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@Mostafa Yes?
@BernardoMeurer This guy claims more than half of the Internet is pirate bay. Others claim nearly half of the Internet is porn. That's almost %100.
@Mostafa Lol
@BernardoMeurer Depending what you mean by fight, I was disagreeing (i.e. 'fighting' depending on definition) with you. I'm Northern Irish, therefore you've 'fought' with an Irish :P
I'm pretty sure most porn is piratebay traffic
and what he's referring to is torrent traffic AFAIK
@Mithrandir24601 Oh, I mean bar fight
16:03
@BernardoMeurer Bah!
@Mithrandir24601 We can bar fight if you want
@BernardoMeurer I'd rather have a sword fight to be honest (or staff? They're fun :) )
@Mithrandir24601 I once had a talk in German with a wizard that had a staff in the Flensburg bahnhof
@Mostafa Yes, piratebay's torrents
Otherwise that statement seems like nonsense
16:07
@BernardoMeurer There's sth I don't understand. There are other torrent websites too.
Yes, sure
There are other social networks apart from Facebook
@BernardoMeurer The question is how does The h-Bar's traffic fit into that picture?
The h-Bar's traffic is clearly not pirate bay. Is it considered porn then?
@Mostafa Huh? What?
First of all
The "half the internet is porn" is an urban myth. No one knows how much of the internet is porn (I believe), and I really don't think it's half, it's less
Second of all, "Pirate-bay is half the internet" probably is in respect to bandwith usage, which is really high for file sharing, and relatively low for checking emails and coming on the h-bar and so on
So that doesn't mean half the people on the internet are on TPB
And so on
Good lord I am turning into Zizek ending my sentences with "and so on"
I would bet half the internet is pirated media
@BernardoMeurer so do you understand Fubini now or what?
@0celouvskyopoulo7 Monday
I needed a couple days of break
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16:20
May 18 at 18:36, by 0celouvskyopoulo7
@Shashaank I am a big JEE hater.
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Me too. I've just found out that a former schoolmate killed himself on Saturday.
@JohnRennie @dmckee One baby step at a time :P
Hurd already?????
16:21
Ah
> The supported memory size was extended beyond 3GiB.
ROFL
LOLOLOLOL
EVEN MY KERNEL SUPPORTS MORE THAN 3GiB OF RAM YOU GOOF
AND IT DOESN'T EVEN WORK
@Kaumudi.H I'm sorry to hear that. Because of JEE?
HNQ Gem:
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Q: How am I supposed to keep a toilet bowl clean without a toilet brush?

problemofficerI am used to cleaning the toilet bowl with a toilet brush after use. In several hotels that I stayed in Asia there was none. I don't suppose they expect me to call the room service every time I use the bathroom. How am I supposed to remove faeces without a toilet brush? I wouldn't like to find ...

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@0celouvskyopoulo7 Thanks. Yes. Couldn't cope with the pressure.
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UGH. F*k JEE to the scorching depths of hell.
16:23
@Kaumudi.H Holy fuck, that's hardcore. I'm sorry to hear ir
And the top answer is:
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A: How am I supposed to keep a toilet bowl clean without a toilet brush?

jpatokalYou're not supposed to do anything. Cleaning the toilet is housekeeping's job, and in better hotels in Asia it's common to have several visits per day: once in the late morning and once more around dinnertime (turndown).

How nice!
@BernardoMeurer my (implicit) intention was to say this stats are wrong ;)
Sid
Sid
Err... is it normal to use such swear-words here?
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@BernardoMeurer Me too.
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@Sid When it is in response to the death of a 17 y/o, yes.
Oct 9 '15 at 22:25, by ACuriousMind
Whoever it is, please stop flagging every instance of "fuck" in this room. Unless used as an insult, this is not a phrase worth flagging.
And Robokaren produces one more gem:
Seeing each other's poop is what true love is all about. — RoboKaren yesterday
HNQs never fail to amaze me!!
Sid
Sid
@Kaumudi.H I am sorry to hear about it. Hope his family recover soon.
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Same here. Ugh, I haven't even been able to find his name yet. He may even have been my friend ffs.
