here, it's just notation.
If you knew integration theory this would be trivial
Anonymous
@BalarkaSen Ooo
Anonymous
Okay, now when can we write $dp_xdp_ydp_z$ as $4\pi p^2 dp$ ? What does rotational invariance mean? It looks similar about each axis ?
Please don't write that.
14:33
@BalarkaSen He's a physicist
(Those two are not even equivalent objects, one is a 3-form and the other is a 1-form.)
I TOLD YOU TO STOP THAT
@Blue Say you're looking at $\int f(p) d^3p$
That's $\iiint f(p_x, p_y, p_z) dp_x dp_y dp_z$
Anonymous
@BalarkaSen Yep. Then?
@JohnRennie Do you know the proof that ADM mass is conserved?
14:36
@Blue If $f$ only depended on the distance from origin $(0, 0, 0)$ to a point $(p_x, p_y, p_z)$ in the momentum space, and not on the individual coordinates, you could write $f(p_x, p_y, p_z) = g(\sqrt{p_x^2 + p_y^2 + p_z^2})$.
Anonymous
@BalarkaSen Okay, I can agree
aka $f(|p|)$
(This is the "rotation invariance" everyone is talking about)
Right, @0celo7
@0celo7 No
Chaitin's constant isn't random
14:38
@Slereah check skype
It's 100% definable
I need to send that
Anonymous
I basically wanted to find out $\iiint f(p_x, p_y, p_z) dp_x dp_y dp_z$ such that $p_x^2+p_y^2+p_x^2 \leq 2mE$.
And is semi recursively enumerble
@Blue is $f$ rotationally invariant!!?
is it at least separable in polar coordinates?
Anonymous
14:39
@0celo7 It's just $1$ :P
...
I'm done!
Anonymous
So, in this video (youtube.com/…) the lecturer writes that as $\int_{0}^{\sqrt{2mE}} 4\pi p^2dp$
that is correct
My internet is a bit glitchy
would anyone mind taking a look at this question of mine?
Anonymous
14:41
So my question is, is $dp_xdp_ydp_z=4\pi p^2 dp$ by notation or is there something more to it?
@Blue No, it is not by notation or by anything
It is garbage.
@Blue See page 244 of Federer [sarcasm but if you do it will explain]
@Blue Take this on faith: If $f(\mathbf p)=f(|\mathbf p|)$, then $$\int f(\mathbf p) \, d^3\mathbf p= 4\pi \int |\mathbf p|^2 f(|\mathbf p|) \,d|\mathbf p|$$
For $f\equiv 1$, you get what you want.
Anonymous
@0celo7 I guess I have to take that on faith now. That professor uses it without explaining and even ends up with the correct answer. Lol
Anonymous
(It's around 13 minutes into the video I linked)
You don't have to take it on faith. You have to be patient for 5 minutes instead of referring constantly to whatever video you have that uses it without explaining
So that we can explain it to you
Anonymous
14:46
@BalarkaSen Okay? Well, you said that it's garbage...so I stopped asking
I assumed you knew calculus. Ignore what I said earlier
The thing about differentials is indeed garbage. The correct statement is what 0celo7 wrote above
When you really understand what's going on you can hand wave like I do
In any case, when $f(p) := f(p_x, p_y, p_z)$ can be written as $g(\|\mathbf{p}\|)$, you can do the following
Do a change of variables so you parametrize everything in spherical coordinates
Then $r = \|p\|$ and the other components in spherical coordinates parametrize the sphere of radius $r$ in $\Bbb R^3$
But $f(p)$ is constant on every sphere $p_x^2 + p_y^2 + p_z^2 = r^2$ because it's a function of $r$.
Anonymous
@BalarkaSen Alright so far
Anonymous
14:52
So we are changing the coordinate system from $p_x,p_y,p_z$ to $r,\theta,\phi$
So, explicitly written, $\iiint f(p_x, p_y, p_z) dp_x dp_y dp_z = \iiint f(r) r^2 d\theta d\varphi dr$ where $(r, \theta, \varphi)$ are the spherical coordinates.
you're missing an $r^2$
@0celo7 $4\pi $ comes when integrating $\iint d\theta d\varphi$
Anonymous
@BalarkaSen Is the Jacobian 1?
That's the surface area of the sphere of radius $1$.
Oh, I see. Sorry.
14:53
@BalarkaSen Better.
@BalarkaSen I didn't say anything about $4\pi$.
Anonymous
When converting that to spherical coordinates isn't the Jacobian $r^2\sin(\phi)$ or something?
Yeah I got it. I was doing a different parametrization by scaling the spheres.
@Blue Yeah, he's missing more stuff.
Way to go @BalarkaSen
... Huh, the determinant of the Jacobian is $r^2 \sin(\varphi)$, indeed.
@Blue so if you know that why are you confused about any of this?
Anonymous
14:56
@0celo7 I'm still trying to connect the dots
So the inner integral is $\iint \sin(\varphi) d\theta d\varphi$
Does this give me $4\pi$ when integrating over the sphere of radius $1$?
Anonymous
It's just finding the surface area, isn't it?

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