The Bridge

RedRiderX

00:07

Can you get any more than 100 lp/sec production?

Ullallulloo

@RedRiderX Not by planting more.

RedRiderX

@Ullallulloo Oh. :/

vertigoelectric

Hey guys... If I delete a question that was closed and received downvotes, thus losing rep points, will those points be restored?

Perhaps I should go ask on meta...

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@vertigoelectric Yes

Wipqozn

@vertigoelectric You actually lose double the rep

Ullallulloo

00:12

Invulnerability potions don't last long enough to recast without teleports scrolls.

Wipqozn

...

but seriously, what @YiJiang'sEvilClone said.

user20683

@Wipqozn don't make me turn you over

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user20683

I've my eye on you...turtle

user20683

stares

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ullallulloo Well yeah, otherwise you could just leave the game running for a few days and chain chug

Wipqozn

00:13

@WorldEngineer Tortoise*

Ullallulloo

sigh Now I'll have to actually think...

user20683

@Wipqozn hard to tell at this distance. You could be a box turtle.

LessPop_MoreFizz

I have 750k lollipops. Gonna wish at 1 million

Maybe.

Ullallulloo

@LessPop_MoreFizz I did at like 370k.

Spells go up to at least 1600k.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ullallulloo I know l. 9 weapons are 3.5 million

And every hour I wait is another 2.9m lollies to work with.

Powerlord

00:18

Valve is finally planning on releasing a new version of the SourceSDK!

vertigoelectric

Nobody is answering in the Tavern at MetaSO

Where the heck am I supposed to get any type of support around here?

NightExcessive

Oops:

user15026

@NightExcessive EAT EM ALLLLLLLL

user15026

helpful

vertigoelectric

Ah, okay someone JUST answered.

Ben Brocka

00:20

@AshleyNunn Status: diabetus

user15026

@BenBrocka Haha yeah but also status: happy full belleh

NightExcessive

@AshleyNunn Might be a bit too full.

user15026

@NightExcessive Maaaaaybe. That is a lot of candy

Fluttershy

That's at least 20 Halloween's worth of candy.

Ben Brocka

So am I now dead last in the candies game?

I'm where I was 2 and a half hours ago, still at castle entrance

Wipqozn

00:24

OKay, I should check out this Candy game you people keep talking about.

murgatroid99

@BenBrocka I'm still at the beginning

Johann

So what is wrong with Borderlands 1? Everyone says it 's trash compared to Borderlands 2. What is up with that?

Ben Brocka

New goal: Crush @murgatroid99

are there any useful items in chests aside from the boots and the swamp/sorceress maps?

LessPop_MoreFizz

-1

Q: Does saying silly things on the internet actually "Feed The Trolls"

I have heard the phrase "Dont feed the trolls" and was wondering if saying certain things would actually feed troll's as I personally think that it doesn't actually encourage people.

internet

Ullallulloo

@BenBrocka Don't think so.

Johann

00:27

@LessPop_MoreFizz 0_0

Fluttershy

I wonder if anyone's asked "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" on SkepticsSE...

Ullallulloo

I KILLED THE DRAGON.

Fluttershy

\o/

Ullallulloo

Didn't get amulet or horn though.

Fluttershy

Just means ya gotta do it again!

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:31

@Fluttershy ... I don't know what any of those words mean.,

Ullallulloo

50,000 candies per run.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ullallulloo That ain't a bad haul.

Almost makes up for the expenses.

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

Ullallulloo

Just takes lots of teleport scrolls mainly.

Fluttershy

@Ullallulloo Don't those just teleport you to the entrance of the area?

Ullallulloo

00:33

@Fluttershy Yeah, which lets the potion timers run down.

Use invincibility, and then two teleports when that's up.

Fluttershy

Oooh.

Wipqozn

So, tried this candy game... and I have but one thing to say...

I hate you Fluttershy.

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Fluttershy

All is as it should be.

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: Why does my camera get stuck scrolling?

This is a frequent glitch that happens to me. I will be scrolling by using WASD and then my camera will get stuck and keep scrolling. The only way I have found to fix this is spamming the WASD keys or toggling the pause menu repeatedly. This also happens when controlling vehicles. I will be usin...

men-of-war

Wipqozn

I'm not sure what lolipops are for, but I keep buying them and putting them on a farm.