16:29
@Kaumudi.H I think @0celouvskyopoulo7 totally empathizes with about that ...he got suspended over that for a month
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Yeah, I know...
@JaimeGallego
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Anyway, sorry to have brought on this sombre mood. Just wanted to let you guys know the extent of the burning pile of poo that is JEE.
Sid
Sid
there is always a relevant xkcd for everything..
@Sid We do not flag for fuck
16:30
@Sid Yep
@Kaumudi.H It's mainly the mindsets of the parents who thinks life's just medicine or engineering...... it needs to be changed
and the hype surrounding money
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My parents are pretty amazing and even I have considered suicide to end the pain. It's mostly all the pressure to make it.
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Anyhoo.
how did you deal with it?
@BernardoMeurer Proof that Hurd is not developed by humans, but by Morlocks.
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16:33
@PhyMan Coldplay, Nerdfighteria, stuff like this etc.
@Kaumudi.H Do you need to get help?
@Kaumudi.H Can you tell these to JEE top 10 ranks?
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@0celouvskyopoulo7 No, I am OK now, thank you :-)
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@Mostafa Which?
My favorite way to deal with suicidal thoughts is to realize we are already dead.
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16:33
@BalarkaSen rofl x'D
It even becomes a point of pride at one point.
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@PhyMan The thing is our parents have faced lack of money in the past. They don't want the children to go through that. Hence, the hype about money.
Also, we are a poor country. So, the hype gets amplified more.
@Kaumudi.H, I'm so sorry.
@Kaumudi.H In such systems, the top %0.1 win and the other %99.9 are bound to lose
@Sid yeah, but the unescessary hype of 1 crore pa packages are really unessecary.....
and it's just one of the many factors
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16:36
@heather Thank you.
@BalarkaSen I wish you lived near me sometimes, lol
JEE is a sacred thing in this chat though
We'd better no talk ill of it
High praise from the man himself, @Bernardo. I'll take it.
It's like @blue 's car or something
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@BalarkaSen It is only one, yeah. I mean, I was never really worried about the money; the pressure to figure out what the heck to do for the rest of ur life and score super well to get into the one amazing institution that equips u for just that is...unimaginable when you're 16 and your hormones are already screwing with you.
16:38
@Kaumudi.H My heart goes out to the family. I am so sorry.
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Yeah, mine does too. Thank you.
Sid
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@0celouvskyopoulo7 Not sure, anyone likes JEE anymore. :P
How many PDE classes are there
@Slereah classes?
There's hyperbolic, parabolic, elliptic, ultrahyperbolic
Are there any other
16:39
@Slereah 3?
@Slereah 9
Nonagon Infinity
@Sid I don't have anything against jee, you can't expect india to follow the US-like system........ Just imagine the scandals that could happen....
@Slereah once you get highly nonlinear ones that breaks down
I mean for linear second order ones
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@PhyMan True. I don't disagree at all.
16:40
@Kaumudi I understand. I figure every teen goes through it in some way or another. My way to deal with it was just nonstandard; it did involve doing a lot of what I like to do - math, philosophical novels, movies, whatever. (also, did you mean to ping someone else?)
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@BalarkaSen Damn, sorry, I did mean to ping Sid, not you :-P
:P It's ok.
Oh man
the more I write the more complications I think of
@BalarkaSen Do you like Poetry?
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@BalarkaSen Ah, I see. I wasn't allowed to do anything I actually liked tho, what with all the classes so.
16:41
There's that weird thing with Rarita Schwinger fields
Where's it's hyperbolic in one frame but not in another
@BernardoM I like pOeTrY. That means the most mucked up ones.
@BalarkaSen Heh, nice, I've been growing quite fond of reading poetry
It's a nice medium of expression, yeah
What are you reading?
then hyperbolic, elliptic, parabolic
anything else is just a subdivision of those
I finished the complete works of a famous Brazilian poet called Leminsky, and now I'm starting Pablo Neruda's 100 Love Sonnets
16:43
you could have something where the principal symbol changes from positive definite to hyperbolic
idk
there's lots of strange PDE you could write down
Sid
Sid
Does anyone know why my laptop doesn't get charged when there is a power disruption?
