The Bridge

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

00:21

*yawn*

*scrolls up the star list to see all the stupidity he missed last night*

user15026

Stupidity? Here? Never.

Ben Brocka

I say chaps did you read the latest article on being intellectual gents?

user15026

@BenBrocka What a fancy vocabulary you have there

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

I can hear @AshleyNunn swooning already

Grumpy Lazers

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Q: What's the best way of making money?

In Saints Row: The Third, there are many things to buy: weapons, weapon upgrades, vehicle upgrades, crib upgrades, properties, tattoos, clothing, etc.. All of these added up are expensive. What's the best way of making money, so that I may acquire these things with haste?

saints-row-the-third

user15026

00:31

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I do love a large....vocabulary

user43095

Ben Brocka

Weee car maintenence

LessPop_MoreFizz

@jeffreylin_ I had typed "Fuck Ponies" here, but then I realized some of you sickos might be into that, and so instead I shall say "to hell with ponies, ponies are dumb and stupid."

user43095

What? Who here is into f**king ponies?

user43095

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

00:40

@jeffreylin_ Are those fridge magnets?

user43095

@YiJiang'sEvilClone That's what it looks like.

user15026

@jeffreylin_ I kinda really want these. Like a lot

LessPop_MoreFizz

@jeffreylin_ I'm not accusing anyone here in particular, it's more of a generalized suspicion. Like McCarthy before he got his hands on that awesome list of his.

user43095

@AshleyNunn So do I. The chubby little cute ponies/

Gaming Topics From Outside

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Q: Game playing on both screens

I have dual monitors setup on 13.04 with an ATI card using the propitiatory driver. In install Steam then Amnesia and started the game up. The displays are mirroring instead of the game just playing on one. Is there a way to fix this?

13.04 games monitor steam

user15026

00:43

@jeffreylin_ My fridge could use more awesome

Ben Brocka

@jeffreylin_ blobs

user43095

@BenBrocka Do you like ponies?

Ben Brocka

My lawyer has advised me not to answer that question or mention where I hid the bodies

user43095

@BenBrocka o.O

user15026

@BenBrocka >.>

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

00:45

@BenBrocka So the answer is yes

user15026

....game dev tycoon y u no run

Ben Brocka

@AshleyNunn because game dev story is better

user43095

@kalina is a baby?

Ben Brocka

Ergmagerd tough foe why you no drop medal

@jeffreylin_ entire team is babies

user43095

@BenBrocka Team of what???

Ben Brocka

00:47

Babies, obviously

user43095

Entire team of babies is babies? Yes, very logical

user43095

Add the tag confuzziling

user43095

to this room

Ben Brocka

Recursive babies need the most attention

user15026

@BenBrocka I don't know that yet!

LessPop_MoreFizz

00:49

Not sure whether I should trust a chinese restaurant that also sells subs.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Weird.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Including a 'Steak Shrimp and Cheese' sub.

@AshleyNunn It is apparently A Thing here in Memphis which is common.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@LessPop_MoreFizz That could either be amazing or terrible

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Shrimp and cheese dont really go....

user43095

@LessPop_MoreFizz Like @YiJiang said, it's either awesome or horrible. Order it!

Ben Brocka

00:51

And live-tweet it if it's terrible

LessPop_MoreFizz

I don't really care for Shrimp. I was pointing to it more as a sign of the disfunction inherent in this so-called restaurant than as something that I might actually order.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@BenBrocka Live Yelp review

@LessPop_MoreFizz So how long are you going to be in Memphis?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Probably another few weeks-month

Ben Brocka

01:11

@GraceNote I MADE A SUCKY GAME

user43095

@BenBrocka Let's see it.

Grace Note

@BenBrocka YAY

@jeffreylin_ He made PSU.

user43095

@GraceNote What's PSU?

Grace Note

Phantasy Star Universe

user43095

PlayStationUniverse?

user43095

01:19

Phantasy Star Universe

(PSU) is an action role-playing video game by Sega's Sonic Team for the PC, PlayStation 2 and Xbox 360. In Japan, it was released for the PC and PlayStation 2 on August 31, 2006, with the Xbox 360 version releasing on December 12, 2006. Its North American release was on October 24, 2006, available in all formats. The European release date was November 24. The initial unveiling of the game was at E3 2004, with subsequent showing at the next E3, and then again at TGS 2005. A closed beta stress test for the servers took place between April and May 2006. While Phantasy Star Universe is a ...

user43095

This?

