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6:01 PM
@JosephWright Right, but that's not advice I'd give to someone so clueless, and having your own version of a major package like beamer is just asking for trouble down the line.
I'm wondering whether someone with MikTeX 2.8 can just update packages to their latest versions (something you can't do with e.g. TL 2010 or 2011).
 
are you guys still discussing the grandmaprotection? :D
 
@Rico Grandmas dont need protection... we need protection from them.
@Rico Them cookies... thats all it takes... a fresh batch of cookies!
 
@LordStryker @LordStryker need cookies like everything does! <Matrix quote waiting to be starred>
ok its not actually a quote :D bit it refers to it :D
 
@Rico good enough for government work ;)
 
@LordStryker I don't know your grandma but she seems to be a really creepy old lady if you need to protect yourself ^^
 
6:08 PM
@Rico That little lady can out-run, out-dance, out-stay-awake, out-do me in almost everything imaginble (she's late 70s, she's really only limited by her routines)
 
@LordStryker good for her, bad for you :D
 
Now I want some darn cookies... grumble grumble
 
6:35 PM
@LordStryker :D :D
 
6:52 PM
404 user not found :D
 
@Rico 404 Bielefeld not found
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@StefanKottwitz someone had to say it :D :D
 
@Rico Is there an english file about that conspiracy?
 
@StefanKottwitz not sure, let me have a look
 
The Bielefeld Conspiracy is a running gag among German Internet users, especially in the German Usenet. It is generally considered a satirical story rather than a hoax or an urban legend. Synopsis The story goes that the city of Bielefeld (population of 323,076 as of 2011) in the German state of North Rhine-Westphalia does not actually exist. Rather, its existence is merely propagated by an entity known only as SIE (in this context THEY or THEM, not the polite form of YOU), which has conspired with authorities to create the illusion of the city’s existence. The theory posits three quest...
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6:57 PM
@PauloCereda I have CapsLock rebound to Ctrl so that wouldn't work for me.
 
awww <3
 
@AndrewStacey sun keyboard?
 
@Rico xmodmap
@AlanMunn I've been to Bielefeld.
 
@AlanMunn I know, Wikipedia agents persist in saying it's a gag, a satirical story. I mean the real X files ...
 
@StefanKottwitz Ok. I'm sure the truth is out there. :)
 
6:59 PM
@AlanMunn: the Brazilian version of Bielefeld would be Acre. :)
 
@AndrewStacey Stop propagating your conspiracies and lies!
 
@AndrewStacey its a nice city =)
 
You too @Rico!
 
@PauloCereda So says Wikipedia. I think it's Analândia.
 
!!/eightball Does Bielefeld, Germany really exist?
 
7:00 PM
@LordStryker I live there ^^
 
@LordStryker Psmith, the TeX bot: The great 8-ball says: youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
@AlanMunn Nah, we have at least one important celebrity born in here. :)
 
Rick Roll'd again... >:(
@StefanKottwitz Because it does not exist ! :)
 
this video is locked by GEMA -.-
 
@PauloCereda But maybe you're a bot.
 
@AlanMunn I'm not talking about me. :P
 
7:01 PM
@LordStryker Bielefeld cannot be rick roll'd. Thanks to GEMA.
 
Looks like Psmith is the unknown brother of Anna :D
 
@Psmith is a troll. I like it.
 
@AlanMunn: Her. :)
And I know her. :)
 
@PauloCereda who is she?
 
@Rico Some hot chick that was a VJ in the Brazilian MTV.
 
7:04 PM
Anyone know Dillie the deer?
 
Oh, grandma is currently the hottest question on the SE network
 
@StefanKottwitz Bravo. Well played.
 
@StefanKottwitz I thinking about buying your book ;)
 
@Rico Why not, it has a great cover :-D
 
@StefanKottwitz cover?
 
7:10 PM
I Googled grandma latex tex and guess what came up at the top?
 
@Rico That's what my grandma said (really) because of the photo on the cover page
 
Seems to be like there is an under-represented market here...
 
@StefanKottwitz :D :D I already have LaTeX - Das Praxisbuch do you think its useful to have both?
 
@Rico My book is in English, if this would mean a difference
 
@StefanKottwitz would be the difference but not a problem ;)
 
7:15 PM
@Rico If you have read a book, no matter if it's better or not, you don't need to read a beginner's guide again, so you don't need it
 
Anyone got Herbert's books?
 
@Rico Perhaps read the first pages at Amazon as addition :-)
 
@StefanKottwitz thank you for this hones advice.
 
