Maid Café (メイド喫茶)

Eric

00:00

@LoganM Probably because they're closer to graduating. I probably won't bother to automate it unless it's a big pain for you, since I don't collect data from A51 so that would take a while to set up.

Logan M

@Eric It doesn't surprise me that much. They're both near 90 days, and the one constraint that I think we can put on the formula right away is that at 90 days it gives the right value.

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

how mecha battles should be:

►

Frosteeze

00:30

#kumquat

Karasu

Frosteeze

I wish i can read that small text :\

Hakase

this?

Frosteeze

How'd you do that? ;o

Hakase

wait don't tell me you don't know

U DONT KNO

Frosteeze

00:32

I'm relatively new to SE chat D:

Logan M

D:

Hakase

Userscript that converts _thumb image links to full size links. Install with Greasemonkey or whatever.
function unthumbnailChildLinks (node) {
    if (node.nodeType !== Node.ELEMENT_NODE)
       return;

    var links = node.getElementsByTagName('a');

    [].forEach.call(links, function (a) {
        if ((/googledrive.com/.test(a.href)) && (/_thumb/.test(a.href)))
           a.href = a.href.replace('_thumb', '');
    });
}

unthumbnailChildLinks(document.body);

var mo = new MutationObserver(function (items) {

quick

@Frosteeze is evreything fine there? Need any assistance with installation?

Logan M

D:

Hakase

@Frosteeze you can go back in time and see all the images again in full resolution here chat.stackexchange.com/users/123344/karasu?tab=recent or in the full chatroom transcript

Does everybody know that Karasu's pictures are always bigger than 300×300 pixels? If not, say something!

8

Logan M

D:

Hakase

00:41

this is a sad day for all of us

Frosteeze

Well I did looked at the google drive folders once and remembered it was like bigger xD

Logan M

D:

Frosteeze

@Hakase Im having some trouble with chrome installation. I know for Firefox you just install greasemonkey add on and then it's done.

I'll figure this out hold on

Hakase

83

Q: Manually adding a Userscript to Google Chrome

Instead of "installing" User-Scripts I found many tutorials on the web to add it manually. All of them told me to do the same steps: Make the directory C:\Users\Blabla\AppData\Local\Google\Chrome\User Data\Default\User Scripts Place a .js file there, which contains the User-Script Start Chrome ...

Sakamoto

0

Q: What anime are these identical looking girls in bikinis from?

What anime is this from could some one please respond that would be nice

anime-production

Logan M

00:50

Better option: switch to IE and use Trixie: trixie.software.informer.com

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@Hakase you could meta this you know~

Hakase

no u

I don't know how to meta

I only know chat

Frosteeze

01:03

Aww shiet it works

@Hakase Thanks :3

Logan M

I'll make a meta post if no one else will.

but have to eat first.

Hakase

@Frosteeze you shout if you need anything else

also don't forget that I'm developing Karasu, so if you have some ideas for chat bot features, let me know

Logan M

I posted some ideas for features.

Hakase

I don't mean that I'll make it all work the next morning or anything ">.>

I have 73 pending changes of my own

Logan M

main feature I want is still this:

Oct 27 at 8:19, by Logan M

Feature request: cuter girls

but that's more my job than yours

Hakase

01:09

could you also remind me what else you had in mind? >.>

I'll specifically mark them as your suggestions this time so I don't forget which is which

Logan M

I forgot a lot of them

Hakase

I remember someone asked about 4 features that were already on my list

Logan M

One was just posting random pseudo-philosophical nonsense in the middle of conversations.

Hakase

yes, that is in the list

Logan M

Also, tagging images, and various functionality associated with that. That's a big one.

Hakase

01:12

yes, I still haven't coded it all together, but the images are stored with tag lists already

they're empty tho

time to sleep for me now

Logan M

Also some way that whenever anyone says #string it checks if string is the name of any food item and if it does equates that with #post.

Hakase

I basically already added all vegetables and fruits to the list of aliases

complex food items on the other hand…

an easy way out is to make any unfamiliar command post a picture

or ask first if that is supposed to post a picture or not

if yes, save it as an alias

if not, bore the user with instructions for using the chat bot

Karasu

Hakase

I'll go get inside my box too

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

01:28

@Hakase need a #hakase function

Frosteeze

01:46

#peaches

Karasu

@Frosteeze Looks like there is no such command.

