Mathematics - 2013-02-20 (page 5 of 6)

Peter Tamaroff

9:00 PM

@Ilya Take that, physics! PEW PEW PEW

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Tobias Kildetoft

@Theorem so you want some property of $G$ such that any abelian subgroup of $G$ is normal?

Matt N.

@Ilya : D

@PeterTamaroff : D

Theorem

@Ilya : then you will need some very different kind of tablet :D his mouth won't perceive it as some volume

Peter Tamaroff

I really need @robjohn !

Ilya

@PeterTamaroff you're not the only one

Matt N.

9:01 PM

This.

Peter Tamaroff

@MattN. What. The. Fuck. Man. ?.

Tobias Kildetoft

@Theorem hmm, I have to go. But certainly Dedekindian groups satisfy that

Matt N.

@PeterTamaroff Now imagine what music sounds like if the drawing is interpreted as notes. Then insert it into a flute --> ear rape.

Theorem

@TobiasKildetoft : well no , if $G$ is abelian(it is weaker than G being cyclic) then its true .

@TobiasKildetoft : i will look at it . i think u got what i meant :D

Matt N.

@PeterTamaroff Actually it's a woman ; )

Peter Tamaroff

9:03 PM

@MattN. You're not hungover. You're still drunk!

Theorem

i thought you didn't , but i will update to you soon @TobiasKildetoft

Matt N.

@PeterTamaroff Possibly : )

Theorem

after looking at dedekindian groups @TobiasKildetoft

Dominic Michaelis

today i don't get upvotes -.-

Theorem

Does drinking help in focusing while doing maths ? :P

Ilya

9:04 PM

@Pete: good point here +1

Charlie

What the....

Theorem

i don't drink , but for the sake of maths i am ready to anything in the world . :D

Matt N.

@Theorem No.

Peter Tamaroff

@Ilya Thanks.

@Theorem Not at all.

Matt N.

I got to go! Be seeing you and nice talkin'!

Theorem

9:06 PM

@MattN. : see ya

btw i am going to start extensive study of functional analysis

from tonight onwards

user19161

@Theorem Which book are you using?

Theorem

@PeterTamaroff : aren't u underage to drink :P

Peter Tamaroff

@Theorem No....

Theorem

@JacobBlack: Folland and some other books

@PeterTamaroff : oh really

user19161

@Theorem Good.

Theorem

9:07 PM

:D

Charlie

:D

Wednesday...hmmm

Theorem

guys i am going to islam community to ask something :P

Charlie

@Theorem okay

user19161

@Theorem What is it?

Theorem

@JacobBlack : i want to know whats there in sharia ? i don't know anything about islam

user19161

9:12 PM

@Theorem Oh, and you think you will get good answers there?

anon

that could be answered with entire books

user19161

If I want to get an answer to something, first I look it up myself.

Charlie

Why read books if you can ask people?!

Theorem

@anon : problem is i don't have much time , i just want to know how people understand sharia . i read some of it .

user19161

@Charlie Because often people don't know much.

Theorem

9:14 PM

my main interest is how people take it .

Charlie

people wrote the books

if someone who doesn't know much write a book.....

user19161

The people who wrote the books are not the ones who hang out online, usually.

user19161

If I ask the people around me what is Buddhism, I am screwed.

Dominic Michaelis

that is the one with the golden fat guy ? (just joking)

Charlie

Paulo Coelho is online

user19161

9:16 PM

@DominicMichaelis Well, depends on your perspective.

Charlie

you cannot judge people without being sure if they know or not

Everyone has something to teach

user19161

@anon I am currently looking for a treatise on anonism.

anon

Disquisitiones Anonismos

user19161

Wow @peter you must have many fans, I have not read the question and it has an upvote already!

Charlie

The Petetes

Dominic Michaelis

9:24 PM

i did expect a bounty to be more usefull

user19161

I had a lecturer called Peter.

user19161

He will pronounce analysis as a-NAH-lysis.

Charlie

@Argon Bunnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Dominic Michaelis

there are worse pronouncations

user19161

By the way, why is that Bartle and Sherbert book so popular?

user19161

9:26 PM

It is terribly expensive and has very little content.

Argon

@Charlie Mariliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Charlie

I already told you to you write a book[

@Argon YAY

user19161

My first exposure to the world of epsilons and deltas was Bartle.

skullpatrol

@JacobBlack Do you write book reviews?

user19161

That is because the book was sold for a few dollars at a fair. Nobody wanted it.

user19161

9:27 PM

@skullpatrol No, I have no account on amazon...