Grace Note

Yes, that.

user43095

How is that sucky?

Grace Note

Ask BenBrocka what the Disc Dev said about his product.

Wipqozn

@jeffreylin_ I remember that series.

In fact I still own PSO 1+2 for Gamecube.

LessPop_MoreFizz

01:21

Augh. I want food. But I really don't want to leave my hotel. But the deliver options are scary/terrible. :(

Ben Brocka

@GraceNote I assume some of the combos actually have positive stats?

Grace Note

@BenBrocka Godly Games have positive stats. Sucky Games have negative stats.

Ben Brocka

Order one of the scary ones topped with one of the terrible ones

spugsley

I'M A DUDE. HE'S A DUDE. SHE'S A DUDE. CAUSE WE'RE ALL DUDES! HEY!

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Grace Note

You're on the game right now, yes, @BenBrocka? I can teach you one of the most useful Godly Games that you'll wish I had taught you back in your first playthrough.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

01:22

@spugsley Now grow a beard

spugsley

@YiJiang'sEvilClone with pleasure

LessPop_MoreFizz

@spugsley Where is @OrigamiRobot to do a "Data accepted, @spugsley is a man" when we need him.

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz WE ARE WATCHING A SHOWWWWWWW

user43095

DATA ACCEPTED; @spugsley IS A MAN

user43095

@LessPop_MoreFizz WILL THAT DO?

LessPop_MoreFizz

01:25

@jeffreylin_ No because you are not @OrigamiRobot.

> As for the ETA, it's still way too early to say… but its almost certainly in the "months" time frame. It's not going to be weeks; it's not going to be years.

Hitting the one year mark from that statement this weekend.

(Re: Replacing Area 51.)

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeaaaaah

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

6-8 weeks!

user15026

I really suck at GameDev Tycoon

Ben Brocka

@GraceNote sure

[Zim:] Gir wheres the teleporter [Gir:] burp [Zim:] you ate the teleporter [Gir:] noo

Tweeted by fanfiction_txt on May 3, 2013 at 1:23 AM

Grace Note

@BenBrocka RPG, Fantasy, Orthodox.

What this is should be... pretty obvious.

Ben Brocka

01:36

It's DDR isn't it

user43095

LET'S ALL SING THE DOOM SONG!

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@BenBrocka Oww my brain, why did I look at that account's tweets?

user43095

DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM

Grace Note

You blew my mind with your intellectual prowess, @BenBrocka.

user43095

@YiJiang'sEvilClone So DA doesn't bother you but that does?

user15026

01:38

@BenBrocka Oh lord I read more of those tweets....is all that stuff real because if so I fear for humanity

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@jeffreylin_ Oh, DA breaks my brain on a regular basis

@AshleyNunn It's all real

user15026

@YiJiang'sEvilClone oh my

user15026

The world is a frightening place

Ben Brocka

@GraceNote Okay that's pretty good

do any of them boost Lily rank or give breka damage limit?

LessPop_MoreFizz

All _txt accounts are mere shadows of the insanity that is tumblr_txt

“Obesity” is a made-up medical name for the state of having a fat body.

Tweeted by TumblrTXT on May 2, 2013 at 7:25 PM

user43095

01:41

I can't review anything :(

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz No. Just....no.

Grace Note

With this disc combo, most of your characters (but most easily Vert/Neptune/Noire) can easily get an entire EXE Gauge level in one attack string of Rush attacks.

user15026

Internet you suck

Ben Brocka

@GraceNote Good, I randomly put it on neptune because Noire has the lily rank + one

LessPop_MoreFizz

I like burritos too, but I don’t find them to be all that elven.

Tweeted by TumblrTXT on April 27, 2013 at 11:05 PM

Ben Brocka

01:42

and somehow neptune was the only one without a game

Grace Note

@BenBrocka There's one combination that has Lily Rank Lv3, so if you already have a Harem then it's probably unnecessary. There is one combination that actually uses FPS but that is 5/5/5 so... no.

