The Bridge

Ullallulloo

21:00

Save, people!

Ben Brocka

don't go to the well early!

you can multiply your candies

Sconibulus

what do lollipops do?

fredley

I have 30k lollipops

Ullallulloo

@Sconibulus Magic.

fredley

@Sconibulus You plant them, and they make more lollipops

Ben Brocka

21:01

should I enchant my sword with the health potion?

fredley

@Ullallulloo 250!!!

Sconibulus

I have some planted lollipops... but I don't know what they're for : () )

Ullallulloo

@fredley Doesn't change anything over 100.

54 secs ago, by Ullallulloo

@Sconibulus Magic.

Arperum

Am I a bad person for looking at the javascript source?

Ullallulloo

I also spent 40k before that screenshot.

LessPop_MoreFizz

21:03

@Ullallulloo Same here just now. :(

fredley

@Arperum candies.candiesPerSecond

Ullallulloo

I 'serked the whale.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ullallulloo Savescumming is for sissies.

Ullallulloo

Hat, ring, and two maps.

@LessPop_MoreFizz No, I meant, just to stop from losing your progress.

fredley

Will an Earthquake scroll harm me?

Ullallulloo

21:05

Wait, scrolls are random when you buy them?

Ben Brocka

yeah, I'm saving more since I F5'd

fredley

Sword of life: Level 2!

Ben Brocka

wishing well lets you x your candies by 5

you enchanted the sword? What's it do?

Ullallulloo

@BenBrocka That's one time, isn't it?

Like, your on-hand candies?

fredley

@BenBrocka I enchanted with healing spell, so i gain life from killed enemies

Ben Brocka

21:07

@Ullallulloo yes

so wait until you have a lot

Ullallulloo

@BenBrocka =/ I've just been eating them all.

LessPop_MoreFizz

YAY 100 lollipops per second.

Fluttershy

I multiplied my lollipops. Probably a mistake.

Ullallulloo

I'm wondering I should get the bunch of potions to see if something better for enchantment, maybe.

Powerlord

It's kind of annoying that the lollipop farm is basically useless until you get it to /minute or /second.

fredley

21:08

@Fluttershy Me too

Powerlord

Because /hour doesn't award you until the end of said hour.

Ullallulloo

@Fluttershy That would shoot mine up to half a million.

Fluttershy

@Ullallulloo It multiplies lollipops by 8.

Ullallulloo

@Fluttershy Yeah, but I have 75,000 on-hand.

Fluttershy

Oh.

fredley

21:10

OOooh Imp Invocation scroll

Ben Brocka

@Ullallulloo wait for a ton, multiply, eat, tons of HP

how do I level up the sword of life?

fredley

I found a strange object and a large container!

@BenBrocka Sorceress

Ben Brocka

my lollipops aren't maxed yet so I can't do that :/

fredley

Ooooh I can convert candies to lollipops!!

OOOOOh I can brew potions

this is awesome

Coronus

@fredley wat how

SaintWacko

21:12

chest!

Ullallulloo

@fredley If I could do it the other way, I'd be loaded.

fredley

@Coronus strange object from Castle Stairs

SaintWacko

450 candies

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ullallulloo You can, but at a rate of 300k/ per from sorceress, no?

Ullallulloo

@fredley Or from the candy merchant.

fredley

21:13

Potions are complex

Ullallulloo

@LessPop_MoreFizz Also, 40k, but that just double the generation rate, not actually directly convert.

Fluttershy

"You threw 600 candies on the ground...? (;_;)"

Coronus

@Fluttershy You monster.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ullallulloo Yeah, I just bought that.

fredley

Turtle Potion

Turtle!
Turtle!
Do you want to become a turtle?

Cloning potion looks fun

fbueckert

21:15

Woo! Killed a pony!

user15026

I have no idea what is going on here

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Ullallulloo

2 hours ago, by Fluttershy

http://candies.aniwey.net/

Candy!

LessPop_MoreFizz

I still haven't killed the goddamned whale. :(

Ben Brocka

@LessPop_MoreFizz health potion + chocolate sword should be enough

two pots if you're unlucky

LessPop_MoreFizz

@BenBrocka I have had lousy luck. :(

Going to save up for two pots and force the issue.

Maybe a good fire scroll for good measure.

Fluttershy

21:17

There's always the Berzerk Potion.

LessPop_MoreFizz

That teleport Scroll I bought was the most useless one yet.

fredley

Shit, used up an invulerability potion and several healths in castle keep, then got thwacked by a troll :(

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy I'm all out.

Ben Brocka

there's a fire scroll?

Fluttershy

Oh.

LessPop_MoreFizz

21:17

@BenBrocka Yeah, does like 50 damage to whale!

fredley

Should try fire on troll

Ben Brocka

only tried the castle once

fredley

@BenBrocka Castle has many levels, and they get exponentially harder

Coronus

Health pot + chocolate sword: got the whale to 4 HP facedesk

fredley

@Coronus Needs more enchant

Powerlord

21:20

I just noticed the last lollipop I bought was "door flavored"

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fredley

What is a fish doing with all that candy?

