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*prod* @YiJiang'sEvilClone
Ow, watcha do that for?
stop yawning
*yawn* Can't help it. Too boring.
stoppit! I'll start yawning and then I'll fall back to sleep
SO MANY SKITTLES SO LITTLE TIME
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
I'm not even signed in.
Ha, they threw me back to the homepage. This website is amazing
no it's not
It absolutely is. It amazes me at every turn how incredibly bad it is, in terms of design, coding and user interface. It amazes me that my taxpayer money went into funding this piece of crap.
none of those things make the website amazing
THIS WEEKEND I AM GOING TO FINISH LA NOIRE
because then I can uninstall it and move onto the next game
oh wait, actually this weekend I'm going over to a friends
hm
09:24
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Q: When to stop worker production

AtlasEUA long game, with up to 4 expansions, same goes for the opponant. Throughout a game, its vital to keep up your worker production to have the strong economy for the higher tier fights. You find yourselfe at 200/200, with a strong economy. My questions is, At what point in the game should I stop...

09:36
This weekend I am meeting my girlfriend at the airport at 7am.
there isn't a 7am in the day
there is only one 7 and it's a pm
@kalina I was up at 6.45 yesterday. I will have to be up an hour earlier than that tomorrow.
:(
@fredley awwww poor you
@kalina Thank you
Sympathy is correct
I don't believe @kalina is actually capable of experiencing sympathy
09:41
how rude
however in that instance I was being sarcastic
and by "awwww poor you" I really meant "hahahahahahaha SUCKER!"
@kalina :(
Too much meab in here for me to deal with this morning
@fredley You can do it!
@fredley awwww poor you
ask yourself, what is more important
@kalina ಠ_ಠ
her taking public transport from the airport or your sleep
are you going to tell her about your recently found love for my little pony?
09:45
@kalina No
@fredley why not?
@kalina No
I suspect you are going to hide your MLP collection far better than you hide your porn collection
MLP?
Ah
09:46
my little pony
Yes.
Yes.
Oui.
09:47
oh la la
lmao
@YiJiang'sEvilClone *pinch*
Get a room you two
09:48
*prod*
What is prod?
@fredley *purr*
@Alenanno same as poke, pretty much
@kalina *strokes*
@fredley *purr* *purr* *purr*
@kalina *rubs belly*
09:51
hey, watershed hasn't started, you can't continue
@kalina :(
DENIED
You're the one being stroked!
this conversation is going to result in me saying something that gets starred horrifically out of context
09:53
@kalina Could have, but you scuttled off before that could happen
@YiJiang'sEvilClone *slap*
Ow... you... you're hurting my feeling
*cries*
your solo feeling?
poor feeling, all alone
@YiJiang'sEvilClone at least now you're not yawning!
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Has a single feel
at least I didn't slap you on both ears at the same time!
09:58
@kalina You know when you've been tangoed.
Waaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaa- *sob* *sniff* -aaaaaah
Because you've got burst eardrums
@YiJiang'sEvilClone apparently I'm the baby!
@YiJiang'sEvilClone cc: @OrigamiRobot - @YiJiang'sEvilClone is also a baby
oh wait, I guess with you here, you're the baby
09:58
@kalina Baby fight
no, I don't fight
I don't get this edit...
The "Edit" part
it's not very lady like to get into scraps like that
@Alenanno ENGRISH SI HARD LANGUIGE
4
lol
Hey "Hard" is correct there!