Frosteeze

huh no plurals

#cabbage

Karasu

Frosteeze

#durian

Karasu

Beta-kun

02:10

Yes, we see the outage. We're investigating.

Tweeted by StackStatus on December 1, 2014 at 1:54 AM

Beta-kun

02:21

We're back up temporarily. Still working on the issue long-term.

Tweeted by StackStatus on December 1, 2014 at 2:12 AM

Sakamoto

02:51

-1

Q: What the anime in the gif

Can you please tell me what is the anime in this Gif ?

identification-request

Logan M

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ Now other users are picking up your bad habits

Give Google sensei a try --- it's from Yoru ga Kuru (Square of the Moon). — Gao Weiwei 58 secs ago

Oshino Shinobu

lol yea, if that continue we will have a lot unanswers question laying around

Logan M

And yet people say that ID requests are bad for % Answered. The statistics don't show them as appreciably worse than average, but if they are, it's surely at least in part due to answers being posted in comments like this.

Frosteeze

03:31

I'm so tempted to just steal the answer

Oshino Shinobu

you can do that

sometimes I answer some question that already has comment like that but only if I know the answer my self

Logan M

Please don't feel guilty about writing an answer. Feel angry that the commentor doesn't even care enough about this site to write an answer in the first place.

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

03:47

@ton.yeung @ton bato.to/comic/_/comics/…

Frosteeze

Can't wait for Brave Frontier anime

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@OshinoShinobu imma gonna delete those then

Frosteeze

Brave Frontier figurines, nendoroids, etc.

@ton.yeung did you get the cyclops unit from the vortex?

Good me neither lol

HoiHoi-san

Did you mean loli?

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

04:02

@ton.yeung get it for your gf or something

@ton.yeung it's not a game it's a manga

you don't have to play the game to read

xD I forgot about that

mirroroftruth

04:22

@nhahtdh just don't ruin her characteristics , thats all

#post

Karasu

Sakamoto

04:59

-2

Q: Request name, please?

can someone tell me the name of the last manga. Look i am not in a notebook, and my ipad isnt working rigt, them please in the Manga Fox app, at the last picture in the Boku wa Imouto ni koi wo suru chapter 55, whats the name of the last manga? i am trying to read it, but i jus cant. The manga w...

identification-request

mirroroftruth

05:34

@Hakase you mean in chat or opening on next tab

Logan M

@mirroroftruth If you've installed the script, clicking the image will bring up the original size rather than the downsized chat version.

mirroroftruth

05:51

@LoganM that one , done already

#post

Karasu

mirroroftruth

@LoganM ^what is written

Logan M

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

06:06

Analysis: お、おつかれさまでしたっ！

mirroroftruth

@LoganM >.>

Logan M

@mirroroftruth It's what you say when Piglett is sleeping on Poo's back.

Sadly there's no good translation into English.

mirroroftruth

oh

but i have not heard and Google translating is just translating.....

Logan M

You can also say it when your face is sufficiently chibified, as in this image or the one above.

mirroroftruth

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ at least in romanji :)

@LoganM google translated as contact, tsu good work , something like that

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

06:15

it's exactly as Logan says, there's no clear cut English equivalent

the pics give a good desciption

Logan M

here's another chibi example

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

Ooh that's a good one

mirroroftruth

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ main problem is i can't read that , if you translate in romaji i could read and some how figure it out

@ton.yeung where

Logan M

lol Google's romaji is terrible there.

mirroroftruth

@ton.yeung that i have done ,not good

are all word in hiragana

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

06:22

I made it bigger and thicker

Logan M

Here's an example using it in context

Only 2 sentences.

mirroroftruth

i mean translate those word in english as they sound so i can read it and remember what is actually trying to say

Logan M

It really depends on the context how to translate it.

mirroroftruth

like こと = koto

Logan M

A bit, but koto can be multiple unrelated words, which is most of the confusion. Here, it's a single set phrase which is used in a wide variety of circumstances to mean completely different things.

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

06:29

how about a video?