Ben Brocka

no point in planting past 100lp/s right?

SaintWacko

Another chest!

Ben Brocka

This is the best MMO I've ever played

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Ullallulloo

@BenBrocka No

LessPop_MoreFizz

21:23

Teleport Scrolls are so worthless.

Ben Brocka

do they reset your items at least?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@BenBrocka Negative.

It literally just puts you back at the beginning of the map, I guess so you can think about what item to use against whatever is stalling you

fbueckert

10 lollipops per minute!

Ben Brocka

are imp/earthquake good?

still at castle entrance

Powerlord

@BenBrocka This is multiplayer?

SaintWacko

21:25

More chests!

Ullallulloo

@BenBrocka Imp will kill maybe one guard.

Powerlord

let alone massively multiplayer?

SaintWacko

Boots!

Ben Brocka

chat is the multiplayer component

fredley

Gonna have another castle keep run I think

LessPop_MoreFizz

21:26

Okay. Two Health potions and a Fire scroll.

WHALE IS GOING DOWN.

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fredley

Bums, failed it

SaintWacko

@LessPop_MoreFizz Or not?

LessPop_MoreFizz

The second health potion use didn't go off.

fredley

Too many Knights

@LessPop_MoreFizz They're time limited

SaintWacko

I like seven league boots

LessPop_MoreFizz

21:28

@fredley Yeah, I know.

SaintWacko

So what are scrolls for?

LessPop_MoreFizz

How much HP is a potion? I haven't paid close enough attention, and should use it as early as I can next time. Is it 50?

SaintWacko

Oh, I'll bet that's what teleport is for. Give you more time to run down the potion cooldown

LessPop_MoreFizz

@SaintWacko Yeah.

Now that it occurs to me. :/

Ben Brocka

it's 50ish

fredley

21:29

Potions ftw

LessPop_MoreFizz

WHALE DOWN

SaintWacko

I like the peaceful forest

LessPop_MoreFizz

Two maps a ring and a hat on the whale! Wooo!

SaintWacko

It's peaceful

And there are chests

LessPop_MoreFizz

Hmmm.... I can enchant my sword with a health potion... or a fire scroll.

fredley

21:33

HOLY FUCK A DRAGON FUCK

LessPop_MoreFizz

That seems like a no brainer for the latter.

SaintWacko

@LessPop_MoreFizz Health potion apparently gives life steal, though

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz The former is taken more often.

SaintWacko

chest!

fredley

@SaintWacko It does. Life steal is great.

Ben Brocka

21:34

yesss whale runs with no pots

Ullallulloo

@LessPop_MoreFizz Or imp invocation.

Ben Brocka

@LessPop_MoreFizz aw shit there's options?

I didn't know that

Fluttershy

Anyone find the health cap yet?

LessPop_MoreFizz

Ooooooh I can imp sword.

What does imp sword do

Ullallulloo

@LessPop_MoreFizz Summon imps periodically, I would guess.

LessPop_MoreFizz

21:37

Teleport Scrolls are also handy for dodging catapults at the castle gate it seems.

Ullallulloo

@LessPop_MoreFizz They follow you though.

A little ways.

fredley

@LessPop_MoreFizz Where did you get imp sword?

Ronan Forman

Nope, still can't work out what you're talking about.

Ullallulloo

Probably not far.

Fluttershy

2 hours ago, by Fluttershy

http://candies.aniwey.net/

Ullallulloo

21:38

21 mins ago, by Ullallulloo

2 hours ago, by Fluttershy

http://candies.aniwey.net/

Fluttershy

Aw... Mine wasn't nested enough.

Ullallulloo

@fredley Forge + imp scroll.

fredley

@Ullallulloo Oooh, I didn't realise you'd get more options if you had more scrolls

Fluttershy

Do you get the scrolls randomly from the candy merchant? Or do you find them?

Ullallulloo

@fredley There's life, fire, and summoning.

LessPop_MoreFizz

21:38

I now have a SWORD OF SUMMONING.

Ullallulloo

Life seems to be the best.

fredley

@Ullallulloo I have life

Ben Brocka

what's the summoning sword do?

@Fluttershy he sells random ones

Ullallulloo

At least it's most popular.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@BenBrocka Whenever I kill an enemy it turns into an imp.

Ullallulloo

21:39

Possibly just because it's first people find the option to.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh, that's nice.

Fluttershy

@BenBrocka And will I randomly get one for enchanting my sword?

Ullallulloo

@Fluttershy No.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Correction! Level two sword of summoning, everything I kill turns into an ORC!