I also got some map to a hut and a swamp.

oh, and 380 candies.

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:38

sfhasvfjashvdhjsavdjasvdjdajhv I had found amulet and died with dragon at 12 hp

Ullallulloo

There, got amulet.

Woah, amulet is really good. O_o

Wipqozn

haha, sent this to my friend, his response: "Pardon me, but what the hell is that?"

user20683

@Wipqozn it's like that game from Star Trek

Wipqozn

Got an Iron Sword. Maybe I'll have better luck against the Goblins Now.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:46

WOOOOO AMULET GET.

Wipqozn

I hate these fucking goblins.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Wipqozn grind trees more

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz I shall.

murgatroid99

@LessPop_MoreFizz what do you get from trees besides a few candies?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@murgatroid99 that's it, candies.

but each tree run is a chance to see a chest.

murgatroid99

00:49

@LessPop_MoreFizz oh

Ullallulloo

Or ponies still give a decent amount of candies on death.

Wipqozn

This frog is prtty bad ass.

LessPop_MoreFizz

I have now eaten 35,000 candies.

Time for another dragon run because I want a unicorn horn. :(

Johann

so why is borderlands 1 trash?

user15026

I am so mad my game didnt save because you still make it sound awesome

Johann

00:54

what are you all playing?

user20683

candies.aniwey.net

user20683

it requires patience

user15026

And making sure you save before a feline takes a journey across your keyboard and ends it alll

Ullallulloo

Got the horn!

LessPop_MoreFizz

Does Unicorn Horn drop from dragon? Or a mob before dragon?

Wondering if a bunch of escape potions would be a worthy investment.

Ullallulloo

00:55

@LessPop_MoreFizz It drops from unicorns.

Sometimes you'll get three room of unicorns instead of the zombie guy or whatever.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Okay

So yes

Ullallulloo

There's a space between the horn and the amulet though...

Wipqozn

Take that you stupid goblins.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Also, I accidentally made 100 Superman Potions. Oops.

Ullallulloo

39 candies per second

Anybody find what's above the amulet?

Wait...the level after that...what?

StrixVaria

01:06

I have 28 lollipops/hour and haven't gotten a single lollipop yet from that.

I don't get it.

Ullallulloo

@StrixVaria Has it been an hour?

It gives you all 28 at the same time.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria It's real time

Ullallulloo

Once an hour.

StrixVaria

@Ullallulloo Oh that's stupid.

murgatroid99

@StrixVaria just get it to a per-minute rate

StrixVaria

01:07

Yeah I guess I'll keep investing.

murgatroid99

the rate increases really fast. I started an hour ago, and I am at 22 per minute

kalina

mmm

crunchy nut cornflakes

StrixVaria

I'm pretty sure I can wreck Mount Goblin every try now.

The downtime between is annoying, though.

What do lollipops even get you?

murgatroid99

@StrixVaria I think there are things later that require them

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria Lollipops are used to upgrade your sword, as well as upgrade your candy acquisition rate.

Also, later once you get the cauldron, you need lollipops to make a variety fo potions.

murgatroid99

01:13

@LessPop_MoreFizz yeah. I just got that because it was the first time I had 30 at once

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: Can I get candy faster?

In candies, I've finished a few quests and bought a few swords, but I always seem to get candy at the same rate. Is there any way to get it faster, or am I stuck getting it at this rate forever?

candies

0

Q: If I get HotS can I still play WoL with friends

If I buy and install the Heart of the Swarm expansion, can I still play multiplayer games with people who have Wings of Liberty? or am I limited to HotS matches only?

starcraft-2

user15026

Holy shit

user15026

There are ten cop cars at least on my street, a whole bunch of people

Ullallulloo

@AshleyNunn What did you do? :O

Ben Brocka

Is Candies the offical name? The HTML Title calls it "Candy Box"

user15026

01:15

I am apparently two doors down from some sort of hostage situation

Tim Stone

@Ullallulloo Ah, beat me to it xD

user15026

I just got told not to leave my house

Tim Stone

@AshleyNunn Oh, that's...terrifying

Ullallulloo

@BenBrocka No, I think it's called "Candy Box".