Ben Brocka

Okay that's...that's a lot of EX gauge

user15026

@BenBrocka The more you two talk about this game the more intrigued i am

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Ugh, it's raining, and I need to do the washing today

LessPop_MoreFizz

(During the manhunt in Boston:

all i can think during this manhunt is that if the winchesters and the docotor and sherlock all helping out, wed have caught the little shit

Tweeted by TumblrTXT on April 20, 2013 at 12:19 PM

user15026

01:45

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh, the superwholock people are all kinds of special sometimes

Grace Note

Uni has good Rush attacks and a good Rush EX Finisher, but because she doesn't have Combo Link she's not as good as the three Goddesses I mentioned. Which, to that point, Vert I find most useful for the job because she innately has Shorten Wait.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn And don't you dare tell them that they are trying to live in a fantasy world, because that is OPPRESSION AND YOU ARE DESTROYING THEIR HEADCANON.

Grumpy Lazers

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Q: How long does it take to level up your Operation Payback coin in Counterstrike Global Offensive?

How many hours or other criteria does it take to level up or change the color of your Operation Payback coin in Counterstrike Global Offensive?

counter-strike-go

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Q: Does creating games for the platform help the platform succeed?

Does creating games for the platform help the platform succeed? Like if I create tons of games for 1 platform does it influence it? If not then what controls a platform's marketshare?

game-dev-tycoon

Ben Brocka

Yeah, I just recently discovered combo link on accident

annoyed Peashy and the candidates don't have it

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I am all for fandom but sometimes it just..yeah, I don't know, maybe I like reality too much

LessPop_MoreFizz

01:46

The co-opting of the language of social justice by the sort of shits that feel that popular disapproval of their weird slash fiction is comparable to apartheid is probably among the worst contributions the internet has made to society as a whole in the past two or three years.

2

Ben Brocka

Sherlok homes is my waifu

3

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz This is so very true. I like Tumblr, but it has taught me to hate a lot o people

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@AshleyNunn Superwho-what?

user15026

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Superwholock - the fandom of people who all like SUpernatural, Doctor Who, aand Sherlock to an unnatural degree

LessPop_MoreFizz

This post is ALL of my Hitler feels. This is so perfect.

Tweeted by TumblrTXT on April 14, 2013 at 11:05 PM

user15026

01:50

@LessPop_MoreFizz Wanna know what gif was attached

Ben Brocka

@GraceNote Is "harem" an actual item/chip?

LessPop_MoreFizz

Ask and ye shall receive.

Grace Note

@BenBrocka Level 5 Lily Rank+, fittingly. Also,

yesterday, by Grace Note

@BenBrocka Off-hand, I believe Em Es Magma Cave has Harem as a hidden treasure, but I don't remember which room it is.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Okay, now I am confused and I have no idea what to think

Ben Brocka

Hidden means it's the random, regenerating one, right?

user15026

01:52

why does my computer make a high pitched eeeeeeeee noise then click?

user15026

It startles me

Ben Brocka

Kinestra Slash is so...excessive

@AshleyNunn eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Grace Note

@BenBrocka Yes.

@BenBrocka It's an AoE attack, wind element, high magic damage, and it inflicts AGI and TEC down. I like that much excess.

Fluttershy

Did... Portal have a 3.7 GB update for anyone else? O_o

Ben Brocka

Not really what I was referring to

Those are pretty nice though

5 more medals

Fluttershy

01:58

@LessPop_MoreFizz This is false! The Winchesters would've been absolutely zero help.

Grace Note

@BenBrocka Oh, I know.

Ben Brocka

I just Nep'd this guy's face

user15026

@Fluttershy Supernatural is a show I have never seen.

Fluttershy

Are you two still talking about that Turbo Equestria whatsit game?

2

@AshleyNunn I'm halfway through season 7. I enjoy it, but it's definitely not for everyone. But, they're only good at hunting demons and stuff. Actual people, not so much.

user15026

@Fluttershy I just know little about it.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

02:01

I watched about two episodes when it first came out and didn't think it was any good

Fluttershy

Really? That was worth two stars? O_o

Tim Stone

Don't question the star economy.

Ben Brocka

4 medals!

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

> That very sentiment has been expressed by federal legislators. Rep. John Shimkus (R-IL) said in 2010 that he opposed action on climate change because “the Earth will end only when God declares it to be over.” He is the chairman of the Subcommittee on Environment and the Economy

user15026

@YiJiang'sEvilClone .......nope, I have no words

Fluttershy

02:04

'Murika.

user15026

Blergh. I want to watch a feel-good girlie movie but Netflix is not providing me with anything good

Ben Brocka

Doesn't Netflix have a "Feel Good Girly Movie with Blue Cars and Actors Named Bob? category by now?