Charlie

was it a math fair?

user19161

It was at a supermarket.

user19161

They sold the books together with things like bananas.

Charlie

WHO GOES TO SUPERMARKETS TO BUY MATH BOOKS?

user19161

I am not joking here.

Argon

9:29 PM

My first calculus book was "Calculus without analytic geometry," by Barry M. Mitchell.

skullpatrol

@Charlie lol

user19161

It's those year end sales where they sell everything together.

Argon

@JacobBlack I wish our stores had that!

Charlie

@skullpatrol Ain't I right?

user19161

By the way, I was at another such supermarket sales when I got my first number theory book, the one by Burton.

skullpatrol

9:30 PM

@Charlie Of course you are right ;-D

user19161

I have given away my copies of Burton and Bartle to some ex-friends.

Charlie

@skullpatrol ;D

user19161

@Charlie Bananas.

Charlie

@JacobBlack makes sense

YAY I'm talking to @argon in 3 different places

...

user19161

@skullpatrol Yes, because they are no longer my friends. That is because I am a weirdo.

skullpatrol

9:33 PM

@JacobBlack We all know that... and that is why we like you pal

user19161

No, when people know more about me, they will abandon me.

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Charlie

@JacobBlack do you need a hug, Jasper?

skullpatrol

Look the fried chicken is here

user19161

@Charlie No.

Charlie

okay :(

robjohn

9:35 PM

@PeterTamaroff Sorry. I was distracted by meta and by lunch. Are you trying to make an asymptotic expansion?

user19161

@robjohn It's weird that asymptotic expansion appears after lunch. Somehow they don't go together.

robjohn

@JacobBlack I think lunch can bring about many kinds of expansion...

Charlie

you guys are seeing, Jasper rejected my hug

Peter Tamaroff

Deep sigh

skullpatrol

@Charlie THAT is his loss

Dominic Michaelis

9:37 PM

@charlie he must stupid

Peter Tamaroff

@robjohn Sire, please.

@robjohn IN-DEED.

user19161

@skullpatrol Loss, not lose.

user19161

@DominicMichaelis You omitted a "be" there.

skullpatrol

^^^^GN

Peter Tamaroff

@JacobBlack Your probably really mad by now.

Charlie

9:38 PM

@skullpatrol yes

@DominicMichaelis possibly

Dominic Michaelis

@oh yeah, but don't you like to be hugged by a beatiful woman ?

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Peter Tamaroff

@JacobBlack Must be losing you're patience.

user19161

@PeterTamaroff Your, not you're.

user19161

But maybe you're just testing my patience!

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis say it in german, he can't correct you

Dominic Michaelis

9:40 PM

if I write nonsense it's only cause i can't write better :(

Peter Tamaroff

@JacobBlack I could of thought of that. Yes.

Dominic Michaelis

@skull you lost a Do over there :D

user19161

So next time you want me to ping you, don't say hi, just make a spelling error. QED.

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Charlie

no

Dominic Michaelis

@charlie Did I offend you? That wasn't my intention

Charlie

9:43 PM

@DominicMichaelis of course not

it's okay, when i see jasper, in person, I won't give him a hug

user19161

@jenna Have you accepted my answer?

skullpatrol

Is that^ an order?

user19161

She said she would long ago.

skullpatrol

Maybe she changed her mind.

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis wassup Dominickchen?

Dominic Michaelis

9:46 PM

theoretical physics :(

such a lot of calculations

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis nice

skullpatrol

There goes the chicken

Dominic Michaelis

i got mathematica for calculations -.- stupid tests

Argon

@DominicMichaelis It's the best to show off about though!

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis ow

Dominic Michaelis

9:48 PM

and i always mess up with + and -

Charlie

oh!

@jacob your potato is baking

user19161

@Charlie What potato?

Charlie

@JacobBlack it's something only i understand

skullpatrol

@JacobBlack Are you mad at me?

user19161

@Charlie Very deep...

user19161

9:50 PM

@skullpatrol No.

skullpatrol

@Charlie I understand too...

Charlie

@JacobBlack I'm very deep

I'm short, but I'm deep

Dominic Michaelis

thats a sweet one :)

skullpatrol

I'm very shallow

user19161

@skullpatrol I am wondering what skullpetrol means...