Tim Stone

I hope everyone's alright :/

user15026

01:16

Me too

user15026

I am a little freaked out \

murgatroid99

Yes! I just beat the whale with 1 hp

Ben Brocka

what's candies more candies do?

@AshleyNunn Oh shit. Hope everything's alright

StrixVaria

Does throwing candies on the ground do anything useful?

Ben Brocka

It is on. (cc @BenBrocka @jzy @casperOne) http://t.co/xZ9bt7xHCw

Tweeted by aalear on May 4, 2013 at 1:11 AM

@StrixVaria it makes a frowny face

user15026

01:17

@BenBrocka There is at least one guy known and armed

kalina

so, my phone has been "dispatched" (cc: @badp)

probably means it will arrive on Monday -.-

murgatroid99

hm. I seem to be unable to use the forge even though I answered all of the frog's questions

user15026

Apparently there was some sort of fight, there were shots fired, now tehy are holed up in a house near me

Unionhawk

Holy crap, what the hell, why am I already addicted ahhhh

kalina

@AshleyNunn for real?

user15026

01:19

@kalina No lies

Fluttershy

I really never expected this game to be this big in here. >_> I'm sorry, Bridge... I'm so, so sorry.

kalina

that side of the world has so many guns

@Fluttershy the candies thing?

user15026

I counted....ten cop cars, tactical unit, mobile unit set up

kalina

I've had it ticking over in the background but haven't looked at it yet

user15026

Police telling people to stay inside

Ben Brocka

01:20

> You have eaten 11668 candies!

user15026

@BenBrocka Dude.

kalina

@AshleyNunn wow

Fluttershy

@kalina Yeah.

> You have eaten 161954 candies!

Ben Brocka

oh sure rub it in, I didn't get to play for 3 hours

Fluttershy

@kalina I don't really see how this is relevant. I'm sure there are just as many guns on your side of the world. Just not as legally. =P

kalina

01:21

@Fluttershy I upgraded my sword fully and got 6 potions, scrolls and the other potions

and have 5k candies left

Fluttershy

@BenBrocka I just had it open as I was reading Fables. lol

My sword can now summon a Chupacabra!

@BenBrocka Who was playing what? I recognize @Jin and... that's it.

LessPop_MoreFizz

WOOOOO UNICORN HORN

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz ...how?

LessPop_MoreFizz

> You have eaten 35215 candies!

@Fluttershy Castle Keep run farming.

Fluttershy

Oh. Drop from the dragon?

Ben Brocka

01:25

@Fluttershy CasperOne and Jin, they're playing Samurai Showdown 2 at the SE office

Fluttershy

I'm saving up more candies so I can make invulnerability potions.

@BenBrocka Ah, gotcha.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy No, from a unicorn en route to the dragon.

Ben Brocka

wtf how do you get past the asshole who teleports you backward at the castle entrance?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@BenBrocka Brute force, and/or berserk potions

Ben Brocka

brute force does'nt seem like it's going to work with the life sword

LessPop_MoreFizz

01:28

@BenBrocka Boots, berserk potion, fire scrolls on knights

I think Hell is the level that might lose my interest in this game. It takes too much effort.

Wipqozn

0

Q: Can I get candy faster?

In candies, I've finished a few quests and bought a few swords, but I always seem to get candy at the same rate. Is there any way to get it faster, or am I stuck getting it at this rate forever?

candies

I thought the game was called Candy Box?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Wipqozn Who knows

Wipqozn

That's what shows up in the tab bars, so I figured that was it's name.

kalina

@Wipqozn the FAQ agrees with you

Wipqozn

Oh good. I'm now at 1lp/min

spugsley

01:33

HELLO WONDERFUL PEOPLE

minus @Wipqozn, of course

Wipqozn

@spugsley Hello

user15026

Hello

Wipqozn

@spugsley Tortoises have feelings too.

spugsley

today I went and explored a marvelous place

a shut down amusement park that used to be called Heritage USA

most of it has been torn down

but the giant ass hotel is still there

Wipqozn

This sounds like the premise for a horror film.

Ben Brocka

01:37

@Wipqozn Giant ass-hotel seems more like the premise for a porn film

Fluttershy

So, scrolls come from the random scrolls the candy merchant sells, right?