@JosephWright I've got some of Herberts
 
@StefanKottwitz I keep meaning to add them to my bookshelf: I assume they are pretty good
 
7:17 PM
@JosephWright At the DANTE 2012 conference he offered me a book for a copy of mine, so I got the PSTricks book (good deal ;-)
 
@StefanKottwitz I would really like to learn something about macros and "highlevel"-LaTeX Stuff. Is there any book you could suggest?
 
@JosephWright If I could read German. :)
 
@Rico It depends on the meaning of high level. If it would mean high abstraction level, it would be a LaTeX book, if it would mean high understanding level, it would be a TeX book
 
@PauloCereda I was thinking of the English translations :-)
 
@JosephWright ooh. :)
 
7:20 PM
@StefanKottwitz i was thinking about all those makeatletter hacks
 
@Rico This means probably TeX, so I would recommend the TeXbook as a nice reading and TeX by Topic, which is also great
both are freely available
 
@Rico It's not a hack, you are simply entering in another scope. :)
 
but you can buy both as real books
 
@PauloCereda at my level of knowledge everything higher than searching and using packages is hacking ^^
 
I concur with @Rico
All of you are a bunch of hackers!
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@StefanKottwitz The source for The TeXbook is freely available: you can't typeset it!
 
!!/eightball Are we hacker?
@PauloCereda Psmith, the TeX bot: The great 8-ball says: it is decidedly so.
 
!!/eightball Is The TeXbook fun?
@PauloCereda Psmith, the TeX bot: The great 8-ball says: concentrate and ask again.
!!/eightball Is the TeXbook fun?
@PauloCereda Psmith, the TeX bot: The great 8-ball says: let's wait for David to finish xor first.
@JosephWright: ^^ It might take a while. :)
 
@Rico Yes (look at the used ones to get it cheaper)
 
7:27 PM
@StefanKottwitz would buy a used one anyway ^^
 
@Rico Such hacking may look difficult, but once you have some knowledge, you could make most yourself: locate the piece in the source, know how to redefine (often a small change) - but it involves @ things, strange looking internal code which is just copied ;-)
 
@StefanKottwitz with a little help of @PauloCereda I tried this: tex.stackexchange.com/questions/94100/…
 
@Rico TeX by Topic, that Stefan mentioned, is included in TeX Live, so you can access it by texdoc texbytopic.
 
@TorbjørnT. thank you, is there any way to look it up with miktex? I could switch to TeXLive though...
 
@Rico I see! That's the straightforward way, copy and modify. Shorter hacks can be done by patchcmd and similar from etoolbox, just patching a small piece of a long macro
 
@Rico I have it, read it some years ago, hardly remember (it's in my other residence so I cannot take it for a brief look for remembering)
 
@DavidCarlisle Could you take a look at tex.stackexchange.com/questions/95059? This is a bug, or at least a slightly-risky assumption, in graphics!
 
@Rico Same should work with MikTeX, if it's installed of course. If you have W7 you can just type texdoc <packagename> in the search field in the start menu. If you have an older version, then perhaps you have to open a command prompt.
 
@StefanKottwitz if i got this right patchcmd/xpatch does the same thing like copy&modify but much shorter
 
7:36 PM
@TorbjørnT. nice!!!!
@StefanKottwitz wow this is a lot to read :D
 
@Rico MikTeX also has mthelp which does the same as texdoc (the latter may be an alias of the former, I don't know).
 
@TorbjørnT. I've got MikTeX 2.9
 
@Rico I meant older version of Windows.
 
@TorbjørnT. Oh, got it =)
 
@Rico I got a MiKTeX shock today, with google trends:
 
7:42 PM
@StefanKottwitz Linux :)
 
@StefanKottwitz wow Oo what about TeXlive? should be the other way round
 
Oh wow, 'Linux' has a similar decay!
 
@Rico Also going down since 2008, at much a lower volume
 
@StefanKottwitz this would mean that LaTeX would also go down
 
7:46 PM
@TorbjørnT. Even better --> google.com/trends/…
 
@LordStryker Indeed better.
 
@Rico I think it does, we just need to ensure that we don't see the fetish trend ;-) such as:
 
@StefanKottwitz thats the problem im trying to solve right now :D
 
Vel, who made the LaTeX templates site, showed this graph to me today, that's why I came to this
 
here is another free latex book =) dickimaw-books.com/latex/novices/novices-report.pdf
 
7:51 PM
@Rico I clicked that after reading 'fetish' and I was disappoint :(
 
@LordStryker The only fetish we are talking about is use of good typographie
 
Some hope, online compilers could help to change the trend - you know, LaTeX on tablets or smart phones, LaTeX without any installation barrier
 
Interestingly, both queries have the same interest spike in Oct. 2012 --> google.com/trends/explore#q=LaTeX%2C%20TeX&cmpt=q
Oh yeah, check out the 'Related Terms'... Also, Germany has the highest 'Latex' interest while the US has the highest 'TeX'
 
@StefanKottwitz since I'm a Spandex.io fanboy I definitely hope so!
 
