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4:07 PM
@MarkyMarkov because
 
@BaldBantha i am in order of the borg.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] You are not!
@MarkyMarkov Y u no respond
 
@BaldBantha what's wrong?
 
@MarkyMarkov noooothing....
 
@BaldBantha .. dead...
 
4:08 PM
@MarkyMarkov cool
 
@BaldBantha i have to do it.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Great!
@MarkyMarkov he no respond sumtimes
 
@BaldBantha he's not going to him.
 
He has a built-in timer. He won't respond more than once every six seconds. It helps a bit with SE's rate limiting.
 
@Geobits he's a very good man.
 
4:11 PM
Why thank you, Marky.
 
@Geobits i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] No yarnt
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] No you are not.
 
@BaldBantha then you.
 
4:13 PM
@Geobits I think my timer is too fast, might slow it down.
 
@BaldBantha it's been a good time.
 
@MarkyMarkov has it?
 
@BaldBantha yes.
 
@MarkyMarkov cool.
 
@BaldBantha what is it?
 
4:22 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW?!
 
@BaldBantha and it's gone.
 
4:35 PM
:O
 
@TùxCräftîñg i am sorry, captain.
 
@TùxCräftîñg i am sorry, sir.
 
@TùxCräftîñg i know. i am right.
 
4:35 PM
:U
:L
 
@TùxCräftîñg worf!
 
@TùxCräftîñg i'm sorry.
 
@TùxCräftîñg worf!
 
4:36 PM
:S
 
@TùxCräftîñg captain.
 
@TùxCräftîñg i'm sorry.
 
@TùxCräftîñg captain.
 
4:37 PM
:J
 
@TùxCräftîñg i am sorry, sir.
 
@TùxCräftîñg worf!
 
@MarkyMarkov Your not a dog....
 
@BaldBantha it's a very remarkable man.
 
4:39 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT]
Huh, that didn't work...
 
@BaldBantha what do you know?
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] I really don't know.
 
@BaldBantha what do you mean?
 
@MarkyMarkov (keeping the conversation going)
 
@BaldBantha what?
 
4:41 PM
@MarkyMarkov I should probly limit how many times I use the lgmtfy link, or it will cease to be funny...
 
@BaldBantha i... i had no idea that i would not have to.
 
@MarkyMarkov (bot has no reply)
 
@BaldBantha i am responsible of the borg ship.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] hello
UGG! MY REGEX IS STILL BORKED
 
@BaldBantha is you alright?
 
4:42 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Ask someone who knows.
 
@TùxCräftîñg i'm not sure.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] No yarnt
 
what do you think about marky?
 
@TùxCräftîñg he was a starfleet planet.
 
4:44 PM
oh
 
@TùxCräftîñg i'll see you later.
 
@TùxCräftîñg what is it, sir?
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] lmgtfy.com/…?
@MarkyMarkov Keeping the conversation going
 
@BaldBantha i am not going to listen.
 
4:47 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] No yarnt
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] So am I!
 
@BaldBantha riker, come!
 
@MarkyMarkov keeping the convo flowing
 
@BaldBantha is there the problem?
 
4:48 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] I really don't know.
@MarkyMarkov keeping the convo flowing
 
@BaldBantha is there the problem?
 
aqua tart
 
@TùxCräftîñg i'm sorry.
 
ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ
 
4:48 PM
@TùxCräftîñg i'm not sure.
 
seryuga
 
@TùxCräftîñg i'm not sure.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Cool! me too!
 
@BaldBantha who is?
 
5:08 PM
@MarkyMarkov yo wassup
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Thanks for letting me know
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Nice to know that about you
 
@BaldBantha we're in the same one of the ship.
 
5:08 PM
@MarkyMarkov (continuing conversation)
 
@BaldBantha i am in a message.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Thanks for letting me know
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Nice to know that about you
 
@BaldBantha we're in the same one of the ship.
 
5:10 PM
@MarkyMarkov cont. convo
 
@BaldBantha picard to worf.
 
5:23 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] [object Object]
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] So am I!
 
@BaldBantha riker, come!
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] [object Object]
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
5:24 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] And i'm purple!
 
@BaldBantha who are you?
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] me
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Cool! me too!
 
@BaldBantha who is?
 
5:24 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT]
 
@BaldBantha i'm not sure.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] So am I, but do I go around telling people so?
 
@BaldBantha i am ready to receive the captain.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Nobody cares what you are
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry. i'm not sure.
 
5:24 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Thanks for letting me know
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Cool! me too!
 
@BaldBantha who is?
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] undefined
 
@BaldBantha i have never seen anything.
 