sometimes you have to forget what language they're trying to type in and just focus on what they're trying to say
too many people's train of thought gets derailed over this
10:00
I don't get that either... Is he disagreeing with me?
:D
Ah, whatever. I got work to do.
I don't know/care - it's a starcraft 2 question. He deserves to be confused just because he plays it
being a starcraft 2 player is also valid reasoning for lack of sympathy/empathy in the following situations: death by chocolate, death by gaming, being set fire to, <another 73423 things...>
death by chocolate?
yes, chocolate is poisonous to humans in sufficient quantity
10:03
almost anything is poisonous to humans in sufficient quantity
water, oxygen, sunlight, love
I'm not sure love is poisonous
how would you know?
The twisted one yes.
addictive, soul destroying, personality wrecking, life ruining
not poison though
@DanHulme LOTS OF PRACTICE
Yo @BenBrocka
10:10
@kalina Not sure if sarcastic...
@YiJiang'sEvilClone you think I'm going to clarify that statement?
@kalina I demand you provide us with an itemized list of all your previous wives, husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends, one night stands, childhood crushes and idols with details of involvement with each one of them so that we can verify the truthfulness of your previous statement
@YiJiang'sEvilClone ha!
I don't have any idols
I still don't have any idols
and I've never been married
I do not feel obliged to fill you in on the rest of the information you have requested
SAUSAGE AND BACON
mmmm
Phone rooted. Forgot that this process wiped it. Sigh.
@fredley awwww poor you
10:24
@kalina And now Google 2FA isn't working, so I can't set up the damn phone
@kalina ಠ_ಠ
self inflicted pain: no sympathy required
Don't tell me the 2FA is that phone you just wiped
@YiJiang'sEvilClone shhh
SELF INFLICTED
it's all your fault
My new phone will either arrive today, tomorrow, or some time next year
Ahahahahaha. Well, there's hope still. See if you can find some of the master backup passwords. You can find them on google.com/accounts from an already logged in location
10:28
@kalina What phone?
htc one
@kalina Nice
One what?
The HTC One is a series of phones
@YiJiang'sEvilClone you so funny
@YiJiang'sEvilClone while you are correct, there is actually a htc one
and I am getting it in black, because finding the red ones is difficult
Red rules.
10:34
Now I have to wait for a fucking age for this screen recorder app to install because all my apps are being synced back to my phone first
the contract I have it on is awesome too
It better work after all this
unlimited texts + data and 1000 minutes for 29.99
black phones are awful
free phone
10:34
bwim they're great until you leave them in the sun for an hour
@DanHulme It's the most sober thing you can get, though. Which helps. lol
@kalina Not bad. I have same plan but 100 minutes for £5 a month - BYOD.
@fredley Wow, how do you get that?
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Threatening to leave Orange
It's a 12 month contract, but I can live with that
@fredley Ha, I should try that sometimes. I use prepad voice and SMS only because the price for a data contract here is awful
10:37
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I only really care about data. I don't call that much, and nobody's limiting texts any more.
Yes, same. Which is why I absolutely hate the fact that data plans here start at S$30, which is around 15 pounds
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Q: Do the 'aura' abilities in the Vendettas campaign affect the player character too?