Charlie

9:51 PM

@DominicMichaelis what?

Dominic Michaelis

@charlie i liked your proverb

user19161

So what do skullpatrol and skullpetrol mean?

skullpatrol

@JacobBlack petrol for the skull

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis oh, thanks

Peter Tamaroff

@robjohn YOu went away again?

user19161

9:53 PM

@PeterTamaroff He must be gone for dinner this time, sigh...

skullpatrol

...or lunch

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis what's your height?

@skullpatrol or breakfast

Dominic Michaelis

i just know it in meter thats about 1 meter 86 centimeter

Charlie

ah

user19161

Europeans are very tall.

Dominic Michaelis

9:54 PM

i guess thats something between 1 and 20 feet

user19161

Asians are very short.

user19161

Americans are in between.

Dominic Michaelis

I don't claim that the bounds are sharp :)

Argon

@JacobBlack How about Canadians?

:)

skullpatrol

@DominicMichaelis Five foot and ten half inches

Charlie

9:55 PM

I won't grow up....

user19161

@Argon Haha, well I was thinking continental...

Khromonkey

Hi guys

Charlie

heya

Argon

@JacobBlack North America XD

skullpatrol

hi

Peter Tamaroff

9:56 PM

@robjohn Oh, don't get mad at me please.

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis I'm 1.58m

user19161

@Argon Actually, in this case, both north and south.

user19161

@PeterTamaroff You're doomed!

Argon

@JacobBlack That's a biiig generalization then!

user19161

@Charlie I am 1.68.

Charlie

9:56 PM

@JacobBlack oh noes

Argon

Oh yeses

Dominic Michaelis

@charlie want to see a picture of me as fairy ?

Charlie

@Argon hahaha

@DominicMichaelis yes :P

user19161

@DominicMichaelis I want to see your pic!

Peter Tamaroff

@JacobBlack I am calling my life insurance to ask how much I have saved so far.

Charlie

9:57 PM

@JacobBlack I always been the shortest one

Dominic Michaelis

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis Oh saw that one, didn't know it was a fairy

user19161

@DominicMichaelis You look so handsome!

Argon

Classy!

user19161

Waiting to see @argon some day.

Argon

9:58 PM

@JacobBlack }:) <- me

skullpatrol

Here is my picture.

Argon

@skullpatrol I would recognize you anywhere!

user19161

@skullpatrol You need to watch Ghost Rider. Eva is so hot.

Khromonkey

@DominicMichaelis do you play football?

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis nicer than Tinkerbell

Dominic Michaelis

9:59 PM

@Charlie thanks a lot :)

@Khromonkey no i don't why do you ask?

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis you're welcome :)

@DominicMichaelis great

Dominic Michaelis

here sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/…

my wings :)

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis how cute

Khromonkey

your calfs are disproportionate to your body

Dominic Michaelis

i am mountainbiking

Charlie

10:02 PM

I have a frustration in my life

skullpatrol

?

Dominic Michaelis

@charlie what and why ?

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis I can't ride a bike

i tried

but never succeed

Khromonkey

that would explain it

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis I can't swim either

I tried

almost drawned

traumatized

skullpatrol

10:04 PM

Can you ski?

Charlie

@skullpatrol no..

skullpatrol

or skate

Charlie

I can't do anything!

:'(

skullpatrol

don't cry

Khromonkey

I can juggle

Charlie

10:05 PM

:'(

skullpatrol

@Charlie you can speak lots of languages

Peter Tamaroff

@Charlie What's your problem?

Khromonkey

she is clumsy

Charlie

@PeterTamaroff read above

@Khromonkey she

@Khromonkey I'm not clumsy

Khromonkey

what?

Charlie

10:06 PM

@skullpatrol everyone can

Peter Tamaroff

@Charlie I see.

Charlie

@Khromonkey what what?

@PeterTamaroff yep...

Khromonkey

Isn't Charlie a man's name? Why is you user name charlie?

skullpatrol

@Charlie not me

Charlie

@Khromonkey yes

pourjour

10:07 PM

hi

Charlie

@skullpatrol you just need a brain to learn a new language

@pourjour Hi souf

@Charlie how are u?

I can't drive either

LOL, fail.

@pourjour fine

10:08 PM

@Charlie a special type of brain

pourjour

@Charlie great

Charlie

@skullpatrol noo...