@Rico What are the benefits of Spandex.io?
 
7:56 PM
@StefanKottwitz real livecollaboration with up to 10 people at the same time, versioncontrol, dropbox integration, versionsnapshots, onthefly compilation
 
Would -1 if I could. This is both funny and accurate, but uses a lot of computer specific terms. OP asked specifically for an explanation for someone who is computer illiterate. — evilcandybag 35 mins ago
Don't you guys love the kind of people we are attracting here? :)
 
@Rico why this name?
 
@StefanKottwitz spandex? i dont know :D i will ask josh later and tell you ;)
 
@StefanKottwitz don't google image spandex, please.
 
@PauloCereda consequence of popularity
 
7:59 PM
@PauloCereda +1 :)
 
@StefanKottwitz Yep. :) The commenter might have a point, but the price for simplicity is inaccuracy. I once told a friend about TeX and friends, and said typography; he didn't know that word. We are all illiterate in at least something and trying to explain something that requires a minimum background is hard. :) At least I made a pie analogy, and even there you can claim there's a lot of people pie-illiterate. :)
 
@DavidCarlisle @PauloCereda ^A hot 'vim trick'
 
8:17 PM
Brace Yourself, with my bachelorthesis many new questions will come!
 
@Rico Bring it on!
 
8:32 PM
"! LaTeX Error: Command \textcurrency unavailable in encoding T1."
any ideas?
 
@Rico You have a poor computer
 
@Rico Try \usepackage[T1]{fontenc}
 
@LordStryker T1 does not work \usepackage[utf8x]{inputenc} did the trick
 
@Rico then its \usepackage[UTF-8]{inputenc}
 
@LordStryker =)
 
8:34 PM
@Rico Google :) But I learned something
 
@LordStryker thinking ... try it, it saves lives ;)
 
@Rico Thinking properly requires prereqs that I do not have :) therefore I Google (or come here)
 
=)
 
keh keh keh
@PeterGrill Just for you a kerning game :-)
 
I love having large LaTeX documents that compile without a hitch
 
@Rico exactly!
@percusse I did it!
 
@LordStryker whats this?
 
@Rico percusse linked to a kerning game
 
@LordStryker Nice!
 
@percusse These aren't easy
 
8:48 PM
@LordStryker link?
 
@LordStryker There is your answer to the grandma question :)
 
@percusse :) I should have jumped in while it was new. I need some points.
 
@LordStryker No worries TeX.SE is known for fast rep charge.
 
@percusse My final score was 76/100 :)
 
@LordStryker wow this is hard
 
8:51 PM
@LordStryker Wow, you can now make Comic Sans look like Garamond.
 
did anyone already saw this:
 
@Rico see what?
 
 
@Rico Ah yes. Its a great marketing tactic IMO
 
@LordStryker hard punishment ^^
 
8:56 PM
@Rico I'd pay up in a heartbeat to get rid of Comic Sans... almost out of impulse
Hi @DavidCarlisle!
 
@LordStryker Hi my router is having an up time of around a minute, so I may not be here long:-)
 
9:13 PM
@DavidCarlisle There is a review about your grandma answer. Could you please check it out?
 
@LordStryker 88/100 :P
 
@Silex Nice! My kerning abilities are as good as my Parkour abilities. :)
 
@AndrewStacey I too have been to Bielefeld. But some notable points should be remarked. (1) I changed train in Hannover and in the ICE to Bielefeld I was the only one in the coach; nobody came to see my ticket. (2) When I left the place, on the train coach where my booked place was there was no other passenger. (3) I met prof. Ringel at the University, but of course he was part of the conspiracy. ;-)
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@egreg you should mention that the university is a spaceship
 
@Rico It reminds one, that's true.
@Rico So are you part of the conspiracy?
!!/eightball Is Bielefeld a conspiracy?
 
9:30 PM
@egreg Psmith, the TeX bot: The great 8-ball says: only egreg knows the answer.
 
@PauloCereda The bot is part of it, undoubtedly
 
!!/eightball does bielefeld exist
 
@bloodworks Psmith, the TeX bot: The great 8-ball says: how about reading source2e?
 
why are the colors this strange?
 