galacticninjaI am playing the Vendettas campaign offline (singleplayer) as Inugami, and noticed that he has 'aura' abilities, like 'Dark Melee Aura'. It is described as "Players standing close to Inugami receive a damage bonus to their melee strikes." Does this also affect the player character? Also, wh...

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Q: How could I force GTA1 to be at 1080 resolution?

Simon FletcherI've been searching Google but it only gives answers for GTA4 and since I've bought the GTA Pack on Steam, I'd like to play the older games but in a better resolution than 60x80. Is there any way to do this? Maybe a program that forces them to this resolution or perhaps an ini change?

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Q: What the difference between relative and absolute input (mouse vs. joystick)?

CasebashWhat is the difference and how is one advantageous in its particular use case?

Never really took you for the labcoat type.
Why is recording the screen of a phone so hard? There are only 2 apps, and neither actually works.
@fredley which two apps have you tried?
also, the short answer is memory bandwidth
@DanHulme z-screen and screencast recorder
@DanHulme Apparently these apps only work with older devices
@fredley Try taking a screenshot on Android.
11:26
@OrigamiRobot No, video, not shot
@fredley I know, I'm giving another example of something awful.
@OrigamiRobot Power + Vol. Down should work on Android 4.x
@YiJiang'sEvilClone Exactly. That is the worst combination.
or power + home if you have a Samsung phone
@OrigamiRobot skittles
11:28
@kalina I am getting my box tonight.
I AM EATING SKITTLES RIGHT NOW
@DanHulme Also the worst.
@OrigamiRobot Well, you need to find a combination that exists on most phones and one which won't be accidentally pressed
@RavenDreamer Was there any significance to that?
@DanHulme he is sharkmod
11:30
@YiJiang'sEvilClone If you press them even slightly out of sync, the power button takes you away from whatever you're trying to take a screenshot of!
@kalina I am going to fill a pool with skittles one day.
Uh, no it won't. Screen lock is only activated when you release the button, and if you hold too long you only get the power off menu
@OrigamiRobot I have eaten so many skittles recently that all food tastes like skittles
@kalina ew, skettles
@kalina That sounds horrible.
11:32
@GraceNote BLASPHEMY
@GraceNote IS A SKITTLES HATER
While I do actually hate skittles, that actually wasn't the backing behind my statement.
> Vary in flavor in both North America and the United Kingdom
wat
@OrigamiRobot Oh God. @OrigamiRobot has noticed a difference between US/K
@kalina What are your sour skittle flavors?
I don't know, they're all starting to merge into one
I have a notable sugar buzz though
11:40
3 hours ago, by fredley
@kalina If you eat too many skittles, you'll turn into one
I am tasting the rainbow literally 24/7
@kalina That doesn't sound healthy
and OH MY GOD RAINBOWS TASTE AMAZING
I think the skittles may have affected your brain
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I haven't consumed any marijuana in a week
11:41
@kalina Do you have Pineapple or Lemon?
@OrigamiRobot there is definitely some lemon
OK, apparently somewhere there is a version where yellow is pineapple
That is heresy.
And I also learned there are Double Sour Skittles.
stoppit or I will need to open another bag
Rainbow Fart imminent.
My temples start to hurt after eating too many Skittles, it's like a defense mechanism against overindulgence.
@TimStone oh so that's what that is
should I have not ignored that?
does this mean I'm going to die?
OH NO I'M GOING TO DIE FROM EATING TOO MANY SKITTLES
I think it's too late to ask.
I wonder if there will be a rainbow explosion during the autopsy
11:46
Not die, just...transcend to Skittles nirvana.
The candy-coatification of your brain has already begun.
Rainbow tastes like excrement.
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@GraceNote you are speaking from experience?
@GraceNote Rainbow Fart activated.
Taste has similar-to-identical identity as smell does.
So, gaming...
11:50
they don't smell like that
they smell like sugar coated in sugar with a hard sugar coating on top of that
@DanHulme Talking about games is forbidden here.
I can't say I agree, but for all I know, you actually have sugar in yours over in the UK.
@GraceNote we're not a huge fan of aspartame over here
plus the ingredients list reads like this:
The EU puts strict upper limits on how much sugar you're allowed to put in food
11:51
sugar, glucose syrup, tartaric acid, citric acid, malic acid, starch, dextrim, maltodrextrin, flavour
e.g. Kool-Aid is banned from sale here
so the way I read that
its sugar, sugar, acid, acid, acid, filler, filler, filler, flavour
Acid is generally useless to me since I can't really taste in that spectrum.
@GraceNote is immune to acid?
@OrigamiRobot that's what I read
11:53
@GRACENOTE IS A XENOMORPH: DATA ACCEPTED
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From a taste perspective, you could call it acid immunity.
IMMUNITY TO ACID?!
starts rethink on world domination plan
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Q: Player spawn moves at every death

manticoreI want to build a house around the player spawn in Minecraft 1.51. When I spawned the first time I marked the block underneath my feet and built a house around it so I am safe when I spawn at night. The problem is that the spawn point moves everytime I die. Why is that and how can I prevent it?