►

mirroroftruth

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ that will be fine

at least i can listen how it sound

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@ton.yeung you can't bend?

mirroroftruth

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ how about video clip from anime

Karasu

mirroroftruth

what is wrong

Logan M

06:33

You can buy an おつかれさまでした shirt

amazon.co.jp/…

mirroroftruth

@LoganM its winter and i am not going to buy anything online ,like i could :)

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@mirroroftruth how about a game?

►

mirroroftruth

fine if it say exact word with same meaning :)

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

►

Sakamoto

1

Q: Looking for a specific Manga/Manhwa. Need your help!

It's been bugging me for a few days now.. I cant really remember alot about it but here are the things I kind of remember: I think it was korean setting was old, martial arts was common I think the MC had amnesia liked to climb trees (1st chapter i think) time traveled back to a younger b...

identification-request

Hakase

06:46

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ that does what?

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

►

@ton.yeung ?

mirroroftruth

07:29

#post

Karasu

Sakurai Tomoki

nyanpantsu~~

Frosteeze

07:53

#pantsu

Karasu

Septian Primadewa

!!maids

HoiHoi-san

There are currently 3 maids in the Maid Café chat room: Me, Taisho and Karasu. I can search things, show word definitions and play hangman in my room. Karasu and Taisho post pretty pictures every now and then. One of them sleeps while the other works. Regretfully, Ruri is no longer among us, so she can't play any games with you. We will always remember her

Frosteeze

Wait Karasu is a maid?

Septian Primadewa

taisho?

Frosteeze

07:55

doesn't look like one

I think taisho is another bot

Sakurai Tomoki

Shouldn't Karasu be regarded as a butler instead?

Frosteeze

I'm not even sure what gender Karasu is...hmmm

Yuuki

@HoiHoi-san Well, now I'm tempted to make my own maid.

Sakamoto

08:12

0

Q: Who invented rasegan, Jiraya or Minato?

Was it Minato whom invented rasegan or Jiraya. All I know is that Jiraya taught Naruto rasengan. Who is the original creator?

naruto

Sakurai Tomoki

Lol

HoiHoi-san

Did you mean loli?

Sakurai Tomoki

We answered at almost the same time

Yuuki

@Sakamoto And here I thought some new BS would've come up saying that, I dunno, Madara's nephew's best friend's roommate's grandfather came up with the Rasengan.

He already stole some of Minato's thunder (haha, pun) when he said the Second Hokage was the one who actually invented Hiraishin, IIRC.

Madara Uchiha

09:34

@Yuuki My nephews' best friends' rommates' grandfather did invent the rasengan.

Sakurai Tomoki

You should post that dude

Madara Uchiha

@SakuraiTomoki Spoilers

Sakamoto

0

Q: What are the paintings in the Anti-Angel Headquarters and what do they mean?

Here is a partial list available on Wikia. What do the ever-changing paintings mean and how are they connected to the episode's or the overall plot? For example: An explanation grouped by episode may be the way to go, and I am mostly interested in the paintings on the side wall if inclusion of...

angel-beats

0

Q: Why did Nibutani Shinka changed her hair color?

Why did Nibutani Shinka returned her hair color to light brown after dyeing it black in the first episode of Chu2byou! Ren (2nd season of Chu2byou anime)? Was it explained anywhere?

chuunibyou

Oshino Shinobu

@Sakamoto because it's better that way

Toshinou Kyouko

morning~

Oshino Shinobu

09:45

@ToshinouKyouko o/

Toshinou Kyouko

@OshinoShinobu \o

Sakurai Tomoki

@ToshinouKyouko Ohapantsu~

Toshinou Kyouko

how is everyone~

Oshino Shinobu

@mad y u no answer my mail D:

@ToshinouKyouko genki desu~

Madara Uchiha

@OshinoShinobu I no get your mail

Toshinou Kyouko

09:52

my gifter sent my gift :D ~

Oshino Shinobu

@MadaraUchiha I sent you one here [email protected]

my gifter haven't contact me yet, waiting~ :D

Madara Uchiha

I am an idiot, replied.

Oshino Shinobu

@MadaraUchiha thanks :D

mirroroftruth

10:32

@ToshinouKyouko :D , fast

mirroroftruth

11:00

#post

Karasu

Madara Uchiha

@OshinoShinobu At all?

