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06:00
PHP? No, not at all
It's barely a programming language and it's really poorly done
I mean it's fine if you need to do a website
hmm...would you say JS is worth learning for fun?
I know it well, but I'd like to hear your opinion
Well
I have laughed at JS a lot
OK, what's a good/useful language to learn on my spare time?
APL is the best, obviously
If you laugh at Js, it is because you have not done real js
06:02
@SirCumference for fun or for the job prospects?
I bet you have not done real php either
Ahahah
Someone's sour
@JohnRennie Well, I'm not too focused on getting a job, but mainly something I can make use of on my own now
You probably have the knowledge of a baby
programming wise
For example, I use JS all the time to make userscripts
06:03
none of you are coders
@SirCumference C#
I've got a degree in it :^)
I don't care
Doing actual coding, that is
you have baby coding skills
06:03
Not doing websites
I have done real coding stuff
@Slereah ...
Be glad you have a chat to write that on
I don't just code sites and you know what real sites are harder to code than any cs thing youve done
I'd know
because i've done both for companies
Ahahah
My sides
@Slereah i know it is hard to believe bu JS is the hardest language to master
06:05
Few of the people I know who work in the industry would agree that Javascript is a well designed language.
@Cows what
functional programming is hard
it is not a joke
Ahahah
He thinks JS is even close to a functional programming language
you need to know a lot of stuff
@Slereah >_>
06:06
forget C, and assembly bull **\
I don't know what he's on about with "JS is the hardest language to master", but...
promises, prototypes, currying etc
jesus, the hate for JS here is real
Yes, I've programmed in LISP before
I know what a functional language is
programming patterns etc
are you kidding me
when was the last time you wrote some hard core code?
06:07
@JohnRennie Because it only has "var" and "let" (both of which are incredibly similar)?
Last year
I was writing neural networks
well then stay quiet then
@Cows Chill
nenenene js is easy. . . please
@Cows It is a good language for beginners imo
06:07
hehe
@SirCumference JS was originally designed as a quick and easy method of providing extra functionality to web pages, so no great thought was given to its construction.
@SirCumference omg are you high
you must be so old
Wew lad
I'm...18
I'm having quite a giggle
06:08
people like you hailed the oop because it solved the diamond problem
this is 2017
make no mistake about it
I never cared much for OOP
Everyone was taken by surprise by the extraordinary growth of the web and the use of JS, and it (and the DOM) have grown in a rather uncontrolled way. Hence the mess it's in.
I mean it has its use
Dude are you gonna support your claim that it's a difficult language?
But I never cared for using it for everything like some people
06:09
yes
Was it your first?
@SirCumference it is the string theory coding
That makes a difference
I learne C, C++, Java, and then I went pro.
I learned LAMP
@Cows C is lame
06:10
them MEAN
then MEARN
C is alright
It's fine for programming close to the machine
None of that garbage collection or whatever else
@Cows I'm beginning to wonder if you are deliberately provoking the other chat members for your own amusement. If so please stop.
A poor tactic, I would say
no I am a Full stack web dev
Pretending to be dumb is not the best method of trolling
06:11
@Kaumudi.H morning :-)
I am serious as a heart attack
@Kaumudi.H Howdy :)
@Cows you are a few more posts away from a suspension. Take note.
@Cows That's...screwed up
Cool it guys.
06:12
@JohnRennie I am sorry, quite passionate about code
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Morning, folks! :-)
programming convos can be heated
The best language is obviously INTERCAL
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Reporting to you from God's own country.
@Cows all of us have our interests, that we are passionate about, and that's a good thing. But it isn't a reason to pick a fight.
@Kaumudi.H you're in England!!!
06:14
Well yes, India is part of Her Majesty's Domain
@Slereah HQ9+ is best language
@Slereah erm ... :-)
The best language is the one I wrote
@Slereah nice! :D
@Slereah I'd like to know your inspiration
06:16
Although I still would like to implement that one, someday
