Well, the overall goal of the table is to provide a cayley table for a group of 64 elements. Each cell of the table is just going to be an abstract symbol, so distorting the font isn't too much of an issue, truth be told.
So, is the little excerpt I posted above not enough to constitute a demo? Should I post the whole thing?
Also, if \resizebox is undesirable, what would be an alternative? I'm very much a latex amateur, so I'm just using what google searches and experimentation can lead me to.