Wanted to get T.S. Eliot's Waste Land too
@Kaumudi Yeah, that's rough. I guess I started thinking about a lot of things on the back of my head to get out of that.
@Sid Define power disruption
Sid
Sid
Like if power is out and then comes back on, my laptop doesn't get charged even if it is plugged in
16:44
@Sid Energy conservation.
@Bernardo Oh man, I should read Neruda at one point.
TS Eliot is a genius.
The Waste Land is an absolute classic of the modernist lit/poetry
@BalarkaSen Seriously, is there anybody here who is not depressed (at least to some extent)?
@BalarkaSen His love sonnets are absolutely amazing, that man truly gets it
Yeah, A friend also told me to read Robert Frost
@Mostafa Oh, I am not depressed. I bask in the glory of death :P
Sid
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Robert Frost is a legend
16:46
Frost is very good.
@Mostafa That would be me...... I just enjoy life and do what i like
Yeah, once I finish Neruda I will get Frost and Eliot
I don't know the kind of things you like. From the classical age I can recommend (other than the already known Romaticists) William Blake.
then maybe Bukowski but I have some prejudice against him
Do you read any pomo shit?
16:47
I haven't read anything like that yet
Try Howl, by Allen Ginsberg. Absolutely great.
Can we not talk about porno?
Jesus Christ you two
@0celo Learn to read.
duuude
that's an m not an r and an n
16:48
That's just bad kerning
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x'D
keming* :)
@0celouvskyopoulo7 I thought my glasses were'nt working........ tried to zoooom in a lot
Although porno and Howl might be closer to each other than you'd imagine
16:49
gross
it got through several obscenity trials lol
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Why is there porno-thing here? Isn't this Physics.SE?
@BalarkaSen This reminds me, I recently translated one of my favorite poems to English, check it out: gist.github.com/bemeurer/f430f93bd5c4423b89127a096f1b2f8e
@Sid again, it's 'PO-M-O' not 'POR-N-O'
No, it's PoMo
16:51
what is a pomo?
post-modern
@Bernardo Looking.
Pomo analysis is a great book
@Slereah oh and don't forget equations of the form $$g^{\mu\nu}\partial_\mu\partial_\nu u +F(u,\partial u)=\int k(u)f\, dp$$
mixed integro-partial differential equations
@Kaumudi.H Sadly, it's not just JEE that's like that in terms of the pressure it puts on people :( It's horrific :( I hope everyone's doing as well as they can in the circumstances
@0celouvskyopoulo7 hopefully I won't have to
it's important for cosmology because the Vlasov EMT is an integral
16:56
Although I guess that this would occur in semiclassical gravity stuff
@BernardoM That's a nice poetry!
Who's it by?
(Conservatives don't really read) runs
He's a somewhat famous Brazilian poet
@0celouvskyopoulo7 Indigenous name
17:01
I see. Interesting.
Brazilian names are so strange
Sid
Sid
@bolbteppa I don't understand that. Were you taking a light jab at someone?
@BalarkaSen Almost bought his complete works yesterday
obe is alive
if anyone wants to say something to him, speak now
I talked to him not-so-long ago
17:05
obe: Did your roommate turn out to be a serial killer or a psychopath as we expected?
I asked him
"no lmao"
breaks my heart
I mean, I am happy for him.
"he always slept before me and woke up after me."
"and was luckily really harmless xd"
"I even went to iceland with him a few days after i said that"
"and we're best friends now lol"
@Slereah Oh god, the Einstein-Boltzmann equation
17:10
what aboot it
can't escape Boltzmann
Obe wants to know if he should come back to the chat
that decision is between him and Jesus
@0celouvskyopoulo7 obe should definitely come back =)
He's certainly welcome to go back here. It's him who should make the final decision after all.
Come back or don't, either way you're going to regret for corresponding reasons.