Ben Brocka

yes

Fluttershy

Awesome.

Also, anyone in here ever read Fables?

Also also, @spugsley, hello!

Ben Brocka

btw get some scrolls before you enchant your sword

I don't think the life sword is the best one

Fluttershy

I have the Sword of Summoning.

Ben Brocka

01:40

how is it?

Fluttershy

I can beat the Whale and only lose about 70 health... So... I like it. Worthless against the dragon, though.

murgatroid99

how about fire sword?

Fluttershy

I forget who was using that one.

Ben Brocka

the problem with the life sword is it's all based on defence and outlasting people, but it's useless on the caste entrance since it's timed, basically

murgatroid99

Maybe I should just make it a question

Ben Brocka

01:42

just ask what all 3 swords are

spugsley

@Fluttershy ohai :o

murgatroid99

0

Q: What effect do the sword enchantments have?

In the forge, you can enchant the sword with different scrolls. What are the different enchantments I can get and what is the effect of each?

candies

Fluttershy

I have a new beer for tomorrow! =D

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy Oooh, anything good?

Ugh, how the hell do i get through Hell?

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz Not sure. I've never tried it before. It's this stuff.

LessPop_MoreFizz

01:47

I wouldn't have so much trouble if I could hotkey potions.

@Fluttershy 'snot a bad stout.

murgatroid99

@LessPop_MoreFizz you could probably add that with some javascript. The potion buttons are just JS function calls

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's what I'm hoping. I enjoyed the only other stout I've ever had, so I figured I'd try another one. =P

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy How have you only ever had one stout?

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz I was a perpetual cheap beer drinker. Keystone, Coors, Budweiser, and Natural Light... I've only recently started drinking other stuff.

Wipqozn

So does the BErserk potion just make you stronger for the duration of the mission?

user20683

01:52

@Fluttershy I weep for you.

Fluttershy

@Wipqozn More like 3-5 seconds.

murgatroid99

@Wipqozn only for a few seconds

spugsley

here it is

all abandoned and creepy

user20683

@spugsley it's a park with a building. It's a nice shot but creepy isn't the word I'd use.

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: There is no description on the character creation page of RuneScape?

I just started playing on RuneScape, well, actually, I haven't started playing yet. I'm on the character creation screen and there are different kinds of clothes designs, some with weapons, some without. I don't know what each of them specifically do. Why are there no descriptions as to what that...

runescape

0

Q: What effects do the sword enchantments have?

In the forge, you can enchant the sword with different scrolls. What are the different enchantments I can get and what is the effect of each?

candies

0

Q: smart cast option for a specific champion?

I usually tend to put smartcast on my w key for escapes on my champions which are corki,tristana and zed.But lately ive been trying out new champions,one of which is kayle and it feels uncromfortable and wierd in my opinion when i try to heal myself or an ally with my w on smartcast. Is there an...

league-of-legends

spugsley

01:54

@WorldEngineer it's abandoned. I have some closer ones :) But this was the first one I uploaded

user15026

Okay, they have one of the people from the house

Ben Brocka

k, spamming fire scrolls works for the castel entrance

user15026

So maybe thi will end soon?

LessPop_MoreFizz

> You have eaten 98750 candies!

@AshleyNunn SHELTER IN PLACE.

NightExcessive

@BenBrocka Use a berserk potion!

user15026

01:58

@LessPop_MoreFizz I am watching Invader Zim in my bedroom with my cat.

user15026

Its the calmest place I could think of

Ben Brocka

but those are limited and I can't seemn to get more!

murgatroid99

@LessPop_MoreFizz Paste this into the console to hotkey the potions to keys 1-6:

Ben Brocka

past it for now anyway

murgatroid99

document.addEventListener('keydown', function(event) {
  switch(event.keyCode){
    case 49:potions.berserk();break;
    case 50:potions.fireScroll();break;
    case 51:potions.acidRainScroll();break;
    case 52:potions.teleportScroll();break;
    case 53:potions.impInvocationScroll();break;
    case 54:potions.earthquakeScroll();break;}
});

LessPop_MoreFizz

01:59

@murgatroid99 :effort:

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