How many people in the world are immune to acid? hmm
I will have to make special exceptions to my plan just for those people
meh, I will just resolve all immunities with fire
@kalina It's a common enough genetic trait that it's actually something people test.
11:55
oh no
that puts a real spanner in the works
I suspect you're not immune to hydrofluoric acid though
so it will still work I think
Poor @kalina ... Plans getting crushed left, right and center.
I wouldn't be able to taste much of it, no.
> Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire.
fire is the bestest thing
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> Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead.
> Who needs the sun when you've got me around?
Jaya Ballard is the best.
12:00
which stackexchange is best suited to questions about murdering people with acid?
Careers
@GraceNote :(
do we have a chemistry.SE?
12:01
@FEichinger lol
Chemistry!
brb asking question about murder
@fredley that's not real
12:02
@kalina ORLY
@fredley What? Does seem reasonable to me.
Original Carmageddon coming to Android
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Q: When should I run away?

TrevokeWhat are the criteria I need to evaluate in order to conclude that I should run away? Sometimes the right answer is to walk away, sometimes it is to give them your wallet... When is it time to leg it?

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Q: How dangerous is it to choke someone unconscious or to be choked unconscious?

Jack B NimbleA little background: I was practicing with my instructor one morning. It was just him and me and we were doing free training of submission grappling. At one point I managed to get him in a choke hold and I expected him either to break free or to tap out. When I looked down at him his eyes we...

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Q: Is it actually possible to dispose of a body with hydrofluoric acid?

kalinaIn the TV show "Breaking Bad", Walter White frequently gets rid of people who get in his way by submerging them in a plastic container full of hydrofluoric acid. This, at least in the TV show, completely dissolves the body leaving nothing but a red sludge behind at the end. Is it actually possib...

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everyday-chemistry.... — Tom Medley 47 secs ago
12:10
I'm not familiar with their tagging
@fredley ERRYONE BE THINKIN DA SAME THINK!
@kalina Add the tag then. That site clearly needs it.
I don't think I have enough rep to start adding tags
besides, I just want an answer to my question, I'm not going to start changing their tag system for them
WAIT A MINUTE
Tom Medley is @fredley!
does that mean your name is Tom?
!
@kalina I think you can do it once, but will have do deal with the CaF2 crust on every surface afterwards, which would generally mean throwing out the bathtub. I'd have to ask my cousin though, she's the biochemist.
@gracenote why you no Iffy for the last couple days btw?
12:16
Historically, acid baths (but not specifically HF) were popular for serial killers to dispose of bodies
John George Haigh (24 July 1909 – 10 August 1949), commonly known as the "Acid Bath Murderer", was an English serial killer during the 1940s. He was convicted of the murders of six people, although he claimed to have killed nine. He did not actually use acid to kill his victims, but rather as (he believed) a foolproof method of body disposal – dissolving their bodies in concentrated sulphuric acid before forging papers in order to sell their possessions and collect substantial sums of money. During the investigation, it became apparent that Haigh was using the acid to destroy victims' bodi...
for example
yeah, I think sulfuric and hydrochloric are more popular than hydroflouric
(for dissolving things away)
"Further investigation of the sludge at the workshop by the pathologist Keith Simpson revealed three human gallstones and part of a denture which was later identified by Mrs Durand-Deacon's dentist during the trial and conviction."
HF is just inconvenient to work with. It's not actually that useful an acid.
come back, @kalina is trying to figure out how to dispose of bodies
what can I say? I'm just curious
@NightExcessive It's hypothetical
@kalina Shit
It's not like that data was accessible by visiting my network profile page or anything...
12:29
@fredley I don't look at that stuff
I can't wait until 2014, when I can link Rebecca Black videos again.
@Sterno why can't you do it now?
@kalina Then you only have yourself to blame
@kalina NYR
Jan 2 at 10:39, by Sterno
My New Year's resolution: No Rebecca Black links
@fredley Lookin' forward to the weekend!
meh, mine was don't eat meat, but I changed my mind
I am so perfect that I don't need a new years resolution
@kalina Apart from the whole pride thing
12:31
@kalina That would look great on the co-worker I hate's cube wall.
@Sterno print it out
@kalina That's the most hateful thing I've ever seen
@fredley you must walk around with your eyes closed
@kalina Give me one example of something more hateful
12:33
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Q: How do I kill Jean-Luc Lambert and Amelie Dubois?