17:15
@Slereah amen brother
@BalarkaSen "Let $W$ be the external tensor product of $V$ and $V^*$ over $M\times M$"
What is that supposed to be
$V$ is a vector bundle
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@0celouvskyopoulo7 He he. Welcome back! :D
@0celouvskyopoulo7 that's a bitensor
I forgot what the external tensor product means
glad to be of no help
looks at nLab
Christ
@ACuriousMind haaaalp
The external tensor product constitutes a tensor product on the total category Mod of the given Grothendieck fibration; and with respect to this it is a monoidal fibration.
easily done
17:25
I'm an analyst, what the hell does that mean?
hell if I know
I do topology, I'm worse than you
"For two tensor bundles $VM$, $WM$ with the same base manifold, $VM \boxtimes WM$ is the exterior tensor product, defined by the vector bundle with typical fiber $V \otimes W$ over the base manifold $M \times M$."
@Slereah Makes sense
Ok, I have to stop procrastinating now that I have wasted all my day doing nothing.
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I want to have things of the form $\phi(x)\otimes \phi^*(y)$
17:26
If u want more detail Moretti explains bitensors a bit in one of his papers
Nah, I believe it.
One needs that formalism to show that $\mathrm{tr}e^{-tP}=\sum e^{-t\lambda_n}$
I'm guessing the topology of the exterior product is the product topology
yeah who knows what the VB charts are supposed to be
17:43
There's a few guys in spacetime topology that you hear about once in a while but they're so old that you basically never do
Like Carter and Markus
they were doing it in the 50's and early 60's
17:57
@Slereah there are hundreds of mathematicians out there working on geometry
they can't all publish 30 papers on the same topic
yeah but they still published a bunch on the topic
Although it's true
When you look at most people that publish weird GR papers
Usually that's just a small part of their output
unless you're Geroch, Hawking, Yvonne
Most weird GR paper people work in astrophysics or cosmology
and modern GR is not spacetime topology
yeah
Most of the time it's all papers about features of the CMB or something
17:59
it's the Cauchy problem and related things
Penrose inequalities
Gravitational waves and whatnot
minimal surfaces
I am talking about math GR
Even that is a pretty small part
I wonder what the largest field of math is
outside of numerics
Accounting
It's all about counting money
If you want money just go into stochastic analysis
then you can do financial math
18:04
That does sound nice
Help the GDP
You can do PATH INTEGRALS of finances
I went to the financial math SE once
A fun read
You could see threads like "Is the assumption of infinite money valid"
Apparently that is a common assumption in finances
I guess it's easier to work on $\Bbb R$
Quantum economics is an emerging research field which applies methods and ideas from quantum physics to the field of economics. It is motivated by the belief that economic processes such as financial transactions have much in common with quantum processes. It draws on techniques from the related areas of quantum finance and quantum cognition, and can be viewed as a sub-field of what Alexander Wendt and others have called "quantum social science". == History == An early proponent of this approach was the Pakistani mathematician Asghar Qadir. In his 1978 paper Quantum Economics, he argued that the...
"quantum economics" is just fancy talk for "it's economics with stochastic process"
which also occur in QM
Except of course in QM it's a complex path integral
The better analogy would be statistical mechanics
But stat mech economics isn't as punchy
If that's the case, I just feel dissapointed with economists right now
Who could have guessed that economics was boring all along
18:28
I'm not 100% sure what the economics equivalent of a Feynman diagram is
Does the economy scatter
loll
maybe if some CEO dies
I should check put what the stochastic esuation is for economics
I'm sure there are many
why don't you check that ridiculous book of yours
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black–Scholes_model
That seems to be the basic one
are you on your phone?
The Black–Scholes formula calculates the price of European put and call options.
lol, just european?
i am
From the PDE it's not quite like the Schrodinger equation
The principal part is $x^2 \Delta \psi$
it's a singular PDE
what is $S$ supposed to be
Money???
Maybe it's supposed to be a dollar sign
lol
at 0 money the PDE is fucked
18:40
Just like in real life
S is price of a stock, V is price of a derivative
what's a derivative?