It sure has every other possible made up category

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@AshleyNunn I'm watching Foster's right now. Not exactly girlie, or feel good, but it's quite nice

user15026

@BenBrocka They gave me "quirky independent dramas with a strong female lead" but all of those sounded meh

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Or just watch Gravity Falls

user15026

02:10

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I need to aquire more of it because youtube sucks for it for me

user15026

@YiJiang'sEvilClone That is on netflix...

Ben Brocka

@AshleyNunn Transpiecist Heist Movies with a African Alien Lead is a good category too

user15026

@BenBrocka The worst part is I wouldnt even doubt Netflix coming up with something like that

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

The first episode of Foster's is movie length

Well, 1h

user15026

@YiJiang'sEvilClone Good to know

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

02:20

> Portal and Portal 2 now available for Linux

Maybe this? ^

But then Portal 2 didn't have an update

kalina

This is an unnatural time for me to wake up

Fluttershy

@kalina What is it? Like... 2:30 am there?

kalina

3 30

Fluttershy

So close!

kalina

I am just going to roll over and convince myself this was all part of a dream, that will work surely

Fluttershy

02:31

>_<

THE GAME IS NOT A SEQUEL

Someone else reject this: gaming.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/35877

user15026

@kalina Yeah we are too unreal to be real, this is just a figment of your sleepy brain

Fluttershy

I've had to reject that fucking edit at least 4 times now, and then revert it once before that.

user15026

@Fluttershy Oh lord

kalina

I saw that a minute ago and skipped it because the edit reason was different to the edit and my sleepy brain could not compute

I go now... Bed is so comfy

Fluttershy

@kalina G'night!

user15026

02:37

Blergh. Netflix. Music is loud, talking is SO quiet

Ben Brocka

It's usually the recording's fault not netflix

user15026

@BenBrocka It happens to me with most movies

user15026

and I haaaaate it

user15026

It makes my ears hurt

Fluttershy

Anyone here have any experience with melatonin as a sleep aid? >_>

SaintWacko

02:41

@Fluttershy My sister uses it

Fluttershy

@SaintWacko Does it help?

SaintWacko

@Fluttershy She says it helps a lot

Fluttershy

Also, you said something about a fortress in T&S?

user15026

@Fluttershy Not personally, but I know a few friends who use it and swear by it

Fluttershy

Woo! Well, I hope this works then.

SaintWacko

02:42

Oh, yeah, let me launch it and get a screenshot

Wow, my internet just went completely to shit

Ben Brocka

@Fluttershy yeah, it's great; have to keep taking it though, at least in my experience. Helped a lot to even out a sleep disorder

Fluttershy

@BenBrocka Awesome. Glad to hear I potentially didn't waste my money on this stuff.

Now to wait for it to kick in...

LessPop_MoreFizz

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I would totally play this game.

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz I don't even need to watch it to know that I would too.

Grumpy Lazers

03:01

0

Q: How much money do I lose when I die?

In Dead Island, it notifies you that you lost a certain amount of money when you die. How much is lost exactly?

dead-island

Fluttershy

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Q: How much does death cost?

In Saints Row: The Third, having your health drop to 0 (i.e. dying) is called getting Smoked. The tool-tip said that I lose a bit of money to pay for my hospital bill when I respawn. How much do I lose exactly?

saints-row-the-third

Seeding?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy Maybe he just has a preternatural obsession with the macabre and with death penalties?

Fluttershy

Doubtful.

Grumpy Lazers

03:40

0

Q: When is the next Diablo 2 Ladder reset?

When is the next Diablo 2 Ladder reset going to happen? I assume this post will eventually become a top link on Google, so when the next ladder reset date becomes known, the answer should be edited.

diablo-2

user15026

03:50

Dear movie I liked you until the girl got out of hte shower with HER MAKEUP STILL PERFECT

LessPop_MoreFizz

04:03

@AshleyNunn I don't know what movie you are watching but it probably isn't Short Circuit and you should fix that.

@GrumpyLazers Too localized.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I should, my movie is over now. (Was watching About Cherry. Very good movie.)

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn You should.

NO DISASSEMBLE.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I have to find the link again

LessPop_MoreFizz

►

There's an audio issue about an hour in. :(

for what is sadly one of the best scenes in the movie. :(

OrigamiRobot

04:29

What am I supposed to be data accepting?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@OrigamiRobot That @spugsley is a man.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

And is trying to grow a beard

OrigamiRobot

I can confirm that this is false.