Not even once?

mirroroftruth

@Karasu nyaaaan

Toshinou Kyouko

@mirroroftruth haven't recievied it yet though

Oshino Shinobu

@MadaraUchiha we exchanged mail a little while ago, my last mail was Nov 12

Madara Uchiha

11:15

@OshinoShinobu I see

I'll check up on him

Oshino Shinobu

thanks, he probably busy with stuff

mirroroftruth

11:40

#tomato

Karasu

mirroroftruth

@Karasu looks like kirisaki , ribbon , hair, eye , but

@Karasu who is she

Karasu

google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=https://googledrive.com/host/… | tineye.com/search?url=https://googledrive.com/host/… | saucenao.com/search.php?url=https://googledrive.com/host/… | iqdb.org/?url=https://googledrive.com/host/…

mirroroftruth

chikotam huh

Hell Butterfly

0

Q: Should we merge the dragon-ball and dragon-ball-gt?

Looking at Should we have separate tags for the Dragon Ball series?, it would seem that there was an overall consencus about the dragon-ball tag being the canonical tag for all of the dragonball franchise. I also noticed that we have dragon-ball-gt which is a separate tag with 12 questions. Do ...

discussion tags

Sakamoto

11:59

1

Q: Do people die if they are killed?

In Fate/Stay Night there's the famous scene in which Shirou speaks to Saber. The scene gained immense popularity across the web, and is usually accompanied by responses like O RLY? and You Don't Say! The question is, does he actually say that? Is that line also written in the Light Novel? Is thi...

fate-stay-night

Hakase

@Sakamoto that's a good existential question

Hell Butterfly

1

Q: Chat has pictures and they are big

Our chat bot maids Taisho and Karasu both post pictures in the Maid Cafe chat room. But not everybody knows (for some reason) that they are actually thumbnails of the original versions stored at the same location. You can see the images linked in this format: https://googledrive.com/host/0B_8...

support chat

Hakase

@MadaraUchiha can you edit my pinned message to link to that meta post?

Yuuki

Whooo, I suck at Smash Bros!

Hakase

Madara Uchiha

12:05

@Hakase Done

Hakase

wait did Maid Cafe get its name only a year ago?

10

Q: 2014 Edition: What should we call our chat room?

Now that we've made it past the one year mark, lets take sometime and consider if we should have a fancier name for our main chatroom. The previous post from over a year ago favored, the generic "Anime and Manga Chat" name as the name. I personally think we should come up with something unique l...

discussion chat

Madara Uchiha

Jan 9 at 22:55, by Mysticial

room topic changed to The Maid Cafe: Serving the Anime/Manga Dream [anime] [discussions] [lolis] [manga] [recommendations] [theories] [vanilla]

Hakase

images appear in my mind like everybody just ate from the ground with their hands before the chat room name was changed

also this:

> meta.anime.stackexchange.com uses an invalid security certificate. The certificate is only valid for the following names: *.stackexchange.com, stackexchange.com, meta.stackexchange.com, stackoverflow.com, *.stackoverflow.com, stackauth.com, sstatic.net, *.sstatic.net, serverfault.com, meta.superuser.com, stackapps.com, openid.stackauth.com, *.meta.stackexchange.com, clc.serverfault.com, meta.serverfault.com, superuser.com

they forgot to add *.*.stackexchange.com

Madara Uchiha

@Hakase They didn't, it's not possible.

That's the main reason why HTTPS is not supported network-wide.

Hakase

I figured so :p

too many specific addresses?

what is it like 2 per site

Madara Uchiha

12:17

The solution would be to change meta.site.se.com to site.meta.se.com

Then you can have *.meta.se.com

Toshinou Kyouko

14:33

boop

Madara Uchiha

beep

JNat

bop

nhahtdh

14:50

I'm still watching Girlfriend (Beta)

>_<

Toshinou Kyouko

@nhahtdh is it any good?

it looked...

not good

nhahtdh

It is boring, but if you like cute girl, then you can watch it

The anime is full of girl by the way

I thought it was a yuri anime at first

Has anyone read Baki the Grappler?