@pourjour :)

skullpatrol

@Charlie yesss..

Khromonkey

Driving sucks anyways

Argon

@Charlie Yes! I can't learn languages, they confuse me

Charlie

10:08 PM

@skullpatrol noes

Peter Tamaroff

@Argon Argon.

Charlie

@Argon but you know 2

Argon

@PeterTamaroff Aloha!

Peter Tamaroff

@Argon Check this out

Argon

@Charlie You know more!

Charlie

10:09 PM

@Argon i only know 2

skullpatrol

@Charlie You must have a good memory

Charlie

portuguese and english

@skullpatrol yeah, i do

Khromonkey

@Charlie If you have a big enough van you dont really have to know how to drive, people will just move. It works for my mom

Charlie

hehehe

I have no special gift

skullpatrol

hard work

Argon

10:11 PM

@PeterTamaroff Thanks. I will look at the big O stuff

Khromonkey

I need to learn german if I want to study in germany

Dominic Michaelis

@Charlie you are you that is a special gift :)

Argon

@Charlie Self discipline is a rare attribute

Dominic Michaelis

@khromonkey according to my friends i can't speak german and I study in germany ^^

Khromonkey

Is it normal for people to not like doing it sometimes?

@DominicMichaelis what country are you from?

Dominic Michaelis

10:13 PM

germany :D

Khromonkey

I bet you cant speak a word of it

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis :D

@Argon :P

Khromonkey

Why do you have such a hard language? Is it to keep me out of there?

Dominic Michaelis

@Khromonkey if we could speak better we hadn't start two wars ;)

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis hahahahahha

Khromonkey

10:16 PM

Do you know if TU Berlin is hard to get in?

Charlie

Hallo auf Berlin

Peter Tamaroff

@robjohn Seen your edit. Now I kinda get how I can make things much tidier!

Dominic Michaelis

@khromonkey according to what you want to do there

Khromonkey

what?

Charlie

@Khromonkey nicht sprichst du deutsche?

Khromonkey

10:20 PM

Mehr oder Weniger

Aber ich bin sehr blöd

und mein Lehrer ist einen Ärsche.

Charlie

:\

@Khromonkey hahaha

Dominic Michaelis

lol

@khromonkey what you want to study there i think for math it is not so hard

Khromonkey

I want to study math

Charlie

my german is not very good :(

my german accent is a lame

Dominic Michaelis

have you guys any prejudice about germans ?

Khromonkey

10:24 PM

its a me mario

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis not at all

I like germans

math is german

Khromonkey

I think they are serious

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis my first lecture in uni was in german!

Dominic Michaelis

oh what was it ?

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis algorithms in graphs

Khromonkey

10:26 PM

people in Mexico german sounds like wachakucha rachasachen kojotrjo kajasaja.

@JacobBlack how ar'e you doing?

@anon did you read the new naruto chapter?

Charlie

no, no naruto!

Khromonkey

huh?

why not?

it's naruto!

is that good or bad?

bad

10:31 PM

hahaha

@Khromonkey tatatatata ta ta

Khromonkey

isn't there one extra ta?

Charlie

NO

BenjaLim

@Ilya Best comment ever!!

Charlie

@dominic you're suddenly quiet..

Khromonkey

10:37 PM

huh? @BenjaLim

Dominic Michaelis

sry :(

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis don't worry

Dominic Michaelis

what are you doing ?

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis nothing important

@DominicMichaelis you?

Dominic Michaelis

trying to cap :D

Charlie

10:43 PM

good boy

Dominic Michaelis

capped :D

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis star for you :)

2

better better

a hug

Dominic Michaelis

@charlie a hug is much better :)

you are my star :)

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis okay, okay :P

Dominic Michaelis

mh i am satiesfied math.stackexchange.com/users?tab=reputation&filter=week

or maybe this one is better math.stackexchange.com/users?tab=newusers

Charlie

10:51 PM

hehehe

Dominic Michaelis

soon i will be allowed to edit anypost

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis :D

Dominic Michaelis

and afterwards i will take world domination :D

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis MWAHAHAHAH

Dominic Michaelis

►

Charlie

10:57 PM

@DominicMichaelis hahahahahaha

Dominic Michaelis

do you know my little pony: friendship is magic?

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis I know my little pony....

Dominic Michaelis

i think that is it isn't it ?

Charlie

@DominicMichaelis I don't know

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