But I am glad you missed me.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

How about the beard part?

OrigamiRobot

If that's true, she's not doing a very good job.

spugsley

04:35

GUYS

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@spugsley You've got a beard now?

spugsley

I HAS MEDICINE AND EVERYTHING IS GREAT

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Also, 5 Centimeters Per Second is amazing. The story is a bit iffy, but the art and animation is superb. The film's got some of the best animation I've ever seen.

user15026

@spugsley Was something broken

spugsley

@AshleyNunn my stomach was full of hurt and now it is good

LessPop_MoreFizz

04:46

@AshleyNunn Beard growing medicine I presume.

user15026

@spugsley I am glad you are better

LessPop_MoreFizz

How did I manage to not hear about FarCry 3 Blood Dragon

because holy shit.

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

It does seem pretty wild

LessPop_MoreFizz

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@YiJiang'sEvilClone the trailer is absolutely incredible

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

Look at their website: fc3blooddragon.uk.ubi.com/index.php

LessPop_MoreFizz

05:01

The soundtrack is awesome cheese as well

LessPop_MoreFizz

05:25

> There are three important keys to pickling: patience, hard work, and rage.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz what

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2013/01/…

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: unactivated tripwires

I have an tripwire enderman farm as shown in the picture in the link: http://imgur.com/vjAVJrS At initial setup, the tripwires did activate(with the click sound) and I also did check that the tripwires did extend the pistons but after awhile, the tripwires suddenly unactivates and when I test it...

minecraft

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Q: Visual difference with employee stats bar

I went to hire a new designer and this happened: I've noticed this before, and it's always with characters who are very high in one stat over the other (Design/Technology). I wonder what it is supposed to mean, if anything. Is this a bug or is it a visual tip about the employee?

game-dev-tycoon

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Q: Need for speed most wanted 2012 on window 8

I install need for speed 2012 on my laptop. it installed properly and when i run the game then its giving me an error that "No apps are installed to open this type of link". Please let me know how to resolve this issue. Thanks in advance.

nfs-most-wanted-2012

LessPop_MoreFizz

> I am so shocked it is difficult to breathe. I did not say anything when I learned that he ate bacons, and did not own yarmulke, and spoke no Yiddish (except for several words that all mean “penis”).

> The trick to surviving with low funds is to not have such high standards. For example, in Slupsk, you could buy bowl of milk for three rubles. But they would sell you milk for just two rubles if you drank it directly from goat. It was not easy drinking from the goat, because she was strong and had anger problems.

> Still, a ruble is a ruble, and I always made sure to refuse bowl. As the saying goes in Slupsk: “Sometimes you must drink milk right out of the goat, because it costs two rubles instead of the three rubles.”

LessPop_MoreFizz

06:06

> You cannot murder interns, but other than that, they are the same as mules. You can rob them, abuse them, debase them. There are no limits. When a man agrees to be intern, he is saying, “I am no longer human being with rights, I am like dog or monkey. Use me for labor until my body breaks and then consume all of my meats.”

murgatroid99

> Now, I am not the bravest person. As boy in Slupsk, I was afraid to wrestle bears, and only sometimes wrestled bears. And once, when doctor knifed out my appendix, I asked for aspirin pill.

Blem

06:37

goodmorning

user15026

Good morning

Blem

06:52

4

Facebook wants to know what my relationship status is, Im thinking of going with widowed

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

@Blem I'm sorry for your loss

user15026

I am so awake

Blem

I am single, but not because I lost anyone to death

Yi Jiang's Evil Clone

user15026

@YiJiang'sEvilClone That is awesome

Blem

07:23

lol

Grumpy Lazers

08:08

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Q: How do I license a game engine?

After researching something along the lines of "Game Engine Licensing" in the R&D Lab, I gained access to research an SDK (Software Development Kit). I created a new game engine with this feature in it, but nothing seems to have happened... How do I license my new engines, and what does that do ...

game-dev-tycoon

0

Q: Can I see my score without killing myself?

Today I completed an enjoyable challenge - slaying the Ender Dragon on hardcore mode! Since beating him, I know I have a rather large score - I'd really like to see what it is! Is there any way to be able to see my score without having to end up like this?