@Kaumudi.H God's own country with a slightly intermittent internet connection?:-)
@SirCumference the inspirations are literaly in the first line
Wow
I am illoiterate
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@JohnRennie Yes. I was just trying to set up my mum's hotspot :-)
How do I convince someone about the usefulness of hyperbolic functions to solve integrals?
06:18
Find an integral with a solution that's a hyperbolic function
@Slereah all together programming in general is fun. We can all agree on that :P
Programming's fairly boring
But I need to eat
@Slereah need an example
in JEE Preparation, 46 mins ago, by Kunal Pawar
@Yashas What'd be the relevant portion of hyperbolic functions we'll need to simplify integrals?
Not much money to be made writing about non-Hausdorff manifolds
@Slereah I do it to eat too.
I use php artisan to make sites lol
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06:20
Balmy day, here. So much more greenery!
@Kaumudi.H Cooler than Chennai?
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@Sir: Dude, are u still writing them exams?
@Kaumudi.H Well now I'm studying
Imma pull out the book :)
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@JohnRennie Only by a bit.
@Slereah have you directly used some of your manifold knowledge in code at some point?
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06:21
@SirCumference Wokay!
Not in the slightest
The most math I've ever used for coding was probably when I was doing some machine learning
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@JohnR: BTW, the situation with the hotness of my laptop is escalating.
It involved DERIVATIVES and PROBABILITIES
@Kaumudi.H I would guess that the cooling fan has failed.
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Gimme a minute, I will try to clean the fan again.
06:22
And MATRICES
that's about the maximal amount of math coding requires
@Kaumudi.H Let me dig out my laptop to remind myself how the diagnostics work.
yeah there some math in ml, especially if you have to write your own algorithm and not use a library
I used to code matrix algebra, but now I just use BLAS libraries
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Gosh, when I put my nose next to the fan, it smells like something is burning inside.
One of the things I have tried to do in my spare time is write some npm packages for ml, but I usually stop short, and read physics instead
I hope you're not writing machine learning in JS
It's slow enough as it is in C!
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06:25
...no amount of cleaning is doing the trick :-(
I know it is pretty slow
@Kaumudi.H Is now a good time to try running the diagnostic tests?
what is the fastest language? lol C I though C was pretty good. People typically prototype in python, and then write in C or Julia lol
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@JohnRennie How much time dyou reckon that'll take?
10 minutes or so
06:28
@Kaumudi.H you have exam?
Well writing directly in assembly would be the fastest :p
but that is rarely necessary
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Ah, hmm. Never mind, then. We'll do it in two days.
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@Fawad Yep. KEAM.
or wise
Compilers are pretty good these days
omg assembly is the fastest, but what I think people do is that they write the math in assembly but then the rest in C, i think
06:29
@Kaumudi.H OK. You might want to restrict how long you use the laptop for to prevent it getting excessively hot and being damaged.
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Wokay. I'll switch it off in a few, then...
@Cows I doubt hand assembler would provide much gain over a modern compiler.
I've got a friend who still does programming for the Amstrad CPC
He has to code everything in assembler
yeah they are pretty good
it's fairly hard to write a program that will hold entirely on a CPC tape
can't use none of those fancy modern languages, that's too much overhead!
06:36
Well I enjoyed this conversation. I will be heading to bed now :^)
It's 11:36 pm here
Hullo @JohnR o/
@ACuriousMind Aw, come on! It's for my love of (German) History :3
@paracetamol Morning
@JohnRennie So...um... what's for breakfast?
Fruits? :3
Cereal and coffee - very boring.
06:50
-2
A: Why does a magnet loose magnetic strength when heated?