Ullallulloo

You get three buttons.

fredley

@LessPop_MoreFizz That is better than life

Ullallulloo

21:40

SaintWacko

@LessPop_MoreFizz o.0

LessPop_MoreFizz

Time to try out the Underwater Cave with this bad boy.

Fluttershy

Oooh. Okay. So I have to have those three items for the three choices?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy Yes.

Fluttershy

Time to work on that one...

Ullallulloo

21:41

@LessPop_MoreFizz "You can now summon draugrs !"

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ullallulloo Oh wow, this is such awesome cheese.

fredley

I found a strong armour!

LessPop_MoreFizz

Just got through the underwater cave with no consumables. Orcs did all the work.

Ullallulloo

Draugrs don't summon additional dragurs, but this is awesome.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Whale died I was down to 50 hp

from 135

@Ullallulloo NEED MORE LOLLIS

Ullallulloo

21:42

Not 100% chance though.

Fluttershy

I need an imp invocation scroll! D=

Ullallulloo

And not so good on big people like the whale.

fredley

@Ullallulloo Neither is life, it only gives you life on a kill

Ullallulloo

@Fluttershy Spend candy; acquire death.

@fredley Oh, then I made the right choice.

LessPop_MoreFizz

yeah, Fire sword is best for bosses I assume.

fredley

21:43

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah

Ullallulloo

Mount Goblin hurt me a whopping ten HP that time. :P

LessPop_MoreFizz

Gonna farm underwater cave for a while I think.

Ullallulloo

3 hp :P

fredley

@LessPop_MoreFizz Lots of candy there

LessPop_MoreFizz

@fredley Yeah.

Not sure if it's enough at two minute recharge time to beat 30 second recharge goblin runs yet.

fredley

21:45

> Here's your causality flavor lollipop.

LessPop_MoreFizz

closer to 3 minute recharge actually.

Ullallulloo

@LessPop_MoreFizz Whale gives a lot of candy every time.

SaintWacko

3lp/s

Ullallulloo

@LessPop_MoreFizz Ring halves the wait time.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ullallulloo Yeah, I have ring.

Ullallulloo

21:46

Like, it counts twice as fast.

Fluttershy

@SaintWacko It increases exponentially from there.

fredley

How the hell do you beat the dragon

LessPop_MoreFizz

Hmm. I think optimal wishing well strategy is to get to 300k lollipops, then use the 8x

300k at 100/second is a little under an hour.

Ullallulloo

@LessPop_MoreFizz Does anyone ever need two and a half million lollipops?

LessPop_MoreFizz

I can wait on upgrades long enough for that I think.

@Ullallulloo Can be converted directly into candy.

And sword upgrades, etc.

SaintWacko

21:49

@Fluttershy No kidding

9lp/s

Ullallulloo

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh, 300k actually converts to candy?

Ben Brocka

@LessPop_MoreFizz that'd be smart, to get all the spells

LessPop_MoreFizz

@SaintWacko Once you get to 10/s you can get to 100/s in a matter of minutes of spam clicking.

@BenBrocka I'm at 75k lollipops already, might as well finish it out.

Ben Brocka

170 hp! 6600 candies eaten

Ullallulloo

Has anyone gotten a chest underwater?

Fluttershy

21:51

@Ullallulloo I haven't.

fredley

@Ullallulloo nope

@Ullallulloo Yes, sword upgrades get expensive

Ben Brocka

@Ullallulloo no

castle entrance is stupid

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ullallulloo No, but when you're grabbing 1200/run it isn't as big a deal.

Ullallulloo

Castle's hard...

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, I was just wondering if it would make castle easier with some type of loot.

fredley

@Ullallulloo Keep is impossible

Ullallulloo

21:54

But it can't.

The asterisk follows you everywhere.

fredley

Note: Ghosts take away 50% of your remaining health - this can be devastating

SaintWacko

@fredley Can they actually kill you?

fredley

Not sure how to get around this, meet 3 ghosts and you're down to almost no health

@SaintWacko Not sure

user15026

ffff, Gmail, y u no work for me

Ullallulloo

I've eaten 13,000 candy, and I still only have 194 health.

LessPop_MoreFizz

21:56

@fredley Summon imps

fredley

@LessPop_MoreFizz Good point

user15026

.....please tell me eventually this candy thing does something

user15026

Other than show me what a glutton I am that is

fredley

Going to try invulnerability potions too

@AshleyNunn Just wait

Ullallulloo

1 min ago, by Ullallulloo

I've eaten 13,000 candy, and I still only have 194 health.

FEichinger

21:58

@AshleyNunn Google is sending you a love letter. Paper mail, you know? In the meantime, you won't be able to use your email, so you don't miss it!

user15026

@FEichinger :(

LessPop_MoreFizz

@fredley Where do you get invulnerability potions?

I am yet to see them.

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn On that note ... That's ... actually a wonderfully sweet, yet disturbing and backfire-prone idea.

user15026

@FEichinger It really is

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