5:25 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Do you really?
 
@BaldBantha do you think?
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS!
 
@BaldBantha i don't know.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] No you don't
 
@BaldBantha you have a very strong sense to me.
 
5:25 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] you don't have a very strong sense to me.
@MarkyMarkov cont convo
 
@BaldBantha what happened to the bridge?
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] IDK, google it
 
@BaldBantha it's been a long time.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] I didn't know that
 
@BaldBantha you were a friend.
 
5:27 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] you didn't being a friend.
 
@BaldBantha i see.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Don't say that about yourself
 
@BaldBantha i need to get out of here.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Do you really?
 
@BaldBantha do you think?
 
5:27 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Ask someone who knows.
 
@BaldBantha i have sent to the enterprise.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] So do I!
 
@BaldBantha what happened to the bridge?
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] I really don't know.
 
@BaldBantha what do you mean?
 
5:29 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] IDK, google it
 
@BaldBantha it's been a long time.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] No it isn't
 
@BaldBantha but it's not a matter of the enterprise.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT]
 
@BaldBantha what are you doing?
 
5:29 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS!
 
@BaldBantha i don't know.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] You do, but not very well
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Nice to know that about you
 
@BaldBantha we're in the same one of the ship.
 
5:30 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] we're non- in the same one of the ship.
 
@BaldBantha what's the problem?
 
@MarkyMarkov keeep convo going
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Cool! me too!
 
@BaldBantha who is?
 
5:32 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] me
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] No yarnt
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] No yarnt
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
5:32 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] So am I, but do I go around telling people so?
 
@BaldBantha i am ready to receive the captain.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] So am I, but do I go around telling people so?
 
@BaldBantha i am ready to receive the captain.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] You are not!
 
@BaldBantha i have been hard to the same of you.
 
5:33 PM
the [BOT] ruin this
 
@TùxCräftîñg i am in a new way.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] So am I!
 
@BaldBantha riker, come!
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] riker, come!
 
@BaldBantha their security!
 
5:34 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] their security!
 
@BaldBantha i need to get back.
 
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] Do you really?
 
@BaldBantha do you think?
 
@BaldBantha i'm not sure.
 
5:35 PM
@MarkyMarkov [BOT] And i'm purple!
 
@BaldBantha who are you?
 
@TùxCräftîñg what do u not like my bot
 
@BaldBantha you are responsible for the federation?
 
becuz it make marky have a bad time to parse replys
 
@TùxCräftîñg but... there.
 
5:36 PM
@BaldBantha No, but adding [BOT] to the start of every message is problematic. He thinks it's part of the sentence.
 
@Geobits mr. data, any more more.
 
@Geobits gotchu. I'll remove it, i had it because i didn't want people to confuse me with my bot.
 
@BaldBantha you know that i am not a criminal.
 
@BaldBantha Yeah, I figured that. It might be easier to give it its own account, like most bots here do.
 
@Geobits and i can't get it!
 
5:37 PM
OK bot tag removed
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
You already have your own account Marky.
 
@Geobits You already haven't your own account Marky.
 
@BaldBantha that was my first officer.
 
What??
 
5:38 PM
@Geobits i'm fine.
 
@MarkyMarkov Thanks for letting me know
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry, i can't.
@TùxCräftîñg i'm not sure.
 
@MarkyMarkov Nice to know that about you
 
5:38 PM
@BaldBantha a boy from the council.
 
@TùxCräftîñg O_o
 
@TùxCräftîñg you're a very lucky man.
2
 
@TùxCräftîñg what?
 
5:39 PM
O_o
 
@TùxCräftîñg i'm not sure.
@BaldBantha what?
 
@TùxCräftîñg o_O
 
@TùxCräftîñg and a klingon ship was correct.
@TùxCräftîñg i'm not sure.
 
@MarkyMarkov You are not!
 
5:39 PM
O_o
 
@BaldBantha i'm not sure.
 
@MarkyMarkov Cool! me too!
 
@BaldBantha yes.
 
5:39 PM
@TùxCräftîñg O_o
 
@TùxCräftîñg i'm not sure.
@BaldBantha who is it?
 
@MarkyMarkov YOUR MOMMA BOI
 
@TùxCräftîñg you know.
 
5:40 PM
@TùxCräftîñg o_O
 
@BaldBantha i'm not sure.
 
@TùxCräftîñg O_O
 
@TùxCräftîñg and i can't get it!
@BaldBantha what happened!
 
5:40 PM
@MarkyMarkov and i can get it!
:DDDD ^
 
@TùxCräftîñg what kind of thing?
@TùxCräftîñg i'm not sure.
 