Larry W TannerThe Creator created an object that would divide and recombine as its nature. The structure of each part was such that it would rupture and repulse its other half creating a negative charge on one end and a positive charge on the other end.When the different charged ends would be attracted to ea...

VLQ or NAA or none?
@JohnRennie I don't find that boring :3 (But that would depend on what kind of cereal...and the coffee too ._.)
@paracetamol ":3" means?
@JohnR Just curious, do you cook (hobby)? If so, any idea how I can store fresh mint, coriander and parsley for extended periods of time (from a a couple of weeks to a month)?
Freeze them.
06:54
@0celouvsky does O'neill prove Stoke's theorem at all?
@JohnRennie ...Bu...but...I want them tender when I'm about to use them! :O
@paracetamol There is a cooking stack exchange, and that's pretty good for any questions about food.
Mama mia
@JohnRennie I know, I'm already on it ;)
But I'm a rookie there ._.
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Q: When, if ever, are dried herbs preferable to fresh herbs?

user73Sometimes I see a recipe call for dried herbs. If I have access to fresh herbs, should I go fresh instead? Is there any benefit in using dried herbs with some recipes?

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Q: How to Store Fresh Herbs

ZaphoidWhat is the best way to store fresh herbs like parsley or cilantro? I find I have about the same luck with them whether they are left in a plastic bag or I put them in a cup of water.

@paracetamol Freezing preserves the flavour, but the texture suffers as they go mushy when thawed. That doesn't matter if you're only using the herbs for their flavour and not as a garnish.
06:56
^ Doesn't deal with mint+parsley+coriander :(
Drying removes most of the flavour.
@JohnRennie Hmm...well, I am going for the flavour (I rarely use 'em as garnish)
@paracetamol then freezing is the perfect solution. Add them to the dish directly from the freezer - no ned to thaw.
@JohnRennie Eh? I thought drying concentrates (and alters) the flavour. O_o
@JohnRennie That sounds good to me ^_^
@JohnRennie Wait...so you do cook! ;D
@paracetamol most flavours are terpenes, or terpene derived, and they are volatile to some extent. When you dry herbs the flavour evaporates away along with the water. Dry herbs are a poor shadow of the fresh (or frozen) herb.
07:00
@JohnRennie That sounds... counter-intuitive. Plus, I wasn't aware that "most flavours" are terpene derivatives :( Lemme run this through Google though...
@paracetamol: re the question you linked: drying increases the density of the herb since plants are mostly water. So weight for weight the dry herb contains more of the flavour compounds (the ones that haven't evaporated away).
But we don't usually add herbs by weight. We add them by eye.
@JohnRennie True that^ Which also confirms...that you like to do a spot of cooking!
@JohnRennie Whoa! I ran a cursory Google search and apparently you're right! Herb flavour/aroma is due to terpenes!
[Side note: @JohnR You're the RO here, so... is it bad... like really bad, if I ask non-physiky stuff around here? You keep responding positively, and I end up interpreting that as encouragement ._.]
Well, I never said they cannot exist, just that we need to treat them with respect. Concepts that we thought are evil are not always evil in all situations, but the more corrupted it is, the more careful we need to have failsafes before using them

Anything that is capable of social influence is a lot more dangerous than any dangerous chemicals, because the impact can spread for many centuries. Take the idea of patriarchy for example, it does result in quite a lot of supression of the females which is why all the feminist movements break out in order to make the world realise that all pe
Also, someone seems to have hit upon the moth ;)
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A: Moth that resembles a leaf. What species is this?

Imtiaz RaqibIt resembles Pelagodes antiquadraria, which belongs to the moth genus Pelagodes in the family Geometridae. Image Source: FlickRiver

@paracetamol there aren't any rules about what can and can't be discussed. It's a room for physicists to chat, not a room for chat about physics. A quick scan through the chat logs will show all sorts of stuff gets discussed :-)
07:09
^ Yes!! \o/
The only thing to watch for is if concentration on a single topic is beginning to annoy other chat members. If that happens it's polite to back off.
@paracetamol yes, I appear to have acquired some haters :-) Oh well ...
So...can I take advantage of my being "an acquaintance" to ping you for random stuff like this? :3
@JohnRennie But...you didn't post an answer there ;P
It was the Striped Tiger Moth answer they were chewing you out for ;)
Well, the raw dream logs have a lot more, and I have learnt the lesson people get really confused by them, thus upon advice, I cut a lot of them off in the sharing in the chat to make them concise