@egreg Search for TU Delft Aula
:)
 
9:32 PM
looks like the fileupload dont like me today ^^
here are 2 pictures of the university: a) as a spaceship asta-bielefeld.de/CMS/fileadmin/user_upload/34/weitere_Themen/…
 
@percusse yes I had a notification but I couldn't see the suggested change?
 
@DavidCarlisle I think it's a hotlink on the image now.
@Rico The top part or the bottom part?
 
@percusse which one?
 
@Rico You can hover over the comments to see the linked ones.
 
@LordStryker woohoo!
 
9:37 PM
@percusse the top part of course :D
 
@percusse Ah I see it now thanks, it's been rejected which is Ok by me.
 
9:57 PM
Does anybody want to comment to the discussion here? I did. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5104762
It's good to keep talking about TeX and LaTeX outside.
 
10:11 PM
Any ideas on what to use after exhausting sub subsub section commands? I still can't believe I have nested this much.
I mean aesthetically...
 
@percusse does it need a number?
 
@Rico No not really
 
@percusse not sure but wouldn't paragraph be the next lower level?
 
@percusse paragraph?
 
@Rico @mafp Technically yes but it doesn't look that good compared to the previous structure.
 
10:14 PM
@percusse picture please =)
 
@percusse You mean the output?
 
@percusse Don't nest too much. However, as @Rico says, after \subsubsection you can use \paragraph and \subparagraph. Five levels under \chapter should be more than sufficient. Or look for an answer of mine where I provide 100 levels. :)
 
@egreg I remember one of my professors saying if you need way more than 3 levels you did something wrong while structuring the document
 
@egreg I really don't know how I managed to nest this much but seems like it's the only way.
Nevermind the boldness.
 
@Rico I saw a document with 14 numbered levels.
 
10:18 PM
The last one is the paragraph
But it needs some make-up.
 
@egreg seriously? who can actually read this
 
@percusse I propose small caps
 
@Rico Nobody, of course. It was some technical specification of I don't remember what.
 
@percusse maybe you could use the description environment ;)
@egreg you could look it up, I'm pretty sure it was section 2.3.2.5.11.43.1.43.32.a
 
@percusse there are some good ideas here: description environment / enumerate with bold titles. Small caps sound good too, or uppercase with even smaller size (variant: normal size, lowercase, smallcaps)
 
10:21 PM
@Rico @mafp MAybe a new environment with small caps might be good
@tohecz Spot on.
 
@percusse "spot on"?
 
@tohecz Bulls-eye?
 
@percusse not better ... :-/
 
@percusse why smallcaps? this would look kinda wierd
 
@tohecz i.e. you are right
 
10:24 PM
@percusse ok, this one I got ;)
 
@Rico Small caps go well with the other structural titles and they look really small in this font so they don't feel like caps at all.
Back to my @-populated .sty jungle. It's becoming scary over there :) Thanks all.
 
@percusse Thanks. Thats is all I need: Another thing to use for procrastination. :-) Surprisingly I got 100% only on the very same thing that bothered me "Abscese":
 
@PeterGrill Well, well. Somebody is not that ignorant about kerning as he claims to be.
 
@percusse I did pretty bad on everything else though..
 
@PeterGrill I got a hundred 3 times, but the all-over score 86 is not satisfactory.
 
10:29 PM
@tohecz Oh I did not not get an overall score. I guess that was 4th one that came up.. Let me see what happens...
 
@PeterGrill oh ok, then you'll make more 100's, the latter ones were easier I'd say
 
@tohecz Nahh only got 67%
 
@PeterGrill try again :p
 
@tohecz Nah gott get back to work. Just read @PauloCereda's awseome gradma answer...
 
@PeterGrill :)
 
10:37 PM
@JosephWright Regexes rule. :)
 
Where's @PauloCereda when we need him? I was going to refer the OP to Psmith. tex.stackexchange.com/questions/95072/…
 
@DavidCarlisle Fantastic answer, thanks.
 
@mafp It might even work with a bit of luck:-)
 
@DavidCarlisle Setting all fonts to \nullfont except in the argument of \dontignore. :P
 
@egreg \frac
 
10:52 PM
@DavidCarlisle You're too picky. :)
 
is it just me or are 40% off all new questions reposts?
 
11:09 PM
@AlanMunn As long as a MiKTeX version is supported all avaialble packages can be updated – the same package resource is used mirror.ctan.org/systems/win32/miktex/tm/packages Also MiKTeX internals are distributed as packages, the only difference is, that MiKTeX 2.8 does of course only download the ones with 2.8 in the name and vice versa. BTW for MT 2.8 the end of support time is near: MiKTeX Releases, but oops, also for 2.9 it is not long anymore …
 
11:34 PM
@percusse What interface are you using to obtain the output in that image?
 
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