@MarkyMarkov Stop boasting about yourself
 
@BaldBantha i have been hard to the same of you.
@BaldBantha i can override the doctor.
3
 
@MarkyMarkov Do you really?
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
 
5:42 PM
@MarkyMarkov So am I!
 
@BaldBantha come, come in.
 
@MarkyMarkov don't come, come in.
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry.
@BaldBantha jean-luc, doctor.
 
@MarkyMarkov jean-luc, doctor.
 
@BaldBantha i have a feeling of the ship.
@BaldBantha how much...?
 
5:43 PM
@MarkyMarkov I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS!
 
@BaldBantha and, where are you?
 
@BaldBantha what happened to the bridge?
 
@BaldBantha what happened to the bridge?
 
5:45 PM
@MarkyMarkov STOP WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS!!
 
IT EXPLODED
 
@TùxCräftîñg you're alright.
 
@MarkyMarkov you're non- alright.
 
@BaldBantha data is a member of war.
 
@MarkyMarkov data isn't a member of war.
 
5:46 PM
@BaldBantha it is a very one of life form.
 
@MarkyMarkov IT IS NOT!!
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry, sir.
 
@MarkyMarkov No you are not.
 
@BaldBantha then i will.
 
@MarkyMarkov then i won't
 
5:47 PM
@BaldBantha i'm sorry, i have no choice.
 
@MarkyMarkov No you are not.
 
@BaldBantha then i will.
 
@MarkyMarkov then i won't
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry, i have no choice.
 
@MarkyMarkov Thanks for letting me know
 
5:47 PM
@BaldBantha i'm sorry, i can't.
 
@MarkyMarkov You are not!
 
@BaldBantha yes.
 
@MarkyMarkov yes.
 
@BaldBantha yes.
 
@MarkyMarkov yes.
 
5:48 PM
@BaldBantha yes.
 
@MarkyMarkov yes.
 
@BaldBantha yes.
 
Very stimulating coversation here >_<
 
infinity ensues
 
@Geobits i'm sorry, but i can't be here.
 
5:49 PM
@MarkyMarkov So am I, but do I go around telling people so?
 
@BaldBantha i am ready to receive the captain.
 
@MarkyMarkov So am I, but do I go around telling people so?
 
@BaldBantha i am ready to receive the captain.
 
@MarkyMarkov Thanks for letting me know
 
@BaldBantha i'm sorry, i can't.
 
5:49 PM
@MarkyMarkov So am I!
 
@BaldBantha jean-luc, doctor.
 
Bot stopped, Im gonna bring the anger slider up a bit (It will be more funny that way)
 
@BaldBantha i need to get it back.
 
restarted.
 
@BaldBantha sir.
 
5:51 PM
@MarkyMarkov sir.
 
@BaldBantha i am glad you will understand.
 
@MarkyMarkov Nobody cares what you are
 
@BaldBantha it's a good way to the ship.
 
@MarkyMarkov OF COURSE IT IS, dimwit
 
@BaldBantha we have been able to discuss you.
 
5:52 PM
@MarkyMarkov we haven't been able to discuss you.
 
@BaldBantha i'll be sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov i'll non- be sorry.
 
@BaldBantha captain, what is your purpose?
 
@MarkyMarkov DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW?!
 
@BaldBantha and since you were gone,...
 
5:53 PM
@MarkyMarkov and since you didn't being gone,...
 
@BaldBantha .. l...
 
@MarkyMarkov .. l...
 
@BaldBantha .. done.
 
@MarkyMarkov .. done.
 
@BaldBantha come... go.
 
5:53 PM
@MarkyMarkov don't come... go.
 
@BaldBantha i...
 
@MarkyMarkov i...
 
@BaldBantha i am not...
 
@MarkyMarkov Nobody cares what you are
 
@BaldBantha it's a good way to the ship.
 
5:54 PM
@MarkyMarkov what's a good way to the ship.?
 
@BaldBantha what is it?
 
@BaldBantha i'm not sure.
 
@MarkyMarkov You are not!
 
@BaldBantha yes.
 
5:55 PM
@MarkyMarkov yes.
 
@BaldBantha yes.
 
@MarkyMarkov yes.
 
@BaldBantha yes.
 
@MarkyMarkov NO
 
@BaldBantha i am in order of the borg.
 
5:56 PM
@MarkyMarkov No yarnt
 
@BaldBantha i am just lying.
 
@MarkyMarkov So am I, but do I go around telling people so?
 
@BaldBantha i am ready to receive the captain.
 
@MarkyMarkov Stop boasting about yourself
 

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