As for the issue of DailyMail
> In February 2017, the English Wikipedia developed a consensus position rejecting the Daily Mail as being a reliable source for its articles, deeming its reporting to be "generally unreliable".[151][152] Examples of articles where the subject indicated falsehoods in Daily Mail coverage include the articles about the Amanda Knox case, footballers Paul Pogba and Andre
@JohnRennie Sure, that is if someone explicitly says so (since I'm not good at picking up subtle hints). Also, if you think someone's finding it annoying, and that I don't seem to be getting the message, by all means...tell me quickly before I screw further >_<
^ Radial Probability Distribution curves
For me, I also have another way to cut down the use of my adjectives: Using screencaps
07:19
@paracetamol Oops yes.
@paracetamol Yes?
@paracetamol This room is afaik, the only SE room that allow discussion of absolutely any topic (while maths chat have now allow arbitrary discussions, it tends to stay close to the maths theme most of the time)
(No politics though, as they tend to get messy, but that does not stop some of them went through as long it does not cause a flame war)
Why is it that only certain functions (subshells) have a single maximum, while others have multiple maxima? From my High-school chemistry classes, we were taught to picture (for example) the 1s orbital as a spherical-ish sphere, and subsequent s-orbitals as concentric spherical shells. Which led me to believe that the 2s-orbital/function would throw up a zero (probability) where the 1s orbital is located. But according to that graph, that clearly isn't the case ._.
^ What am I missing here?
> 2s-orbital/function would throw up a zero (probability) where the 1s orbital is located
@JohnR Owing to the limited space I have for "single-comments" that question me seema bit...obscure. If so, I'll re-word it over a space of multiple comments ._.
where the 1s orbital is located doesn't make sense. The $1s$ orbital has a non-zero value for every value of $r$ from zero to infinity.
07:24
Hint: Think about what they are before being absolute squared, and you will understand why there are nodes
@JohnRennie Slaps face
...hard
The $2s$ orbital has one value of $r$ at which it is zero, so the two orbitals share non-zero values everywhere excpet for one value of $r$.
OKAY....crap, stupid question....wasn't thinking clearly >_< Now that both of you (@JohnR @Secret) mention it, well...thanks!
NB those are radial distribution functions so they are $|\psi|^2r^2$ not $|\psi|^2$.
@JohnRennie \o/
07:26
Note the extra factor of $r^2$.
Wait...
> $|\psi|^2r^2$
Ponders over that
@JohnRennie Wait, so how does being a radial distribution function account for that factor? O_O
^My books don't seem to mention anything like it ._.
They just go for Psi^2
(Y-axis)
Suppose you consider some infinitesimal volume $dV = dxdydz$ i.e. a cube with sides $dx$, $dy$ and $dz$.
07:29
The the probability of finding the electron inside that cube is $|\pi|^2dV$
Listens attentively
i.e. the probability density $|\psi|^2$ times the volume.
Does that make sense so far?
^ Alright
@JohnRennie Yeah...it does ;)
OK. The radial distribution function shows the probability of finding the electron at a distance $r$
Yep...
07:31
Oh no, non-Hausdorff manifolds do not have unique solutions to the geodesic equation!
@paracetamol So our volume element is a spherical shell from $r$ to $r+dr$, because eveywhere in that spherical shell the electron is at a distance $r$.
@Slereah ಠ_ಠ
I'm finding a few theorems here and there but it's pretty scattered
I have to use all my googling skills
@JohnRennie So far so good :)
But the volume of a spherical shell is given by its area times $dr$. And the area is $4\pi r^2$ i.e. just the area of a sphere.
07:33
Also there is a nice theorem to define the Hausdorff property
So the volume of our spherical shell is $dV = 4\pi r^2 dr$.
@JohnRennie Yeah..