(Welcome to Maid Cafe of the dead. Feel free to start a topic.) ---

spam-flag-pls anime.stackexchange.com/a/15404/1398

Madara Uchiha

15:21

@nhahtdh Burned with Amaterasu.

nhahtdh

Thanks

Toshinou Kyouko

@nhahtdh of the dead :O

Sakamoto

15:46

0

Q: Why are titans killing humans?

Ok, huge spoilers ahead for aot. Does anyone have any ideas or theories about why humans are turning into armored and collosal titans to kill humans, and that too intentionally?

manga-production manga-history

Karasu

16:18

Madara Uchiha

16:43

@ton.yeung No?

@ton.yeung What happened?

mirroroftruth

#post

Karasu

mirroroftruth

this November was romantic , most of the anime i choosed to watch were romance , slice of life

Sakamoto

0

Q: Name this Hentai?

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1325931964 There's credits at the end but i can't read Japanese, Can anybody help me out?

identification-request

nhahtdh

17:04

"彼自身の性格や性情のみならず" - What is this みならず at the end?

or should I parse it as のみならず

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

17:25

@nhahtdh it feels like you're missing a second part

nhahtdh

There is a second part

but it is separated by a comma

Google seems to parse it as のみ (only) なら (become) ず (not)

Sakamoto

18:56

0

Q: Kaskashi's clothing

Does anyone know what the name of the clothes is that Kakashi wears under his grey anbu flack jacket. you know with the mask attached to it. it looks a little like a tank top. if you know the name or if you have a link for a site that sells that please reply!

naruto

Hell Butterfly

19:20

0

Q: Do we have a sandbox for questions?

Some SO sites do have a sandbox for questions (for example Code Golf)... There are some interpretative questions I would like to ask, but since they cannot be answered via Word of God, there is always the chance people will misunderstand and flag/downvote it just by skimming it. So, is there a...

support

Hakase

@HellButterfly wut

Frosteeze

19:40

@HellButterfly I don't see how this would be useful. Might be useful for Code Golf, but not for A&M

Yuuki

22:05

@ton.yeung So my new driver's license came in. And I have a slight ahoge.

Hakase

this slight?

oooh check this fakery out

so I finally decided to figure out what the hell this business terminology means

like for instance what is a "business-incubator"

contrary to all beliefs it's not an alien form of life that makes contracts with aspiring businessfolks and turns them into workaholics

this actually sounds pretty stupid − a platform that helps you to come up with a proper business plan that might interest investors

Hell Butterfly

0

Q: Let's Go Great Anime.SE Gift Exchange! Phase 1! Ship it out!

We're knee deep in Phase 1! By now most of you who have opted into our little holiday gift exchange should have received your matches and gotten in contact with one another! If you haven't gotten in contact to get your Giftee's details, do it now! If you haven't gotten you match for whatever re...

discussion featured community-events

Hakase

I mean how hard is it to come up with a business plan

I don't know

gotta find out

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@Hakase it's quite broad

Hakase

ikr

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

22:14

there's no one size fits all definition

Hakase

there's a lot of talk about "innovation" and "startups" on the national tv but nothing specific has been said yet about what actually goes on in there and what comes out of it

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@ton.yeung ppl are sometime too shy for chat, you gotta give them a little push

Hakase

somewhere somehow there's money to be made, that's for sure, but how?

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

@Hakase I like the buzzword "synergy"

Hakase

@ʞɹɐzǝɹ actually most sources say it's for small businesses

oh yeah I think Russia's been past "synergy" for a few years, now we have "nanotechnology" and "innovation"

I guess it's because I'm not actively researching the subject, that I don't know what exactly this all has brought into the market so far

I mean the stuff that I can actually buy

ʞɹɐzǝɹ

22:18

@Hakase udemy.com/blog/founders-dictionary

Hakase

I've yet to hear a story on the tv that talks about "this specific item you can actually buy now thanks to all this innovative nanotechnology"

Planet Express Delivery

0

Q: かな ending in a sentence where the speaker is not uncertain of something

I've been going through a Japanese script of the popular anime "Fairy Tail" and trying to make sense of the translations in the English subtitles to become familiar with the language. I came across a part(3:40 into the first episode), where a shopkeeper, trying to sell one of the main characters ...