I'm guessing the analogy with QM would be that the trajectory of a particle is ~ the evolution of stock price with time
And that somewhat the price of derivatives is the wavefunction
I would take a mathematical finance class
of course basic calculus might qualify as math to those people
18:46
That is the most GDP
Depends on the level of the class I guess
How does one measure market price
Can you measure it with market momentum
"en(x) depends functorially on a finite number of jets of the symbol p(x, ξ)."
not worth it
maybe I should do financial math
there's probably no jets and functors
It's all about Wiener processes and martingales
there's that book about stochastic calculus on manifolds I would like to read
I don't know shit about martingales though
Finances in curved spacetime
@0celouvskyopoulo7 A derivative is called that way because it is derived from a real commodity or some other asset. Instead of buying and selling gold, for instance, you are buying some contract that benefits or harms you depending on how gold performs on the stock itself in the future. You're betting on the bets, basically.
So it's just money juggling, like the rest of finance.
19:00
$$\sup_{\bar p\in\Bbb R^n}\sup_{\xi\in\mathcal C_{n,\mathbf a}}\langle\bar p\rangle^{|\gamma|-1}|(\partial_\xi^\alpha \partial_\zeta^\beta\partial^\gamma_{\bar p}\varphi)(\xi,\zeta,\bar p)|_X\le h_{\mathrm a,\alpha,\beta,\gamma}(|\zeta|)$$
perfectly intuitive...
Derivatives are big big money
@JaimeGallego I have some money
How do I invest
@0celouvskyopoulo7 Give it to me, best investment you'll ever make
19:09
57.9 bn world GDP?
Seems a bit small, unless it's billion as in $10^12$
It seems like a long-scale billion, yes
I think you mean a normal scale billion
Bloody brits can't use numbers like everyone else
That's a big bubble
@Slereah Thousandmillionaires doesn't quite have the same ring to it
19:14
The word is milliardaire
That's even worse
That's the correct word
Quite small. There are many countries with GDP > 57.9 bn USD
Bill Gates had more money than that
Probably still does
(Not all that wealth is real wealth: most is distributed among options, company stocks, etc. Still not a comforting thought.)
@BernardoMeurer how much do you need?
@0celouvskyopoulo7 Ten thousand US Trumps
@BernardoMeurer I have that
where do you want it?
19:22
Jeez
Not in my brazilian bank account because I will get caught by the BR IRS and killed
@JaimeGallego Lol. Misleading title. Should be "eight people work harder than half of the world combined."
When I move to the US
@0celouvskyopoulo7 Um...
I try to not be a neckbeard and do my work outside, and it's windy af
God dammit
@JaimeGallego ?
One thing I don't really understood about stock markets is why they will allow their money to be placed in basically a probabilistic pool of money that can vanish in any minute
19:28
@0celouvskyopoulo7 That assertion is, at the very least, quite controversial. These are the kind of things that mods don't like, so let's not go through that path again, please.
The return can be very high @secret
but is it worth it in the long term? They are basically gambling the entire economic system, at the cost of the worker's money and effort in the society
It's worth it for quite a few yeah. Of course, that means proper research being done before you invest
At the cost of worker's money? How?
Well think about it, ultimately, where do all the funds came from that drive the economic system and thus the stock market and the various financial schemes going, it has to come from somewhere? The recent discussions about how robots will be increasing unemployment also seemed to make the situation worse
I mean, normally, if you can increase production without employing much human labor, then everyone should benefit (because more time is free up to pursue other things instead of working nonstop), yet it seems the wealth and the welfare become more concentrated on the 1% richest people, and not much is changed for the poor and the middle class
19:34
Ok yes. Well, the stock market is just another way of investing your money, just like putting it in a bank account is. Just that it's very different. It's attractive because they (can) offer way higher returns than a measly interest on a bank account
Actually, I might need to revise my economics and finance a bit, cause I am not sure if relatively safe investments like bank accounts actually has nonzero risk of losing stuff (modulo the bank actually gone bankrupt)
The wealth being concentrated among few people has more to do with the system of economics and governance being followed in a country
I see, for that, I think I am not knowledgable enough to make a comment about it
As far as I know, bank accounts are generally safe investments. But like I said, their interests are not high.
19:50
@Slereah Does it make sense to have a $C^k$ metric on a $C^k$ manifold or does the manifold have to be $C^{k+1}$?
the tangent functor is $C^{k+1}\to C^k$ after all

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