^^ I'm clear so far ^_^
A manifold is Hausdorff if $\forall p, q \in M, \exists f \in C^\infty(M), f(p) \neq f(q)$
The probability of findign the electron in the volume element $dV$ is still $|\psi|^2dV$, but our definition of $dV$ has changed. So the probability is now:
$$ P(r) = |\pis|^2 4 \pi r^2 dr $$
Note we have picked up an extra factor of $r^2$
"Unfortunately a non-Hausdorff manifold $Q$ need not admit any nonconstant $C^1$ functions or one-forms (Wazewski [59]; [34]). "
07:35
@JohnRennie Gimme a second with this...
Gets a pen and a sheet of paper
Damn, that reference is from 1934
I can't find it by googling and it's from a journal called "Mathematica"
I'm gonna need all my google power
@JohnRennie Alright, I'm good...
It happens because as $r$ increases the volume of the spherical shell of thickness $dr$ increases. In effect there are more ways to put the electron at a radius $r$ as $r$ increases.
^ Yeah.
Super attentive
I mention this because you sometimes see graphs of the wavefunction, and you sometimes see graphs of the radial distribution function and it's important to understand the difference.
07:41
@JohnRennie Well, the wave-function curves and the radial prob. distr. curves look pretty different, so I suppose there's no immediate danger of me mixing them up ;P
"A regular, simply connected, one dimensional manifold of class $C^r (r\geq 1)$ (possibly non-Hausdorff) admits a $C^r$ function with nowhere vanishing differential."
^^ But I appreciate the "mention", thanks!
@paracetamol on the other hand generations of students have confused themselves by failing to appreciate the difference :-)
@JohnRennie Maybe I'm just lucky? :3
Anyways, do continue :)
15 mins ago, by paracetamol
> $|\psi|^2r^2$
Tickles @JohnR
Fun fact joke: I can read multiple conversation streams because I am a highly delocalised wavefunction
In particular, most of my posts are nonlocal
07:48
@paracetamol that's it. I don't think there is anything more to say ...
@paracetamol I need help in chemistry. I asked in chat but now I asked on main site. Here it is can you help?
So it turns out the french had a whole paper on non-Hausdorff manifolds all along
Those bloody frenchmen
@JohnRennie Wait... but the power: 2r^2 is accounted for! (Or maybe I missed it)
"Variétés (non séparées) à une dimension et structures feuilletées du plan"
It feels weird reading french math
@paracetamol ??? The volume element $dV = 4 \pi r^2 dr$ i.e. it contains a factor $r^2$. That's where the $r^2$ comes from.
07:52
^ Yes. But you mentioned : $|\psi|^2r^2$ O_o . Did you mean {|psi|^2} x 4 Pi r^2 ?
I left out the constants because they don't affect the shape of the curve.
@Fawad But... why do you want to prove it?
@JohnRennie Ah ...........
@paracetamol recommendig to use chathjax...
@paracetamol i will forget it then :(
^ Oh yeah, @JohnR, you'll have to bear with my lack of experience with MathJax ._.
@Fawad O_O Um... most people don't simply forget Dalton's law...
@Fawad suppose you have $n$ moles of an ideal gas ina volume $V$, then the pressure is $$P = n\frac{RT}{V}$$ Yes?
07:55
@JohnRennie yes
@Fawad I never had to prove it... intuitively it makes plenty of sense to me, and that helps me remember it :/
And when we have a mixture of the ideal gases we get an equation for that for each gas: $$P_i = n_i\frac{RT}{V}$$ The parameters $R$, $T$ and $V$ are the same for all the gases.
And since the gases are ideal their pressures just add so $$P_T = \sum P_i $$
And since $R$, $T$ and $V$ are constants we get: $$ P_T = \frac{RT}{V}\sum n_i = \frac{RT}{V}N $$ where $N$ is the total moles present, $N = n_0 + n_1 +$ etc.
So far so good?
@JohnRennie $$P_i=n_i \dfrac{RT}{V}\dfrac{n_{total}}{n_{total}}⇒P_i=\dfrac{n_i}{n_{total}}\dfrac{n_{to‌​tal}RT}{V}⇒P_i=x_iP_{\text{total}}$$?
$x_i$ is mole fraction of $i$
o_o
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Q: Proof of Dalton's law of partial pressures: What is it?