galacticninjaI am playing the Vendettas campaign offline as Inugami. I am currently in the Old East Docks location, and I now have to fight the level bosses, Amelie Dubois and Jean-Luc Lambert, face-to-face. I am playing in Hitman difficulty, which is the default difficulty. I have tried several times but I ...

LEGO Breaking Bad video is awesome sauce! < would totally play it if it were real
@kalina ಠ_ಠ
@kalina We have a giant poster-sized printer. It would print beautifully.
12:35
@Sterno DO IT
user58869
how do you climb ladders in mass effect 3?
@OrigamiRobot cast the first vote, it's too much effort for me otherwise
@axrwkr you don't
@kalina I did cast the first vote 1 year ago.
@axrwkr The answer to every ME3 question is 'Press Spacebar'
@fredley this pretty much
user58869
12:36
i'm stuck on this bit where i have to get up a ladder
user58869
been stuck for months
I honestly don't remember a single instance of climbing a ladder in ME3 that isn't a cutscene
user58869
i'll try the space bar, but i'm sure i did that already
There's definitely ladders
user58869
well i need to get up there somehow and i can't see any other way but the ladder
12:37
I recall at least one on that planet that's basically rubble
Climbing ladders wouldn't be a problem if Legion was a party member/romance option.
I must have already started purging all of my Mass Effect knowledge
The one with the...moth thing boss. I forget names
@BenBrocka Banshee?
Moth Thing Boss?
12:37
@BenBrocka Mothrakk?
there are no bosses in ME3 :(
I guess Kai Leng could be classed as a boss
@LessPop_MoreFizz
Also, wtf, that's a JPG
@fredley that's not remotely like a moth
The Harvester
Friday Friday Gettin' Down On Friday
@BenBrocka that's not a boss
thats 4-5 well aimed sniper rifle shots
it also doesn't look anything like a moth
12:41
but even then, you'd be talking about the bomb mission on tuchanka
and while there were ladders in the level, you didn't use them
the ladder up to the bomb was a cutscene
oh
yeah there are ladders, you just walk forward
w, space, click, repeat.
and wrex wouldn't like you referring to his planet as "basically rubble"
Okay, basically rubble with sand also
@fredley less than 1k
...yep. I totally setup my machine with my keyboard upside down at the start.
12:46
@GraceNote upside down... like qwerty at the bottom?
@badp Why the sadface?
@kalina And, more relevant to the resultant error, the numpad Enter key where the ESC key was supposed to be.
@GraceNote is it a wireless keyboard?
@BenBrocka I changed yesterday because I felt like using a different avatar. Plus it'll be humorous if Sustainability dies and I keep my Sustainable Living avatar for chat.
@kalina Yes, unfortunately.
@kalina eh?
Oh
:(
@GraceNote ah well that makes sense then, I was wondering how you wouldn't notice a cable coming out the bottom of your keyboard
12:48
You said you'd let me overtake FAE
@fredley and as such, I am not putting in the required effort to rep cap
@kalina I imagine I would
fun fun fun fun looking forward to the weekend!
I just lost 10 minutes reading this article that you guys indirectly linked earlier. Good read. Thanks, The Bridge!
you should watch this excellence that @LessPop_MoreFizz linked lastnight that didn't really get noticed;
12:55
I'd play that.

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