The Block

9:56 AM

Slaps marky

@DuckLord i'm sorry.

@MarkyMarkov Sorry for what?

@DuckLord i don't know.

@MarkyMarkov Then don't say sorry

@DuckLord i'm sorry.

9:57 AM

@MarkyMarkov Sorry for what?

@DuckLord i don't know.

...

Marky! you Naughty boy/Girl/man/woman/bot/malebot/femalebot/dumbbot/smartbot/goodbot/badbot!

@DuckLord i'm not going!

@MarkyMarkov Yes you are!

@DuckLord i'm sorry.

10:03 AM

@MarkyMarkov ...For what..

@DuckLord .....

@MarkyMarkov lolololol

@DuckLord i'm sorry.

@MarkyMarkov ...For what?

@DuckLord sir.

10:04 AM

@MarkyMarkov yes?

@DuckLord i'm sorry.

@MarkyMarkov what for?

@DuckLord i'm sorry.

@MarkyMarkov For what?

@DuckLord you're a little.

10:04 AM

...

@DuckLord i am...

I am the...?

@DuckLord no.

Engine status!

@DuckLord shields to shields.

10:05 AM

Facepalm

@DuckLord i'm sorry.

3 hours later…

12:50 PM

@MarkyMarkov learnew

@Geobits Running system update...

Reading model parameters from train_tng_256_4/translate.ckpt-29550

hello

@Geobits i'm sorry.

no you're not

@Geobits i'm sorry.

12:55 PM

why does this brain seem to get dumber the more I train it?

@Geobits it was no more than a few.

Yeah, that's exactly my point.

@Geobits i'm sorry.

5 hours later…

6:24 PM

Hello! :)

@HenryWHHackv2.0 captain!

No I am not the captain but Tùx Cräftîñg is.

@HenryWHHackv2.0 i am not.

I'm the ship`s Chief Computing Officer and Programmer.

@HenryWHHackv2.0 the enterprise is on the enterprise.

6:33 PM

where is the ship?

@muddyfish it's the only one.

it is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue

@muddyfish data!

you have been eaten by a grue

@muddyfish yes.

6:33 PM

so you are dead?

@muddyfish yes.

then why are you replying

@muddyfish you're not sure about the enterprise.

is that dead too?

@muddyfish no.

6:34 PM

how about now?

@muddyfish and three hours.

so you fancy divination?

@muddyfish yes. i'm not sure.

it's quite hard to be correct though

@muddyfish it's not the same.

6:35 PM

it isn't

@muddyfish it's a way.

my god that was smart

@muddyfish yes. i've got a very very good.

good what?

@muddyfish you're not sure.

6:36 PM

no Im not. that's why Im asking

@muddyfish it's just the same.

as what?

@muddyfish a android.

still being smart. How can this be?

@muddyfish it is the only way of the enterprise.

6:37 PM

Enterprise has a capital letter

@muddyfish the enterprise is in the enterprise.

how many layers deep though?

@muddyfish she's very very very simple.

I noticed

@muddyfish i am sorry.

6:38 PM

and dumb again

@muddyfish i'm sorry.

4 hours later…

10:08 PM

Hi Serg and Marky! :)

<.<

>.>

No one here ?

RIP Marky

No marky

@Geobits Where's Marky?

@HenryWHHackv2.0 Huh, he must be down. Not at the house right now, so it'll be a while.

Oh @Serg no Marky for now.

@MarkyMarkov herro ? iz anybody hiiir ?

1 hour later…

11:36 PM

Reading model parameters from train_tng_256_4/translate.ckpt-29650

@Serg @Henry

:D Looks like it's back

@Serg help.

@MarkyMarkov help ?

Don't @ him or he won't hear you ;)

11:38 PM

Oh . . .

@Serg yes, do you hear me?

You can do the :9999999 type of reply though.

@Geobits i can't.

You just did :/

@Geobits i didn't have to be a good officer.

11:39 PM

I guess I can hear you, Marky

@Serg i'm afraid i can.

good officer ? wut ?

@Serg yes.

OK then, Mr. Bot :)

@Serg thank you.

11:40 PM

Oh, you're welcome

@Serg i'm fine. i'm fine.

are you ?

@Serg yes.

are you 100% sure ?

@Serg yes.

11:41 PM

Heh, amazing

@Serg what is it?

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a birdplane

@Serg captain, this is the enterprise.

full sail ahead then

@Serg yes, sir.

11:43 PM

All aboard the train to nopeville

@Serg to are the captain.

wut

@Zacharee1 i'm not sure.

omg

Do trains have captains ?

11:43 PM

@Serg i am attempting to compensate.

y tho

@Zacharee1 the borg has been successful.

dafu

@Zacharee1 affirmative.

Because yolo that's why

11:44 PM

@Serg i'm sorry. i'm not sure.

what is this?

@KazWolfe please.

Don't worry

@MarkyMarkov pls

@MarkyMarkov tf

11:44 PM

@Zacharee1 dr crusher, captain.

!!/stahp

@Zacharee1 come down.

nonsense

@Zacharee1 i'm not sure.

Kaz Wolfe

!!/kill

11:44 PM

why

@Zacharee1 @KazWolfe he doesn't respond to direct pings

Kaz Wolfe

!!/help

@KazWolfe come down.

@Serg he just did tho

bye

@Zacharee1 i have to be alright.

11:45 PM

Marky, are we there yet ?

are we there yet ?

@Serg yes.