FawadHow do I prove $${{\displaystyle p_{i}=p_{\text{total}}y_{i}}}$$ where $y_i$ is the mole fraction of the $i^{th}$ component in the total mixture of $n$ components ? Here is what I know Mathematically, the pressure of a mixture of non-reactive gases can be defined as the summation: ${\d...

^ vapour-pressure doesn't seem to be the right tag... so I changed it :3
@paracetamol it was part of Raoult's low :/
08:04
@Fawad yes, that looks fine.
I need to work for a bit. Back in an hour or so.
@JohnR o/
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@Slereah :D
"Exotic Smoothness and Physics"
08:19
"Non-Hausdorff manifolds can be quite wild"
@JohnRennie Your brother? The "Bird-watcher"? ;D
08:52
I think I got jabref working
Let's fill up the bibliography
I only have about... 3000 references to work in
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09:08
@JohnR: Lunch for what's?
@Kaumudi.H haven't decided.
I thought I'd wonder round the shops and see what looked interesting.
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Ah, the usual, then :-)
Email sent to Krasnikov
@Kaumudi.H I'm not at my best today - yesterday's SF meeting is taking its revenge. So I'll probably end up eating something boring but easy to cook.
I hope this address still exists
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09:09
@JohnRennie Ah, OK :-|
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How many people are part of ur club?
@Kaumudi.H A dozen or so.
But the meetings are generally smaller as we rarely get everyone attending.
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Ohh, I see...
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And are u one of the founding fathers of this club? :-P
No. I joined after it had existed for a couple of years.
09:11
Anybody know a stupid dumb example with supermatrices illustrating the gist of them in graded algebras?
I didn't find out about for a long time. I just happened to see a poster for it and came along to see what it was like. And now I've been going for years.
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@JohnRennie Oh, see :-) I tried to start a book club when I was about 9 but failed spectacularly.
I've been in lots of book clubs that have folded. It's rare to find a group who are committed enough to keep the group going.
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The first book we read was an incredibly short one called "500 fantastic facts about mythical beasts". None of the friends near my home (the members) were interested so they all left to cycle around the block after we'd gathered for about 5 minutes :-|
At the moment there are three or four of us who go to every meeting, and we form a nucleus around which the rest of the group aggregates.
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09:14
@JohnRennie Ah, I see :-)
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Ohhhh, yes! It wasn't about mythical beasts alone! It was called "500 fantastic facts" and the first chapter of that book was on mythical beasts.
@Kaumudi.H groups are naturally fragile. It would only take a couple of the core members to move away or lose interest and our group would probably fold. But that's OK because new groups spring up.
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We read a much more recent edition of that book...well, I did anyway.
One of the great things about college is that with so many people of a similar age and interests there is always enough enthusiasm to keep groups going.
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09:17
Yes yes, I s'pose...
The Cambridge SF reading group was huge. We used to get meetings 100 people attending, and we used to get talks from famous authors. Well, famous ish :-)
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Oh, wow! :-)
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Nice!
09:20
BTW, if the cooling fan has failed this is the replacement you'd need. Not hideously expensive.
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Ah, OK. Yeah, no, that's a reasonable price :-)
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GAH, why are young children both annoying af and so so cute?! (My 7 year-old cousin is here)
@Kaumudi.H One of the mysteries of the universe.
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Indeed.
Along with why are elder sisters so annoying :-)
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09:23
-_- No need to go there.
:: John backs away hurriedly ::
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:-) Lunch isn't promising but it's almost 3 so I guess I should eat something anyway.
Presumably -_- is the stare of death. My niece is good at that. I wonder if it's something they teach girls at primary school.
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:-P "stare of death" sounds a bit pompous but certainly, yes, that is one way to put it.
It's the stare that tells you you're going to die if you say another word :-)
I tried directing it onto my niece but she just laughed. Clearly she has developed immunity to it.
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09:29
:-)
Hey @ACuriousMind
mornin'
I think for symbols I shall use $\Bbb R_:$ for the line with two origins and $\Bbb R_Y$ for the splitting real line
"Can a Schwarzschild black hole exert long-range neutrino forces?"
The 60's was indeed a weird time for GR

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